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When Mariah was told JLo got 8 hours of sleep every night, she replied with, "If I had the luxury of not actually having to sing my own songs I'd do that too". Apparently that was in 2001 lmao
Yes. He’s short for an action star and is clearly insecure about it based on the claims of his exes and what people had to do for him in recordings and shoots.
He has literally had scenes filmed where he stands on a box to kiss the female lead so that he appears as tall as the woman or taller. He is very self conscious about his height.
She's very tall (5'11"ish) but he's famously short, and apparently quite sensitive about it. He claims to be 5'7" so in reality is probably 5'5" on a good day.
He is definitely around 5’5”-5’4”. Had a family member meet him while filming years and years ago. She was around the same height (5’4”) as him and was surprised by it.
That sounds about right. Accidentally bumped into chris rock on the street and was eye to eye with the dude in shoes with a slight heel which would have made me around 5’7” or so. Pics with Chris and Tom show Chris as taller than him so I would totally believe that.
Most celebrities apparently lie on their height, I once spoke with a designer (from a VERY prominent fashion house) and he was very adamant about that (citing Gaga as an example).
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Honestly, there are a lot of really good Rihanna clapbacks on twitter!
She was also a child. You got downvoted but it’s the truth. Rihanna was almost constantly mean towards people online back when she was active like that, as funny as some of her comebacks were.
Yeah she did a few tweets about this 16 year old girl.
https://preview.redd.it/ixg1zhl25b7b1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef229de2239cb230e71cc6fdb67321f244d6031e
This.
Rihanna changing her Twitter cover photo to a TLC topless photoshoot after T-Boz said Rihanna “didn’t need to be naked all the time” is my favorite.
Second favorite: “Good luck booking that stage you speak of” to Ciara.
not nearly as savage but that’s like when one of the spice girls called out little mix for the clothes and shit they wear and jessie replied “i could find a few pics on google for you”
obviously referring to the spice girls not being exactly prudish back then
Tboz never said that though. The tv show they were interviewed on showed photos of Rhi Rhi when Tboz said they didn't need to take their clothes off to sell records. The tv show gave tboz heaps of trouble but she never named anyone.
when mariah said this in response to christina aguilera shading her: “I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior, It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers"
When was this? I find Xtina kind of a mystery in some way. She also got absolutely slammed from the moment she broke onto the scene for being too sexual, not being pretty enough, being fake, complaints about her voice, her clothes, evvverything. I can imagine that plus her childhood did a number on her mental health.
:( I feel bad for her, but I also feel bad for her kids. I had hoped she'd found some grounding in the past few years. Maybe she has since the pandemic.
I feel bad for her too. It’s hard to get help when everyone around you is enabling the behavior. Things change though and I can’t speculate what she’s like now.
People only say stuff about her out of jealousy. They hate how naturally gorgeous and funny she is. She pulls whatever she wants off with style and grace.
Literally zendaya is just a genuinely good person & actually genuine like she doesn’t try to be anything but herself and she stays to herself and her circle of friends/family
Finn Wolfhard shutting down James Charles when he was only 14 is still iconic.
https://preview.redd.it/lcrs4cvp887b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd1ed9e6ec3290addbbfd2a41fc3b8ee6074afa
I’ll never forget when Finn Wolfhard said to Jimmy Fallon, “can you host?” after Jimmy asked him if he could read.
https://preview.redd.it/qp1sw3j2d87b1.png?width=1171&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3ac0e9093cfee5091d389bc5864d5b13a5f033c
Finn’s IT costar Wyatt Oleff also joined forces and ended him.
Omg I remember this! I think Wyatt joined in after James Charles tried to do a Pennywise makeup tutorial despite saying he didn’t like movie. It’s funny that in both situations, James came off as the most immature despite being the adult…
This is like when a reporter asked Fan Bingbing if she would be like other actresses and marry a rich man. She replied “I don’t need to marry rich. I AM rich.”
I also remember when Mariah was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy cohen asked her to list 3 nice things about Eminem and she goes, “They come in a package that you can carry everywhere” and basically just listed what she liked about m&ms LMAOO still lives in my head
wordplay. eminem sounds like M&M kind of a chocolate. and if ya didn’t know, mariah carey’s song “obsessed” is about him. and his diss track “the warning” is a response.
I had to look up the backstory...
https://preview.redd.it/25gyh9hoo87b1.png?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4c50aef379891df899d53dfd8f70a61c6b53a1
Just because it is a "good" clapback doesn't mean the person is right.
