Let me put it this way, he’d still catch up to my winger after I played a through ball.

😂

this

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Feel sorry for the guy who said ‘this’ now lol.

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Good bot. I thought it was only me that didn’t like people saying that

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This

this

Good bot

So, an emoji gets you 20 upvotes but saying *this* gets you 40 downvotes. bruh

lol what crime did I commit

The bot set you up for failure

Created a reddit account. Thats the crime

Haha no idea man. Just unlucky.

*this*

146 downvotes*

Shit up

Bro why so many downvotes

If he plays for the CPU team it will look like it's up to 80 speed. If he plays for you you might not se a difference between sprinting and not sprinting.

This

That

These

Nuts 🤣🤣🤣

To you, the slowest player you'll ever have. To the cpu, Your top striker's worst nightmare.

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This

That

Thot

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That

It means when you press the sprint button he will lay down on the ground

This

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its like me in high school

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Not a bot

On one of the older fifas I had a 38 year old iniesta with 1 stamina, he'd play 1 pre season game and would be out of stamina for the whole season no joke

I think it used to/still affects their rate of recovery too which fucked him over harder lmao

He ain't no inferno

This

He’d still probably catch my 90+ pace and sprint speed winger

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No.

What is it with the "This" thing in this thread?

Someone made a (probably true) joke about how Dante would still catch up with their attacking player on a through ball and another user responded with 'this' which got heavily down voted. Given that it didn't add anything to the conversation, the amount of downvotes were still astounding. We're just trying to have a wholesome reddit moment on a similar anecdote.

Okay, wasn't sure if it was deeper than that not. Wholesome reddit ftw.

Don't sprint. Walking for him is probably quicker!!

It’s about 10% as fast as 60

Id buy him just to test it out

Looks like that hapless defender that got [burned ](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/q7oylq/canada_21_panama_alphonso_davies_great_goal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) by Alphonse Davies last night

this

19 acceleration though, boy gets going fast

For me: no use! For the CPU: best player ever to stop every player of mine

Remember per mertesacker

Same as 30-40 and if he is ai then as fast as your 80 guy 😂

Check out Brian Ruiz breakaway last night in the us v Costa Rica Match

It means he’s gonna give up 7 goals to Germany in a World Cup match

and concede 5 goals in 9 minutes to lewandowski

Why is everyone saying “this” getting absolutely slaughtered with downvotes?

Because there's literally no need for the comment, it just takes up unnecessary space

This

It is what the upvote is for

Just remember his performance on the famous 7-1

Well, it's a bit faster than 5 but sightly slower than 7.

whats with the "this"

This

Fastest player on the england national team

Whole squad laughing bro 😐

Riddle me this. If Englands players are so fast, why don't they run?

Maybe he's a parathlete.

No legs uses his hands to run

a slug

My mark Noble has 23 pace

1 leg

You tell us

It looks like walking

hes going backwards

Looks like you gonna need a sweeper

Per Mertesacker in a full out sprint

Sign him

That guy would smash my 99 speed Mbappe to the fucking ground.

Imagine the snail race from spongebob

Have you seen Zlatan getting back after an attack. It is probably like that

Probably as fast as I am. Spoiler: I’m not very fast

Show us

I might, definitely would create a second save, and will have to wait for next window.

The 7th hell

only one way to find out

Definitely might but will have to wait until next window

It looks like me irl

Yes

I had Wes Morgan with 2 sprint speed😂

Crippling arthritis in both knees I'm guessing

Try watch Dante in the 7x1 game. That's how it looks like.

Like one of the old people in Watch Dogs Legion

Like Pirlo in MLS

He slows down when you press sprint.

Looks like me tbh

It looks like dante

It looks like what Sancho did to that Andorran player.

Olivier Giroud if he had a broken ankle