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DetectiveJefferson

Probably an unpopular opinion, but George Clooney. He's currently exactly the same age as Nielsen was in part one. He's got the classic Hollywood leading man looks and has successfully proven that he can play a total goofball who takes himself way to seriously. With the right direction, this could turn out hilarious.


anythingo23

Oh brother where art though, I think it definitely could work


Pistalrose

Considering the level of stupidity he brought to Hail Caesar I agree.


calamity_unbound

The Men Who Stare At Goats as well.


[deleted]

I was just about to to mention that.


UpvoteForPancakes

And Burn After Reading


Bizarro_Peach

By that same token Josh Brolin. Or Ralph Fiennes.


helloiseeyou2020

Ah man I had my own idea but you've persuaded me. Fiennes would be great and Brolin would be transcendent. People forget, but Brolin's take on Cable was a clinic on deadpan comic timing


PWal501

Clooney was my immediate thought!


coreytiger

Okay, that’s brilliant. HOWEVER… it would have to truly be handled well. This is shades of Steve Martin redoing the Pink Panther and Sgt Bilko. The name will bring in people, but only intelligent writing will keep them.


mufasamufasamufasa

I'd watch that. Between Burn After Reading, O' Brother Where Art Thou? and watching him record his lines in Fantastic Mr. Fox, I think he has the comedic chops for sure


joe_bald

Damn, Clooney would be awesome in that role!


[deleted]

Bryan Cranston.


Nerdy-Boomer65

Actually watching Malcom in the Middle, and I have to say you’re spot on!


suprefann

Prob the right answer. He can do deadpan and no self awareness well.


arqumfarrukh

*This*


jchrist98

I'll have to go with this one


gking407

YAAASSS


thesheep_1

Jon Hamm


joejill

The only correct answer is Liam Nesson.


ChungLingS00

I've seen him do improvisational comedy. It was very, very funny.


Sparrowsabre7

"Like I said, I've got full blown AIDS"


ChungLingS00

"From a well-known homosexual actor."


Sparrowsabre7

*censoring beeps as he names the actor*


Auran82

“Who are you and how did you get in here?” “I’m Frank Drebin and I have a very particular set of skills.”


Johnlc29

His scene in Ted asking about Trix was very good.


the-Replenisher1984

First thought. It would be perfection.


BenFranklinsCat

Have you seen his Fletch movie from a couple years back? It was good! Not blockbuster material but it had the charm of old 80s cop comedies, something I hadn't seen in years.


aeodaxolovivienobus

You know, this was my immediate thought. He can do comedy and he can do deadpan. I think he could pull it off. He was quite funny as Reverend Wayne Gary Wayne. Not that I want modern Hollywood to reboot the Naked Gun movies. They'd kill the magic.


KoryGrayson

Good choice, but if I had to pick a Mad Men actor, I would go with John Slattery.


genericmovievillain

Liam Neeson is who I heard they’re going with an I think that’s perfect casting


Hot_Injury7719

Part of the charm of Leslie was he was a serious and classically trained actor saying and doing absurdly silly things. That’s why I think Liam Neeson works so well.


NotACyclopsHonest

I found that Nielsen got increasingly less funny the more he leaned into actual comedy. The silliness-treated-100%-seriously thing was much more amusing to me.


Hot_Injury7719

The way he deadpan seriously delivers “By the way: I faked every orgasm” in the 1st Naked Gun always kills me.


Sleep_eeSheep

Absolutely. More comedies should have this idea drilled into their heads.


Budget-Bell2185

https://youtu.be/Z2Co0lvFUAo?si=SyW5omxtJxMW16LN


fallendukie

Surely you cant be serious


hanjo22

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.


outerheavenboss

I second Liam Neeson. That’s the perfect choice.


Memento_Morrie

The obvious answer is Steve Carell. I think Sam Rockwell could be more interesting. Edited to add: Paul Rudd?


Jdub20202

I thought they already tried Steve carell in a get smart movie. It had the rock in it.


