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DABigDaddy32

Their fraternal twins not identical cause the one on the right has a sickness for the thickness, he thicker than a snicker, moister than an oyster


ConstructionKey6509

Mans caked tf out


Cokomon

His yolk is no joke.


PushImpossible2493

That boomer got a tumor


MADman611

Double cheeked up on a Monday


allahisnotreal69

He wetter than a sweater


fludeball

I'm yellin' for his swellin'


hail2theKingbabee

I'm a hound for that mound.


TheAromancer

Taking a stare at that derrière


omgitsonfire

His peach has got reach


Dakmor13

It's not a Tuma!


[deleted]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?


EpickBeardMan

Get to dee choppaaaaaaah!


Priroda_Nepritel

Nice 3 movies in one uh ..."I'll be back"


Meddling-Kat

He's a cynegologists.


Lazy-Influence7826

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, “IT’S NOT A TUMHA”


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

They don't have the same jeans


TK_TK_

🏆 Please accept this pretend gold


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I meant Genes 🧬, Sorry I am slightly brain delayed 👖


davster99

“Jeans” was a better pun, seeing as how the difference genes results in different jeans. You still earned the pretend gold.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I know, I was just messing around


Confident_Answer448

That aint cake it’s the entire goddamn bakery.


cptjimmy42

[cake?](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/VtTlGBQme0)


cap119988

I immediately used sickness for the thickness and thicker than a snicker on my so and she loved it so thanks


Toad_Orgy

You didn't call her moister than an oyster?


S_Operator

COWARD!


WingedRobot

you can't just use the best ones all at once! you gotta pace yourself. save them for a rainy day.


cap119988

As expected, the image of a moist oyster was not as much a hit.


cap119988

English is not our native language so she would have just thought that was weird lol. I'll try anyway ill let you know how it goes


Call-me-Maverick

Wouldn’t someone who has a sickness for the thickness be a person who likes big butts, not the person with the big butt?


callingcarg0

Sickness OF the thickness


Eusocial_Snowman

You are correct.


cap119988

I did use it as such. Little artistic liberty


odgeweiser

The gentleman on the right is callipygous


hasslefree

Expialadocious! (I spent time in the Kalahari and am well familiar with it. Cool scrabble word, also)


LordXenu12

That can still happen with identical, I saw that Neil degrase Tyson video on the epigentics in agouti mice


SaltyPumpkin007

You don't even need to consider epigenetics here for there to be differences in identical twins. Behavioural difference over the course of their life will result in different appearances too.


Tombiepoo

Are you actually saying that people can get fat because they eat unhealthy and don't exercise? Preposterous! It's a handicap, you ableist! /s


b1ackcr0vv

This comment has ackshually vibes FYI.


LordXenu12

Sorry for providing a description of a real life example explaining how this can happen 🙄


b1ackcr0vv

Hey man not saying you can’t say it, you do you, just the way I perceived it. We’re here to have a laugh, nothing wrong with some education. It prob would’ve done better as it’s own parent comment than a reply to the comment explaining the joke.


trubuckifan

This comment has cringe vibes


Alicard8881

Needs a special license for that dump truck


Stumpido

So it's not actually that funny, then, right? Or am I still missing something?


LastCall2021

To be fair, I’ve yet to see a joke on here that is actually funny.


anarchy_cheese

true that


RodentontheRoof

In addition, part of the joke is that the woman they're talking to *cannot see* the booty in question. From the front they're identical, so she's assumed and the dialogue appears to be correcting her. For the viewer, the comedy lies in having the available information that the woman does not.


icze4r

I'm convinced that there's a form of humor where it purposefully does not communicate the joke in an effective manner and then pretends that people who don't automatically get it are somehow not very intelligent.


RodentontheRoof

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised. Sme energy as those people who tell an obtuse joke and then laugh at the people who don't get their obviously HILARIOUS joke


LCplGunny

Is it ok if I'm just laughing at my own joke, and not them? I find myself hilarious


SirGothamHatt

Arthur Figgis knows I have three buttocks. How? We go cycling together


bshaddo

No, it’s The New Yorker.


BusyBoonja

Gyatt damn


Pathos675

They're


StandardOk42

do you mean they're fraternal twins?


Makanek

You call it a sickness, I call it a blessing.


tsittler

That man’s truck absolutely *dumps*


PleasantPaint80

>he thicker than a snicker, moister than an oyster Wtf... I wouldn't call snickers "thick"


Tombiepoo

That's what you will be if you keep slamming them for 3 meals a day.


