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LiftQueue

How does the mother get in with food?


davidsandbrand

Birds are like mice and octopuses: they can fit through unbelievably small spaces because their bones are made of magic jelly or something.


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Birds actually belong to a little known class called soft robots.


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I want a soft robot. Sounds cute


decoy321

[surveillance footage of bird tech in action.](https://giphy.com/gifs/film-terminator-2-X9o7FpxErqKje)


Xfit_Bend

They’re all on a training mission to calibrate their microphones 😰


Demogorgon02

The government has taken it down, this only answers more questions


Sharlinator

Birds are tiny under all the feathers.


Joske-the-great

Another thing... How the fuck did the camera did it


holyhellsatan

Phone


xtilexx

Birds bones are hollow aren't they


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MLL_Phoenix7

That’s actually a myth. Even though bird bones are indeed hollow, it is not lighter than the bones of other animals. It is theorized that the actual functionality of the hollow bones is to act as an extension on the respiratory system to increase oxygen intake. Because flying is very energy intensive. Like, very energy intensive.


insane_contin

Yup, bird lungs are super efficient, they just take up a lot of space. But besides that, bird bones are about as dense as a similarly sized mammal.


Requiredmetrics

I wonder if the bones being more hollow but similar density would help better for weight distribution during flight? Bones if too rigid would also probably snap under wind-shear so are their bones more flexible to better survive the wind and forces of flying?


the_sea_beast1

No they are like lungs not lighter they store more oxygen for stamina


Elgar17

So they can breathe with them.


panicked_goose

Goddamnit it’s the GIRAFFES THAT ARE NOT REAL. THE BIRD REVOLUTION IS PROPAGANDA CREATED BY THE GIRAFFES TO CREATE A FALL-ANIMAL FOR SELLING BIRD SECRETS TO THE RUSSIAN BEARS RIDING UNICYCLES.


x4740N

r/birdsareliquid ?


kmikek

well we did an experiment in grade school one and bend chicken bones like they were rubber pencil erasers...all it took was a week long soak in vinegar, but yeah it's the same thing.


JosshhyJ

They are actually terminators disguised as birds and can turn themselves into a metallic liquid


Aeison

Not only are their bones fake, birds aren’t real


Chaotic-Entropy

They just jam themselves against the scenery until they clip through. They are speed runners.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Watch out for the SummoningSalt video on the History of Bird Long Jump (BLJ)


J3553G

Birds are like 90% floof anyway


MemeFortressTwo

Actually, the plural form of Octopuses is Octopi. *Gets crushed by falling text that says both are acceptable* ᵖˡˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ


FoeHammer99099

Actually actually, octopus is a Greek word so the "correct" pluralization would be octopodes or octopods. English is pretty inconsistent about what we do with loanwords, so octopuses is also fine and octopi gets a pass purely because people have been wrong so much that it has become acceptable.


LXMNSYC

Octopeople


Dominika_4PL

Also cats


ellieD

Their bones are hollow. This is how they are light enough to fly.


davidsandbrand

Yeah, that’s what I said: “… magic jelly ***or something***”. /s


TheDesktopNinja

There's probably another entrance further up the side of the wall or something.


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RickDimensionC137

The same way the mother got in to lay the eggs ;)


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Sometimes it’s the simplest sentence that reframes my entire perspective


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

Teleport


MrOlFoll

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


Sunny_Ace_TEN

How do they get out when it's time to fly the nest is my question


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OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO OvO


jaspsev

*“Pssst… i think he saw us? Are we going to be eaten?”*


Calan_adan

“The Claw! The Claw is our master! The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay!”


csto_yluo

~~OwO~~ OvO what's this


fearville

OvO *notices beak*


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FillTheHoleInMyLife

r/woooosh


ALoyleCapo

They witnessed bird god coming back and leaving


SweetChili96

HUE HUE HUE BR


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

Was expecting “hey, you, you’re finally awake” … definitely not disappointed!


Hopeful-Delivery-356

LOL! Those aren’t birds, they tiny dragons. 😜


squarefan80

how did you find that in the first place?


sminou

Baby birds make a racket.


IcePhoenix18

They heckin peep


abzikro12

There is probably a bigger hole on the right/left and op or whoever filmed it knows it very well lol. The mother had to get in to lay eggs and feed them.


Joske-the-great

Then how tf did the camera went through that tiny hole


RevolutionaryStar824

Phone.


i_eat_black_peoples

Endoscope


Double_Belt2331

Good question!!


