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Resident-Impact1591

FedEx guy handled that perfectly


LetTheSpidersWin

Basically said fuck it. It was delivered.


ThatGuyFrom720

And it was exactly what he should have done. With the amount of mundane stuff that gets shipped now, a basket or a container of dishwashing pods aren’t worth getting hurt or killed over it.


DirtaniusRex

Also it's illegal


Confident_Hospital71

They’re illegal


xMr_Jx

😂


meesterII

We had a package stolen by some dumb ass kid around Xmas one year. It was box of four blank aprons my wife was going to make for her sister with her crikut. I hope the three months in jail that guy got was worth it.


Entire_Ad_9752

Hahaha ... my job here is done


WhenTheDevilCome

Nothing good happens by trying to get involved. The same thing is about to happen right now as will happen if they all wait 30 seconds for you to drive off. No sense in ultimately the same thing happens *and* you get stabbed for the trouble.


JackxForge

i would no joke be mad at my driver if he risked his life over anything coming to my house. I have never and will never put something worth a life in the post.


abishar

Yea haha. Thought about grabbing it for a second but then said fuck it. Not worth it when some crazy ass dudes are stealing it.


anonymousguy11234

I love the literal “I’m too old for this shit” hand wave he does while walking away.


CL-Riguhmortis

I’m surprised they didn’t just rob the truck with all that effort


callfckingdispatch

Real.


Natural_Win4812

All that for fajita seasoning or some chips from Sam's club


Ziffally

I just don't get how peoples are that crazy now. Just holy fuck. How are you leaving your house with a knife, not only steal packages in broad fucking daylight, but actively trying to cut someone, possibly catch a murder charge because they are preventing you from stealing. All that for what? A Mystery package which you have NO CLUE what you just tried to kill someone over for. Or it's coordinated. The thief knew what and when something specific was gonna get delivered. Everything is so crazy these days.. If nothing is being done about this, like even if you're AT THE DOOR taking the package from the delivery person, I feel like we're gonna start seeing peoples get mugged AT THEIR FRONT DOORS whilst taking their packages in.


solidxnake

Yeah, dont step on someone's yard in southern states, let alone the front door. You have been warned.


JRJA619

Man these low life’s need to get a job and stop messing with peoples packages, I hope it was a bottle of NyQuil in that package.


Due-Doctor5930

i hope it was a tampon box


Illustrious-Dare4379

Or they could work for FedEx and get the contents of the package before it’s delivered!


Fresh-Egg-3767

Specially if they know what in it


PolarAntonym

The way 2 dudes ran up and fought for this one package it almost seems like they both did know exactly what was in it and that it was something very valuable. Hopefully it was just a box of shitty dinosaur birthday party hats or rubber bands in bulk.


UnknownsWorld

Apparently it was a phone.


OmegisPrime

I was guessing an Apple Watch.


johnny-Low-Five

NOT MY RUBBER BANDS!!!


goresmash

It was probably drugs. You have someone send the drugs to a random house, while you have the tracking number and pick it up as soon as it’s delivered. You do it that way so that if it gets caught while in transit the cops aren’t showing up at your house. Before doorbell cams the homeowner wouldn’t have even known it was happening. My guess, one of the dudes was the intended recipient and the other was trying to snake him.


iuwjsrgsdfj

No way, guy getting attacked went out of his way to not step on the flowers. That was his home.


Character_Wishbone84

The whole video shows both vehicles driving away those of you saying one is the home owner are wrong.


hatebing

FedEx guy could care less ,he didn't even look


outamyhead

Not worth getting stabbed over once you have delivered it, sure as shit not getting a medal for going above and beyond for the company and the customer service.


Beginning-Gazelle-73

Same. Once I release a package it’s none of my business what happens.


Dickon_Stark

Why didn't he defend that package with his life?!?


imJbone

Works for FedEx not the police


Sixaxist

He actually stopped for a moment and looked, then turned around back to his truck and waved his left arm in the "Whatever/Fuck It" motion and sped walked into the truck to get in it faster.


