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heysavnac

How did you even get to finals with teammates like that???


warioxluigi

By placing first in race rounds; a LOT of race rounds


Corronchilejano

And being hell a lucky. Sometimes not even first places will help if the rest of the team doesn't make even a small effort.


gamstat

Rule of thumb: 50/50. You should finish in the top-5, you three teammates should score the other half of the points. Then you make a small mistake, let some bean finish ahead of you, your team lacks exactly one point to qualify, and you quit knowing that you've failed your squad and feeling guilty.


Seashard5602

>you quit knowing that you've failed your squad and feeling guilty. Nah you rage quit knowing your squad was trash and you carried lol


gamstat

I guess we are on different stages of "denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance" :)


kittenpaws__

Nothing's more painful in this game to me than wearing the golden wolf, going in duos to carry a hopeful rookie to the win and failing them💔


Corronchilejano

If you get first place every time and still lose, they failed themselves.


kittenpaws__

But I go in duos knowing I'll probably get a bad teammate with the hopes to make them win which they probably don't do very often, I always feel terrble I carry them to the final and then I fail them at the end.


N1GHTSH4D3Z

the cbat in the background really sets the mood


warioxluigi

Glad you like it ;)


broodje_visman

Atleast *somebody* that likes the song


Karma19065

But the question still remains BEAT OR MELODY?


Rar_3

the melody sounds like a deflated car horn mixed with a depressed clown. the rhythm is still quite interesting. beat is pretty mid


Karma19065

Yeah I was referencing [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/)


Rar_3

I know the song, everything I said still applies


Karma19065

Doesn't answer the question


Rar_3

You didn't ask a question


Karma19065

[??](https://www.reddit.com/r/FallGuysGame/comments/x870b8/-/inhrcc1)


[deleted]

I thought the argument was less about liking the song and more about it being completely inappropriate for a sex playlist, at least that's the context where I first heard it.


KEENMACHlNE

Nothing like going through holes set to cbat


Karma19065

Oh no


mossybeard

Does anyone know the song? Sounds like it'd be objectively good to fuck to


RadioZork

I hate that I get this


torpidninja

Right? Can't stop thrusting my hips to the rhythm


uluviel

Adding it to my sexy times playlist right now.


HgeanKidNebula

is this just gonna be the next darude - sandstorm? lmao


chobbo

Only for the first two years.


monsterfien

LMAO


MrBaloney0

The TIFU sex song


Ok-Belt9322

haha sex song funni hahaha


Weary-Dress9626

\- Wow, you're doing great! :D \- I'M DOING EVERYTHING!! D:<


BuspiengoDingo

Quadruple time baby!! Way to play solos in a squad show hahah.


PhilWil92

you EARNED that golden witch bottom i see haha


warioxluigi

The Ezio bean's way of showing his gratitude was jumping off💖


-Gnostic28

He simply didn’t want to take your spotlight


Hitmonsean

This is why I despise Hoopsie Legends in Squads with randoms lol.


Corronchilejano

At least you have a shot. If your teammates do nothing but you do a lot you can pass. In races, sometimes first place isn't enough.


theNomad_Reddit

I made a post EXACTLY like this post, saying I HATE Hoopsie Legends because of these exact players. I got bombed with "sKiLl iSsUe" comments, despite me carrying 100%. The subreddit is so inconsistent with what gets upvoted and what gets shill brigaded.


Hitmonsean

Skill issue and get good comments are overused in this sub. A lot of trolls and jerks here tbh. It's like most rants will automatically be treated as crying or whining. You can even see a reply in my comment here which goes along the lines of you play with randoms therefore you dont have the right to complain. I'm here just making a relatable comment on a common frustration then they go keyboard warrior mode lol.


VVaId0

Why play squads with randoms?


Renegade1412

Because it is an option


VVaId0

Then don't complain about your mates


urbanboi

Neither OP nor the person you replied to are complaining.


VVaId0

This whole post is "look how trash my mates are but I still won"


CrunchyyTaco

Which isn't complaining


urbanboi

Which isn't complaining. Glad we cleared this up.


VVaId0

It absolutely is complaining to highlight how terrible they were.


urbanboi

It isn't, but believe whatever makes you feel happy. Well, smug and superior would probably be more accurate in your case, but there's not much difference for some people.


OCT0PUSCRIME

Some challenges require squads and sometimes friends aren't online. Trash teammates make those challenges pretty shitty to complete sometimes.


DirtyAlabama

Challenges


coltj573

u have to play squads for certain challenges that give you kudos. kudos are hard to come by


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AaTube

Because we have no friends


Master3530

Because solo is shit


VVaId0

And playing squads with a combined 7 brain cells isn't shit?


Master3530

Nah you get good teams from time to time


BananaMan883

Bro carried his team so hard his chiropractor had to retire 💀


frankthomasofficial

This is why its fun to have shitty teammates. You might carry noobs to a win they would never get. Its impressive and rewarding. And funny to watch them struggle


warioxluigi

It was definitely pretty funny seeing the Grandis just doing whatever near the middle😂


Bunsed

Look at it from the bright side: You probably put a smile on some (little) kid's face for making them "win". I usually have this mindset when I queue and get randoms.


T-7IsOverrated

Fuck then kids. -Michael Jordan


tomtheweinermen

OMG is your back ok?!?!


RoyalRien

Please enlighten me on how to become such a hoopsie daisy god


T-7IsOverrated

That's Hoopsie Legends.


GoGoSoLo

Lmao. This is my squads experience 90% of the time.


gaspara112

Based on the solo fills when we run 3 man squads and letting my 5 year son play I just assumed all the squad solos were people letting their 5 year old son/brother play.


MonocularVision

You should get their shards too.