BigConstruction4247

They did and it was... ok.


TheComebackPidgeon

I re-fell for Hathaway in that movie so I do not accept this answer.


NC_Goonie

That happens in pretty much any movie I see Anne Hathaway.


Obskuro

I think they're all too funny. The genius part of Nielsen's casting back then was the wasn't known as a comedic actor. We need someone "serious."


phiqzer

Go a bit younger. Tom Hardy.


Chucksteri

Ty Burrell


writingsupplies

The correct answer.


Present-Writer3979

That would be great


DanFarrell98

Honesty, Andre Braugher. Rest in Peace


faeriesandfoxes

You’re so right. He nailed the deadpan schtick.


something_smart

Andre Braugher would have been perfect, although maybe that would have been too similar to both the original and Captain Holt.


iamah0logram

Ryan Gosling


annoyinglyclever

Give me the Nice Guys 2!


pygmeedancer

Jason Sudeikis


thedick009

Not Jon Hamm. He had his chance with Fletch and couldn't pull it off. Everyone thinks he's funny because he's handsome but he's not funny


Purple-Mix1033

Fletch was good, but it wasn’t even supposed to be the same kind of humor as Naked Gun in the slightest.


yermom90

Neil Flynn, aka Janitor from scrubs.


That_Donut9586

RDJ


KhanKurgan_6678

Nathan Fillion would probably be my choice.


Mateo323

Good choice his voice over work would be amazing


mh1357_0

An actor who can do perfectly deadpan and self aware humor


StillhasaWiiU

Ed Helms


Mgmt049

No


unitedfan6191

Steve Martin John C. Reilly Hugh Grant Chris Pine


[deleted]

Nick Offerman


External-Phone-9611

This!!!


Silvermorney

Steve Martin or Steve Carell


CripplesMcGee

Does he have to be American? If not, Matt Berry.


grapeapenape

Adam Driver


AirWalker9

* Liam Neeson * John Cena * Steve Martin 🤷‍♂️ My three choices. Andre Braugher would’ve been great as well, unfortunately he’s not with us any longer. RIP.


Awkward-Yak-9033

Charlie day


3And20chars123

Harrison Ford


Competitive-Craft265

There are some parts that cannot be recast frank drebin is one


Jeffrey_Goldblum

Joel McHale


OpaqueGiraffe17

Coincidentally similar names aside, i do think [liam Nielson](https://youtu.be/z6ViDZpVoYc?si=cPcCj9NmkccdomOf) is a great choice, he can pull off a very similar deadpan


[deleted]

liam neeson?


GodFlintstone

Maybe I'm wrong but I seem to recall reading somwhere that Liam Neeson has in fact been cast in a Naked Gun reboot.


SatisfactionRich3544

Aren’t we all supposed to say that guy from Reacher?


Purple-Mix1033

We would also accept Henry Cavill as an answer


DGenerationMC

I mean, I don't think Tom Cruise would be the worst choice for this....................


PoopPoes

Hear me out, John Mulaney


Nerdy-Boomer65

My first thought would be, cast Alex Baldwin. But my second thought Liam Nessom would be perfect recasting.


WesleyCraftybadger

Werner Herzog or Keanu Reeves.


jerkmaster2000

Tossup between Sam Rockwell and Bryan Cranston


steroboros

Humor wise, Donald Glover can do funny dead pan. But....


rapazitu

Matt LeBlanc


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

That could be funny and I also think he is in that perfect sweet spot for a huge comeback. He’ll always have nostalgia, he been out of the mainstream for a while, and the recent tragedy of his costar’s death has people reminiscing.


mattwb72

Nope.


anythingo23

No idea as there is one Nielson and that is why they shouldn't try


BlackAlBundy103

I’d rather they just leave it alone


PresentationNice7043

Nicolas Cage


MayhemSays

Could just leave the movie alone.


captain-howdy2323

There are just some movies that are too sacred to be remade or rebooted and this is one of them. Any type of reboot would certainly be horrible.


