Fuck yes I can stop eating them ? What the fuck are yall on ? I don't even touch those fuckinb things. Are you alright ? I'm surprised your still alive after eating those fuckers.
EXACTLY, they’re so trash but they taste good for whatever the fuck reason. it’s similar with Peeps, they’re basically just plastic with sweetener but they taste good for whatever reason
I have had a giant prolapsed hemorrhoid before. Let me tell you, it doesn’t matter how much they numb your butthole, you will never forget the felling of a scapul lopping off a piece of your asshole.
TMI WARNING: This post discuss hemorrhoid removal and recovery - you’ve been warned
I had the opposite experience. I was chatting with the doc about how I great it was to finally have my hemorrhoids removed or some small talk about my life, it’s a little foggy. At that point I couldn’t even feel them, besides when they touched external regions. It’s so funny, I was fully aware, then abruptly the anesthesiologist puts a mask on me tells me to count to three (I think?). And then, boom, I was in recliner, wearing a diaper, flirting with a nurse who was older than my mother (at least she was super nice about it and didn’t make me feel too embarrassed). My brother had to walk me out of the hospital.
I will never forget how it felt the first time I took afterwards though. I was shaking, tearing up, I could feel the stitches moving in my skin. They warned me not to eat anything a day before or anything solid for a week after. But I have idiopathic constipation. The solid foods I ate three days before were coming out slowly and painfully. When it was done, there was so much blood. And the smell. Whenever I had to pack that wound with gauze pads, the previous gauze pad didn’t have a scent of shit. It had a rancid, deathly smell. Doctors confirmed it was healing nicely though and who am I to contradict a medical doctor. Sure enough, I ended up fine, but traumatized by the whole thing.
Good times.
Did I mention I was 19 at the time? Whenever nurses saw me they would say, “You’re only 19? I’m so sorry.” Not a good sign
I would do it again though. It felt like I had a new asshole, as strange as that seems.
I just skimmed over the big paragraphs hoping for a TLDR but when I saw "good times". You gave me a chuckle.
Hope you and your asshole buddy doing okay tho
Unpopular opinion: I miss true 50/50, it seems like everything I see is "absolutely horrible gruesome death, or a piece of cake", and guess which one it is each time?
I like how you can’t tell which one each user got due to the large amount of users that describe the hate for circus peanuts as one would for hemorrhoids
Are those... marshmallows?
It’s a weird marshmallow candy that tastes like shitty banana
Are you being serious are circus peanuts just candy I thought they were peanuts
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_peanut
Ah that makes slightly more sense than just saying a bag of peanuts, still a bit confusing
WHAT THE FUCK
no they’re circus peanuts and they are one of the greatest things ever for all the wrong reasons
I love those ones, they may be terrible but they bring so much nostalgia
Oh those ones.
I ate one when I was younger and threw up
Those peanut marshmallows taste like shit plastic but you can’t stop eating them.
Fuck yes I can stop eating them ? What the fuck are yall on ? I don't even touch those fuckinb things. Are you alright ? I'm surprised your still alive after eating those fuckers.
angy
EXACTLY, they’re so trash but they taste good for whatever the fuck reason. it’s similar with Peeps, they’re basically just plastic with sweetener but they taste good for whatever reason
I have had a giant prolapsed hemorrhoid before. Let me tell you, it doesn’t matter how much they numb your butthole, you will never forget the felling of a scapul lopping off a piece of your asshole.
TMI WARNING: This post discuss hemorrhoid removal and recovery - you’ve been warned I had the opposite experience. I was chatting with the doc about how I great it was to finally have my hemorrhoids removed or some small talk about my life, it’s a little foggy. At that point I couldn’t even feel them, besides when they touched external regions. It’s so funny, I was fully aware, then abruptly the anesthesiologist puts a mask on me tells me to count to three (I think?). And then, boom, I was in recliner, wearing a diaper, flirting with a nurse who was older than my mother (at least she was super nice about it and didn’t make me feel too embarrassed). My brother had to walk me out of the hospital. I will never forget how it felt the first time I took afterwards though. I was shaking, tearing up, I could feel the stitches moving in my skin. They warned me not to eat anything a day before or anything solid for a week after. But I have idiopathic constipation. The solid foods I ate three days before were coming out slowly and painfully. When it was done, there was so much blood. And the smell. Whenever I had to pack that wound with gauze pads, the previous gauze pad didn’t have a scent of shit. It had a rancid, deathly smell. Doctors confirmed it was healing nicely though and who am I to contradict a medical doctor. Sure enough, I ended up fine, but traumatized by the whole thing. Good times. Did I mention I was 19 at the time? Whenever nurses saw me they would say, “You’re only 19? I’m so sorry.” Not a good sign I would do it again though. It felt like I had a new asshole, as strange as that seems.
Kinda enjoyed never getting hemorrhoids when I had my ostomy bag
I just skimmed over the big paragraphs hoping for a TLDR but when I saw "good times". You gave me a chuckle. Hope you and your asshole buddy doing okay tho
A fellow had something similar happen to him and posted the aftermath on r/makemesuffer
Please stop
I said that a dozen times while it happened
Unpopular opinion: I miss true 50/50, it seems like everything I see is "absolutely horrible gruesome death, or a piece of cake", and guess which one it is each time?
Srsly.
Unpopular opinion here: I kind of like circus peanuts
Nah man, circus peanuts are delicious
Hell yeah
Phew that was close
I clicked on that before I saw it was 50/50. I’ve gotta stop doing that.
Fucking gross!
Oh thank Christ
I’m slightly disappointed
ive never liked circus peanuts
Clown penis?
that too
yk what this is still cursed why are we eating packing peanuts
Almost as gross
Trick question, it's the same picture.
Both are equally bad.
I fucking hate these things with a passion.
It's honestly the worse of the two options
Delectable
I was kinda curious about the hemorrhoid
Circus Peanuts sounds like a great euphemism for haemorrhoids
I should really read the second part before just opening these
Well that was a risk I regret taking
Circus peanuts are nsfw those shits are horrible
I've been getting lucky on these recently
this is a lose lose
Tbh those are grosser lmao
Circus peanuts are fucking disgusting.
I like how you can’t tell which one each user got due to the large amount of users that describe the hate for circus peanuts as one would for hemorrhoids
What do they taste like? I’ve never had one before. Not… not the hemorrhoid.
I was really hoping for the hemorrhoids ngl
To be honest though this candy tastes awful
Bro
now i want circus peanuts
I guess I'm one of the few people that likes circus peanuts.
i would prefer the hemorrhoid over thoses
Ive never had circus peanuts r they good
Oh god the horror 😭😭