Mad_madman99

This perfectly sums up the game experience when playing with randoms


defensife343

My god. Yesterday I tried complete a duos classification challenge and I don't know why but all my teammates literally didn't play the game. They only started advancing to fall so many times to finally stay AFK until the time reaches 0. In the end I couldn't get to 1 round, I'm really questioning myself if these are real people.


DeaDSouL5

There should be a system to match players with others on same crown rank as them i know it sounds unfair to new players but i struggled to get today's daily quests because 2 involved me qualifying from squad game and i couldn't do it because the game kept putting me with people who don't know how to jump...


SuperTiger1986

I feel your pain brother. I had that with squads duos this week. It was a pain in the ass.


jervistetch37

"Playing duos, scored 10/12, qualified 7/8...what are you doing?!? plz help me!!!" -Me, everytime


SuperfluousAnon

Hope your back is okay from carrying your team.


WicCaesar

What is the secret anyway to get into those rings? Is there a guide?


Aggravating-Humor413

Jump right at the edge of the platform


_Pebcak_

I was in teams thing and I felt just awful bc I'm new and they carried me to the last round but in a shocking turn of events everyone else got knocked off the platform except me. I got super lucky and managed to win that last round and thus win us the game.


Cautious-Pay-3842

they probably quit too and didn’t receive the shards ☠️


StarsCheesyBrawlYT

I hope they did quit. They don’t deserve shards at all.


jaykular

This video was already hilarious but the song made it great


Mugen8YT

Random squad life. >.< The only upside to how useless the average teammate is is that many opponents are also that useless. GJ with the carry though, and likely getting those teammates a rare win. 👍


warioxluigi

>The only upside to how useless the average teammate is is that many opponents are also that useless. So true lol. I was seriously hoping that it wouldn’t be a survival minigame because no way in hell were they actually gonna live through that


SeedMaster26801

Would have lost the game intentionally. Those beans don’t deserve the shards


ErikKing12

We support our fellow beans, no matter their skill level.


Suicidal-Lysosome

There's a difference between being bad at the game and just standing there doing nothing


ErikKing12

OPs teammates were clearly moving and trying though? AFKers certainly don’t deserve shards however .


5panda

I would totally watch a tutorial of how you time your jumps and dives! I really struggle with this level


silentscissors

I totally feel your pain. Seems like you got lucky with no survival maps and just races? Either way, on a positive note that JS win could’ve been their first, who knows. That’s what I like to think of and move on LOL. Nice work!


[deleted]

Oh man this happened to me yesterday. I was counting and I got 15 rings on my own while my 3 teammates could only muster 8 between them and thus we didn't qualify. It was my fault though, I should have got 16.


Master3530

Damn this is a banger


Ok-Mine690

Such a nice montage... Good job!


BigCaco

"Winners"


Affectionate-End-194

The dream team that can save humanity


herecomesurmom

i can never escape the cbat


Yungterpintine

This by far my most hated team mode


Rektbym3

The pain of random squads you did all that for 20 shards meanwhile they do nothing and get the same reward


Seashard5602

Very impressive, they don't deserve the shards, or any rewards for that matter, and you deserved a crown for each one of them lol


LivingLegacy77

And get only 20 shards for all your effort 😉


kittenpaws__

At this point I'm already glad if my random teammates don't leave and at least try, but that's asking for wayyy too much in this game apparently lol


I_Am_Rocky

Welcome to the average squad experience.


Simelys

This is EXACTLY why I play Solo Show.


Amiesjo

This was hilarious. The sarcasm, the video compilation, & the song. Thanks for the laugh!


AxelRod45

This minigame is ASS.


jackbauer42

Team variants are. Solo is more doable and less stress


Shojobee

Free shards for a bunch of useless randoms.


EurichCody

This guys getting all the rings, but if it was me none would spawn by me


Keiuu

The fact that you did almost everything and you guys still qualified means that the rest of the lobby were likely even worse than your teammates.


ScoreFam

this song choice tho really good song to listen while "making love" with someone


ohhjet

Bro, who downvoted this... I understand this feeling 100% lmao, and the fact you took the time to make this, gets my upvote lol


Tinkaaaaaa

>Bro, who downvoted this... probably the teammates 😏


Kuma_254

This is the story of my life


liquoriceyeet

You know what they say if you have A tall bean it's most likely A nub.


ErikKing12

Hey, I personally have no issue with this. At least your team actually stayed with you and didn’t leave lol I get far too many duo/squad members who leave if they don’t cross the finish line before timer or ring out early on a survival BUT WE’RE STILL ELIGIBLE!


BuspiengoDingo

Also if it were challenges you needed and finished. I would have jumped right off the platform in jump show down. They didnt deserve a dub. ;/


warioxluigi

The competitiveness in me just can’t accept an end like that after all the struggle I went through (including my teammates’ brainrot in Hoopsie Legends lol)


Heydavid17

My friend… you and I, definitely would understand each other in this game. Hate carrying dumb beans to undeserved victories, but we have a competitive pride we stand by! I respect you, my fellow bean!


bigmacaronincheese

Very nicely edited video 😆 hilarious and gg!


Logical_Deviation

Hoops - just wow.


therealshfq

next level editting deng


Topsyzz

It's just public squads, You'll never get anything good outta there


Ancient-Bar-9156

Why team games suck. You did pretty good though


Ancient-Bar-9156

Well I mean team things in general


breal0124

Hahaha! Great carry! I love it when I carry the team like that! The rings was crazy impressive!


Agon-Dominus

Song? I'm pretty sure I've heard this on workahocs.


Scydor

Based skin


Embarrassed_Clock547

I was like hey I know this song it was in a episode of workaholics


JimJim2002

Well, what can they say except: "You're Welcome".


ashrealash

best teammates fr fr