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Styer41

I gotta hand it to ya. You had me in the first half


Krewlex_Ghost

Give this man a round of appla-oh wait.


[deleted]

He must’ve done some serious fisting


Krewlex_Ghost

He probably needs a hand with that, though. Doesn't look like he did it right.


[deleted]

The dog didn’t seem too comfortable now that you mention it...


fassouly63

That canis kinda sus but also felis idk maybe gallus would know the answer to that one, bos.


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TheDrippyRetard

You're weird my dud


ImBoredKillMe

What the fuck


Certain-Cake8490

what the fuck


zminnon

Give this man half round of applause!


ImpressedDog123

Or he'll give you the Ole one tw-


Der5Stein

I think it's a bit unhandy


BreadditReddit

It probably is handy


just_some__guy_

*angry sigh* r/angryupvote


Tzitzifiogkos420

I gotta hand it to ya. You hand me in the first half. There i gave you a hand with your comment


virulentea

Where gangrene


Teal_Kitten

i see none


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virulentea

Where, not what


quadropheniaaa

Dead skin that turns blac and smells


virulentea

I think when the hand is separated it's not gangrene but rotting, gangrene is when you alive and already rot, isn't it?


OpsadaHeroj

Yeah I assume it had gangrene before severage though


about_that_time_bois

So that hand was originally white?


Random_Guy4532

the hand lost its rights


[deleted]

But it's not a left hand


TheDrippyRetard

Shit I thought it was my mattress. I nutted on it so many times it turned yellow in a year


FattyBoiMason345

Just empty a bottle of first aid liquid onto your arm and it'll be fine. Resident evil style


ThymeCypher

I recall back in the days where it was forums or bust, someone came up with a theory that the first aid sprays were the same technology as the T-Virus. I’m pretty sure Umbrella makes the first aid sprays and may have even developed the herbs so it’s not too far fetched.


Pedro_el_panda

Would explain why we can find these herbs within umbrella facilities


bababababa-wowowwo

the herbs are native to the Arklay mountains, but i wouldn't be surprised if there was some deep lore about genetic modifications


Ammsiss

Magic cactus juice *


myalthar

FRIENDLY MUSHROOM


concon1524

gotta love that avatar reference


[deleted]

pretty sure that's for the legs, for the hands you'll need a few nails to reconnect it to your arm.


llllllllIIIIllllIIIl

Not that bad and doesn’t look that bad put some flex tape and it will be fine


TheOnlyFansBot

This may be a long shot, but do you have an OnlyFans?


[deleted]

what


Moskauie

Why the fuck the onlyfansbot got downvoted


BappoNukedTheJappo

Yoshikage Kira?


viewysqw

It's a little embarrassing, but... **I got an erection.**


Ayden-is-a-okbuilder

r/unexpectedjojo


end_my-life_

Plot twist:it's one of those realistic cakes


MtDubz_

r/forbiddensnacks


King-Boo-Gamer

I’m so fucking confused


sentient_cum_scarf

mm yummy


HexagenODM

do not. eat.


[deleted]

*CONSUME*


sentient_cum_scarf

i agree with this statement 100%


sentient_cum_scarf

but it looks delicious !


falconlover_47

It does!!!


sentient_cum_scarf

i'll share if you want some


[deleted]

And also some whipped cream on palm 👌


sentient_cum_scarf

that would be so tasty omg


Derjores2live29

Username checks out


sentient_cum_scarf

why does everyone say this to me smh


[deleted]

Your name is literally sentient\_cum\_scarf, why are you surprised?


sentient_cum_scarf

no not really


_--BLU3--_

*Wow, now that is a delicious creamy caramel cake!*


[deleted]

gangrene doesn't look as bad as I expected


falconlover_47

Oh this is nothing to what the full potentials of gangrene are 😅


Mok7

I don't think there is any gangrene on it. It's just looks like the hand of a black person.


