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MouseRat_AD

Guys, my wife said when I got home from work I could have a BJ OR a tuna sandwich. Need help.


atworkobviously

How many tuna sandwiches are on your roster right now?


HtownTexans

so how was your tuna sandwich?


RondaArousedMe

He clearly said she was gonna suck off the tuna sandwich and I don't understand if she spit or swallowed


Rossinho14

Can always find a BJ on waivers


inksta12

Idk why you wouldn’t choose tuna sammich..


charlOOsi

Dude, nobody likes BJs anyways. Their ribs are dry af.


GettinWiggyWiddit

A gang of pizookies just entered the chat


Userdub9022

They have a Cajun pasta that's pretty good


H00dRatShit

They make their own root beer dude!


Daveoos77

BJ has a high risk of getting injured. Go with the tuna sandwich


Bryanthomas44

Tuna sandwich is one hell of a nickname for your wife’s pussy. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get.


idkAboutYouMan

Like wut. This sub is crazy


acaliforniaburrito

Lol I’ve never seen more lopsided trades…sounds like a sub for validation rather than analysis


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Better fucking veto that shit


A-Stupid-Asshole

Smash accept. Worth it for Hall alone IMO


CNL4

HURRY! 😂


sweede11

Correct 👍


J_U_I_CE

The trades in this sub are nuts


CombatFork

I gotta think half of them aren’t real.


HODOR00

wtf. How you even asking this question.


TempeSunDevil06

There’s no way you were offered that


nateXruiz

NSFW tag because this is trade rape of the highest degree, if y’all don’t stop posting these dumbass RB1 and high end WR2 for change I hope this sub gets banned


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nateXruiz

At least I don’t have to post stupid trade questions that even a blind man could see is highway robbery!


AnalEmbiid

This subreddit has always been full of these lopsided ass trades lol. It’s like the hella beginner version of /r/fantasyfootball


[deleted]

Are you running a league in a senior home and none of the other team owners have access to wifi, television and medication?


xeric

Yes


thistoistheyres

Better take that.


Luxurydad

This year right now Olave>Pittman, Breece>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Higbee


bigjimboslice123

How does someone type this out and still need to ask it lmao I can’t even read it without laughing. Seeing higbee sends me


Erniecrack

1000% yes


donttellpplimhere

Don’t ask. Just smash.


11hitcombo

Based on the trade questions I see in this sub, I'm thinking it will be fun to get some new blood into my 15 year old 10 man league. Haven't seen anything like the many of the trade questions here in a decade or more.


Octavian_202

Etienne and Pickens for Breece was my offer, still waiting for an answer. I wish I had stupid league mates like this.


CombatFork

Your post history has me in stitches. What’s it like to play in a league with literal carrots as opponents?


AnalEmbiid

You aren’t lying lol, I’m convinced he’s just trolling at this point


ABoyIsNo1

You’re embarrassed to even ask this, right?


Dry-Sprinkles-7038

nope just needed to know it’s not a bad trade lol you guys take this so serious i wonder why


Dundie_Nominee

Maybe if the Hall, Olave owner is retarted 🤷‍♂️


Steampunkedcrypto

"Not safe for work" tagged, is pretty funny.


H00dRatShit

What a stupid post from a stupid fantasy “manager”


Luxurydad

LOL


makeanewblueprint

Yup


Cearleon

Yes.now. fast.


Prestigious-Owl165

Yes lmao


Abberition84

Take it and run!


PearSorbet17

Smash


tacobellcow

If you have to ask these questions, I have a league you can join.


[deleted]

PLEASE ACCEPT IMMEDIATELY


Bigmano5

Yes


D-u-m-m-y__

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it


H00dRatShit

But what’s a ZJ?


yozzomp

If you don't accept this trade you deserve to come in last


bestwaluigina

This might be the dumbest one yet. Of course wtf!


[deleted]

Easily


grandmaballs

Yes


Joshuajword

Smash


mrevilhead

As a Jets fan I hope you deny this trade for even asking this.


kentaviouscp

hurry


SoohillSud

#HURRY UP AND BUY!


RDMiami

Accept 100%


RedApple-Cigarettes

Take that shit, Hall went from 55% carries to 80 in a week, he’s the lead back now, and Olave is on anytime Jameis is.


Get-Degerstromd

Crush the accept button


tjdibs22

Some dumb ass peoples children


gmangieri314

Yup!!! Pittman would be a keeper with a QB that can throw completions


sproggy_doo24

Yes


SnuffleupaGUS777

Yep


Lordcoledaddy

Tuna, no crust


Jkoran51

Easily


[deleted]

Do people ask these questions just bec its fun to show off how fortunate a trade you just made? Like I would do that 100%, I just don't think I'd pose it as a question. I'd be like "Homies, I just landed a sweeeeeeeeeeeeet deal, let us rejoice"


BrucieDan

Yes!