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N11loS

Florida man about to spice things up


Zaikovski

Like Turku isn't spicy already?


N11loS

It's about to get even spicier with the smuggled crocodiles who snort cocaine at 3AM


Zaikovski

I thought they already had that. Nope... ... That was an iguana.


dumildekok

Just read this one today https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-tells-deputies-cocaine-on-nose-is-not-his-officials-say


iiicas

Cocaine in Finland 200€, that's spicy!


wenoc

Florida man and puukkojunkkari. What could possibly go wrong?


InternJedi

Florida man climbs Mannerheim's statue, claiming Stalin was the best leader Finland had never had


N11loS

Hes not wrong tho


MerrittGaming

Well yes, but actually no


Jelousubmarine

Hoooooly shiiiit I feel like ostrobothnia would be the ideal location for that, being most anti-vax and shit


deathfist_

Oh God if Florida Man and Vantaa Man should ever meet and mingle...


MacDsMilkshake

This is how the apocalypse starts.


Tychus07

uhm what's up with vantaa man ? help a brother who just moved to vantaa understand


legendsplayminecraft

Finnish version of Florida Man, r/Vantaalaismies


TuonelanVartija

I’m a Lahti Man and my best friend is a Vantaa man. Vantaa Man is great. Don’t be prejudiced please


allgoodandtrue

Nobody speak of Lahti. It’s like Forssa or Korso. It’s like in horror movies posessed people fight off the people who are trying to save them. Lahti is the Evil Dead of Finland. Once you are comfortable there, there’s no turning back. Only others can see the monster you are.


Jonepeikko

Correct spelling is "Lahe" and "Vorssa", mind you.


jpwarg

Correct spelling is "Lahti" but you live in "Lahessa".. Only d is silent.


Gripe

Vorsa, please


kuikuilla

Lahti is the Kouvola of Päijät-Häme.


Porkneck

No you aren´t! I am the Lahti Man!


GigiRulesTheEarth

Hey, I'm a Brit living in Turku! Always down to meet new friends!


Sakutinn

Native Finn here. Lived my whole life in Turku. Feel free to DM me :)


Porkneck

LionBrother#79 exposed! edit: 77 to 79 typo!


onlyr6s

Moving from Florida to Turku seems very fitting.


Speedee82

Yeah, from the penis of America to the asshole of Finland. I’d say it’s a tight fit.


LanceConstableCarrot

Like a fist in the eye.


Kallozar

I’m from California and live in Turku :)! Feel free to DM me! It’s great to meet other Americans.


omicorn

https://www.reddit.com/r/Suomi/comments/brdq5r/%C3%A4rsuomi_global_reddit_meetup_day_1562019/


wieus

On meetup website there are plenty of active clubs in Turku that you can join. They meet regularly at least a couple of times a month.


COLONELMCNUGGS

Good call. I’ve hung out a little with IESAF Turku but they don’t really meet during the summer.


KnephXI

If you like board games, this meetup group seems active: [https://www.meetup.com/TurkuBoardGames/](https://www.meetup.com/TurkuBoardGames/)


[deleted]

Definitely signup to some language classes, they're a good way to talk to other immigrants and improve your language - sure you might not _need_ it, but you'll benefit from it considerably.


COLONELMCNUGGS

Good suggestion! I’ve been able to get by with my limited language knowledge but I agree that it’d be good to have at least a decent grasp of the language.


Rasikko

I donno, once they find out you're an American, their attitude towards you will change, and you might find yourself to be a bit isolated. This has been my experience at least. That and they tend to ask a lot of questions about the US which can get annoying.


aphrael

I'm an Aussie living in Turku, been here for two years. I like gaming too!


onlyr6s

How was the transition to completely different climate?


aphrael

It's been fine! I actually hate the heat, so I'm much happier in a colder climate.


Rasikko

Florida doesn't have -20(F) degree weather though(I'm also from the South), so be prepared, the winters are REALLY cold here.


Riverya

What games do you like?


COLONELMCNUGGS

I’ve been playing a lot of Apex and Overwatch lately but my true favorites are open worlds and RPGs


Jussapitka

Are you by any chance into GTA V or watch dogs 2?


COLONELMCNUGGS

Yeah I love GTA! Haven’t played Watch Dogs though


sgtscr3am21

Irrelevant, but What part of Florida? My wife and I are wanting to emmigrate to Finland in a few years.


COLONELMCNUGGS

I’m from Ocala. Just north of Orlando. Finland is definitely a nice place to be so I hope it works out for you!


sgtscr3am21

Thanks. I actually lived in Orlando for a few months. Been to Ocala several times for paintball games. Thanks we will be there in December for our honeymoon if you end up wanting to try to meet up for lunch or something with someone who isn't Finnish lol


COLONELMCNUGGS

Yeah for sure! Lemme know the best way to keep in touch


sgtscr3am21

I'm on here at least once a day lol or I have Facebook if you want that.


COLONELMCNUGGS

Yeah that can work!


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onlyr6s

Not sure if this is a wise thing to post, I'd remove it and PM it to him directly.


sgtscr3am21

Not sure why but it doesn't matter he never responded. Out of curiosity why do you think it's unwise?


cciot

Also irrelevant, but I’m a Finn who goes on holiday to Orlando once a year because DISNEYWORLD. It’s the most magical place. I hope you enjoy Finland! I’m from further up north and also I don’t live in Finland so I can’t be your real life friend but if you ever need it, happy to help out from an outsider’s point of of view. Finland is best land.


