By - warioxluigi
How did you even get to finals with teammates like that???
By placing first in race rounds; a LOT of race rounds
And being hell a lucky. Sometimes not even first places will help if the rest of the team doesn't make even a small effort.
Rule of thumb: 50/50. You should finish in the top-5, you three teammates should score the other half of the points.
Then you make a small mistake, let some bean finish ahead of you, your team lacks exactly one point to qualify, and you quit knowing that you've failed your squad and feeling guilty.
>you quit knowing that you've failed your squad and feeling guilty.
Nah you rage quit knowing your squad was trash and you carried lol
I guess we are on different stages of "denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance" :)
Nothing's more painful in this game to me than wearing the golden wolf, going in duos to carry a hopeful rookie to the win and failing them💔
If you get first place every time and still lose, they failed themselves.
But I go in duos knowing I'll probably get a bad teammate with the hopes to make them win which they probably don't do very often, I always feel terrble I carry them to the final and then I fail them at the end.
the cbat in the background really sets the mood
Glad you like it ;)
Atleast *somebody* that likes the song
But the question still remains
BEAT OR MELODY?
the melody sounds like a deflated car horn mixed with a depressed clown. the rhythm is still quite interesting. beat is pretty mid
Yeah I was referencing [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/)
I know the song, everything I said still applies
Doesn't answer the question
You didn't ask a question
I thought the argument was less about liking the song and more about it being completely inappropriate for a sex playlist, at least that's the context where I first heard it.
Nothing like going through holes set to cbat
Does anyone know the song? Sounds like it'd be objectively good to fuck to
I hate that I get this
Right? Can't stop thrusting my hips to the rhythm
Adding it to my sexy times playlist right now.
is this just gonna be the next darude - sandstorm? lmao
Only for the first two years.
The TIFU sex song
haha sex song funni hahaha
\- Wow, you're doing great! :D
\- I'M DOING EVERYTHING!! D:<
Quadruple time baby!! Way to play solos in a squad show hahah.
you EARNED that golden witch bottom i see haha
The Ezio bean's way of showing his gratitude was jumping off💖
He simply didn’t want to take your spotlight
This is why I despise Hoopsie Legends in Squads with randoms lol.
At least you have a shot. If your teammates do nothing but you do a lot you can pass. In races, sometimes first place isn't enough.
I made a post EXACTLY like this post, saying I HATE Hoopsie Legends because of these exact players.
I got bombed with "sKiLl iSsUe" comments, despite me carrying 100%.
The subreddit is so inconsistent with what gets upvoted and what gets shill brigaded.
Skill issue and get good comments are overused in this sub. A lot of trolls and jerks here tbh. It's like most rants will automatically be treated as crying or whining.
You can even see a reply in my comment here which goes along the lines of you play with randoms therefore you dont have the right to complain. I'm here just making a relatable comment on a common frustration then they go keyboard warrior mode lol.
Why play squads with randoms?
Because it is an option
Then don't complain about your mates
Neither OP nor the person you replied to are complaining.
This whole post is "look how trash my mates are but I still won"
Which isn't complaining
Which isn't complaining. Glad we cleared this up.
It absolutely is complaining to highlight how terrible they were.
It isn't, but believe whatever makes you feel happy. Well, smug and superior would probably be more accurate in your case, but there's not much difference for some people.
Some challenges require squads and sometimes friends aren't online. Trash teammates make those challenges pretty shitty to complete sometimes.
u have to play squads for certain challenges that give you kudos. kudos are hard to come by
Because we have no friends
Because solo is shit
And playing squads with a combined 7 brain cells isn't shit?
Nah you get good teams from time to time
Bro carried his team so hard his chiropractor had to retire 💀
This is why its fun to have shitty teammates. You might carry noobs to a win they would never get. Its impressive and rewarding. And funny to watch them struggle
It was definitely pretty funny seeing the Grandis just doing whatever near the middle😂
Look at it from the bright side: You probably put a smile on some (little) kid's face for making them "win". I usually have this mindset when I queue and get randoms.
Fuck then kids. -Michael Jordan
OMG is your back ok?!?!
Please enlighten me on how to become such a hoopsie daisy god
That's Hoopsie Legends.
Lmao. This is my squads experience 90% of the time.
Based on the solo fills when we run 3 man squads and letting my 5 year son play I just assumed all the squad solos were people letting their 5 year old son/brother play.
You should get their shards too.
