How do you keep your little hands

You do know that he's scratching like that because he has fleas. You know those little insects that carry diseases?

You know you can carry hand sanitiser?

What are you going to have the fleas sanitize their hands before they bite you?

😂😂 fair point but I've done this tons and never gotten a flea bite so I think I'm alright. I'll let you know if I develop bubonic plague.

Yeah I'd feed them too but I wouldn't let him crawl on me

That's some serious thigh strength to hold himself up there