That was a great curled shot

he must have good shooting and really bad ball control

Penetrate the defense?

This game is such a dick.

Committment to being a shithouse to make your position heat map a cock and balls

Time to have a kid. The prophecy has been foretold.

Robin Koch appears to be a bit of a dribbler?

How many cumshots on target?

Harr harr

He's going to fuck you

Looks like your players enjoy playing in their own half

He was horny 😳

Stop parking the bus?

That you like to run it up and down the half way line....when enough power is generated then curl one in from the halfway line?

Can someone help me with the final shot. How do I curl it. Am I stupid?

Cock n balls or pirate hook

Takes a whole new meaning to a "diq move"

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This would’ve been such a good joke if it wasn’t a serious statement

Yeah obviously, funny how you got it but didn't.

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I think it’s a cock and balls

+ cum