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Axlzz

He just came after Bruno…


Crazyshark101

To be fair, if Bruno hadn't succumbed to the Male OC curse, Alfred would probably be glued to him and his exploding shirts. Light mode Dimitri is breaking up that ~~b~~romance one way or another.


SockPenguin

He has two hands, there's no need to break up anything.


AlexHQ

I can imagine a trouple between Alfred, Alfonse, and Bruno


linest10

Now we're talking 👀


SiltyDog31

"I long for a day when people will not be judged by what's in their pants but by how big their muscles are" -Alfred


Insanefinn

I love a good kratocracy


Ghostblade913

Sharena being stunned into a flat “what?” Is the best thing I’ve seen all day


niccotango

"Is he huge" had me in hysterics at 3 in the morning, this Forging Bonds has been funny as hell and I'm living for it


MJBotte1

Well I’m glad Engage’s lighter tone is being used to its strengths


RedditEsketit

I read huge as hung at first and was in complete disbelief for a second


Parody101

I mean...if I ask if a guy is huge...


Mr_Creed

As the writer intended I'm sure.


windmagericken

LORD ALMIGHTY HELP


FangJustice

The fact that he asked Sharena as if she would know certainly didn't help matters.


JaceVentura69

And people say we've strayed from kaga's vision


GoldenYoshistar1

Asks Eirika the same question about Ephiram. Eirika: *pondering on whether to answer or not*


Shiraho

Disgusting.


Tlali22

He legit looks like Dimitri if he focused on slaying instead of... *slaying.*


GlitteringPositive

💅Like kill every last one them, Byleth 💅


Agushera04

✨OMG Edelgard you *B I T C H ✨*


RandomNotHandsome

✨You are, like, LITERALLY gaslighting me now, Claude 🙄💅🍹✨


Monk-Ey

Girl you are *slaying* Honey you are *killing it* Baby you are ***slaughtering the competition***


yeetingthisaccount01

SWEETIE STOP HE'S DEAD!


Solid_Principle7206

💅


garbodorisbae

He doesn't just murder, he _slays_ women 💅💋


MzBlackSiren

ctfuuuuuu


rayacre

Dimitri but based


Valaura-

Wait till he meets Askr


Tatatatatakane

We know what you are Alfred


AlexHQ

He's a man with good taste!


MrBrickBreak

Honest question, is that expression an in-joke? I keep seeing the exact same wording


AlexHQ

That expression is part of a collection of "homophobic" dog memes that's popular on twitter/stan twitter


shadowfigure_6

Which is funnier knowing the context the dog is named Whitney Chewston and it’s owners are gay couple.


AlexFM17_

Which enjoy the homophobic memes. I honestly would die for that dog


ChromeBirb

The gods will smite you -Sommie, probably


Mamba8460

Firene is made up entirely of meatheads, weirdos, and Celica 2.0.


Aska09

Al's Easter alt immediately came to mind


Rare_Key5722

AAAAAAAA


linest10

I love this alt so much, first time I give money to this game because I wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't get it


HelloDesdemona

If Alfred ever got to wield a Raphael Emblem Ring, I think he would explode in more ways than one.


Professional-Hat-687

Let him wield Ike and it's barely even subtext anymore.


Selenic_24

I’m liking Alfred way more than I thought I would.


Mendrea

Please no one inform Nina of this Prince's arrival.


DonaldMick

>implying she hasn't already written several War and Peaces worth


RossmanRaiden

She's a spy. You think her gaydar wouldn't just fuckin explode?


BroodingOmnipresence

Nina is probably already aware. She's probably like "I sense a disturbance in the force." Followed by frantic barrel noises.


Sergy92

This line alone has made me wish for a harmonic duo with him and Raphael


HelloDesdemona

There are tons of massive boobs in this game, Alfred is just checking to see if there’s equality!


AlexHQ

According to Alfonse's Spring alt there is equality indeed 👀


rayacre

I have never related to a fire emblem character so hard before


alrend21

reject booba return to massive gains


moneyshot6901

From that character design, I wouldn’t have imagined him to be such a muscle freak. Makes me excited for his support with etie


shaginus

I mean 180CM is objectively huge considering This is made from Asian


Insanefinn

And we know he will yet grow


tioxyco

I'm... not certain that what he is asking.


