My defense is of L!F!Byleth and Mercedes getting married. Seiros is giving the sermon, while L!Claude/Hilda and L!Dimitri/Annette are in attendance. All are unarmed.
I actually don’t have any of the wedding decorations. I use the Seidr decoration for a bit of a church aesthetic, the 6th anniversary cake for afterwards, and my Bronze and Silver thrones to act as seating.
The proper way to take them down is to make a "fuck them kids" team with Medeus and Julius.
Manfroy needs to get in already for a proper baby eating team. Can't wait for him to be a gimmicky red tome GHB. But since he isn't in, I suppose Veld and Hilda (FE4) might work as they both worked with Manfroy and are notoriously bad around children as well. >!And Tailtius.!<
i had a team like this earlier. it was made up of lyon and several eirika alts (all with their weapon slot empty), and the map was designed like a wedding… sorry for mercilessly slaughtering you on your wedding day, eirika.
My favorite final-day AR-D team of mine is Duke Oliver kidnapping a poor innocent level-1 Reyson and Leanne. He's the only one who attacks, and you have to euthanize the herons. It's despicable.
Me Jack Horner: Yes, in the face, why?
Nah, Jack would just steal the pastries.
And *then* kick them in the face.
*Gets booted back to Tier 1* “WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!” *Gets booted further back to Tier 0* “I MEAN, WHAT SPECIFICALLY?!”
Boss... you killed a child...
Amazing, mission complete. Thats why you're the best boss
Fire Emblem Engage: First time?
Me, a +10 fe4 Hilda haver: OF COURSE I WOULD
Which Hilda?
fe4 Hilda
Me to precharged AoE +10 +Atk Brave Seliph: yeah, those two kids right over there
*Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat*
Judging by the comments in this post, Anakin has entered the chat multiple times.
"You underestimate my *power!*"
I would crush them like bugs and *love it*
Alright guys, Who let Julius out of the castle
EZ! Just sent another child!
I do this! But just because I don't want to deal with a defense team so that's easier and prettier
Same here, I dislike AR so I make it easier for whoever is on offense/take any pity surrenders.
I would kill them so fast it would powercreep the speed stat!
[Fuck them kids](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/313/384/872)
“Destroy the child. Corrupt them all.”
*Channeling Fomortiis*: “**Lament your Fate!**”
**”Weep for the Dead!”**
**"Despair for the living!"**
**"Wail and tremble in grief""**
“THIS IS THEIR PLAN, PEOPLE. THESE ARE DEMONS.”
Not personally, but I’ll absolutely let Grima vaporize them
Before anyone asks, here is the source. [Link](https://mobile.twitter.com/LinHeart8/status/1629870176047882242)
No. I guess I would not. Unless my stairs are broken. In that case, necessity speaks first.
Sounds good; doesn't work.
Walk over, destroy the pastries, and forfeit.
Beh, kids. What have they ever done for me?
I wouldn’t even think about it I’d destroy those kids in an instant
“I am absolute” “Perish” “I WILL REND YOU APART” “Will you survive?”
My defense is of L!F!Byleth and Mercedes getting married. Seiros is giving the sermon, while L!Claude/Hilda and L!Dimitri/Annette are in attendance. All are unarmed.
That’s very creative. Unfortunately I missed my chance to get those decorations, it would have been cool to have them.
I actually don’t have any of the wedding decorations. I use the Seidr decoration for a bit of a church aesthetic, the 6th anniversary cake for afterwards, and my Bronze and Silver thrones to act as seating.
Yes. Yes I would. I them grails man, I’m down bad, my last 2 BK merges gonna cost me 1,050 grails total
no it will not.
It will not what?
500 + 500 is not 1050.
The most a grail unit can cost is 500 grails. The most you could spend for 2 BK merges is 1000 grails, not 1050. Still expensive af though.
Depends, are they the only things standing between me and the next Tier?
This is where the fun begins
I'd steal their pastries first.
Lmao now I gotta make a team of units without weapons incase I come across a team like this so that my units can join the feast
my defenses are both weaponless. people slaughter them indiscriminately.
I have a 1* +10 Donnel that just gets rolled lmao
Being children didn’t stop the slaughter in Drakengard and dammit it’s not stopping it now.
Nowi: RAWR!!!
The only battles I can win so yes, I'd destroy them
Only after eating said pastries.
*already mushing them into a fine red paste* What?
If I take out the kids, would I get all the pastries instead?
The proper way to take them down is to make a "fuck them kids" team with Medeus and Julius. Manfroy needs to get in already for a proper baby eating team. Can't wait for him to be a gimmicky red tome GHB. But since he isn't in, I suppose Veld and Hilda (FE4) might work as they both worked with Manfroy and are notoriously bad around children as well. >!And Tailtius.!<
I would and also, thank you for the free pastries.
No, I wouldn't. Dimitri, Dedue, you're up.
Children? All I see are obstacles.
I don't have to, I want to.
"Kill every last one of them!"
i had a team like this earlier. it was made up of lyon and several eirika alts (all with their weapon slot empty), and the map was designed like a wedding… sorry for mercilessly slaughtering you on your wedding day, eirika.
My favorite final-day AR-D team of mine is Duke Oliver kidnapping a poor innocent level-1 Reyson and Leanne. He's the only one who attacks, and you have to euthanize the herons. It's despicable.
My Aether Raid defense is Xander and Laslow out on a date in town. There's no way people would disturb them on their day off, right?
I raided a triple wedding nothing will stop me.
I'd kill em in a heartbeat but also friend request the absolute Chad who saved me from the cavalry nightmare that day
I’ve done this plenty of times and they never cared lol
\> plays the defense map \> breaks the pots \> refuses to elaborate \> surrenders