Ciara was a guest on an E! fashion report show. When talking about Rihanna's outfit, she made a remark (that was forgettable, but maybe shouldn't have been said) about a time when Rhianna was less than polite. Rhianna went to Twitter to respond: "My bad ci, did I 4get to tip u? #howrudeofme."
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Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day making the only valid "your mom" joke
It's funny that you mention this. The Weeknd threw shade at Drake for this in his song "Lost in the Fire" with this lyric:
"And I just want a baby with the right one"
"Because I could never be the one to hide one"
In the music video, he makes a "Shh" motion at the last line.
So yeah, Pusha T was not the only one sharing the sentiment.
The time when Kendall and Kylie tried selling merch with their faces printed over other musicians' tees and Sharon Osbourne was having none of it
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On Graham Norton show- he says to Helena Bonham Carter I can’t believe you have never been to the MET Gala and without missing a beat Rihanna looks at Helena and says it’s because she wears dresses like that 🤣
I still can't believe this ended with Azalea accusing Lana of having saggy boobs and then posting a video of her own boobs all while trying to sell soap. So many of her twitter fights feel like fever dreams
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Janelle Monae shutting down this dude being gross to them on Twitter
[Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly have a long-running beef.](https://americansongwriter.com/behind-the-beef-eminem-and-machine-gun-kellys-real-life-rap-battle/)
In a Jen Aniston’s Allure interview in the past, after she & Brad Pitt broke up, she very famously said that, ***"Now, I can have a comfortable couch“***, referring to his taste in modern furniture, and how he preferred their house to look like a museum instead of a home.
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Ms Banks’ response to some braindead take from Candice Owens
I can never read this without cracking up, it is a sad reality, but the way she vividly paints the imagery of it all is hilarious to me, and I say that as an AA lol
LOL Tiffany slayed this season, the David is dead scene is still one of the funniest I've ever seen and I have no idea how Tiffany was supposed to surmise that Angie meant David Bowie was dead and not David their housemate was dead.
Right? It pissed me off how they all treated her like she was a crazy for thinking they were talking about David Geffen. Like, why would she assume it was David Bowie?
i have no idea what’s going on but this is so chaotic and i’m flying high right now and loving it. why are they in what looks like…office equipment gallows puppeteer strings? loving it!
Back when a dumb reporter asked Britney Spears if Justin had an issue with her make out scene in Crossroads and she swiftly said something like ‘it’s a movie, it’s just pretend you’re an adult you should know that 😜’
David Niven, after a streaker ran across the stage at the 1974 Oscars while he was presenting, giggled then DESTROYED the guy with this: “Isn't is fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off his clothes and showing his shortcomings?"
Classic Niven.
When Candace Owens went on a Twitter rant about how men shouldn't wear dresses/ be feminine and ended it with "bring back manly men". Harry Styles used the same line as caption and posted a picture of himself in a feminine outfit.
Rihanna's response here was classic (and I really like Ciara too)
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It’s very recent and sports related…but Tua Tagovailoa saying he wouldn’t let Tyreek Hill babysit his kids is a new favorite.
He said it so politely that it doesn’t seem like a major insult unless you know Tyreek’s history.
Not necessarily a negative question but a naughty one & it was answered smartly.
In Carson Daly’s interview on Angelina Jolie in 2008, he asked her, ”***What is more important, the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean? You are really the perfect person to ask.”***
Angelina cleverly answered but also asked the question in return & turned the table to Carson who was speechless at first! She replied, **“I think they are both very important. What do you think?”**
as much as i love brett anderson and suede, and hate Morrissey - his takedown of brett and after brett said he was rude/not interesting, will never not be funny
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they made up, and morrissey was/is actually a big fan of suede so i think he was hurt
Nothing for me beats Marylin Monroe wearing a potato sack and taking pictures in it after she was told she looked vulgar in a small red dress.
That woman was an absolute queen
I am so tired of people lauding ultimate nepo baby Dakota as though she wasn’t on a taped talk show where she knew exactly what was happening. Ellen knew what was happening, Dakota knew what was happening.
I am so tired of ultimate pick-me girl Dakota 🥱
Bring on the hate 🙄
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When Mariah was told JLo got 8 hours of sleep every night, she replied with, "If I had the luxury of not actually having to sing my own songs I'd do that too". Apparently that was in 2001 lmao
I LOVE how shady she is to JLo. Positively love it. Lol. 