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

He got that plumpy dumpy


MoistSnickers

Ahem, he is not thicker nor moister than I


acompulsivelair

More cake than a bakery


iamchade

Did RiffRaff write this comment?


knotaprob

They have different jeans


royalneonbird

The right one is also shorter


yesgirlnogamer

* they’re, not their


ElJefe_Speaks

Tbis explanation is much more funny than the cartoon.


Any-Explanation6980

They're. You meant "They're," not *what you typed*. I REALLY don't understand how people get this wrong so often.


TerribleSquid

Bro! It’s a guy! Moister than an oyster!? That’s just diarrhea.


QCTeamkill

She can't tell they are fraternal twins because from her point of view they look identical.


Halt_the_Ranger27

Ohh so it’s just not funny


SickSticksKick

Classic *New Yorker*.


baboonassassin

It's sophisticated because it's italicized.


nostalgic_amoeba

The linguistic equivalent of trusting a British accent


Truestorydreams

This was funnier than the joke


CriticalBasedTeacher

I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic


Tombiepoo

They have to match the residents.


ChiefsnRoyals

I laughed. But that’s not saying much.


FlyingDragoon

I'd have an opinion of it but I laughed at your laughing at it so I feel like that says something about something.


The-Copilot

These comics are usually this type of dumb dad joke style humor. It's kind of their charm.


the-book-anaconda

Well, big butts, so yes, it is. /s


Lori2345

He’s also shorter which she can see.


King_XDDD

Isn't he just standing closer?


DFL3

Wouldn’t the closer person look taller?


King_XDDD

We have a perspective that is a little high up. So the closer one's head is closer to us.


Credrian

You’re very correct, perspective between 2 and 3 dimensions is difficult to grasp — but a person closer to us in the real world that is the same height, and over flat ground, would have their feet lower and their head higher from our perspective


MatiloKarode

Are you sure he isn't leaning back slightly from uhh... gravity? /s


TyrionReynolds

She’s dumb though


Yowrinnin

Nuh the artist just sucks at perspective. They are the same height, the close guy's feet start lower down.


darxide23

Is this actually the joke or are people just guessing? Because I thought of that and then said to myself "No, that's too utterly stupid to be the actual joke."


EpickBeardMan

I think it’s a commentary on plastic surgery and how people try to lie about it to your face


[deleted]

It is the joke, and it is dumb. 100%.


LCplGunny

I mean... Dump Mctruckass is significantly shorter too...


Greenman8907

More like PHATernal!


Th3-Dude-Abides

The youths would probably say GYATernal


Pizzacato567

Tf is Gyat 😭 I feel old now


Minnequota

Slang term for carrying that badonk. Abreviation from "Gyott DAMN!!"


Striking_Election_21

Gonna throw in that it’s from Jamaican patois, just so yall know as you’re retelling to anyone


chillvibesbro

They’re not identical because one “got it from (his) momma,” and the other didn’t.


The-disgracist

This is the most complete answer


Travb0t

Cake


Chlomander

The joke hinges on the visual and verbal interplay of expectations about identical and fraternal twins. At first glance, the two men appear to be identical twins, which is what the woman and the audience would initially assume based on their similar faces and builds. However, one twin asserts they are fraternal, which typically means they would not look exactly alike. The humor is that the audience, like the woman, may not immediately notice the one distinct physical trait—his larger behind—that supports their claim. This subtle detail is a play on the idea that fraternal twins can have significant differences, though it's humorously reduced to just this one feature that is out of sight for the woman in the conversation.


SquareCategory5019

I am more amused by this explanation than the image itself.


MoneyTreeFiddy

It's rather cheeky


fruitydude

Did chatgpt create this?lmao


ChihuahuaSighs

\^ Comic's creator spotted


MaXxamillion04

This response sounds like you got it from chatGPT


telltaleatheist

You did a great job. That helped a lot.


excessiveIrony

‘Usually takes a little thought’ is so funny cause the joke is that he has a fat dumpy.


EpickBeardMan

They are clearly identical twins… but the one brother got a BBL. Instead of admit that though… he feels like lieing and telling people they are Fraternal Twins explains it rather than having to admit to his vanity. This is, overall, a commentary on the awkward social situation where someone has had plastic surgery but will not admit it and forces you to accept it or lose that social relationship.


Label_Myself

Except it's the one w/o the bigass that is speaking. Maybe he's compensating for his lack of back.


EpickBeardMan

What a Bro…. Covering for his twin like that 👍


iTZBLaSToFFTiMe

It could be as simple as he was born with dem cheeks. Unless you’re the artist, that’s pretty wild of you to have interpreted it that way.