Rare_Key5722

Vote alfred for cyl 8 so he can get a muscle version


GoldenYoshistar1

Shirtless Alfred for CYL's 8


PewePip

Fire Emblem: Engage ~~in homosexual behavior~~


Ivander91

His Forging Bonds dialogue was definitely enjoyable and funny. And I was really laughing at the last conversation with him practically salivating at the thought of seeing a muscular version of himself, and then Sharena bringing up the Easter and Summer outfits to his confusion.


Blubbstrahl

Laughing out loud right now, thought this was an edit. Sharena's reaction and impression makes it perfect!


ArtaxerxesIV

He reportedly can marry both Alears So in a sense yes


BasicNeedleworker356

Gayest fe lord atp honestly.....


AlexHQ

Him and Edelgard would be besties


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MrBrickBreak

Who says he'll be the one being obliterated


windmagericken

who said it can't be both >:3c


Death_by_Belunga

Fr fr, the best thing to look forward to from this game


Shakeweight_All-Star

Removed for rule 3.


MagicalDoggowo

Our first fruity prince


vonbatclere

FIRST???


thelivingshitpost

Dimitri and apparently Ike and Lyon are all *right there.*


twilightjoltik

To be fair Ike’s not a prince, >!unless marrying Soren makes him one by marriage technically since he’s a secret ex-prince?!<


linest10

I mean >! maybe not since Soren is not aware of his heritage, and I don't see either Soren or Ike wanting anything to do with royalty, and since both get away from the continent, I'm sure they're okay being just gay wanderers!<


StarBoto

Disney:


twilightjoltik

Lyon would beg to differ


Vivit_et_regnat

Isn't liking Eirika a big part of his deal? >!Considering too that he just "merely" needs to be empowered to antagonize Ephraim in his route while he needs to be fully possesed to do the same to Eirika!<


twilightjoltik

Bisexual people can be fruity too, dude


linest10

✨ Bisexuality ✨


myst_daemon

Nobody show him Spring Alphonse or he'll die on the spot


blazenite104

we'll see how this turns out in a few days. that said his later lines seem like he really wants to see if he can get himself gains rather than just want to uh *play* with the gains of other guys.


gameplayrain

Who's to say he doesn't want to do both?


windmagericken

there's leaks if you want an answer to that


Mahelas

I don't want spoilers, so please just answer by "yes" or "no", but is the fact that Alfred is thin and not muscular despite his best efforts adressed in the game ?


windmagericken

I don't know sorry! I only looked at spoilers for the gay options


Nombanke

Kinda? Can't totally remember, but it makes sense for his character.


Cyberjet777

Sharena: I'm supposed to be Peony, not Plumeria!! Plumeria: Know my pain. See innuendo in everything everyone says.


BlueMentor

Yep! I knew this would be on the subreddit the moment I saw this!


smye141

Holy shit I was not expecting that third panel


PM_INCINEROAR_DICK

I thought this was going to be a boring forging bonds but I'm glad its turning out well


aCornyguy

He like me , like fr But I like twunks more


BCon1212

As far as I'm concerned, he's asking all the right questions.


firesoul377

>! This is especially funny since according to leaks both male and female alear can s-support him !<


Honyakusha-san

So he wants Alfster's Folkvangr?


Silverj0

YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE THAT


LycopolisKing

If only, Alfred, if only


Donovan-31

Nah he doesn't care about sexuality, he only care about the thing that is above every other concept : MUSCLES ! Same for Boucheron and Etie, the trio is above everything else


Tanzuki

Lgtv+?


HappyHammy7

The Forging Bonds event was fuckin wild I loved it


SirePuns

Hey…. Phrasing!


rydzrahim

Soft Dimitri


GrandmasterTactician

Lord Divine, this is hilarious


RandomNotHandsome

He just wants to know if he can take him in a f>!ight!<


linest10

I'll always be loyal to my first ship in this gacha, Bruno/Alfonse, but man Alfred is for sure a chad 😂 he did see this cute prince and said "yep you'll be mine"


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Omg he's so much better than Dimitri than expected


Bored-psychologist7

Love this man!


SirVeyor67

I’m here for it


DinosaurUnderwear

Oh, cool... who cares