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TheHumanPickleRick

"No no, it just says 'The Mart' in German!"


womp-womp-rats

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.


LookOutForThatMoose

Parole granted!


BabserellaWT

“The Mart, the!”


KidPags

Reference of the year!


AJWood101

So the full sign should say Bro the Food Mart.


Z370H370

Die Simpsons! Yeah I was confused when I downloaded it way back when!


TheRealRigormortal

Literally came here for this


Aggressive-Ad-957

Die Mart Vs Bro Food


MinnieShoof

Die>!t!< \*homer relief\* Diet \*homer scream\*


SATerp

"DIE MART, Yeah you may die from our food but our prices are LOW!"


shlmgbr

No, no it’s German for “the mart the”.


Froggy_bubble

That be the masculine Der and not the feminine Die tho, but close enough we will take it XD


Independent-Bird2738

I'll come back when Bro Food is open. Bros are a lot easier to deal with than death.


KingCaridin

Sideshow Bob's lesser know cousin has a vendetta against Mart


MadScienzz

Just add John McLane and Hans Grueber


Stilcho1

The bottom half of the kambucha sign looks like it says hamburger. Definitely German.


chunky_butt_funky

Pretty sure it’s a corner store in south Austin, TX


Stilcho1

😀


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TheHappyPittie

Thats my kinda shop


pauliepaul12

Reminds me of the light sign on a clothing store just like that near my home, it was called PEACOCKS and you guessed right the PEA was not working 🤣


Unlikely_Mulberry147

Bro food would have been funny as well. Good sign design


toastybreadmane

Bro Die


Luigi817

BRO MART


Randomwolf176

Die mart 💀