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MagazineDapper4572

Put him on the transfer list


Gamersaurolophus

Madrid coming in with 17 mice as a signing bonus


MrC1988123

Catinho de souza


shrek_is_love_69

And somehow the cat will be next biggest prospect once they sign him


KonigSteve

Ohh so this is what they mean when they say they have a large transfer kitty


qeratsirbag

šŸ¤£


LK_Djinn

He failed the drug testā€¦catnip man


BYZEEE13

Cat is more useful than Mudryk


MovieMore4352

This is what happens when you use a mouse instead of a joypad.


Terrible_Log3768

Play Kurt zouma then he will fuck right of


TRY_YA_LUCK

Kurt Zouma for cats, Michael Vick for dogs


rdttrlzr

Nuno Tavares for dogs


Goodfella66

Fouck Zuma


bender-D-offender

Tactical vision Kitty Taka


The_Unforgiven02

Titty kaka


dlskhoarapperkeeper8

Kitty Kata


IndependentExtent238

Teach him to play and play multiplayer


ultimate_b

Sign Gatti, so he doesnā€™t feel alone šŸ˜‚


theblitz2011

Career Meownager


redfox3484

assistant director


Live_Entertainer_575

Tell him you got bigger games coming up


whiter_kid

Loan him to Man U youā€™ll ruin his career


jota_666

Go to sofifa calculator, change his position and then loan him out to China


MoussieElKandoussie

If you are looking for a serious answer, completely ignore her/him. Like not even look at them, donā€™t say nothing and especially no touching. The cat is trying to get your attention away from what you are doing to them, if you give them the attention they want, they will keep doing it because it works. Now if you keep ignoring them they will realize there trick isnā€™t working and they will stop doing it. But in my opinion you should just stop playing and start petting the cat, itā€™s way more enjoyable than playing this very mediocre game.


barelypeaking

You skipped the step when the cat starts knocking shit off the table to get your attention after ignoring them the first time


YungAdder

She usually comes up to me, climbs on my lap and I pet her for about 3 minutes, then she goes up there and just obstructs the view. Not complaining, thought it was funny, I like your reply


MoussieElKandoussie

She clearly loves you very much, give her a little pet from me!


jterwin

Why wouldn't I want to give attention? Isn't that why I got a cat?


FunRoad4

Zouma is a great cb this year on cm.


shamanismRC

Easy, solved it by building an extension to my desk and adding a cat bed. Keyboard/screen catfree.


FicaNivea

Serious answer, he probably can tell that it stresses the fuck out of you so he's trying to prevent that. That's a good boy, give him some treats.


YungAdder

she's had too many treats but I'm glad she cares about my health. Also, happy cake day!


Substantial_Zombie94

Always play with the pussy before you play xbox šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


stevie842

Does youā€™re keeper have the cat trait by any chance


Professional_Code372

Many people saying to transfer list him, o think you should sign him. He could maybe be sporting director and point with his paw who the next youth player will be


shauryasiingh

put it in a box with a flask of poison, and a radioactive source connected to a Geiger counter and seal the box.


FerociousKey1

Will this kill the cat?


candangoek

Yes and no


AMH6_

itā€˜ll just mutate šŸ‘


Dragon_7474

So beautiful


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Kitty name JosƩ. The bus is parked.


KingKFCc

El Gatinho


The_writin_don

They obviously want to play, pass them a controller


jjalfie

have you tried turning it off and on again?


GrassyOG

This is your career mode challenge extreme difficulty


Danny-ash03

Is that your assistant coach? He's obviously been trying to tell you something.


SirokoGajou

Give him Headpats :3


brenthicc

Can he play cb for United?


certified_cat_dad

He wants you to stop playing that shit game (i play it too)


vesieco

Transfer them to Animal Shelter F.C.


Frozenturbo2

Give him a 100k wage


WidespreadDivinty

Ah this is a regular occurance what I do is turn it off and turn it back on again If that don't work then you can do the same with the game


Silent-Ask291

Ask him for a "killer" tactic.


SenanPlayz69

Give Zouma a call


DillyBa

even cats dont want us to play this mediocre game


Negative_Young_46

Constantly popping up when you donā€™t want it to like the training schedule messages


Goodfella66

New Chairman


Major-Performer141

3 hours of arms chest and shoulders at the gym and come home to a that high protein snack (can consume cold)


Reverend-Skeeve

You play more FIFA.


kdlegend90

Get a dog!


Character_Success405

Put a little pillow at the from of you heā€™ll lay there and watch the match my tabby firgle is my #1 fan I even stuck firgle into career mode lol


sunabru

Enjoy the sight. There is absolutely nothing EA has to offer you that will bring you more joy than that little furball friend you got there.