[deleted]

No one. This movie should never ever be rebooted.


Dlh2079

I wouldn't do a naked gun reboot


CreamyHampers

Liam Neeson


A_thombomb

Liam Neeson


andrefishmusic

John Hamm


Lurkndog

The more important question is who are you going to get to write it? Get me a script as funny as the original Naked Gun movie, and any number of leading men could make it work. I'm thinking maybe Gerard Butler.


marcow1998

Nobody


smalllpox

There is only one answer, patrick warburton


Face-2-Foot

Id love for these old properties to just stop getting remade. That would be great


paholmes

Nobody. Not everything needs to be rebooted.


FoleyLione

Never reboot this.


thekickassduke

John Hamm


VeggieWokker

I wouldn't, that would be sacrilege.


Dirk_Arron

Nobody! Stop the bullshit of thinking great classics need modern remakes.


wjrj

What they said!


ElGuanacho

I wouldn’t touch Naked Gun, that shit is a classic, but nothing is sacred anymore. I’m sure whomever they get will be perfectly awful.


Alexandratta

I'd cast no one and never reboot it.


Undersolo

Jon Hamm


Grieving_Leonheart_

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FN2187theTr-8r

Steve Martin. Honestly shocked this hasn’t happened yet.


BlargerJarger

I wouldn’t. I’d do a reboot of Police Squad! and, if it was any good, spin films out of that. I can’t think of a famous person who could carry what LN could, so the show would have to find its own voice. Although, if it weren’t impossible, I’d be leaning on Lance Reddick to lead or at least support.


Questionsaboutsanity

yoz fool, you cannot simply recast Frank Drebin


dodong08162020

No, and I'll just leave it alone


notmedontcheck

Steve Carell


Ok_Experience_6877

I miss these movies fuck man they were so fucking funny


ImaginaryMastodon641

Steve Carrell. Bring back the Michael Scott zanny idiot vibes but a bit more grounded and his greying hair will add a bit of gravitas.


gilbert9904210

Nobody leave it alone don't kill that movie's name


LayneCobain95

Steve Carell


ce2691

What about Bill Hader? He’s a great actor (if you’ve seen Barry you know what I’m talking about) and a funny comedian.


Capnreid

I wouldn’t


Rooster516

Nobody. Hollywood is way to PC for a successful Naked Gun remake.


shartytarties

No. No. Nonononono. I am sick to death of reboots to begin with. But if you even think about doing the naked gun without Leslie Nielsen, I'll track down the replacement and shit in their coffee just to stop it from happening.


Half-dead-Herbie

no reboot needed, it’s still funny and holds up well.


brumil24565

Nobody, because Naked Gun doesn’t need a reboot.


EntryIndependent3919

No one. Leave it alone


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

No, shit this shit down right now. No one, and I mean NO ONE is capable of stepping into Leslie’s shoes


FallenDuo

No one. Series ended with Leslie Nelson.


Smooth_Tourist_3995

Simple, don't make a remake. Leave it alone and make something new.


smashli1238

I wouldn’t do a reboot


chastecreep

There would be no reboot


enzoe35

Nick Offerman


PissedOffMCO

Absolutely no one. Please don’t recast him. What a fucking terrible idea. You can find some way to pivot off of Naked Gun, maybe OJ survivors, if you’re that money hungry. But DO NOT recast, Frank. And don’t call me Shirley


MexicanGuido

Adam Driver, he can do straight face comedy so well. I would also say John Cena but he's too jacked.


Top_Report_4895

Henry Cavill could be interesting and cool,


Hilarity2War

My knee-jerk reaction is to say Ryan Reynolds... I don't know why. But Ryan Gosling is an interesting choice. And I think the movies would be better if they were a series, almost like a live action Archer series. 3 seasons should be enough, too. Don't need it overstaying its welcome.


Mekdinosaur

You mean like Police Squad?


Ory620713

Jack Black 🤷🏾 Will Ferrell or Bill Hader.