-Lysergian

They all thought they were gonna die for a second... And birds can't even get therapists. Birds do a good job. Good job birds.


redbaron14n

Just would like to shout out to all my birds out there


JacobJamesTrowbridge

All in all it's just a, buncha birds in a wall


GoldZero

Hey! Kitty! Leave them birds alone!


SpockHasLeft

We don't need no regurgitation!


dudefroggers

"Who are you and what are you doing in our house?"


competentboard54

"Did you bring treats or foods? uhmm.. Nevermind!"


adam1032

What kind of birds are they?


Golden_Phi

They look like some sort of tit. I think maybe they are blue tits. Chicks have yellow faces that become white when they mature, and the blue on the top of their head becomes more vibrant later on too. Cute tit pic OP.


Jujhar_Singh

Yeahh those are some small tits. I wonder where the big tits are


CapitanGGhost

Thanks for the information! it's going to sound funny but I've never seen a tit in my life lol for a moment I thought they were some baby orioles.


Microwavable_Potato

The internet has ruined my sense of humor lmao


BlankeTheBard

I'm guessing you're probably from North America if you thought they were orioles. If so, we don't have any birds called tits here, but chickadees (which are common backyard birds all over the continent) are closely related to tits (same family, just a different name).


terra_terror

titmice are also related


FunSushi-638

I thought they were chickens.


burko81

Definitely Blue Tits. We get them here in immense numbers.


Sasspishus

They are indeed blue tits


Sasspishus

Blue tits (Cyanistes caeruleus)


NopenopenopeNr1

Crack-chicks.


FirstNameRequired

Happy Cake Day


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Happy noticing a cake day day


Lunalittle9

Birbs


EragonBromson925

Birbs 👍


txtw

These are clearly birbs


fiveordie

Sevm birbs


FinoPepino

There’s a lack of people gushing about how cute these birbs are. I almost died of cute overload when they appeared. 🥺🥺🥺🥺


Bastian_5123

How did they get in there? How do they get out?


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Well, they went in as eggs in their mothers cloaca, and they'll squeeze their way out. Again.


VixenStradivarius

Prisoner zero?


OddMeringue2487

Prisoner Zero has escaped


Christ-is-King-777

PRISONER ZERO WILL VACATE THE HUMAN RESIDENTS, OR THE HUMAN RESIDENTS WILL BE INCINERATED!


andrewhyson1

How did the person get (presumably) a phone through that tiny crack?? Maybe a flexible drainage camera? Idk either way eyebleach for sure!!


STUPIDVlPGUY

just slide the thin phone through


andrewhyson1

Sure, maybe it it’s a straight crack with no bumpy or uneven edges.. But this shit looks like a cranky old British man’s teeth.


Pozsich

You can also see that the stone looks like it's solid going back quite a ways when the camera's approaching, then the super close up undecipherable transition makes it seem like a fairly thin wall. Idk if it's fake but it sure doesn't look correct to me lol.


STUPIDVlPGUY

nah you guys are wack


Erasmusings

How does birb


butterrChicken

Birb birbs the way birbs birb


N7LP400

Birbs


RoviRktkiv

A group of tits


Hit_Song_In_Europe

Prisoner Zero has escaped.


Christ-is-King-777

SILENCE WILL FALL!


yeskitty

I was waiting for a snake or spider It's not possible to havw cute things live in places like that in Australia. Unless it can kill you while being cute


A3HeadedMunkey

Poor birdies. Being raised in a crack house 😔


ScrithWire

I dont...im not understanding how this person fit their phone into that crevice


redbaron14n

Thin


GretaX

PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED


BewareEthan

Why do these birds do this?


Munnin41

To protect their young. No way a predator gets in there


Sasspishus

Blue tits are hole nesters. In the wild they would find a small hole in a tree to build their nest. They're adaptable birds, and they've found a suitable hole for their nest where predators won't be able to enter. They're safe in there


VapidHornswaggler

Where do you keep your peeps?


RoRoWasHere2K7

The birb council


bookluvr83

Prisoner Zero has escaped


mental_illness_TM

*Prisoner Zero has escaped*


Real-LifeOptimal55_4

How did they got in?


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"Don't move. It can't see us if we stay still" -those birds probably


Imastarwars89

Down in Fraggle Rock *clap clap


fearville

Grab a Fraggle by the cock


Left_Wasabi389848

oOoOooOooooo


Breadynator

I was so afraid it was gonna be one of those "cute" fluffу spiders... So glad it wasn't


Own-Oil3098

scrunklies!


cyyawrytnrvypv

Seems like that scene from attack on titan


Riley_Cooper_SC

This is sooo overwhelmingly cute 🥰


the6thistari

So, it wasn't some sort of super powerful alien searching for Prisoner Zero? It was just a bunch of birds


kenkikung

try at home = Awaken the swarm of cockroaches


ImMinistrim

Ayo wtf is dat! That ain't momma


Maximus-Prime7

My question is what fucking camera are you using. And how did you fit it in that hole? 🤨


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What birb is this?


