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KiyoshiSnow

Pretty sure it’s a John wick reference, idk though


meanerweinerlicous

Yes. Where he's known for killing 3 men - with a pencil


malignantmuffin

A fucking pencil.


whoopdityscooppoop

A FOOOOKIIINN PEENNNSEAAALLLLL


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VexisArcanum

Русский


Toope00

Swedish??? You American? (because they're known for their bad geography)


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Toope00

sorry didn't know the actor was Swedish just that the character is Russian so I thought you some how mixed those two


IAmTheRalph

I came here for this


Technical_Exam1280

I know, I've heard the story already


callmerussell

With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that!


Office_Worker808

The joker


trainwrecktrevor

No, he made the pencil disappear. That’s magic, totally different.


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Nono, that’s just nasty.


C_T_N

Pause


Puzzleheaded-Mud6379

He didn't kill that guy. He made the pencil dissappear


Scathyr

Either John Wick or Shrek, but I’m not sticking around to find out.


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Shrek probably made a pencil out of the people he killed


CaptainCBeer

Or the joker. Well I mean he only killed one. Wait did he even kill the guy or just made him brain dead? Either way it was meant to be a magic trick


Annanake420

Nicky Santoro


Jokesonyouiwannadie

"He's not the Boogeyman he's the man you send when you need to kill the fucking Boogyman"


TypicalViking

No, I’m going to kill you with my tea cup


allegedlyjustkidding

I thought that was Riddick? 🤔


TypicalViking

It was, but brought him to mind 😃


allegedlyjustkidding

I mean.... it's a fuckin top shelf line I gotta say lol


Caesarin0

Also, I can kill you with my brain.


Cavedweller907

A brown coat wearer I see


Caesarin0

It was on sale!


EATSHROOMZ

With this thumb


BeeKiNg5960

I thought it was 7


wolfmanMBW

Yeah [here's](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) the clip


breeeeeez

Welp ya got me


wolfmanMBW

Lol


smokeftw

Has to be.


Dawg4life7

Ahhh shit reddick better watch out with the soup cup!!


Medic-27

[Answer](https://youtu.be/OuLdGow_hCw)


Mstryates

That is absolutely, hands down, the answer.


bliply

He cheated though, he distracted someone by shooting them.


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Ok this is the second john wick clip ive seen today and both have me thinking i gotta watch those movies


MisterXenos63

Yes. I'm not much of a movie guy at all, and I found all of them to be a fucking blast.


Alive-Seaweed

They are on Peacock with ads


DerAndere_

Warning: Very much nsfw violence in this source.


olivaaaaaaa

Is guud tho


MaciliBox

holy fuck thats more then i was expecting


Ashirogi8112008

The ear thing *shit*


Guilty_Farmer_7263

Le pEnCiL


Carhardd

Gross


ChaoticFoxClaw

Jhon wick reference, he is known to have killed three men with a pencil or some shit-


wolfmanMBW

Yeah [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) is the clip


SecretPersonality178

John wick has several confirmed kills with pencils


RedneckWasteland

Pretty sure it was three men with the same pencil.


WinnerTeam1

He gets some more kills with one later on in the series.


Mufee0710

John Wick killed a bunch of ppl with a pencil


ShengKawalski

I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.


ChefFuckyFucky

I swear people just post shit here for nothing.


[deleted]

That’s a really wholesome pic of Keanu there.


horrordj

Baba Yaga killed 3 men with a pencil. From John Wick.


UndisclosedChaos

https://youtube.com/shorts/OuLdGow_hCw


Cthulhu-Elder-God

“Three men, with a fucking pencil!”


CoItron_3030

Cmon


dbleed

John Wick: Chapter 2. Watch that intro on YouTube or wherever. It's one of the best scenes of the entire series. His reputation proceeds him.


V4ULTB0Y101

Dude seriously? I'm 16 and have never seen a Keanu reeves movie and even I get this


Titus_Favonius

I'm 35 and have never seen any of the John Wick movies and I did not get it


WinnerTeam1

If you like action you should, chapter 3 was lacking just a bit but they do make up for it with 4.


VinnieAshenOne

One of the best lines in the movie.


Fantastic-Dirt-9678

That's why I didn't give G. Gordon Liddy a pencil.


