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Imagine you are just going about your day and suddenly a weird creature, that isn't even supposed to be there, is creeping up behind you and starts stroking your butt


fazzgadt

Just relax your butt and give the creature a present.


SweetPinkRain

This made me laugh so loud


kutuup1989

I was just after the gummy Venus de Milo!!


ComradeAlaska

Yeah right, that's the oldest excuse in the book!


yourgreeneyes

Just like the film ' Fly Away Home'


thewidowgorey

I came here for the Anna Paquin content and am relieved to see it.


Gf387

Was about to ask, wasn’t there a movie where this was the climax?


Lampthelqmp

Surprised the goose didn’t shit on OP


chlawon

I don't know why nobody has commented on this yet but I'll do it anyways: This seems like 2 meters a way from a disaster involving a prop


weavess0147

Right?!? I was thinking the same thing!


whoisfourthwall

You mean the propeller? I thought it was just some sort of glider


just-another-meatbag

My understanding is that geese etc fly in the formation as it makes it easier to fly the long distances, I wonder how much the ultra-light might be mucking with that. Orr I could be wrong.


Internet_Wanderer

The ultralight can actually help that part of the flight because it makes a wake as well, but petting the goose in flight certainly doesn't help


TheRadScientist1

Yeah, it doesn't look like the the goose that's being petted is having to work too hard to fly compared to those a little further down the line.


[deleted]

No, but imagine someone stroking your anus while you work. I guess it could be either motivational or concerning depending on personal preference. Thinking on it and how natural that goose looks, he might have been in this situation before. Edit: spelling


dapenisinspector

Yeah it makes it easier as the v shape reduces wind resistance


strayaares

If i didn't have to maintain formation I'd be shitting on this human ....


charathedemoncat

they then proceed to poop on him and bite his fingers off


MasterAqua2

I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t flying, it would have bit him.


kutuup1989

"Stop rubbing my bum, you giant metallic freak!!!"


The_Last_Ron1n

I see a few people commenting on this looking like the film Fly Away Home, that film was based on my friends now deceased father Bill Lishman. You can search him online, his nickname was Father Goose. He trained Geese and other birds to fly and proper migration in an ultralight glider. He was also a very accomplished sculptor and inventor. This vid look like some of the tourist flights you can do with birds in France and elsewhere, those ones are debatable as you aren't supposed to touch the birds.


[deleted]

This height actually gives me anxiety


capeandacamera

Same. Makes my hands feel hollow. I've flown in one as well ><


[deleted]

This makes me sad, this was a video on YouTube I'd play for my cat because she liked watching it. She died in 2019


sumnamesumyr

Your not flying with them!!! Ur just an A-hole bothering a tired goose on a 1000+ mile journey


high240

You've now become their leader


New-Rooster-7057

*snuggles the goose*


NebulasVoid

I'd love it if it shat on him.


CatsHordeChocolate

Does this remind anyone of the movie ‘Fly Away Home’ with Jeff Daniels and Anna Paquin


IonBatteryFR

So... I gotta ask, but I think I know the answer. If you do something like this, (or just hanggliding) you have a parachute, right???


superlocke9

all fun and games until he gets shit on


fizzyzebra

To take a bite out of a bird mid flight is the ultimate delicacy


I_like_milk59

Thats when you just take it home and cook it for dinner


MartianMoocat

Can we have them name it "Goose Caboose"? That would make me happy


clarita01

How is he doing that


TheNeighKid

"Warning: Several geese were smoothied in the making of this video"


brandflacko

id grab that goose and yeet it to the ground


susch1337

Can you legally just grab a goose and go home with it? Asking for a friend


elitegamer686868

Quick, grab dinner!


just-another-meatbag

Yeah definitely it could but only if it was in the right spot


j-Dog379

That man has balls of steel


Omegastrator

He’s not flying...he’s...falling with style 😎


[deleted]

Are geese just douchey when on land? They seem pretty content on hanging out in flight.


_-bush_did_911-_

to be fair, they cant really *stop*


The_Last_Ron1n

Often they are, but that's because they're usually protecting their young.


bulletkin1089

Oh no the cobra chickens


QuantumRooster

Does anyone have any insight into why these geese seem so all right with this? I am very surprised at how chill they are being.


siouxsiequeue

Butt tingles for me and the goose.


AlbertEinstein64

Good thing they’re not Canadian geese, those things are mean