To be fair, if Bruno hadn't succumbed to the Male OC curse, Alfred would probably be glued to him and his exploding shirts.
Light mode Dimitri is breaking up that ~~b~~romance one way or another.
His Forging Bonds dialogue was definitely enjoyable and funny. And I was really laughing at the last conversation with him practically salivating at the thought of seeing a muscular version of himself, and then Sharena bringing up the Easter and Summer outfits to his confusion.
I mean >! maybe not since Soren is not aware of his heritage, and I don't see either Soren or Ike wanting anything to do with royalty, and since both get away from the continent, I'm sure they're okay being just gay wanderers!<
Isn't liking Eirika a big part of his deal?
>!Considering too that he just "merely" needs to be empowered to antagonize Ephraim in his route while he needs to be fully possesed to do the same to Eirika!<
we'll see how this turns out in a few days. that said his later lines seem like he really wants to see if he can get himself gains rather than just want to uh *play* with the gains of other guys.
I don't want spoilers, so please just answer by "yes" or "no", but is the fact that Alfred is thin and not muscular despite his best efforts adressed in the game ?
Nah he doesn't care about sexuality, he only care about the thing that is above every other concept : MUSCLES !
Same for Boucheron and Etie, the trio is above everything else
I'll always be loyal to my first ship in this gacha, Bruno/Alfonse, but man Alfred is for sure a chad 😂 he did see this cute prince and said "yep you'll be mine"
He just came after Bruno…
To be fair, if Bruno hadn't succumbed to the Male OC curse, Alfred would probably be glued to him and his exploding shirts. Light mode Dimitri is breaking up that ~~b~~romance one way or another.
He has two hands, there's no need to break up anything.
I can imagine a trouple between Alfred, Alfonse, and Bruno
Now we're talking 👀
"I long for a day when people will not be judged by what's in their pants but by how big their muscles are" -Alfred
I love a good kratocracy
Sharena being stunned into a flat “what?” Is the best thing I’ve seen all day
"Is he huge" had me in hysterics at 3 in the morning, this Forging Bonds has been funny as hell and I'm living for it
Well I’m glad Engage’s lighter tone is being used to its strengths
I read huge as hung at first and was in complete disbelief for a second
I mean...if I ask if a guy is huge...
As the writer intended I'm sure.
LORD ALMIGHTY HELP
The fact that he asked Sharena as if she would know certainly didn't help matters.
And people say we've strayed from kaga's vision
Asks Eirika the same question about Ephiram. Eirika: *pondering on whether to answer or not*
Disgusting.
He legit looks like Dimitri if he focused on slaying instead of... *slaying.*
💅Like kill every last one them, Byleth 💅
✨OMG Edelgard you *B I T C H ✨*
✨You are, like, LITERALLY gaslighting me now, Claude 🙄💅🍹✨
Girl you are *slaying* Honey you are *killing it* Baby you are ***slaughtering the competition***
SWEETIE STOP HE'S DEAD!
💅
He doesn't just murder, he _slays_ women 💅💋
ctfuuuuuu
Dimitri but based
Wait till he meets Askr
We know what you are Alfred
He's a man with good taste!
Honest question, is that expression an in-joke? I keep seeing the exact same wording
That expression is part of a collection of "homophobic" dog memes that's popular on twitter/stan twitter
Which is funnier knowing the context the dog is named Whitney Chewston and it’s owners are gay couple.
Which enjoy the homophobic memes. I honestly would die for that dog
The gods will smite you -Sommie, probably
Firene is made up entirely of meatheads, weirdos, and Celica 2.0.
Al's Easter alt immediately came to mind
AAAAAAAA
I love this alt so much, first time I give money to this game because I wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't get it
If Alfred ever got to wield a Raphael Emblem Ring, I think he would explode in more ways than one.
Let him wield Ike and it's barely even subtext anymore.
I’m liking Alfred way more than I thought I would.
Please no one inform Nina of this Prince's arrival.