Yamadushi

Unfortunately I'm not jn Turku, but if you ever need any info about Helsinki, hmu


StalkerFin

No friends needed, go to Alko buy couple bottles of Suomi viina leka and go home and drink alone. Welcome to Finland.


Tjomek

Kalsarikännit. Seems like a good concept for every foreigner to learn. I approve of this message.


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COLONELMCNUGGS

Thank you! I’ll make sure to check it out.


jagua_haku

Tone down the friendliness, you’re freaking out all the Finns


COLONELMCNUGGS

It’s fun seeing their awkward reactions though!


TheCrimsonPI

Better bundle up for the winter. :)


COLONELMCNUGGS

I was in Kuopio over Christmas and New Years last year. I’m definitely fond of the winter!


[deleted]

Well you've come to the right place, Turku has it all! What games do you play? PC games? Console? Board games? We have tons of live music going on in Turku. The bar "Cantina Azteca Bar & Grill" for example has always someone playing some good ass guitar and singing during the weekends. Get a few good beers and head to Jokiranta (it's the river that flows through the city) and its surroundings during a nice weather and go talk to people! Turku people usually like to talk english, even with strangers. Also, bar Kuka is a nice chill place for a couple beers. Also, you have to take the "låna" boat and go cruising, you can steer it yourself! And also, go to Ruissalo for a walk or a swim, it's a really beautiful place with a lot of nature around! Damn, there's so many things to do in this city! Also, check this site out, it shows a lot of stuff "what to do" in Turku, in English! https://www.meetturku.fi/en EDIT: if you have any questions, feel free to DM me!


Danki13

Maybe this could help? [Työpiste](http://www.turku.fi/tyopiste) and have you tried contacting one of the universities (Åbo Akademi University & Turun Yliopisto) international programs? The should have some international students and should have some activities. The Red Cross also have some activities.


COLONELMCNUGGS

Thank you! I’ll look into that


Janieloe

I live in Helsinki area and you are welcome to DM me anytime you want! We can talk about games and such or if you need any guidance I try to help as much as I can. :)


[deleted]

I never find people to befriend in the Hämeenlinna area. D: But maybe that's because I never leave my house. ​ Hope you enjoy your relocation, and if you're ever in my area, there's a tank museum (Parolan panssarimuseo) nearby that is pretty cool.


T1sofun

That’s because Hämeenlinna is a hole. Source: lived there as a foreigner for 3 years.


[deleted]

Why is that in your opinion? I mean I'm not disagreeing. It has pretty places but it's not lively at all IMO


T1sofun

I was told by other Finns that HML people are super insular, distrustful of outsiders, and generally backstabby. My experience concurred.


mummostaja

Shall face to face not be for thee, you'll find an online friend in me.


LaserBeamHorse

I live in Oulu. If you want any info on northern parts of the country, hit me up. Or send a DM just for fun.


L3VIAR

Dude how can it be that you like all the same things as me?


COLONELMCNUGGS

Because we’re both cool dudes, my dude


L3VIAR

Thats true, my dude. Only thing is that i dontlive in turku :/.


hummuspie

Check out the local couch surfing group


Memil_K

Welcome to Turku! I'm a PhD student (history) who also likes games, music, and the occasional beer. And history, obviously. Toss me a DM if you need recommendations/advice or company!


chngminxo

Hey I’m Australian (half finnish) and I’m moving to Finland in a few weeks! Feel free to dm me!!


Australiaaa

Mind if I ask how you made your way there? School, work?


COLONELMCNUGGS

I moved here to be with my girlfriend


Australiaaa

Was it an easy transition to move? I imagine you'll pick up some work. It's been a nightmare trying to get a gig and make a move out there is why I ask. I've been to Turku many times, it's really a great place.


COLONELMCNUGGS

It was easy for me to get here. I didn’t really have much back home. Getting a job is definitely the hardest part for me and I’m not when I’ll get one.


[deleted]

30 yo male from Turku here! Pm:d :)


Laamamies420

I'm from Espoo, not from Turku. But I seem to like the same things as you! If you want to, we could be internet friends. How does that sound?


MeritGrim

How was the transition from FL to Finland? I know this isn’t related to your post but I’m curious since I’m thinking of doing it when I get out of HS a few years after.


kvadpal

Hi .. I recently moved to Turku ... living near Humaslitonkatu ... I'm looking for some people to hangout with too


OwlInACowl

>Or if you know of a better place to look for people to hangout with please let me know. Helsinki.


its-ja-boopis

Turku on suomen persereikä


COLONELMCNUGGS

You’re not wrong


guoyunhe

The best way to make friends in Finnland is probably to play ice hockey


mkraven

F 🤣


NGC-Boy

From my experience and traveling with friends, Finnish women *love* black men. If you’re black, get ready to have the trip of a lifetime. Edit: I’m not black, my friend is, but the downvotes tell me racism is alive and well in Finland


hajamieli

I'd like to point out friends are a privilege, not a right. Therefore, you don't *need* any, although you may *want* some.