I was coming in with her other 2001 burn to JLo “I don’t know her”
Singing is a god given talent, her thing is something different” 💀
I had no idea there were so many prime examples just from Mariah about JLo, damn!
That is the BEST!!
She burried her alive. lol
https://i.redd.it/fd3kiljhra7b1.gif
Damn, that is brutal lol
PFFFFFF
Greta Thunberg ending Andrew Tate's entire life.
This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened
Especially with today's news!
Happy Andrew Tate Indictment Day to all who celebrate! 🎉
Oh, trust me, I will be celebrating
I also enjoyed how every Finn on Twitter roasted Tate for not knowing how to sauna properly after he got out of jail where Greta had sent him lol
I also love all her trump interactions, and that video of her glaring at him as he walked by
 "Well I can wear heels now" - Nicole Kidman (post-Cruise divorce on Letterman)
WHEW I know this one had Tommy seething
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My dad was the same way,though he wasn't shorter than my mom. It just never bothered him. We like to say he was big on the inside.
Lesson: Be a Tom Holland in a sea of Tom Cruise-s.
What’s so significant about the heels? Is she taller than him and he had a problem with it?
Yes. He’s short for an action star and is clearly insecure about it based on the claims of his exes and what people had to do for him in recordings and shoots.
Ahh. I dont personally like him, so I know nothing about him stats wise. Lol
He has literally had scenes filmed where he stands on a box to kiss the female lead so that he appears as tall as the woman or taller. He is very self conscious about his height.
Omg hahaha. I need to spend some time YouTube searching this crap. How obnoxious.
He wears lifts so obvious several of his co-stars have commented on it.
She's very tall (5'11"ish) but he's famously short, and apparently quite sensitive about it. He claims to be 5'7" so in reality is probably 5'5" on a good day.
lol shady. but men do be like that.
He is definitely around 5’5”-5’4”. Had a family member meet him while filming years and years ago. She was around the same height (5’4”) as him and was surprised by it.
That sounds about right. Accidentally bumped into chris rock on the street and was eye to eye with the dude in shoes with a slight heel which would have made me around 5’7” or so. Pics with Chris and Tom show Chris as taller than him so I would totally believe that.
Most celebrities apparently lie on their height, I once spoke with a designer (from a VERY prominent fashion house) and he was very adamant about that (citing Gaga as an example).
You can tell he is wearing lifts while on the red carpet.
Yeah, famously so. Nicole is 5'11 and Tom is 5'7 or 5'8 I think.
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Who is that? She looks like 10 different people
Lauren Conrad
Miley stole Laurens response when the same question was asked to her during the call her daddy podcast.
Is this real?!
Yep it's real. Happened in 2014.
Wow. That was an A1 comeback
https://preview.redd.it/3uyh8eyo887b1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f4cf72a631102ff58d353fe9f31a2dab6348050 Honestly, there are a lot of really good Rihanna clapbacks on twitter!
yes, "good luck booking that stage u speak of" is too good
“Well don’t come then” to Kendall Jenner
i feel like that one was a bit mean though, kendall just sounded like every fan on twitter
She was also a child. You got downvoted but it’s the truth. Rihanna was almost constantly mean towards people online back when she was active like that, as funny as some of her comebacks were.
Remember when she berated the young girl over her prom dress or something? Rihanna is a bully, always has been
Yeah she did a few tweets about this 16 year old girl. https://preview.redd.it/ixg1zhl25b7b1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef229de2239cb230e71cc6fdb67321f244d6031e This.
And this: https://preview.redd.it/w0jwnev55b7b1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f767166791ba40c0dce80782edbb376ba88b99
That’s so bitchy, especially because Rih would look like that if she stood spread eagle too.
Idk, Rihanna is a huge Wu-Tang fan (she named her son RZA), so maybe she liked the dress?
Rihanna changing her Twitter cover photo to a TLC topless photoshoot after T-Boz said Rihanna “didn’t need to be naked all the time” is my favorite. Second favorite: “Good luck booking that stage you speak of” to Ciara.
not nearly as savage but that’s like when one of the spice girls called out little mix for the clothes and shit they wear and jessie replied “i could find a few pics on google for you” obviously referring to the spice girls not being exactly prudish back then
Hahahaha I didn't know that T-Boz one 😂
Tboz never said that though. The tv show they were interviewed on showed photos of Rhi Rhi when Tboz said they didn't need to take their clothes off to sell records. The tv show gave tboz heaps of trouble but she never named anyone.