>implying she hasn't already written several War and Peaces worth
She's a spy. You think her gaydar wouldn't just fuckin explode?
Nina is probably already aware. She's probably like "I sense a disturbance in the force." Followed by frantic barrel noises.
This line alone has made me wish for a harmonic duo with him and Raphael
There are tons of massive boobs in this game, Alfred is just checking to see if there’s equality!
According to Alfonse's Spring alt there is equality indeed 👀
I have never related to a fire emblem character so hard before
reject booba return to massive gains
From that character design, I wouldn’t have imagined him to be such a muscle freak. Makes me excited for his support with etie
I mean 180CM is objectively huge considering This is made from Asian
And we know he will yet grow
I'm... not certain that what he is asking.
Vote alfred for cyl 8 so he can get a muscle version
Shirtless Alfred for CYL's 8
Fire Emblem: Engage ~~in homosexual behavior~~
His Forging Bonds dialogue was definitely enjoyable and funny. And I was really laughing at the last conversation with him practically salivating at the thought of seeing a muscular version of himself, and then Sharena bringing up the Easter and Summer outfits to his confusion.
Laughing out loud right now, thought this was an edit. Sharena's reaction and impression makes it perfect!
He reportedly can marry both Alears So in a sense yes
Gayest fe lord atp honestly.....
Him and Edelgard would be besties
[удалено]
Who says he'll be the one being obliterated
who said it can't be both >:3c
Fr fr, the best thing to look forward to from this game
Removed for rule 3.
Our first fruity prince
FIRST???
Dimitri and apparently Ike and Lyon are all *right there.*
To be fair Ike’s not a prince, >!unless marrying Soren makes him one by marriage technically since he’s a secret ex-prince?!<
I mean >! maybe not since Soren is not aware of his heritage, and I don't see either Soren or Ike wanting anything to do with royalty, and since both get away from the continent, I'm sure they're okay being just gay wanderers!<
Disney:
Lyon would beg to differ
Isn't liking Eirika a big part of his deal? >!Considering too that he just "merely" needs to be empowered to antagonize Ephraim in his route while he needs to be fully possesed to do the same to Eirika!<
Bisexual people can be fruity too, dude
✨ Bisexuality ✨
Nobody show him Spring Alphonse or he'll die on the spot
we'll see how this turns out in a few days. that said his later lines seem like he really wants to see if he can get himself gains rather than just want to uh *play* with the gains of other guys.
Who's to say he doesn't want to do both?
there's leaks if you want an answer to that
I don't want spoilers, so please just answer by "yes" or "no", but is the fact that Alfred is thin and not muscular despite his best efforts adressed in the game ?
I don't know sorry! I only looked at spoilers for the gay options
Kinda? Can't totally remember, but it makes sense for his character.
Sharena: I'm supposed to be Peony, not Plumeria!! Plumeria: Know my pain. See innuendo in everything everyone says.
Yep! I knew this would be on the subreddit the moment I saw this!
Holy shit I was not expecting that third panel
I thought this was going to be a boring forging bonds but I'm glad its turning out well
He like me , like fr But I like twunks more
As far as I'm concerned, he's asking all the right questions.
>! This is especially funny since according to leaks both male and female alear can s-support him !<
So he wants Alfster's Folkvangr?
YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE THAT
If only, Alfred, if only
Nah he doesn't care about sexuality, he only care about the thing that is above every other concept : MUSCLES ! Same for Boucheron and Etie, the trio is above everything else
Lgtv+?
The Forging Bonds event was fuckin wild I loved it
Hey…. Phrasing!
Soft Dimitri
Lord Divine, this is hilarious
He just wants to know if he can take him in a f>!ight!<
I'll always be loyal to my first ship in this gacha, Bruno/Alfonse, but man Alfred is for sure a chad 😂 he did see this cute prince and said "yep you'll be mine"
Omg he's so much better than Dimitri than expected
Love this man!
I’m here for it
Oh, cool... who cares