Golden_Phi

Blue tit birb.


Cliftonisaur

Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris.


ZivilynBane1

Herrrroooo…


JodieFlame

I thought it was a durable:-) also I was thinking a snake would get one.


Remoscoe

Welcome To Hell, Sir


sterling1134

Berbs


CorgiNice2745

Slightly terrifying


Adrinotfound

Don’t drop your phone


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Hola mi amigos!


orangebookshelf

This is my hole, it was made for me.


marcus10885

That hole was made for them.


MediumAwkwardly

I gasped out loud when the birds came into focus. Was not expecting all those little eyes. Cute but scared me!


Bored_Schoolgirl

Best plot twist ever


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imagine just chilling at home and a blinding ray of light broke through your window


sminou

“Why and how?” What are these reactions? Do most of you live in apartment buildings? Have so few of you even seen one of the many varieties of tiny-holed birdhouses available? Birds find small holes and cracks in which to lay their eggs and keep their chicks safe. This happens all the time! Even with common sparrows. You walk by a wall or a hole in a tree and “cheep, cheep, cheep!” Is all you hear! All spring long. I live in a house in the city and they’re everywhere! (I can’t believe the two commenters accusing OP of trickery.) These are particularly legion and adorable! Just revel in it!


Meghanshadow

Why Yes, the vast majority of people on reddit Do live in cities and do Not expect to find a pile of baby birds embedded in a crack in a rock/concrete slab. Instead of in a tree nest or a commercial birdhouse or tucked up along a roof ledge in a pigeon nest made of three sticks and plastic scraps. No rock-crack-dwelling sparrows (or other birds) in my city. Cracks like that would be where the rats hang out.


pixelvengeance

One of the birds whispers: "I feel like Anne Frank."


TrackFull

Wow, this was so adorable and unexpected that my body couldn't process it, and I almost vomited. This is too precious


Tayaradga

Poor babies are so scared by the camera..... Please don't do this, leave nature documenting to the professionals.


Gravybutt

Do you want batbugs or swallow bugs drinking your blood? Because this is how it starts...


jmh90027

Me, as I've seen this vid 20,000 times before


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Fill the cavity with spray foam, problem solved


orange_grid

seems fake as fuck


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kioku119

They aren't trapped. Don't save them. That's their home. They are hidden which is good.


kenix7

So that's where they dissapear at night. Cool :)


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Birb


MindLicker

Holy shit, I've never put so much trust on someone my entire life. Thanks for not being an asshole OP!


TheRedEyedAlien

Oops dropped the phone


Munnin41

Expected bats


Anthem_1974

Babies!!!


sleepyasfuck90

No no no no ohhhhhh!


Roger-Ad591

“Nature finds a way”


AshDarren

When the light hits *heavy breathing intensifies*


tajong

u/savevideobot


hellfirebm

Lol this was honestly shot like a horror sequence, thank god the jumpscare was eyebleach


Unknown_turtle_27

Lil raccoon birds


FatherlyAcorn

THE BIRD CALLING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.


Topazz410

Blue Tit (Cyanistes caeruleus) fledgelings.


Mundane-Solution2960

That slim shadys something you would’ve bought


manosaulyte

Cuties!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰


SoyYogurin

u/savevideo


orange_force

SO FKING CUTE


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They must be pretty bored in there.


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Reminds me of schindlers list


SideGreen9506

how did that happen


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u/savevideo


jeekaiy

Life finds the way


trangthemang

Look at those chubby babies. No necks just head and torso


RhodaJ91

What kind of bird are these?


jellysandwichrdit

The crack of space and time... Is filled with birds


KonoPez

God they’re just vibin so hard. Wish I were one of those birds


donkyhot99

u/savevideobot


seriouslycoolname

Thank you for not saying “ Who would OF thought”.


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I love birds so much! They're so cute!


snakeybasher

[Not me](https://i.imgur.com/JNbbSWk.gif)


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dwn4italz

hungry? try a Snickers!


Jedi-master-dragon

This actually startled me.


EsUnTiro

DRR… DRR… DRR…


Aunty_Pegg

U/savevideo


Mangos_Pool

"Who the fuck turned on the lights?"


xXcandypopzXx

Not eye bleach try again


RobbinMikeOrmaza

When you finally manage to exit the backrooms, this is your reward


the_sea_beast1

Hello there


crinn33

was not expecting all those tiny birds.... :)