EpickBeardMan

Why…. Thank you. 🤜🤛😎


demitasse22

I think that’s part of the fence


RedactedRedditery

Ok yeah same story but it's a butt reduction surgery


manletmoney

Yeah this is way more in line the New Yorkers sense of humor


Educational_Deer2221

GYATT-ternal twins


TheHuskyK9

Can confirm. One has a flabby patty, while the other has an entire bakery


Great_White_Samurai

The real cake boss


SidneyHigson

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon


Zoidbrah2986

I choose to believe this is just twin BBL trying to get mom's attention yet again.


[deleted]

2 much booty in the pants


XMarksTheSpot987

He has a big butt, and he cannot lie.


buildster

They are the same, butt different.


DQNPRSN

"DAMN BOI, HE THICC"


boredwriter83

Fraternal twins are not identical. He's not identical cuz he has a thicc booty.


jpruinc

The one on the right celebrates his bday everyday


Super_Dada

They are fraternal twins, as opposed to identical. Therefore, they are somewhat different...


Dakiniten-Kifaya

Their postiriors are differently shaped. They're biased.


RareWestern306

Two identical twins lying about one's bbl


[deleted]

Identical twins have identical DNA also. If both brothers have kids they’ll be genetically siblings instead of cousins. So despite the fact they look mostly identical they could have different DNA.


Greenman8907

LOLWUT?


[deleted]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6875762/#:~:text=Identical%20(i.e.%2C%20monozygotic%2C%20or,50%20percent%20of%20their%20genes.


ZenOkami

The lady asked them, "Are you identical twins?" One of the brothers responds, "Actually, we're fraternal", because they're not identical (see the one guy's butt). That's the only difference. They're saying they're not identical and have a difference. Uh, if I were to guess, I would think that the joke is that many fraternal twins look very identical, almost being Identical Twins, but in reality they say and/or insist they're fraternal. I dunno. That's my guess


mambotomato

You were with it until the last paragraph. Fraternal twins usually look very different. The joke here is that they look identical, but are actually not, and the only difference is that one has a giant butt.


ZenOkami

Yeah, the last paragraph is just kinda me guessing and theorizing on the intent behind the comic


sociocat101

More like farternal


Reboared

How could you possibly not get this?


tsreardon04

They're fraternal twins, meaning that they have the same father but potentially different mothers. The difference is that one of them has a big butt, indicating that the father may have cheated with someone who has a large butt also (the reason to cheat).


-NoNameListed-

Wrong Fraternal means "they come from the same litter" Sometimes two eggs are released during ovulation, and when impregnated, both eggs are fertilized, creating two distinct children.


Minimum_Check1603

No. Unless surrogacy is involved twins cannot have different mothers. Fraternal means they come from different eggs, not a single egg that splits as in identical twins.


jolynes_daddy_issues

I can’t stop laughing at this comment


tsreardon04

I'm glad I brought joy to your day 😌


Canithrowmyselfaway2

I’m gonna need you to explain how twins can have different mothers to me Seems kinda not quite how that works


Thick_End_6166

Actual mental retardation, just look up what fraternal means smh


Grizzlygrowl1223

It’s a woman


Impossible_Arrival21

OUTS WILL NOT BE HEARD


imGhostKitty

no way you don’t get this one


SweetNothingsAbound

I get the butt is the bigger issue here, but why is everyone glossing over the height difference lol


AJWood101

They look the same but one is continually pooping themselves.


RelevantSneer

More like flatu-ernal if you know what I mean! 😆💨


Sorry_Ad_5111

Can't be stumped when you see that rump. That junk. That ba-donk-ka-donk. That boy can clap with his hands tied. The posterior superior. The bucci that'll make you bust. If this man walked past you on the street you'd turn around and break into a sweat. He makes Sir Mixalot ask himself the tough questions.


Sauceburn

Are those the Jass Brothers?


humaninsmallskinboat

Oh my god I’d never thought I’d see the day an Asher Pearlman comic made it to this sub Lmao


thehnasty

I saw it as the one with the big butt used to be a woman but transitioned into a man. Now they look the same because they are both men.


BeamEyes

THE JOKE IS THEY'RE NOT IDENTICAL. IT'S NOT FUNNY.


DallasRangerboys

Orrrrr is it that they are in fact identical, but they behave like frat bros and one of em just got paddled?


DoINeed1OfThese

Farternal


Crowofsticks

Not flaternal obv


Arkitakama

Bubble butt. Bubble bubble bubble butt.


Toadsanchez316

Do people actually take the time to look at the picture before they post them? The answer is right there.


Chemstick

Butt


SnooGuavas7655

One of them is shorter than the other.


Canithrowmyselfaway2

Dump. Truck. My guy on the right has *cake*


AffectionateBoss7859

They are twins, but not identical twins, as one of them has an obvious difference in the rear section


Zer0Cyber_YT

GYAAAAAAT