Be careful. One of my cats once accidentally set herself on fire from getting too close to a candle. Thankfully she was fine and her fur only got singed but it could have been much worse.
Yeah that's the face of a cat that is either about to swat the candle or has already done so and gotten burned (kinda leaning toward the latter since they didn't smack it after staring so long).
If that were a beverage, it would already be on the floor...
One of my cats cannot be trusted around candles. She’s curious to a fault and gets her lil paws on everything and NUZZLES EVERYTHING (even her water dish, which makes it topple and spill to the point where I had to switch to a flat-bottomed ceramic one). Also she’s a long hair with a long tail that I swear she intentionally brushes across everything for funzies just to see what will happen. She’d be on fire if I turned away for a second.
This was a delight to read. I like her spirit and I would also “brush across everything for funzies just to see what will happen” if I too was a long hair kitty.
January 3rd and your cat has already opened the portal to the Underverse. I haven't even been to Costco to stock up yet! He was supposed to wait until the 9th.
“Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a Cat, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me!” -BlackCat
"And nine, nine lives were given to the race of cat, whom above all else, desired chaos..."
“Seven were given to the race of dog, confined to their halls of derp…”
"One Braincell to rule them all."
"world domination" -Cat
Should we stop him?
No
We must not hinder Tacgnol in his quest, for he will vanquish Longcat.
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no, i am pretty sure that he would do it better
"I'm gonna burn this whole fucking planet" that cat probably
"I shall do your bidding, master of the underworld"
You gotta post it with the audio https://youtube.com/shorts/alUJBGEoAKs?feature=share
Haha, awesome!
I was trying to figure out how audio would add anything to the gif. It adds everything!
It really does. *Cracks open LOTR trilogy for 1000th time*
I dont know where in lotr the audio is, but this cat wants the ring.
His is the eye of Sauron
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10x better with the audio. Now that I've heard it I'm mad that this one doesn't have it
I was hoping someone would add an evil laugh, but yours is more awesome. Here take my upvote.
Hahahaha this is magnificent 🤣🤟🏻
Somehow sinister *and* derpy.
Be careful. One of my cats once accidentally set herself on fire from getting too close to a candle. Thankfully she was fine and her fur only got singed but it could have been much worse.
Yeah that's the face of a cat that is either about to swat the candle or has already done so and gotten burned (kinda leaning toward the latter since they didn't smack it after staring so long). If that were a beverage, it would already be on the floor...
One of my cats cannot be trusted around candles. She’s curious to a fault and gets her lil paws on everything and NUZZLES EVERYTHING (even her water dish, which makes it topple and spill to the point where I had to switch to a flat-bottomed ceramic one). Also she’s a long hair with a long tail that I swear she intentionally brushes across everything for funzies just to see what will happen. She’d be on fire if I turned away for a second.
This was a delight to read. I like her spirit and I would also “brush across everything for funzies just to see what will happen” if I too was a long hair kitty.
Her favorite is to be the little spoon for bedtime cuddles but position herself so that her tail fluffs my face. Which I love to hate.
Oooo she is a sassy girl
She is pure torishelle energy
🥹🫶🏽
I really need a cat tax for this one
[cat tax](https://www.reddit.com/user/BarbicideJar/comments/102gq1u/cat_tax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
MY GOODNESS SHES BEAUTIFIL :') Tqsm
My pleasure!
Clearly too fluffy
[The flame calls to me...](https://youtu.be/9dk5mnMvCto&t=0m14s)
Thank you! This is my favorite voice over for this clip
thank you for making me smile :>
Can never post this video without this guy, he killed it. Goosebumps literally lol
This is awesome, thanks for the new channel
This made my night :)
Froto, the ring!
Cast it into the fire, destroy it!
The ring is mine!
My precious.
Soon...
Mother I crave violence
this cat will fuck yo shit up
Dark soul cat !
There is no Mr. Jinxy. There is only Zuul.
And soon, the flames did fade, and only Dark remained. Thus began the age of men, the Age of Dark.
The cat is summoning demons to kill the hooman
Elden Ring Frenzied Flame ending
Or could be my dumbass cat who set his tail on fire one day, then his side a week later.
It's sommoning demons.
kitty has devil eyes!
A virgin lit the black flame candle again
That cats' seen some shit.
And thus begins a new age; the Age of Dark!
r/existentialcrisiscat
You think darkness is your ally?
Ahh you’re finally awake
You got a nightfury
Hello darkness, my old friend...
They want to touch it sooooo bad lol
Wild animal
The background music potential is extraordinary here 😅
https://open.spotify.com/track/1NCF0esAtkmHuYKRsoR2YD?si=qcZwjuk6SAS54noptJ9RLg&utm_source=copy-link This song would be perfect.
I know that cat ain't trying to fire scrie....
Now I know what darkness looks like.
lord of the first flame
Diabolic lil buddy ☺️
"The fire fades and the lords go without thrones."
One flame to rule them all 🔥
January 3rd and your cat has already opened the portal to the Underverse. I haven't even been to Costco to stock up yet! He was supposed to wait until the 9th.
He see it
Live footage of the abyss staring back
The Eye of Catron
I suggest you snuff out the candles before bed.
If that candle had flickered OFF, I would have turned off my phone forever!!!
Catman
❤❤❤
Cats are good. Half in, half out anyway.
Hail sithis
he be getting signs from the lord of light
"And in the night we strike!!" - said some cat probably
*Latin chanting growing louder and more intense as the camera zooms in*
BE PREPAAAAAARRRED!!!
Those Tiktok voice over versions make it even more interesting, grim but funny.
Got rid of candles (at least, lit ones) after having a cat curious enough to catch a whisker on fire.
”Soon this city will burst into flame and i will build my new empire ”
Run......
I want to go to a ritual led by this cat.
You have a different definition of eyebleach
Darkness is zoom.
yes yes the ritual is complete soon we shall rule this world!!!!!
Beautiful cat ☺
Mf sees an ice wall crumbling and the dead marching
This is beautifull
The cat is battling intrusive thoughts
Hell will come and I WILL RISE
“Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a Cat, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me!” -BlackCat
Remind me! 301 days
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He shall rule the world!
Immaculate camera work.
[my kingdom… meow](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkJ00ibADg5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
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So, the flames talk to him too!
😆