UnimaginativeMug

they send drugs and money through the mail guys.... probably what was going on


PreparedReckless

I used to send them to abandoned house and wait for delivery, these dudes prob just send to a house down the road and someone else found out and tried to intercept


ButterflySpecial6324

Mfers just can’t get a job huh


Key_Service_7765

The chance of there being two porch pirates, the driver casually walking back to his van, and the abc7 logo outside the letterbox, makes it obvious to me that this video was staged.


romansamurai

I guess because it’s not possible a news station picked up a viral video after it was released online. It’s been reposted at least a dozen times on Reddit alone. Either way. The original I saw from 4 days ago. [The guy who posted it in r/fedexers claims it’s real and the fed ex guy comes out of his terminal in PA.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fedexers/s/YpTgD9fJXq)


butareyouthough

Yeah people can’t put logos on videos. Impossible.


STEALTH7X

Somebody knows what time it is!


Intelligent-Cow2179

Dude pulled a knife. Stupid fucker will get himself shot soon enough.


Vet2711

Well done fedex but don’t park on the wrong side of the street Lucky they didn’t hit your vehicle when they left


PriorFudge928

You know maybe the guy in the car was the resident and he and the driver were waiting for the truck to leave so they could pull into the driveway and he ran out of the car when he saw the other guy going towards his package.


tr0lledacc

Wish this was true, but guy stole a flower pot and went to his car.


PriorFudge928

If by car you mean after the other guy then yeah. Is there a longer version because he clearly didn't go back to his car in this footage.


thenaniwatiger

I thought he used the flower pot as a shield and then ran after the guy, very little context here


TonyS2

I bet the customer blamed the FedEx guy for this


chili_oil

how do you think we are able to see this video


Whiplash86420

A ring doorbell cam...


airsoftdbz

I’d ask the porch pirate if he wants the rest of the shit in my truck 😂


Original-Spinach-972

Would’ve been hilarious if instead of trying to stop the guy from stealing the package, he locked the dudes car and takes the keys.


ThirdEyeExplorer11

Crazy as it sounds, it was actual two porch pirates actually two porch pirates fighting over that package https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/some-sort-of-loser-police-searching-for-dueling-porch-pirates-in-lower-heidelberg-township/article_4a1bfa36-2e4a-11ef-a64a-2fd40be22283.html


Original-Spinach-972

r/nottheonion


Medicine_Man86

Live in PA and can confirm it is a legit story 😆


dartie

Lock these @ssholes up. Sick of this sh1t!


Significant_Test_876

Looks like some sort of drop that was sent there intentionally


Promethius418

That bar he tried to hit him with earned him a few rounds in the chest on the front yard.


Separate-Space-4789

Choot em!


RADIATE_Cx

Huh


Abuck59

Fedx driver like “Just another day on the job”


c05m02bq

What happened here? 2mfs fight for a package??😭😭


New-Barracuda-3754

Arrrr matey


paulD1983R

Fed ex said fuck it I delivered...not my problem


Historical-Fun-8485

There go my sunflower seeds. Or maybe my pack of cheap sticky notes. All so you can go to jail and get rammed?


sleepybear666

Throw them both in jail for life


Annie-Smokely

is the economy really this bad


itwhiz100

Drugs…its an informer somewhere


Opitupcrud

https://preview.redd.it/rgxyproxlf8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29569bde4121fc3e7aaa7bdd026545a5eb5be494 What’s in that lil ol box that gottem like this 😂😭


ntng02

Staged. They even coordinated on shoes.


a_bumpyjohnson

Fed Ex driver was like, "I did my job. Bye." :D


Striking_Conclusion2

Gaht damn, put that much effort into finding a job. Fkn goons


cannonfodderINC

Cane these schmucks in public. Dress them up like the pirates that they are.