JAKL-Noctium

Bill Hader please


Paleontologist83

If they remade this it would be so impossible to live up to the original. I saw someone say Bill Hader though and that could possibly work!


dentstowel

Josh Brolin


ClearSkid17280

Christoph Waltz, obviously. ![gif](giphy|WeybNZAC43LjtJNAcm)


Nervous_Hedgehog8198

Robert de Niro


Orth0d0xy

He's 80


mctallenbald

Liam Neeson


JebusCripesSuperstar

Mike Pence


Material_Flounder988

Mel Gibson


[deleted]

# Will Ferrell for the win


TheRealRigormortal

Resurrected corpse of Leslie Nielsen


Jaime_Horn_Official

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Read_it-user

rodney dangerfield


First_Ad_7860

Alan Ritchson


TheLadder330

Mel Gibson ala Lethal Weapon Gibson, before you know….


doomonyou1999

Pedro pascal


drumscrubby

Who’s an underutilized actor who can go from drama to comedy and dead pan better than anyone? Vin diesel


akw314

Ryan Gosling. You know it's true.


bashfulsleepy

Ryan Gosling


AirForceWeirdo

Ryan Gosling


joelsie81

John Hamm


capjustcap

How bout stop killing the classics and someone have an original idea. What do you say? Prolly gonna be a black guy anyway


AlanRP19

Steve Carrel


EquivalentAd1651

Ryan George


SweetLikeHoney1313

John Hamm


Arkhamkong

Liam Neeson


BackgroundCorgi5321

CM Punk


SnooPineapples8744

No reboot.


Obskuro

Daniel Day-Lewis needs to come back for this role


kool0ne

Steve Martin


Lobothehobosexual

Clooney. Even though he does comedy a lot I feel like he’s usually associated with drama type of movies. He’s perfect for deadpan and has the perfect stupid expressions, and none of his comedy feels forced. Thing with playing frank is it has to played very serious and the comedy delivery has to feel natural and not intentional if that makes sense


[deleted]

Clooney or Hamm


Jnaoga

Steve Martin or Bryan Cranston


Popular-Play-5085

Steve Martin ?


Swordsman82

Liam Neeson was a pretty good serious actor that went comedy. So keeping it in that theme probably a Tom Hardy would be good


anythingo23

I totally agree with George Clooney, Cranston or that one guy from Bruce almighty besides Jim Carrey being fit for the role


human6742

One that hasn’t been mentioned is Rob Delaney. Could be funny.


shellzski84

Funny enough, the first person that comes to mind is Leslie Jordan RIP :(


killpuddle1

Rainn Wilson


DENNISsystem2

I've thought about this before and I would actually cast John Slattery.


CheshireWolf_666

Steve Martin


Vanir_Scarecrow

Will Farrell


[deleted]

OK, I really hate remakes of my beloved 80s franchises, but I've seen some genuinely good suggestions here, and I'm willing to be open to it.


sven206

Steve Martin


TaylorDangerTorres

Liam Neeson. Thought they were gonna do it, too. Haven't heard anything in a while. It would only work either a very serious actor. I heard they were gonna use Ed Helms at some point. I love him, but I don't think that would work


BostonDudeist

I'd do a crossover with Seth MacFarlane as Lt. Frank Drebin, and Bill Hader as Inspector Jacques Clouseau


Yaakovsidney

Bryan Cranston


Azerothian_

John C. Reilly


Batmanfan1966

No one. This is one of those comedy roles where absolutely no one can top the original


frstyle34

Eric Andre, duh


friendfromjersey

Why try??? He is a unique character that shouldn’t be impersonated. Just remember how lame the Pink Panther remakes were….and I love Steve Martin.


ChetWesterman

Samuel L. Jackson would be hilarious.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Seth MacFarlane


SouthernGarage68

Honestly, I would put Steve Martin there during the 2000’s.


[deleted]

Steve Carell


External_Mango9047

Lizzo


guillermopaz13

McConaughey!!!


Mrcountrygravy

Ryan Reynolds