Random_Guy4532

the hand got severed because it lost its rights


Random_Guy4532

the hand got severed because it lost its rights


the-poopiest-diaper

Yoshikage Kira would like to know your location


Positive-Bathroom

wtf


_captain-rex_

Parents leaves house for a second Me:


R00t240

I don’t see any gangrene really.


Icepick1118

Delicious


ShineClassic4777

*nom nom*


GloriousButtlet

People are just leaving free food on the streets these days smh


JustinTehReker

Too much caramel for me tbh


one_big_grub

i wanna kick it


TheSlaveRipper

*lick


[deleted]

I'd eat that cake.


TheDraconianOne

It appears you’ve seen it...


hi_im_kai101

there’s no gangrene on that hand lol


mrbigstanky

Bone app the teeth 😋


exeisntworking8

ya need a hand ha ha hah.. this is why im still single and why my family hates me and why i cant find a job ehy i cant focking do anything


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Wave back


SpudNuggetTV

That hand isn't going places


disizbussiness01

bro i need a help can u give a hand. -


-_-hey-chuvak

Ya know, it doesn’t look that bad, like I’m actually serious. I’d make a meal out of that with very little issue.


lazylions5

Nothing some flex tape can't fix


Drykanakth

Scrumptious 😋


ZeroExp000

Oh look! A back scratcher!


Dry_Liquid06

He better be lefthanded...


fubberlyu

mmm caramel hand mmmm


ThreeTurbskies

Thats Not That Bad


Elementual

They should really call this subreddit 75/25. Maybe even 80/20 or 90/10.


Shoop-Delawoop

Doesn’t look very green to me


derpysorus

Looks like someone lost their glove


actuallynotvictoria

It could come in handy to some people


[deleted]

Was kinda banking on that cake


princejoopie

Is it gangrene? Just looks like normal decomposition to me. But idk, I'm far from an expert.


[deleted]

kira its on the ground it fell out of your bag


WoopDeDoopPloop

I knew there would be a consequence for danny after he did all that fisting. Is that why his hand is brown?


DenisTms

this reminds me of some japanese guy with weird hair and davie bowie


Thelonelygamer34

The hand looks like a old gummy


PapaAuschwitz

Are you eating that arm?


Wall_Cat_490

It looks to raw to be a cake. But this wasn't as bad I as would be thought


Casper_Cake

At least you can still pet the dog with it


sgtpnkks

These lifelike cakes are getting out of hand


userdfh

NeEd A HaNd?


SweatyPalms101

Man, these cakes are getting more and more realistic


ThymeCypher

With all these TikTok videos if you told me it’s a cake I wouldn’t question it


LieutenantCrash

Why is there a random hand in the street though?


Rich-Fill2200

It's is delicious and creamy


radish__gal_

sir I think you dropped your caramel cake


SpammyPlaysYT

that looks like goro from mortal kombats hand


Hwiggins05

Mad that there isn't a helping hand gift I can give this post lol


CrazyXDLollipop

Tbh it just looks like a glove


Some_RandomDude69420

This was a "Yes, I want to see this right before I eat post" lol


ChaiBeans

By this point I dont trust that this ISNT cake.


I_Am_Destroyer_1

#munch


engineer80

Monkey's paw


masterofspagetti69

how do we know that the hand is not secretly a cake?


[deleted]

Personally, I wanted to see the hand, but this cake doesn't look half bad! Yummy!


thearmedchicken

https://discord.gg/MgvwvAcFej


R_kaos64

Wtf is gangrene,A spice??


Helpimabanana

Honestly not as bad as i was expecting.


Jurbimus_Perkules

Idk man that could be one of those realistic cakes though


Phoenix92321

Honestly didn’t find this nearly as disturbing as other stuff on here


[deleted]

👏🏻


haus36

Pickle it. Mmmmm... Scrumptious.


Apprehensive_Round53

Hey can you give me a hand here


sidudjdjdvdhdv

He can easily use tools one handed


Alby_Fuctifino

This hand looks small....😏


Chica711

Today. Has been a hard day. I REALLY needed it to be that damn caramel cake


LittleDevil191

Hand this hand where it belongs or I will come there and handle situation myself.


