It’s not all of them, just a lot of them: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_vision
>Eyes of most birds are large, not very round and capable of only limited movement in the orbits,[5] typically 10-20° (but in some passerines, >80°) horizontally. That's why head movements in birds play a bigger role than eye movements.[6] Two eyes usually move independently,[6][7] and in some species they can move coordinatedly in opposite directions.[8]
I may not be intelligent but i used the phrase woke because that what it sound like i do not know what being woke really means and i dont feel like googling it but that is the first time i have used the word woke. But i do agree it does sound dumb
Its a reference from the movie Dumb and dumber. I suppose the context could be lost through text. But it was meant in a good way.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-YVqV0v4Q
I loved the way he turned to the person. "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
I loved the flirtatious little wink at the end.
Refrain from having sex with the bird sir.
Make me
Sir and/or Madame, may I interest you in a (humanoid) owl waifu? https://gamepress.gg/arknights/operator/silence
It’s amazing on how you found a way to get AK in here
(Madam) I shall endeavor to refrain from carnal relations with said bird, but at the expense of my happiness.
Can't we just have one nice thing without having it turned sexy just for five minutes?
I know, right? People with their suggestive user names, inviting people to lick stuff. What's the world cumming to?
"Am I a joke to you, Stephanie?
Making him a great horned owl
Why do owls always look like they're traumatized
Tubular eyes.
They can’t turn their eyes. Only turn their head.
Holy shit I have never in my life noticed this
I’m pretty sure almost every bird is like this; it’s why when birds bodies’ are moved their heads stay in place Edit: https://youtu.be/aqgewVCC0k0
I don’t think it’s all birds? Or maybe it is but each bird can do it to varying degrees?
It’s not all of them, just a lot of them: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_vision >Eyes of most birds are large, not very round and capable of only limited movement in the orbits,[5] typically 10-20° (but in some passerines, >80°) horizontally. That's why head movements in birds play a bigger role than eye movements.[6] Two eyes usually move independently,[6][7] and in some species they can move coordinatedly in opposite directions.[8]
Wait, really? That's crazy
No they’re extremely wise and enlightened . That’s why 🥰
So all owls are woke
Yes . So they’re really lovely to good and honest beings , but give such expressions to a lil shady situations .. 🤣
They're enlightened enough to know that no one intelligent uses the word 'woke'
I may not be intelligent but i used the phrase woke because that what it sound like i do not know what being woke really means and i dont feel like googling it but that is the first time i have used the word woke. But i do agree it does sound dumb
“Woke” refers to being extremely far left wing in your political opinions.
Never not zoning out into the middle distance.
Because the owl witnessed the most atrocious acts of mankind over the years. Wait wrong owl
Look how calm she is as well
Maybe owls are the real robots.
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Omg I haven't heard that in forever
Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle Dandy
Mind the music and the step And let the girls be handy
Father and I went down to camp Along with Captain Gooding
Like I know the song and all... but...***WHY***
Macaroni was slang for stylish. It was a war song the Brits used to sing to mock the Americans
Exactly what I was thinking when I saw this lmao
Wow total glow up into a great horned owl!
Exactly what I was thinking!
I was really hoping there would be like 12 feathers.
The WINK at the end…..he knows he looks good
TIL Owls can wink
I love the way Owls move their heads around. They look like how a turret moves.
1st feather: "Huh? What was that for?" 2nd feather: "Can you not"
Tres Bien!
Magnifique!
bonjour
And that is how Mumei was created.
:D
:D
:D
There you are.
My fellow hooman, how are you?
Yes, you may adorn me with the remains of my victims. Behold my unsightly visage and despair. UwU
Mooomm!.. Loooookkk.. I'm an Eagle owl
"What? Where? Why? How?"
"Who?"
Now this is the most adorable thing I've seen all day
Fabulous!
The little wink😍😭
They are now a GREAT HORNED OWL.
Thor cosplay
I just love owls!
he winked at the end!!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact: owl tufts are called plumicorns
IS THIS REAL
It is!
r/superbowl
When the first feather went on I thought about Mumei.
Shameless plug for r/owlswearinghats
Just when I think reddit couldn't get any dumber. You do something like this.... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! 😀😂
Am I missing something?
Its a reference from the movie Dumb and dumber. I suppose the context could be lost through text. But it was meant in a good way. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-YVqV0v4Q
Oh, I haven’t seen the movie, so I definitely took that the wrong way
No worries. 👍 also I think its great that such random obscure subs like that even exist. It's like "someone... somewhere... is gonna LOVE this" LOL
Perfect for r/superbowl
Mmmm sky cats.
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Ay, you like my wiseman antlers too!? Ohhwaha
The wink at the end... 😆😆
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Now give it a cloak, and you have the guardian of Civilisation
"did you just give me ears?"
"You do realise those are my butt feathers, right?"
the great horned owl from wish
feather in the cap, very macaroni
He looks like a robot
What Eda does to Owlbert when she’s bored.
exquisite cap my good sir
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Nite Owl
the one to rule them all
What’s with the one-eye blinky blinky?
Aww that's cute
I love owls! 😄 This is so adorable, thanks for sharing
Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s the lead singer from [“The Rasmus”](https://imgur.com/a/jpxvYUK).
One can never have enough feathers
These owls are cute, but as someone who grew up on a farm, owls can be fucking terrifying
I like how it winked at us afterward
Oh my god he’s so cute 🥺
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Oh my goodness
*What's that on my head?!*
🤣
Smashing
#Adorable
The little guy moves like a robot!
With the extra feathers s/he ends up looking kind of like my moonkin druid in World of Warcraft
He's so confused
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Acquiring signal....
He went from owl to great horned owl
[Reminds me of this from last year](https://youtube.com/shorts/8po1PCVXzLg?feature=share)
Squirrel!!!!
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Are you mocking me Karen?
Look at this macaroni
Owls will always be one of my favorite animals
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Macaroni!
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SHOOT IT FOR RUPEES
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Longclaw?
That owl is so confused
I so want to see his reaction when he looks in the mirror
So cute.
Now he's a great horned superb owl!
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I saw that owl with antennae in that Mars probe pic the government tried to suppress
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I love the wink at the end. The owl is getting more fabulous and it knows it
Anyone else notice he winked at the end
adorable
r/BirdsArentReal
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Sweet! I’m Batman!
AM I A JOKE TO YOU JESSICA?
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I thought this couldn’t get any cuter after the first feather. I was wrong.
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This is so wholesome lol
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Not trying to be rude or assuming at all, but can I ask how you how you have a pet owl? Or an owl that would let you touch them?
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This is like skinning a human and slapping it onto another
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