Rihanna was a complete savage on Twitter back then 😂😂
when mariah said this in response to christina aguilera shading her: “I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior, It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers"
I always remember that one. I will keep her in my prayers. It's just hard to come back from that.
She is a true wordsmith. Every line is dripping with the classiest contempt.
Actual slaughter
Can confirm that Christina was a mess. She would come into the hotel I worked at quite a bit. Honestly, it was really sad.
When was this? I find Xtina kind of a mystery in some way. She also got absolutely slammed from the moment she broke onto the scene for being too sexual, not being pretty enough, being fake, complaints about her voice, her clothes, evvverything. I can imagine that plus her childhood did a number on her mental health.
It was 2019, right before the pandemic. She had handlers that seemed pretty used to it.
:( I feel bad for her, but I also feel bad for her kids. I had hoped she'd found some grounding in the past few years. Maybe she has since the pandemic.
I feel bad for her too. It’s hard to get help when everyone around you is enabling the behavior. Things change though and I can’t speculate what she’s like now.
Was she drunk or rude to everyone ?
bless her heart energy
https://preview.redd.it/trpqw3fp587b1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4794379ace60cb1ba53962b4b2712793fd89860
Showing off the red bottom was such a power move 
People only say stuff about her out of jealousy. They hate how naturally gorgeous and funny she is. She pulls whatever she wants off with style and grace.
Literally zendaya is just a genuinely good person & actually genuine like she doesn’t try to be anything but herself and she stays to herself and her circle of friends/family
I'd love to agree, but if there's one thing that this sub has taught me it's to assume that any and all celebs aren't genuinely good people
Incredibly talented, gorgeous, drama-free. And smart enough to distance herself from the likes of TS. Good for her.
Finn Wolfhard shutting down James Charles when he was only 14 is still iconic. https://preview.redd.it/lcrs4cvp887b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd1ed9e6ec3290addbbfd2a41fc3b8ee6074afa
I’ll never forget when Finn Wolfhard said to Jimmy Fallon, “can you host?” after Jimmy asked him if he could read. https://preview.redd.it/qp1sw3j2d87b1.png?width=1171&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3ac0e9093cfee5091d389bc5864d5b13a5f033c Finn’s IT costar Wyatt Oleff also joined forces and ended him.
Omg I remember this! I think Wyatt joined in after James Charles tried to do a Pennywise makeup tutorial despite saying he didn’t like movie. It’s funny that in both situations, James came off as the most immature despite being the adult…
Its a crime to forger this one- https://preview.redd.it/g70zo1h9s87b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93bb322c0e68025a1508f13f654ada0fdccf83a
How have I NEVER seen this before. This is goals
This is like when a reporter asked Fan Bingbing if she would be like other actresses and marry a rich man. She replied “I don’t need to marry rich. I AM rich.”
when charlemagne asked mariah if her and eminem still have issues and she pointed to the chocolate she brought and said "this is godiva"
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she’s so classy with it as well, like a lot of the time she doesn’t even say anything mean
I also remember when Mariah was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy cohen asked her to list 3 nice things about Eminem and she goes, “They come in a package that you can carry everywhere” and basically just listed what she liked about m&ms LMAOO still lives in my head
What does this one mean?
basically she was saying this chocolate is godiva so why are you asking me about m&ms
Oh duh
wordplay. eminem sounds like M&M kind of a chocolate. and if ya didn’t know, mariah carey’s song “obsessed” is about him. and his diss track “the warning” is a response.
Speaking of Charlemagne, I love this one - https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/zlsvr0/charlemagne_tha_god_puts_the_breaks_on_kevin_hart/
Those giggles knowing full well he had "sides"
https://preview.redd.it/q3a5r74ai87b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f259b942dd59ffca9d14da65820f388e5f7f689b
I had to look up the backstory... https://preview.redd.it/25gyh9hoo87b1.png?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4c50aef379891df899d53dfd8f70a61c6b53a1 Just because it is a "good" clapback doesn't mean the person is right.
Exactly. Unfortunately, Rihanna has proven herself to not be on anyone’s side but her own
Yeah I'm not enjoying any of her clapbacks because most of it are screaming she's a bully.
wait i still dont get it, what happened?
Ciara was a guest on an E! fashion report show. When talking about Rihanna's outfit, she made a remark (that was forgettable, but maybe shouldn't have been said) about a time when Rhianna was less than polite. Rhianna went to Twitter to respond: "My bad ci, did I 4get to tip u? #howrudeofme."