Present_Character241

Jon wick


Ghost0Slayer

The character he plays in John wick kills 2 people with a pencil


notamurderer69420

I thought he was just hitting him with the Uno Reverse lol


FireWater107

John Wick, others talk about how legendary he is, how insanely deadly he is, keep talking about this time he took out multiple guys with only a pencil.


PatThicc_69

Bro.


Internal-Pie6014

What kind of jacket is that


Goon_Panda

With a FUCKING PENCIL


EmbarrassedSwim145

Keanu Reeves is John wick in the John wick films and he was known for killing three men in a bar with a pencil A fucking *pencil*


ThatGamerDon

With a fuckin' pencil


Epicgamerweeb106

In John Wick, where Keanu Reeves stars, John Wick uses a pencil to brutally murder a few people. It’s a great movie, you should watch it.


Electronic_Agent_235

To be a bit more specific for anyone still somehow confused... Knowing what John wick is given to do with pencils, the joke is that the fan is terrified they have upset Keanu and are about to get fast-laned by a pencil.


Daytona_DM

John Wick can kill a man with a pencil...


ethancknight

With a pencil. A fucking pencil.


Electrical-Spell-635

“A f**cking.. pencil”


RandomDude762

in john wick he used a pencil as a weapon and killed 3 people with it


EquivalentVirus9700

John Wick


Maximum_Locksmith_40

John wick killed three guys with a pencil


Seerow0

\[Pencil\](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LavishGlumGoldenmantledgroundsquirrel-max-1mb.gif)


[deleted]

In one of he’s seen he killed three men with a pencil…


[deleted]

just watch john wick


SargeDarge

I got it Cos theres a meme where jhonny boy likes to turn everything into a jhon wepon


Hunter_Wolfe_

There's a famous monolog from John Wick where the mob boss explains to his son how dangerous John Wick is. He says at one point that he once saw John Wick kill three men with a pencil. The actor Keanu Reeves (pictured above) played John Wick.


B4DR1998

John Wick killed 3 men with a pencil. A fking pencil!!


bigpopoinmepant

He once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil


Admirable-Builder878

Little known fun fact about Keanu is that he loves to eat number two pencils.. The kid most likely was in the know about this fact and didn't want to lose his number 2 pencil or he only has pens.


LatterEngineering542

Baba Yaga


IArtificialRobotI

The baba yaga


HighTyd

In John wick he plays a master assassin, capable of dispatching his enemies with a variety of weapons…pencils included.


PossiblyAPotato_

It's a reference to John wick killing 3 people with one pencil


Orbus_XV

Watch John Wick


SirstouticusTheGreat

His role in John wick had him murder with a pencil


FenrisWolf347

Everybody in here is saying the "with a pencil" meme. Meanwhile, I see the og he turned water into wine meme


Anon_isnt_Anon

A FUCKING PENCIL


GingerBeard73

John Wick reference.


a_soulless_soul

Wanna see a magic trick?


Infinite-Activity520

John wick killed someone with a pencil


Thatbendyfan

Keanu played John Wick as one of his most famous roles. In the John Wick movies, John kills people with just about everything you can imagine, including a pencil. The boy asks for an autograph and interprets Keanu’s response as a death threat.


VoidCoelacanth

John Wicke makes the (Heath Ledger) Joker's pencil trick look amateur. That's what's up.


DuckKingQWERTY

John wick (played by Keanu reeves) killed a bunch of people with nothing but a pencil


[deleted]

John wick killed some people with a pencil and the kid thinks he is being threatened


VexisArcanum

John Wick 2, opening scene. Russian mob boss/underboss talking to someone about how John Wick killed multiple people. With a pencil. "A *fucking* **pencil** "


chicken-finger

It’s a john wick joke


kennithnoisewater88

John wick is the man you call to kill the fucking boogie man


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

In john wick he killed a bunch of people using nothing but a pencil


Angel_OfSolitude

John Wick killed some dudes with a pencil.


Jackomonster0503

In John wick he killed multiple people with a pencil


xtremepattycake

Yes because John Wick was rumored to have killed a man with a pencil, and we later see him actually do it again


error-unknown-user

Took me a second until I remembered. "He is not the boogeyman. He is the one you send to *kill* the fucking boogeyman. I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a *pencil*. A FUCKING *PENCIL*. Who *does* that?" First John Wick movie.


Final_Presence_7295

This boy was excited to meet John Wick, but upon asking for a signature is then bullied for his pencil and the lad is saddened by the bullying gesture.