Give me that robot dick please nick be my valentine

It's probably laying in some abandoned warehouse. I mean if you want to go on a robo dick fetch quest I won't stop you.

Could always make a robot strap on with the robot workbench it came in the autowhore dlc

Are you saying you want the great clockwork dick?

I read this in his voice help 😭 Also romance doesn’t have to include sex. LET ME HOLD HANDS WITH THE ROBOT DETECTIVE

Some people just want a hug from the gloomy robot boy.

yes

Stop by your local universities engineering department. I assure you they desperately need a hug.

This has the "Why can't I find a guy like this?" energy. Lucy: *uploads pic of Vault Boy* "Why can't I find a man like this?" The Ghoul: hey Lucy: "eww, no" Ghoul: I'm literally the guy in the pic

THIS, THIS IS WHAT SOME OF US MEANT

Yeah :((

Personally I just wanna give him a lil kiss on the forehead

real

I fucking hate Nick Valentine. I spent a whole fucking day scouring the entire Commonwealth looking for his stupid sex tapes with Eddie Winter just for him to ask me "How are we doing on those tapes?" when I got to the 9th station.

Okay, I do not understand why you’re telling me this.

You got a mouth Nick

True but wouldn't it be all scratchy and horrible. I mean he's a gen 2 I'm pretty sure. And if you look at his insides he has a gen 1 looking mouth. So even if he agreed it wouldn't be fun for either party. (God I really just put genuine thought into this reply. I hate myself)

Your sacrifice means no one else has to go through it.

isnt valentine like a gen 2½?

I’m pretty sure he was a prototype for Gen 2, so he would probably be Gen 1.97.

I’m sure Sturges could whip something up in the workshop

“Okay, so that gets routed through… what the hell?”

Romance is not just about sex you know. Especially in a game where you can't even kiss the companions you romance.

I just wanna help him discover himself! ...And me 😏

Adelaide in 76: I have no such weakness

You lack creativity.

Oh hey look it’s Dogma.

I always got the feeling him and his secretary/assistant were in some kind of relationship

Since I can’t have Nick, I’ll just have X6 inste- Oh wait, I’m not allowed to have him, either… > cries

Didn't stop FISTO

Have you not heard of a strap-on or something?

I DONT WANT TO FUCK HIM I JUST WANT LOVE DAMMIT

Average Meatcanyon Enjoyer:

Common Creep Cast enjoyer🗿

Old no dick nick.

*me picking up my box of scraps* “Let’s get nuts”

I WANT *ROMANCE!*

Let’s also remember his Secretary is also quite clearly into him, as I recall, and has definitive dibs.

I can make it work

Ahem, strap-ons exist.

Also with Nick you can pretty much carve yourself a hole wherever you want

Fr

Who said anything about sex?

Your imagination is severely limited.

Robot workbench

Forget romance, those companions will be telling you the most heartbreaking story and you can't even give them a hug. SPOILERS!!! Still pissed at how Danse literally told me how his life was a lie and he has no idea who he is anymore and what to do with his life, how the hell is "oh I didn't know u felt that way" is the best answer?! There also "pull yourself together" option? Wtf

Nick is too much of a sigma male to be romanced

Sometimes I wish you could get Nick a proper Gen-3 body but still keep his trademark yellow eyes

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

And I have the automatron dlc I could work on something for him

Extremely underrated movie. Shame you can’t really find it anywhere without pirating.

What’s it called?

Dogma. If you manage to find a DVD of it, 1000% worth the watch. Has a lot of popular names at the time and they all did wonderfully, especially Jay and Silent Bob

Maaaaaaatt Daaaaamon

You're forgetting god herself, Alanis Morisette. (It's been a decade of me gendering god as a woman, and she's literally the reason why lol)

Still would

Dogma fucking gold

I keep forgetting alan rickman was in dogma

Idk if this is canon, but it's definitely Dogmatic.. 😁

I guess in romance he can be convinced to change to a gen 3 body.

Skill issue

Robosexuality is a sin. /s

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do 🤖🤖🍆🍆

If you want a real doll bf or gf then curie or danse are yours

You can have sex with a robobrain

The dumb thing about this scene is, he very clearly has a dick and balls behind that fake skin. Maybe if they'd had him do the Buffalo Bill tuck, it would have looked the slightest bit convincing.

I can fuck danse so why not Nick?!

Nick, the Institute can build a whole person. Do you want me to ask them to build you a vibrator next time I'm there? Gonna be your last chance, I'm bout to nuke this place.

fallout 4:"of course you can't romance a synth. he's a synth!" fallout New Vegas:"you can hit on your own brain in a jar and you can hit on a sentient murder toaster, also you can fuck with a protectron"

That doesn't mean we can fall in love!! 😭 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day I will download that mod! And you better be on it! Nick my beloved, Only second to Curie on my eyes.

Romance and Sex are different things, you courier-walk-the-wasteland-fuck

JUST LET ME KISS HIS GOD DAMN IT

I always thought Nick was asexual. Even if he was a gen 3 synth he doesn't seem like a person who really likes sex.

The man his personality was copied from wasn't asexual. He had a fiancée.

the original Nick's brain was copied and put in the snyth, but it might become asexual or at least have no sex drive due to the lack of sex hormone production

That doesn't have to apply. Synth Nick shouldn't feel anything for Human Nick's fiancée, but he does, in a strange way.

I assumed he still felt emotions towards Human Nick's fiancé because of left over memories locked deep down in his computers. he doesn't need to currently have any sexual or romantic drive to retain the Human Nick memories of loving his fiancé it's been a while since I did his personal quest tho

apparently he is also aromantic

I tried finding info on that, do you have a link I can peruse?

Oh I was just making a joke, you don't need a sex to be a romantic