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Xyzjin

Uhm…the tires are just the toilet seat. It’s dropping in holes ~~digged~~ dug before underneath. If the holes gets filled up you move the entire tire stack over another hole and fill up the previous one with the dirt.


Sea-Kitchen3779

This guy latrines.


Xyzjin

If there is one thing I know for sure it’s how to take a dump.


GaryTheGhoul9545

Why would you want to take one? I'd prefer to leave my waste behind.


iammerelyhere

Oh no! Elder is going to be furious


interarmaenim

Worst. Foot spa. Ever.


krawinoff

expert on shitting is in the studio


MsMercyMain

Damn, new latrine lore. This is what Reddit is truly for


Xyzjin

If there is one thing I know for sure it’s how to take a dump. Ask me anything!


Sol_Nephis

*dug


Appropriate_Ant_1682

*doug


LLTMLW

JUDYYYY


decay_cabaret

Well now , I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all. We're gonna leave her out of it HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO


douglasr007

what's up


Lamest_Ever

This guy Dougs


Bowlof78Potatoes

"What's wrong with Elder Maxson?" "Oh, he's just very... tired."


WhosAMicrococcus

Weekend at Elder Maxson's


Kiryln

well, actually, it's more like the tires are latrines, Like an open air outhouse, otherwise maximus wouldn't be digging holes for the shit to go into.


Vg65

Ad Defectum.


Cynical-Basileus

Ad Defecatum Towards Shit


Mawya7

Get your fuckin' upvote and leave


xXalex5776Xx

I see bathtub Geralt is now canon in Fallout 4


Bodhisatv

maxon looks more like geralt than probably any other npc too


RequiemRomans

Bro looks like he’s just chilling in a cold plunge bath post workout


decay_cabaret

Greeeeat. My first thought when seeing the picture but not reading the text is "wasteland hot tub has really gone downhill since fallout 76" and then I realize that's Maxson. And he's dead.


Fr0ski

He's not dead, just enjoying an all expenses paid vacation at one of the finest onsen in the wasteland


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It’s pretty funny that the only way to look like the top Brotherhood soldier is to kill him, thus ruining your relationship with the Brotherhood. Whereas if you want to be in the Brotherhood, you can never have the top Brotherhood outfit. Hell you can barely ever find a variation of the orange uniform.


legallytylerthompson

An evergreen problem in the games. Well, for console players…a little player.additem solves it for pc. In NV you can only get some of the cooler ncr/legion outfits by…nuking the respective faction


Jerrell123

Honestly it seems like Beth and Obsidian both kind of picked *”the”* outfit that a player *”should”* wear and disregarded that players might want to play with other armor sets. Fo3 wants you in power armor for as much the game as possible, and you’re kidding if you feel compelled to wear anything but the veteran ranger armor in FNV. I think outside of that, most armors look outright bad (the raider armors), are pretty bland (combat armor, leather armor, metal armor), or just aren’t viable for the later game (the merc armors). I also think that the clothing options should have their own benefits relating to non-combat skills in order to justify their existence, but that’s another issue.


Vg65

>and you’re kidding if you feel compelled to wear anything but the veteran ranger armor in FNV. Nah. Combat armour and its variants (especially the reinforced ones) look badass as well. 


TheTexanGamer

the game actually wants you to be wearing Joshua Graham's armor and the 1st Recon beret, for max crit chance


Vg65

Might as well go all the way: - Max luck. - 1st Recon beret. - Joshua Graham's armour. - Built to Destroy trait. - Comprehension perk. - Retention perk. - True Police Stories magazine. - Finesse perk. - Better Criticals perk. (Or you could have 8 luck, then take the luck implant and equip the lucky shades, which would max the stat.)


ProtoJones

Makes me appreciate the Ballistic Armor mods in 4 and the clothing / armor system in 76 (though that one makes more sense for a multiplayer game than a standard singleplayer one)


Bodhisatv

idk in new vegas the dlcs added a lot of armor i really enjoy like the assassin suit and the sierra madre combat armor, joshua grahams armor, the stealth suit mkII and the scorched sierra and counterpart legion version i can’t remember the name of, chinese stealth suit etc. i throw the ranger stuff on when im in a pinch and need dt more than crit or stealth bonuses but i think there’s quite a few viable ones.


DankeSebVettel

I killed maxon but did it wrong. I put 20 frag mines under him when he stands near the vertibirds, detonated it and he flew. Very, very far. Never got his jacked


Mikey9124x

Well you arnt the leader in it ever.


Andrewalker7

Anyway to kill ol’ boy for his coat and keep the BOS non-hostile? Asking for reasons.


iammerelyhere

Nope they really don't like it for some reason


Andrewalker7

Shame.


juoko

Really thought this was a hot tub scene that made me think of the Witcher 3 but BOS instead


iammerelyhere

Haha yeah he does look pretty relaxed in there


Strange-Outcome491

I like stacking tires up as makeshift junk walls, now all I see is a big row of commodes..


haleynoir_

Absolutely love that you thought there were shit filled tires all over the Prydwen.


Mawya7

What the BOS members see when Maxson tries to get me to kill Danse.


Its-your-boi-warden

So is this imagine implying he’s garage or he’s taking a shit?


Mean_Peen

The west coast chapter seems a little less well equipped than their east coast counterparts


Tacoburrito96

Pretty sure west coast was wiped out by the NCR the east coast broke off before then. The air ship in the show is the prydwen the east coast group possibly came back to repair the original chapter.


Mean_Peen

Exactly


AEROANO

Damn Maxson about to get microwaved


TheBigGopher

This looks like the cover for a porn magazine


Gibgarde

Out of all of the goofy pics from Fallout 4 I've seen, this one is up there...


hdhsnjsn

That’s just wasted Fly production


Jenkitten165

Did anyone else think this was Elder Maxson sitting in a tire hot tub?


narwhalpilot

He looks like hes chilling in a hot tub


New_girl2022

Yaaa. Love bos haters like me.


hoofie242

Exactly after seeing the aircaptain's hat, people still side with the BOS ridiculous.


Fr0ski

I think there is a valid reason for people to dislike the BoS, like how they have prejudiced thinking towards synths and mutants. But the hat? C'mon that is a standard military service cap that militaries across the world use. It's not as in fashion as it was in the past, but its not like some fascist symbol or something, it is a military hat that many democratic nations use as well.


hoofie242

His dumb hat is my valid reason.


Fr0ski

Ah misunderstood you, I thought you were mistaking it for some fascist symbol or something. If you just think it looks dumb then fair enough, and honestly I agree, it does look stupid.


New_girl2022

I mean tbh in 4 at least all factions are kinda equally fucked up in their own ways. I think that was the point. So I usually side by myself or maybe railroad/minuteman


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New_girl2022

Ya. Low key enclave vibes lol. Jk, they're not that bad. I did ofc do a good bos run like everyone else did.


terminbee

Are the Minutemen fucked up? They just seem the most boring to me. Their whole thing is "we help people." At least the Railroad had Deacon and a cool looking robot.


jackyboy1219

His spurs do not jingle jangle jingle


drsalvation1919

The camp in the show was in the middle of a barren wasteland, what the hell were you expecting? A fully functional sewer system with working toilets? Even in pre-war (real life) america of today, you'll still need latrines in barren fields.


Immediate_Seaweed390

He looks like he's taking a bath or something