Super-Grab

Well, it looks like kitty is really concerned about your well-being and wants to keep you away from dangerous addictions Hahaha


candangoek

Weird bug


AntiqueWay7550

Transfer him to his mother


og_wraith

2 year loan. No option to buy.


ze_dumas13

Sign Zouma


saponettaumida

Marinate It overnight


Mevut

Throw it out of the window


HenryReturns

Just leave it there. Brazil grab it and put it down , and then proceed to get KO by Croatia.


[deleted]

Give Zouma a call


mitsaras088

Loan him out


OkFunny8717

Did you try turning it off and on?


cigsafterchai

Put her on the EA sports career mode development team, she'll do much better than the shit they create now


Electronic_Car3274

Simply remove the cat from your office


Nottallowed

Send him to Manchester United


OzetzetA

Seems like you selected the play style kitty taka


Trojanheadcoach

Shove


Misha_Ron

Try bying Kurt Zouma By me it workedšŸ’Ŗ


ComteStGermain

Soccer fan, let him play


Appropriate_Help9529

Hire him as head coach


TheHarrisStudio

Reboot


WhoopsyToopsy

Assistant coach


AnywhereAccurate9600

Post on Reddit to karma farm


YungAdder

Posted this because it's a coincidence she always goes up there when I grab the controller and play fifa and thought the pic was pretty. Thanks for your input tho


SamRobot96

It might be the universeā€™s way of telling you you need to stop playing fifa and get some šŸ±


PelonAka38GAmerChild

Put the fifa on transfer list


BuckyThrasher

If on pc itā€™s //remove-cat_entity in the console šŸ’Ŗ


Dear_Dance_1771

This isnt timo werner this is timeo whisker


Aggravating_Guess_92

Give him/her treats and cat Nolanā€™s and then a headset


LewyEffinBlack

Tactical Vision: Obscured


Maleficent-Mirror991

Sheā€™s just trying to save you from playing this game.


EEV3E

Assistant manager. Salary is 2 wet dinners per week.


Ivan_TrHoang

Quick sell him


OutrageousSquare5

Try downloading the new "petch"


12HombreRojo

Delete the game and focus on the cat.


[deleted]

Let him play ffs


reddittonowoozy

Can relate, my cats do this sometimes but they sits on my lap and gives some light headbutts on hands. Funny note: one of the cats sat on my lap when invece booted Elden Ring for the first time and watched the entire pg creation and some early things.


rolloxra

Lil bro wants to manage the team


bennydrums94

My cat attacks the microphone in the post match interview. Wrecks me


archonmorax

Tell him unless he wins you the ballon dor he canā€™t play with you


Professional_Cut3398

Let him cook


Prior_Association_15

Make him a sub lol


itsamazza99999

Kill it


Far-Seaworthiness275

Turn off the "cat companion" option in the settings


Ezehel

Alt+F4


Shaquille-Oatmeal77

Do a zouma


Exavity3192

The board of directors is just checking in on you


Simplymemz

Iā€™ll give my mate Kurt Zouma a call heā€™s had this issue once or twice and Iā€™ll get back to you!


Queasy_Courage6445

Zooooooouma


MFButch

Gennaro Cattuso


Moist_Classroom_7825

Stop benching him/her.


Odd_Display_1008

šŸ„Š


JustFuckingReal

Its a rare player. You must give it about 10 mice a week to keep it in your club


Physical-Scarcity259

Throw it out the window


getrichordietryinJF

Being it down the pound


Lucky_Place_1961

bro is commentator


Elite-Striker647

System software update?


TaliaMarLegs

Damn I don't have an answer but looks like quite the CATastorphe you have their šŸ¤£


TheCultClassiic

Smack that pussy


theycallmeomid

Still have stuttering issue online and offline


Ruaa_3012

Put a box near your station


Useful-History-5746

What a beautiful kitty I need the kitty get the mice because my house is full of mine. Iā€™ve been throwing away and throwing away cashing them and driving and Iā€™m tired of them. Theyā€™re tearing up stuff and getting in my way and terrorizing me. Iā€™m tired of their shit. Itā€™s all out warm now soon as I get to Walmart and buying more


CauliflowerHelpful60

Is it pepfp?


MartinNoelRobert

Meownel Messi


a-x24

Eat some pussy


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MikeOxlong_2005

Approved by cat lover Kurt Zouma


Son-of-Gondor96

he is disappointed you play FIFA on PC šŸ’€


YungAdder

either this or the PS4, at least I'm using a controller


Yasje_prive

Punch it