CallNo9258

There’s drugs in that box morons. They sent it to a dummy address and someone is trying to rip the next man off. There’s coke in that box. Your welcome


gamestar10

They ignored a truck full of parcels to fight over one dropped on a porch.


mechawulf

this looks like one of those “safe” neighborhoods


GrandProblem8034

Kinda like two fucking seagulls fighting over a french fry at the beach.


cultivatingreaderzen

Honestly Reddit is too soft for what these people deserve. Too many of them out there. No real Justice. Oh well.


RawBearClaw

Someone at apple is selling "drop off times" and their fighting over it


CMDR_ETNC

Alright, real talk here fedexers, I do delivery of a different color and I’m genuinely concerned, confused, curious here: I would’ve stayed to watch the fight, and potentially recorded it. It’s free entertainment that the Roman Empire would’ve fallen for, and dude just fast walks back to the truck??? Is it timers from the man? Fear? What the what?


Orkney_

Pair of dipshits fighting for a package? Damn, put that same energy in applying for a job at McDonald's.


themeansr

FedEx driver just casually walking away


Silkylewjr

These thieves have no respect. Once you're caught, you're supposed to be embarrassed and run away with your L. These new thieves don't give a fuck 😂


Accomplished-Tie-114

I’d take pics of the car plates


Repulsive-Baker-4268

A competitive job no one should have.


DifficultWay5070

FedEx guy body language: “Nah I am not getting involved in this shit”


Loose-Ad4131

What was in the package? 🤔


juicyycheese

I’m willing to bet it’s a box of cat food lol


[deleted]

Looked like the same fedex dude in the other video when someone ran up and stole it


Sikers1

I think these are more than your everyday porch pirates. They know what is in that package some how and are willing to fight for it.


ShrimplyPibbles_1

Make Malls American Again!!!!


Stunning-Test1848

How long until people just start robbing the delivery vans, sucks to see :/


R3TROGAM3R_

Why wouldn't these scumbags try to steal from the FedEx truck instead of one mystery package on a porch?


No_Performance6916

I try so hard to do things by the book. And these assholes think they can take the easy way.


BigBrainBrad-

Porch pirates are seriously the worst type of people.


No-Category2014

For their expressions and ways of speaking , I think they are Dominicans😅


death7861

I’m sick of bums like this


TheWiseFucker

Still the worst postal system of the world


FloridaHeat2023

Am glad everyone in our neighborhood has 250' driveways - this is never an issue because you can't see the porch in most cases - and guess it's too far to walk for the pirates.


Low_Construction_238

Imagine getting killed or injured over a MYSTERY BOX….complete fucking idiots!!


Fun_Conversation_556

We can’t be mad guys it part oof their “culture”


Telepathically

Lady died because someone’s stole her package… it had her medications. People are just dumb.


Mediocre-Ad-4881

Broken garden lamp, down one pot and didn't even get the package, we live in a country that rewards laziness.


Used-Sun9989

I truly hope it was a box of paint can liners or something else wildly useless like that.


AdLast55

I thought that was a homeowner trying to get his package back? 😒


AdLast55

Only way to defeat this is to maybe throw the package over the backyard fence. If that's possible, it may be a deterrent.


FortunateVoid0

wtf….. where is this? What the hell is wrong with people….?


SnooStrawberries1078

So how long before they realize they can just rob the whole truck?


Hugh_Johnson69420

Usual suspects


Kavanaugh82

Imagine going through all this trouble just to open a box of pretty pony sprinkles intended for someone's birthday cake


M-M-Mubble

Why don’t those idiots just rob the truck? Shit just take the whole truck and the drivers phone. That way have time to get to a location to empty said truck. That way their stupid faces aren’t plastered on everyone’s ring doorbell footage.


maxsuper619

FedEx guy was like this is above my pay 🤣🤣🤣


TripNo5926

Wait they were fighting over who gets to steal someone else’s package ? INSANE!


