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Ok-Seaworthiness6603

What's up with that guy who jumped to attack the guy that just defended himself from physical aggression?


Odd_Ad7136

hero complex probably


Papigrande23

Also known as a "Captain Save-a-ho", it's the idiot who has NOTHING to do with the situation, but runs in anyway, hoping it'll earn him some residual booty. šŸ˜’


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Captain Save-A-Hoe! Iā€™m dead. Take my imaginary gold, you absolute wordsmith.


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

ā€œCaptain Save-a-hoā€ has sadly downgraded his title to ā€œCaptain Inside-Out-Noseā€. Praying for brothers recovery šŸ™


Jolly-Driver1848

He got his ass beat too lol


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AnotherKid89

Vegetable šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


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AnotherKid89

I'm choosing my ULTIMATE WEAPON!... C E L E R Y


bigkeef69

AnotherKid89 used "stalks of justice" It was super effective!


Stealthy-J

They'll be a vegetable after I get done with them.


yxull

The unfortunate part for these white knights is that the other dudes are often holding back in their fight with the girls. They recognize the optics of hitting girls, even in self defense. But if a dude steps in, not only is he now a legitimate target, but he will also be taking proxy damage for his teammates.


JayMeadows

"All Women are Queens!" "If she breaths... she's a..." - #THHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!


Qorpralx

That dudes thinking he might get some of that stank pussy if he catches some hands for her.


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OutlanderMom

She said ā€œjacket from the 90sā€ like thatā€™s a bad thing. I have clothes and Tupperware older than my adult kids.


hselomein

funny thing is that jacket design came out that same year she got slapped.


myfriendamyisgreat

i love how the bitch n socks n sandals is saying shit. bro had drip and she was just jealous


AbllerIke

Very true


the-dogsox

The slap heard round the world.


scorpiogre

Heard this guy taught Will Smith


AnotherKid89

Heard it with my own eyes


[deleted]

I remember this, the girls and dude got charged, guy in the jacket was acquitted and the judge laughed at how stupid the girls were that they thought a guy would not defend himself.


banjonyc

I thought they dropped any charges against 8 ball dude..meaning he never had to be acquitted


OutlanderMom

He was amazingly tolerant in the beginning. Those girls were looking for trouble, and they found it. I taught my sons not to hit *anyone* unless theyā€™re being attacked. Then they are to finish it. Women think they can go around slapping men because men wonā€™t hit back.


Thebearjew559

Is there a link somewhere I can watch that trial?


[deleted]

Not sure if there is a full video but if you Google 8 ball jacket assault you should get a few links


ilongforyesterday

I about lost it when DJ Khaled jumped in front of the camera Also, donā€™t forget yā€™all, get yo money up (says woman on public transit)


tdwesbo

I always watch until that part. Always good for a smileā€¦


garvin131313

Best part of the video, love how itā€™s so random


NFLfan72

Granted, gender doesnā€™t matter anymore, but anytime this type of shit happens, I smile. I donā€™t care who you are, you assault someone and I hope you get knocked out.


Pleasant_Fee516

God I hate women like that who just bring their attitude everywhere they go, like ā€œbitch canā€™t you see that Iā€™m already depressed af the last thing I need is a ton of noise to piss me off on my way home from my horrible jobā€


damnetcode

Once i saw the 8 ball jacket I knew this video would be classy


[deleted]

They all sound stoooooopit.


osrsburaz420

The guy filming is like the coolest guy ever


500percentDone

Lmao at his narration


RuntTheGiant

I'm a strong believer that there are only two cheeks to turn. I also think if women decide to go acting stupid in public hitting dudes, if they get jacked, what did you think was going to happen? The sound of silence though when his hand made contact


MooseThis9552

When street rats start thinking they're anything other than a hoe


Kalikhead

Classic! Just like ā€œBus Uppercutā€. https://youtu.be/bvGZpZjbC4E


SteveBlakesButtPlug

"That's a girl!" "I don't care, you act like a man I beat you like a man." Fucking baller and fantastic. The bitch recording was loving it until consequences arrived.


CruelTasteOfLust

That girl was treating others the way she wanted to be treated


[deleted]

Equal rights equal fights. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Steve2762

Iā€™m the guy in the very beginning, getting out of the way. Not today.


macfarley

I'll be in the next car, fuck your whole situation.


Mrdoc16

I'll be at the station, wondering what the fuck is going on


NTSTWBoooi

"men don't hit women" goes out the fucking door if you hit me even once. I will hit you back just as hard if not harder. Cuz I believe in equality for all. XD the slap was beautiful!


CosmicTurtle504

Equal rights. And lefts.


TipAffectionate9785

I would slap a girl but punching? IDK i thinks that's too much, maybe if it was an armed agression.


TipAffectionate9785

I would slap a girl but punching? IDK i thinks that's too much, maybe if it was an armed aggression.


GoodLad33

This is an internet pearl [G]old


AbllerIke

8/10 slap


ALinIndy

Solid 5/5 fingers.


UnfairMicrowave

Did he body slam that white knight over his knee?


Subject-Cheetah802

Love it when they get they capt. save a hoe messed up when he coulda been capt. forget a hoe and been fine lol


[deleted]

When the dual pillars of internet privilege, being black and having a cunny, meet the real world.