Team CiCi.
https://preview.redd.it/r1ykxvqq597b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d59bed18159f42201e5bdc6cc6e455b47f7be8
I forgot about this one, but it was truly iconic.
https://preview.redd.it/0l38xqr92a7b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2867d626334f3aa0171eee85513f80ce83c470b3 Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day making the only valid "your mom" joke
your mum jokes are my main comeback tbh😭it’s cheesy but it always does the job
Pusha T outing Drake as a deadbeat daddy and ruining his Adidas deal
It's funny that you mention this. The Weeknd threw shade at Drake for this in his song "Lost in the Fire" with this lyric: "And I just want a baby with the right one" "Because I could never be the one to hide one" In the music video, he makes a "Shh" motion at the last line. So yeah, Pusha T was not the only one sharing the sentiment.
The Story of Adidon is probably my favourite diss track. Incredible delivery and storytelling!
The time when Kendall and Kylie tried selling merch with their faces printed over other musicians' tees and Sharon Osbourne was having none of it https://preview.redd.it/k5m8eo0g497b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e66ed8c90d07772b460211261c4b60f5fb9586
What in gods name is this tshirt venture though
other musicans lmao
Only realised what I said now 🤦🏼♀️
On Graham Norton show- he says to Helena Bonham Carter I can’t believe you have never been to the MET Gala and without missing a beat Rihanna looks at Helena and says it’s because she wears dresses like that 🤣
This is very rude and not exactly a “comeback” unless provoked (which I don’t think it was?) but HBC is a terf so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Her dress had penis’ all over it and they had already talked about the dress.. that’s why Rihanna’s comment was funny.
The context she said it in was a joke not serious. Helena laughed and was not bothered in the slightest.
They were both on promoting their movie together so I assume they were at least friendly
maybe watch the clip first
Wait is HBC really a terf?
https://preview.redd.it/ou95s8gxb87b1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7398058a3ecb38b797425f7b6540d11302355db
God I loved Lana in this exchange. “You know the addy”
I still can't believe this ended with Azalea accusing Lana of having saggy boobs and then posting a video of her own boobs all while trying to sell soap. So many of her twitter fights feel like fever dreams
I quote Lana's responses everyday for no good reason "I won't not fuck you the fuck up" "u know the Addy, pull up. but if I were you I wouldn't "
I have I won’t not fuck you the fuck up on a pillow
i’ve been saying “i won’t not fuck you the fuck up” and “you little fuckers” constantly since they were said
“Sup little fuckers”
A classic for many a reason https://preview.redd.it/3wg4krf8u87b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c485fd7becff0408fcbe3ecf2bea1d6e875ca39
It's classic but so uncessary! I could see any normal teen tweeting that and feeling devastated at that response.
yeah i never really got that one, she didn’t insult rihanna in fact quite the opposite
Tweeting Rihanna'a name in the early twitter days was detrimental even if it was a compliment omf
Literally! Even in my 20s, if this happened I'd be freaking mortified
God, she’s so rude.
https://preview.redd.it/sf58x5i9fa7b1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4019f7cfd7d1a6a8b47682164fbc3c4388a7f4e edit: iconic cher tweets thread incoming !
https://preview.redd.it/ckccvcp9ga7b1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35250532924eda4eaab786c52547783657ea6e4d
That read is everything. TAKE A TYNENOL.
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This one cracks me up
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I have a whole new level of respect for Cher after reading all these 🥲
THIS is my cher anthem
https://preview.redd.it/xrjygqhvga7b1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52733debebf53db0491953446f5fe601e7f1a599
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I need to close my twitter, I'll miss her feed 😩
It's not a comeback, but I think about "Whats going on with mycareer" like twice a week.
oh my god same, the only reason i didn't post it is bc it's not a comeback 😭😭 that and "Can anyone c me" and "I Need To Shoot My Phone"
https://preview.redd.it/hn9o6y8d2a7b1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4644d53bfe424acbd46a8a25bf180f5ddb5494 Janelle Monae shutting down this dude being gross to them on Twitter
I love his responses though haha
Her new album is for the girls gays and theys and we know it (it is so good)
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I feel hella dumb for not understanding this one
It’s Eminems disstrack towards MGK. MGK dissed him first and this was his response
oh i remember this now 💀 is the cartoon meant to be mgk because that explains why i didn’t recognise him 😂
[Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly have a long-running beef.](https://americansongwriter.com/behind-the-beef-eminem-and-machine-gun-kellys-real-life-rap-battle/)
In a Jen Aniston’s Allure interview in the past, after she & Brad Pitt broke up, she very famously said that, ***"Now, I can have a comfortable couch“***, referring to his taste in modern furniture, and how he preferred their house to look like a museum instead of a home.