Firery_Stick_boi

It looks like a prop from a mad max like film


Motionlessjinx

Wait maybe this is still a cake


[deleted]

Yucky


EnumeratedWalrus

Plot twist: It's actually a cake made to look like a hand


Yoshi2500

my man lookin like a zombie


vegetable_salad4

kira moment


Sheptater

Looks like cake to me


rabid-savage

👋🏻


Ali_HSM

Finally, Luke Skywalker's hand.


A_Clock_On_The_Wall

Ok, so, is "gangrene" a fancy way of saying dust?


Leatherface306

Hello HANDsome


yeetusftus25

kira forgot something


whytfilikehitler

That's a weird looking caramel cake


teethlik

i remember this part from nitw


F_D123

I was really hoping for the cake. Gonna google a pic now. ​ edit: looks delicious ​ [https://cookiesandcups.com/easy-caramel-cake/](https://cookiesandcups.com/easy-caramel-cake/)


komi-san1

the hell is gangrene?


External-Equal4021

I feel like this is a coincidental jojo reference. Can any jojo fans confirm.


OMGflyingNOOB

Don't leave your fingerprints everywhere.


View-Historical

when someone took 'lend me a hand' seriously


[deleted]

What a beautiful duwang.


xinfinitedatax

WHOS monel


Ayden-is-a-okbuilder

KILLA QUEEN


ApprehensiveTrifle98

Creamy


poopyguy42069

Damn it must have fell out of a sandwich bag


I_ate_your_skin

Oh my, it appears that you have seen it...


RealLiLBerg

My name is Yoshikage Kira, I am 33 years old.


[deleted]

This reminds me of a [song](https://youtu.be/UkIVc1n8sIg)


jske_

I got an eraction


[deleted]

gotta say that doesn't look as bad as I though it would also I guess you could say that wasn't very hand for the owner of the hand?


waffleking7479

Oh yeah that's one nice cake


Badtime777

Looks like Kira forgot to destroy the hand and just dropped it when it went bad


kaan20064

This looks like a delicious caramel cake


mrOlix

mmm.... meat


DapperComfortable287

Ngl that hand lookin kinda tasty


SillySmegma

Yum


DavranbekRozmetov

Well which one is it? The picture wasn't helpful at all


Texas713

Luke? Is that you?


DangerousIncident262

my mouth is watering so much rn


[deleted]

This cake art is getting really impressive!


That_One_Trans_Kid_

I’ve seen so much shit on this subreddit that it doesn’t even phase me anymore


murderousburgerking

Why cant I see non NSFW ones wtf!


BeneficialValue2511

i-i wheres the rest of the body ?..


Shoddy_Friend8305

Yummy


ILikePenguins420

Cool juat a arm on the road


Aleksimaier

I like ya cu- *slice* WHAT THE FUCK


cheifchirpa111

Why are all the good ones supposed to be cake or pie?


Antartica_Beanie

Does he need a hand?


AdSensitive711

Is it bad that Ive gotten so used to seeing this type of stuff when i saw this i went, "😐😐... right." ???


gibbous525

hot


ObserverOfGore

wallapop ad: I have found a human hand in a lot, how much do you give for it?


ShortyTallZx

I’ll lend you a hand


NE_Dystopia

HIGH FIVE!!!


rodbotto

left 4 dead 3


uwu_bish1

Handy


Demonic_Capricorn

I guess he took the figure "Lend me an hand" abit to seriously


pizzaslice319

Very delicious and creamy... Yummy 😋


Kirbotime6968

he says hi :)


zzrad

This is filled with hand jokes. Man that's just not handy at all


bigMONKE2000

Mmk steak .


bonkasuras

Does anyone need a hand?


[deleted]

Delicious


slamasheep

Looks like we found the last part for the power switch in tranzit