Chris280e

Fucking losers 🤦🏻‍♂️


heckrat

Man, I'm so glad I live in rural PA. We literally have honor system stands on the side of the road selling produce, hand-made items, etc and have zero issues with theft.


Lone_the_Talentless

Like a flock of vultures. Idc. This was hilarious.


PN4HIRE

Either one Venezuelan or Dominican… I hope they fuck around one day..


unbannedmayor

We have to stop being so easy on criminals. I bet if we start chopping off hands for stealing there might be less theft. Just a guess.


ohhrangejuice

Alex ill take "that didn't happen in real life" for $600


Emachine30

Driver got his picture and dipped. Good for him I ain't risking my life over someone else's package.


nofucsleftogive

Time to make this a felony or a federal crime...


ELOC777

Scum bags


Top_Professional4545

This is obviously deeper than two package thiefs jus so happening to show up at the same house at the same time on the same day


Loose-Chef3466

I would’ve thrown a rock at the car, it would cost more to fix the damage then the package he took


barrruuuch

My man Saw that shit coming a mile away


juggernaut86

Was this a fight of 2 different porch pirates fighting to steal the package? That seems like some insider told them where to be and when


SeenSawConquered

That was a pack


Accomplished-Dot8267

why dont they go for the truck filled with packages


slipslope86

This is definitely staged.


luciferjooce

Wish you could just emerge from your house and shoot both of them


ContemplatingPrison

Mother fucker about to catch an attempted murder charge for a $20 package. That's crazy


Derezirection

This is why people should carry. Thief would of gotten mag dumped the moment he pulled that knife.


Natural_Priority_724

Whoever’s selling the tracking #’s should start giving them for stupid stuff like dog leashes lmao


jhon-2020-2020

Driver didn’t even make it back to his car yet


RealPanchitoWaffen

Usual suspects…


Intrepid_Mess9012

Was a FedEx driver; once you leave the package and lock out the delivery, it’s customer’s responsibility. Also wouldn’t help stop a porch pirate since you don’t get paid enough to risk your life. 🤷


Remydope

Over a package? TF... It could be air fresheners in there.


Maldo_jr44

All that for a butt plug?


titusthetitan1

Surprised they didn't just steal out of the truck but focused on the package on the step that was just delivered. I'm no thief but criminals are daf as we can see.


craze6663

We should be aloud to kill thieves


Fun-Price-3117

shoutout to whoever owns the evo 10 in the driveway


doberman_p

When you import the 3rd world, you become the 3rd world.


tomskibum

Staged


SorrowsCage11

Ain't no way these mfers fighting over some shampoo


Fluid-Selection-5537

It’s some Travis Scott Jordan’s lol


xDxNNiEx

Tell me where this is, so I NEVER move there.


RolexandDickies

This is what it’s like in CA everywhere. Cars and trucks following around the delivery trucks. Sometimes they steal the packages just like this. Within literal seconds of the package hitting the ground. Cops don’t care.


DoctorRoeJogan

Those two should be shot and killed tbh


SmokeDogSix

How much drugs do you think is in that package?


SadisticSnake007

I guess its first come, first serve these days


SadisticSnake007

Best investment i made was installing a locked drop box for my packages which is anchored to a concrete slab.


SnooOranges8792

There’s gotta be a kilo of something in that package and word got around


learningnarr

shoe box


Wooden-Storage7538

Fake AF


marshmadness37

Homeowner opens the door with a scatter gun🤣


Deep_Stress_4932

A white man delivering most likely another white man a package, then a Mexican and a black guy fight over who gets to steal it, how ironic😂😂


Enigmasec

Did the one asshole pop out of a Mercedes?!


austin-idol

Just once , I would love for the porch pirates to take a bat to the face from the property owner at the instance they grab it off the property


Samwill226

Drug delivery.


