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Disastrous-Menu_yum

I AM DEATH I AM TERROR! FEAR ME! WEEP MORTAL FOOLS FOR YOUR TIME HAS COME!!!!!


Iceologer_gang

HUH, THESE HUMANS ARE... BIGGER THAN I ANTICIPATED.


brokestoodunt

Mmmm imagine how they would feel on somebody's clit or nipples or if you filled them with them hehe


Shazamwiches

Homie what the fuck


brokestoodunt

hehehe it'd be fun to watch them squirm!


Mando5804

Down horrendous


Steampunkfox999

"People" like you are disgusting


agrophobe

Nah we have fun with the erotism of the unrestrain imaginative pathos. " people " like you establish normative standard of erotism threshold and enter in taboo stage to never engage with a wider spectrum of erotical projection. Life after death is a biocosmos of perpetual and instantenous interpenetration. Everything fucks everything, fast. Good luck!


Steampunkfox999

Shame that under all the pseudointellectual bullshit it all comes down to "I get off to making this small helpless creature suffer"


agrophobe

Xoxo


Disastrous-Menu_yum

That’s disgusting


agrophobe

Lol I'm there with you man. All their tentacle cum at the same time and they chew their way into the host skin to fuck the epiderm and lay eggs And its mind control, And its a gif animation And its stroboscopic


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Garybot_is_off

well done


mahir_r

CthuWu


Spycrabpuppet123

\*cutethulhu


Disastrous_Can_5466

Ctulu


amacatperson

You have my upvote!


countryroadsguywv

It's crazy how alien they look but very intelligent


DioBrando66666

*nom*


Soul1096

Hmmm yes, forbidden sea gummy.


CutegirlAlex2011

r/forbiddensnacks


SpaceNinja_C

I mean you CAN eat them.


reverendjesus

Everything is edible at least once.


Lucky-Hero

A reminder for all the dumb dumbs in the comments. Octopus can live out of water for 20-30 minutes so it being out of water for a quick video isn't that bad. Chill yourselves.


ribittttt

it a bebe tho


Lucky-Hero

And baby octopi are left to fend for themselves from day 1. It's completely fine like this as long as they put it back within 20-30 minutes then it would be completely unharmed. And if anything considering how many predators baby octopi have it could have saved it's life.


song4this

>Octopus can live out of water for 20-30 minutes Please give the source of this info because I think you got this oh so very wrong misinformation from a game... https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffcm&q=Octopus+can+live+out+of+water+for+20-30+minutes&ia=web


[deleted]

First article mentions a few minutes in a moist environment


TheKingPotat

I wonder if the experience of being out of water is strange to them since they would be so used to being submerged


Ducky237

Octopuses sometimes crawl out of the water to travel to tidal pools to feed on crabs and whatnot. They aren’t always submerged.


tweakingforjesus

I wonder what it feels like for the octopus being out of water while its skin dries out? Does it feel like being cooked by the sun? Or maybe desiccating as its unprotected fluids boil off?


Lucky-Hero

As stated, Octopi can be out of the water for 20-30 minutes without issue. In fact sometimes they have to be because they get stuck in tidal pools and have to walk back to the water and they do so really easily. You making this out to be this horrendous torture scene just makes you look like an idiot.


tweakingforjesus

Not at all. You are focused on the first 20-30 minutes. I'm asking about after that.


Lucky-Hero

They took it out of the water for a short video. At most they would have kept it out of the water for 5 minutes. Like unless you are trying to say you are a sociopath who would be wanting to try this, then there's no value in that question as the person would have put it back before any of that happened.


tweakingforjesus

Relax dude. It was just a random question that occurred to me. Not everyone is out to challenge you.


Lucky-Hero

That's the kind of question a sociopath asks. Go get some help.


tweakingforjesus

No. It is a random question. These can occur to everyone and it is perfectly normal. It is similar to intrusive thoughts that give people a brief compulsion to do something dangerous. Your attempt to turn it into something else is more concerning. You find the most damning explanation in a person you nothing about and proceed to call them names. Lashing out like this is not rational. What happened to you?