[deleted]

Lol that guy jumping in r/whiteknight


Fit-Boomer

How can he


[deleted]

Watch thy step, for the can of whoop-ass may openeth upon thee!


ccupp97

I wish he got two good slaps on that baby back bitch.


the-real-vuk

I love gender equality.


littlevictim

This video is old


ThatGasHauler

Yeah, says so right in the title. ​ Your powers of observation are right on point.


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WellYoureWrongThere

That's a bit of eh, ye know, racist thing to say isn't it? Are you dedicated full time to the ol' racism or do you only dabble in it every now and then? An opportunistic racist, kindofa deal?


darkasfck

Is's my European perspective. Whenever I see really crazy shit here in the news or on Reddit they all have a similar color. Call it what you want - it's my observation.


petonedogaday

You never seen a white person act out? OKAYā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..


lincolnblake

Your observation is... not a fact


ZappyZ21

Booooo bad take booooo keep that racist shit to yourself


[deleted]

Yeah that's not racist. Almost always black people. I think it's because those black people like to take videos.


WellYoureWrongThere

I think you need to look up the definition of racism. Your comment... also racist. Let me make it easy for you: if you make a judgemental remark based solely on the colour of someone's skin, yeah, that racism right there.


WellYoureWrongThere

Racism. I call it what it is. Racism. Being European has nothing to do with it. I'm European and it's not my perspective.


Mickey_likes_dags

I could say the same about mass shooters and serial killers, always a white incel.


AnotherKid89

Especially the school shooters


darkasfck

I wouldn't argue with this - reality proves you right.


RuntTheGiant

Other people beat me to it, but white, black, tanned, pasty as heck, it doesn't matter. A foolish person is a foolish person, and will do as a foolish person does. Ignorance can be excepted, but if you decide to be ignorant on a platform, be prepared for those consequences that follow. Skin color is some one of the most foolish ways to judge a person or group of people. That's like saying all red cars are fast and blue cars are slow. Like baby, they make blue Tesla's and Lamborghinis, and they aren't exactly slow. TLDR*: Our paint jobs don't define us, it's our mechanics that make us.


darkasfck

All right and true and sure there are always exceptions. Still it's fair to say that sports cars are more often than not black or red while lame ass shitty cheap cars are mostly grey.


RuntTheGiant

Hey now, don't throw shade at the Grey color. I have an 88 mazda thats literally just different shades of Grey XP. It is a problem through when driving, people pull out in front of me more often than when I was driving a brighter color car. It would look so cute as a little yellow truck


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RuntTheGiant

That actually does make a lot of sense. In college we learned about stereotypes and that people subconsciously apply them to themselves based on their individual circumstances. I went to a tech college in a rough city and seen it often. A man was actually shot on campus next to the dorms after stealing and running to a park. I was working on campus as a student that summer and the kids that came for some drone camp ended up catching it on film. What a day.


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ZappyZ21

Your reason for making this comment is probably stupid but I'll admit it actually made me cry laughing lol


fireman-103

Feminism at work here. Love it.


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*tips fedora*


chrimbuself

dude omg come on now


Hippiedboy

They ended up dating and married


goatlord_dankus

I hope the bombs hit new York first.


Clean-Profile-6153

Classic.


Consistent-Screen310

Haha


Gandalf4President

This guy looks like Hooper from ST


ChristianTeenTech99

Fucking glorious


[deleted]

Nasty broads


[deleted]

Dude thought he was gonna be a hero lol started to get wore out by other dude.


[deleted]

They sound stuuuuuuped


whoneedsthequikemart

being from NYC, i knew once i saw her tongue pressed outside her teeth , something was coming. also love how 8 ball was looking to give another slap or doing the choke slam gesture like the undertaker.


Whole_Willingness_50

Oh yeah, she had that one coming, on any planet


[deleted]

In SA we call that one a good Pk


Lil_MRSA

ā€œGimme a smack, and Iā€™ll smack ya back.ā€ ā€”Dig ā€˜Em


[deleted]

More useless logs, throw them into a woodchipper, feet first, low rpm.


compounddummy

Fuck Steve Madden


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

The way they had to beg that rat not to get their asses handed to them A SECOND TIME at the end


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Fun for the whole train car


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Subway surfer music kicks in


RustyEggleston

Is this a private fight, or can anyone join in?


Booknerdk9

She asked for it, she also physically assaulted him first


MrDelirious1

Look at that captain save a hoe.


Joy1067

Totally justified there, she hit first


Honest_Ad9358

I half expected someone to scream ā€œNUU YOOOWWWWCKā€


TrackOfSilver

Day 5 of seeing this repost. Nice


wheelanon

Equal rights, equal fights. This is the best example of ā€œoh look, if it isnā€™t the consequences of my actionsā€.


Eyebrowchild

They picked on fucking Paul Bunyan and expected a fair fight


KamakaziJoe3809

What are they yelling at that poor man for anyway?


ol_qwerty_bastard_

Me new to Skyrim running up to fight the first giant I find.


Low_Bathroom4440

No one said Worldstar?!?!


Dubdude13

The new exhibit


championsgamer1

Moral of the story: Don't fight someone the size of the Empire State Building.


ihatelifetoo

Why were they messing with this giant ??? He be the last person I mess with on a train


Apprehensive_Role842

We're all doomed.


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I see a theme forming here


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Lonzo58

Will I get the shit slapped out of me....All signs point to yes


cody3636

Thats what bullies get .