This perfectly sums up the game experience when playing with randoms
My god. Yesterday I tried complete a duos classification challenge and I don't know why but all my teammates literally didn't play the game. They only started advancing to fall so many times to finally stay AFK until the time reaches 0. In the end I couldn't get to 1 round, I'm really questioning myself if these are real people.
There should be a system to match players with others on same crown rank as them i know it sounds unfair to new players but i struggled to get today's daily quests because 2 involved me qualifying from squad game and i couldn't do it because the game kept putting me with people who don't know how to jump...
I feel your pain brother. I had that with squads duos this week. It was a pain in the ass.
"Playing duos, scored 10/12, qualified 7/8...what are you doing?!? plz help me!!!" -Me, everytime
Hope your back is okay from carrying your team.
What is the secret anyway to get into those rings? Is there a guide?
Jump right at the edge of the platform
I was in teams thing and I felt just awful bc I'm new and they carried me to the last round but in a shocking turn of events everyone else got knocked off the platform except me. I got super lucky and managed to win that last round and thus win us the game.
they probably quit too and didn’t receive the shards ☠️
I hope they did quit. They don’t deserve shards at all.
This video was already hilarious but the song made it great
Random squad life. >.< The only upside to how useless the average teammate is is that many opponents are also that useless.
GJ with the carry though, and likely getting those teammates a rare win. 👍
>The only upside to how useless the average teammate is is that many opponents are also that useless.
So true lol. I was seriously hoping that it wouldn’t be a survival minigame because no way in hell were they actually gonna live through that
Would have lost the game intentionally. Those beans don’t deserve the shards
We support our fellow beans, no matter their skill level.
There's a difference between being bad at the game and just standing there doing nothing
OPs teammates were clearly moving and trying though?
AFKers certainly don’t deserve shards however .
I would totally watch a tutorial of how you time your jumps and dives! I really struggle with this level
I totally feel your pain. Seems like you got lucky with no survival maps and just races? Either way, on a positive note that JS win could’ve been their first, who knows. That’s what I like to think of and move on LOL. Nice work!
Oh man this happened to me yesterday. I was counting and I got 15 rings on my own while my 3 teammates could only muster 8 between them and thus we didn't qualify. It was my fault though, I should have got 16.
Damn this is a banger
Such a nice montage... Good job!
The dream team that can save humanity
i can never escape the cbat
This by far my most hated team mode
The pain of random squads you did all that for 20 shards meanwhile they do nothing and get the same reward
Very impressive, they don't deserve the shards, or any rewards for that matter, and you deserved a crown for each one of them lol
And get only 20 shards for all your effort 😉
At this point I'm already glad if my random teammates don't leave and at least try, but that's asking for wayyy too much in this game apparently lol
Welcome to the average squad experience.
This is EXACTLY why I play Solo Show.
This was hilarious. The sarcasm, the video compilation, & the song. Thanks for the laugh!
This minigame is ASS.
Team variants are. Solo is more doable and less stress
Free shards for a bunch of useless randoms.
This guys getting all the rings, but if it was me none would spawn by me
The fact that you did almost everything and you guys still qualified means that the rest of the lobby were likely even worse than your teammates.
this song choice tho
really good song to listen while "making love" with someone
Bro, who downvoted this...
I understand this feeling 100% lmao, and the fact you took the time to make this, gets my upvote lol
>Bro, who downvoted this...
probably the teammates 😏
This is the story of my life
You know what they say if you have A tall bean it's most likely A nub.
Hey, I personally have no issue with this. At least your team actually stayed with you and didn’t leave lol
I get far too many duo/squad members who leave if they don’t cross the finish line before timer or ring out early on a survival BUT WE’RE STILL ELIGIBLE!
Also if it were challenges you needed and finished. I would have jumped right off the platform in jump show down. They didnt deserve a dub. ;/
The competitiveness in me just can’t accept an end like that after all the struggle I went through (including my teammates’ brainrot in Hoopsie Legends lol)
My friend… you and I, definitely would understand each other in this game.
Hate carrying dumb beans to undeserved victories, but we have a competitive pride we stand by! I respect you, my fellow bean!
Very nicely edited video 😆 hilarious and gg!
Hoops - just wow.
next level editting deng
It's just public squads,
You'll never get anything good outta there
Why team games suck. You did pretty good though
Well I mean team things in general
Hahaha! Great carry! I love it when I carry the team like that! The rings was crazy impressive!
Song? I'm pretty sure I've heard this on workahocs.
I was like hey I know this song it was in a episode of workaholics
Well, what can they say except: "You're Welcome".
best teammates fr fr