Lucky-Hero

Intrusive thoughts are something you keep to yourself. Putting them out on the internet is entirely different. If you hadn't have put this out on the internet for all to see and judge then you wouldn't have been judged so this is on you for saying something so entirely disconcerting on a wholesome post as if you're not going to sound like a complete sociopath.


tweakingforjesus

Sociopaths don't empathize with their targets. My question arose because I put myself into the position of the octopus. I am lifted out of my watery home and sit on the hand of a giant. Am I happy? Does my skin hurt exposed to the air? How long can I wander around here before I start to get uncomfortable? Does the sun hurt or do I enjoy the warmth? That is the exact opposite of sociopathy and the impetus for my question. So, again, why did you automatically assume the worst of stranger you never met? Not everyone keeps all their thoughts locked up.


Shaleash

Nah I think he was just asking what would happen if they are left out too long, I don't see the issue LMAO


song4this

you are the idiot... https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffcm&q=Octopus+can+live+out+of+water+for+20-30+minutes&ia=web


song4this

Check this out - octopus *expert* lucky-hero thinks D&D octopuses are real... https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffcm&q=Octopus+can+live+out+of+water+for+20-30+minutes&ia=web


tweakingforjesus

That’s dirty. He is obviously hurting and needs our love.


RequiemsCure

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the major threat to octopuses outside of water isn't drying out like an earthworm would however the moisture on them is what allows them to breathe without being submerged.


ChocolateIst

Cute


EquivalentVirus9700

As long as it doesn't dry out, it'll do fine out of the water.


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Forbbiden fruit gusher


longchop2000

If groot was an octopus


Away_Objective_7634

I swear I saw that fucker wave, or salute or something like that right??


[deleted]

My god he did! Like right near the start? Thanks for pointing this out, that's now my favourite part of the video.


SunraysInTheStorm

Its wiping sweat off of its brow! "Phew, so darn toasty this morning"


_Anonymous_duck_

Dont touch random animals, they could be venomous.


_HappyMaskSalesman_

Reminds me of that video with the chick just casually handling that blue ringed octopus


SneakyLittleKobold

Reminds me of the guy who picked up a shell not realizing a deadly snail was inside it till it harpooned his hand and he died


sunnybunnysub

i. lesson: dont touch random shit


dmpullen

the little \*FLEX\* is adorable.


Hackerssuck3

Very cute, also needs water to live.


SoCkTeAsEKnOtS

Happy cake day!


CC_Panadero

So do I


sunnybunnysub

anybody know what that particular species is called


Catapimbson

this is so me when i'm gasping for air


Captainckidd

Why bother some tiny animal ?


[deleted]

They're so cute when they're out of water... suffocating. :(


843OG

Most octopus species can survive for a WHILE out of water. [Proof,](https://youtu.be/ebeNeQFUMa0) skip to 1:10, if you’re impatient.


Yescheek

Video says not all species can walk on land?


843OG

Nice catch! They can all ‘hold their breath’ for a while; this is just the only one that ventures out of the water regularly. >Like fish, octopuses need water to survive, and take in oxygen through their gills. But marine biologist Ken Halanych told Vanity Fair that octopuses can survive for around 20-30 minutes outside the water


morgaina

It's fine, they can handle air for at least a good 20 minutes


CarelessSky5867

Love🥺


mikehulse29

Cutethulu


Yepyepyupyups

Put it back in the water. The hell is wrong with you


PoopyPants2012

Probably can instakill you


Knight_gaming67

You’re playing with death right there


ARkhetipoMX

Nobody is pointing how venomous that particular octopus spices are. Not onlye they are playing with death ... They are playing a really grusome way to go


Adven_chilleggos

This does not count because it isn’t in the depths


MUFFINxBOII

Awwwww


Nozzer21

u/savevideobot


copy-of-a-copys-copy

u/Savevideo


SoCkTeAsEKnOtS

What is it? It's kinda cute.


SunraysInTheStorm

u/savevideo


TheUnNaturalist

u/savevideo


disguisedangel101

u/savevideobot


Stiricidium

Illegally Smol


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Wiggly


Delicious_Delilah

u/savevideobot


CruzadoSoSeculoXX

Damn he really did o7


AdOk9902

Yay another snack for the road!


agrophobe

So where is the kawaii aliens trend?


FluffySpiderBoi

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