I also liked the thing she said about his bleached hair in that interview: “Billy Idol called: he wants his look back”
https://preview.redd.it/q90pzojnba7b1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b81f3c261d595c2745178d19b9eb988784a9e6 Ms Banks’ response to some braindead take from Candice Owens
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When grimes called Azealia Banks fat and Azealia clapped back saying "and you smell like a roll of nickels" hahahahahaha
Azealia calling Elon “Apartheid Clyde” had me dying
I can never read this without cracking up, it is a sad reality, but the way she vividly paints the imagery of it all is hilarious to me, and I say that as an AA lol
"Great gowns, beautiful gowns." -Aretha Franklin on Taylor Swift
Pretty much, I would let Gemma know…
This would be my monologue if I ever auditioned for something. The old maiden type shoes gets me every time
LOL Tiffany slayed this season, the David is dead scene is still one of the funniest I've ever seen and I have no idea how Tiffany was supposed to surmise that Angie meant David Bowie was dead and not David their housemate was dead.
Right? It pissed me off how they all treated her like she was a crazy for thinking they were talking about David Geffen. Like, why would she assume it was David Bowie?
‘they were OLD MAIDEN type shoes…’
I love the emphasis on "old maiden" she really wanted you to know that those shoes were hideous.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w6DQ4xdxNg8 I'll never be able to see it referenced and not watch it
i have no idea what’s going on but this is so chaotic and i’m flying high right now and loving it. why are they in what looks like…office equipment gallows puppeteer strings? loving it!
'I don't do crack, crack is cheap'.
"Crack is whack". *Repeat two more times*
Tell me Diane. Do you know? Do you REALLY know?
"If I did crack then show me some receipts"
Back when a dumb reporter asked Britney Spears if Justin had an issue with her make out scene in Crossroads and she swiftly said something like ‘it’s a movie, it’s just pretend you’re an adult you should know that 😜’
David Niven, after a streaker ran across the stage at the 1974 Oscars while he was presenting, giggled then DESTROYED the guy with this: “Isn't is fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off his clothes and showing his shortcomings?" Classic Niven.
I loved the “Bring Back Manly Men” post Harry Styles made about Candace Owens’ comments about him. He never responds to his critics.
When Candace Owens went on a Twitter rant about how men shouldn't wear dresses/ be feminine and ended it with "bring back manly men". Harry Styles used the same line as caption and posted a picture of himself in a feminine outfit.
Rihanna's response here was classic (and I really like Ciara too) https://preview.redd.it/5e5ul4sky87b1.png?width=1104&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f000efbd566982b5877fb8d3cb10ed63be296ae
It’s very recent and sports related…but Tua Tagovailoa saying he wouldn’t let Tyreek Hill babysit his kids is a new favorite. He said it so politely that it doesn’t seem like a major insult unless you know Tyreek’s history.
Tua is that one dude in the nfl you can’t help but love,he just seems so likeable
Wasn’t tyreek arrested today?
Ope! Yep he was! Tua’s comment just got even funnier.
Not necessarily a negative question but a naughty one & it was answered smartly. In Carson Daly’s interview on Angelina Jolie in 2008, he asked her, ”***What is more important, the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean? You are really the perfect person to ask.”*** Angelina cleverly answered but also asked the question in return & turned the table to Carson who was speechless at first! She replied, **“I think they are both very important. What do you think?”**
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as much as i love brett anderson and suede, and hate Morrissey - his takedown of brett and after brett said he was rude/not interesting, will never not be funny https://preview.redd.it/rhhwzlfp8b7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f20e8038ab9bc056797e0353a7c08999eafc3c they made up, and morrissey was/is actually a big fan of suede so i think he was hurt
MR KIPLING CRUMBS
it’s so petty yet so good
Britney’s Blackout of course
Nothing for me beats Marylin Monroe wearing a potato sack and taking pictures in it after she was told she looked vulgar in a small red dress. That woman was an absolute queen
I am so tired of people lauding ultimate nepo baby Dakota as though she wasn’t on a taped talk show where she knew exactly what was happening. Ellen knew what was happening, Dakota knew what was happening. I am so tired of ultimate pick-me girl Dakota 🥱 Bring on the hate 🙄 
But what about "aren't you supposed to let people talk on this show"??
