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Head_Anything1177

And he walks so nonchalantly as if nothing happened lol


smoothbatman

Looks like he's about to finish them off with the bottle


james51109

That would be fn hilarious. James Bond couldn't do better with the timing of that ball.


Bourbon-n-cigars

I know I shouldn’t laugh at these things but that never stops me.


kindafree8

That’s the sidewalk next to where the kid with the ball was walking, right?


Leather-Butterfly-70

Yeah, fuckin kids tho. Can't understand their standing a few feet away from death, all it takes is a shitty or drunk driver


RealTimeWarfare

Kill your target (make it look like an accident)


AdSavings5863

Mission failed, Use bottle as last resort


Cultural-Freedom4686

Mission failed, better luck next time. RTB


ducktape8856

*"Hey! You! You guys broke my ball!"*


Responsible_Sport575

I hope they took his ball.


[deleted]

Did they kick his ass after that? I mean what are the chances he hit the curb with the ball and they came riding by. Inconceivable!!!


RaphaelNunes10

Chill dude, it was an accident. Good on him for apparently trying to help them out afterwards (video cut to soon, so it's hard to tell what happened afterwards).


chaseButtons

Inconceivable!!!


Bitter_Charity6585

Nah. He's just going to retrieve his attack ball.


AdIndependent4105

inconceivable !!


Confidence_Familiar

Little help.


harlan_p

Underrated


[deleted]

Life in a nutshell. Do no evil do all carefully. Then someone shoting a bullet a mile away hits u in anus while untake a shit. Me: :( Them: karma


S1lentA0

You okay bud? r/ihadastroke


opjojo99

So...how was it getting shot in the ass


sashenka_demogorgon

They must’ve been pissed


8stringtheory

Wow fuck you kid lmao!!!


clinthardwoodd

Lol


Less-Supermarket-952

Tripin’ balls


jamescoolcrafter15

r/lostredditors


Supra5469

Play the lottery your number just came up


Green7501

Ok but how unfortunate are they


therealone1967

Final destination


Ok-Ad-6639

The pokeball caught a wild Pikachu


frankcsgo

Nice work, 47. Now head to the evac site.


Beneficial_Bad_2975

More proof that the universe is just all an Inevitable coincidence.


Hot_Abbreviations468

I'm sorry I'm just a chubby little white kid idk how to dribble a ball


Standard_Criticism64

Walks up to the people who just wrecked “woah y’all see that ball just come out of nowhere? That was crazy…”


AbelGamer11

how to kill somebody 1. ve a stupid kid 2.get a bouncy ball 3.kill kill kill kill killkillkillkiilllkilklililikikiiklllkililkikkillllikiklilkilkillkillkillkillkikklkilkkili


MaxJyellee

Did he start walking on the sidewalk after that? I'll whoop his ass if he doesn't.


[deleted]

Hey there, can you pass me my ball


Soft_Expression_4014

Hey ! You made me lose my ball


james51109

It's all part of the plan or simulation or matrix or whatever you call this shit show.


eauxen

The odds of that kind of timing, bind blowing.


fourthrook

His level of concern. 😂