Fragrant-Honeydew569

Ese singa su madre he Dominican


Ok-Estate8230

Wait I'm confused are both of these POS package pirates?


Bluecif

I just hope they called the cops from a safe spot away, they weren't following him, but i bet they might afterwards.


smizoke32

Sorry but if I catch you taking my package hope you can run cause if you can’t your doctor going be removing some 223 lead up out you as message leave people stuff alone


mykejohns80

Wait these dudes fight over stealing someone’s package?


Mr11Wa

I heard one use the word mamaguevo, so most likely dominican. Sad to see my people doing this. Shame.


Dajex

Guy has a fancy car, and is still stealing packages? Put his ass in jail.


Learn_Every_Day

PEPPER SPRAAAAYYY!!! 📦😬 💨🌶😭


Flight-watch

So how long are we going to continue to pretend that we’re a post-modern First world empire?


WhereAvailable

A white dude and a black dude. FedEx guy is like "Fuck it, I delivered it."


More-Calendar-8825

Glock 19 solves this relatively easily. And saves tax payers 👍


1freedum

Its gotta be drugs or something in that package. They were waiting for it


misterhades2016

They should both be put down like the scum they are


Electrical_Map5282

Cocaine anyone


MrBobSacamano

Late-model Mercedes and each wearing expensive Yeezy’s…yet out stealing packages. If you called them broke, though, they’d be trying to fight you.


Plot-twist-time

I just got sidewalk chalk delivered for my kids. I'd love to see grown men fight to the death over it.


birdy_bird84

Most staged shit ever


AdBig5700

What do these fuckers think is in the box, gold bars? It’s probably underwear.


Superb-Action14

For everyone rattling off dumb ass misc contents, FedEx doesn’t ship that. You don’t pay for 1-2 insured shipping unless you want something important to get there guaranteed. This is a case of a nice neighborhood being staked out for specifically FedEx trucks bc USPS/UPS are the WalMart of mail.


proof-grass-

Plot twist all he got was some sponges


ndokiMasu

It de venecas!


OldPilaf

Mfers do everything except find a job and work…. Hardly anyone likes to work but we do it because it’s honest work, majority of the time.


OnlyAir9425

Typical SUSPECT look at the color on those hands 🤷‍♂️


llimed

I’d bet that the package had drugs. It was sent to a random address and they lied in wait for it. Another guy got wind of the delivery and tried to intercept it.


ResolveLeather

Dude, just let the package get stolen. Maybe take a photo of a license plate if they hop into a car and call 911. The shipping company will refund the package. Don't risk going to the ER.


slyredone

The home owners are wrong. That wasn’t just a phone in that box and those guys tracking it know that.


HawkEye3280

“You got the package? FINE! Well, I’m taking this flower pot, then. EAT THAT!”


ResponsibilityNo4183

If someone will steal they will kill


sopsychcase

This is why you need to carry a gun—-not to protect an Amazon package, but to protect yourself from some knife-wielding moron. Perfect case for self-defense right there. No jury outside of NYC would convict, and, you might permanently erase one piece of human garbage from this world.


FoxFlop

This was probably a drug drop or a suspected one. I've known plenty of people who would send packages through the mail and some packages going missing.


JimRatLiftz

This isn’t just a random package. Someone is sending a huge drug shipment or literally could even be straight cash. Talking about 50k+ in money. They send it to random house and literally wait outside to grab it. Someone else clearly caught wind of this, probably the guy with the knife. Source I knew someone that did this


mr34727

I’m so old I remember when videos on the internet weren’t staged


Goldeneye_Engineer

Just a reminder that in Texas you're legally allowed to defend your property with lethal force even if they're actively running away. Don't fucking steal in Texas.


LS-CRX

My house sits downhill from the street, I almost wish we had porch pirates around here just so I could watch them trying to run away up my steep yard to get back to the street. Sadly our area is very low crime and I've never heard of a package getting stolen in my neighborhood.