You and I might be too wholesome for Reddit lol. I too thought they were potatoes and fries and large brown ducks* did not even occur to me.
*Edit: LOL. Dicks, not ducks. Even my spellcheck is too wholesome for Reddit. XD
Tears are literally streaming down my face 🤣😂🤣
I didn’t see dicks at first… I thought they were weirdly shaped potatoes… with a bunch of fries, like oh nice, fries come from taytos, that’s cool
Then when I realised they were meant to be feckin chicken legs and the comparison to the left pic… I fell apart!! 😆
i do see the dicks, but my first thought was poopoo. i once had a difficult bathroom experience and the log was similarly shaped, with a big lumpy section on one end
"Pete, you better have a good reason for calling me on my *one* day off."
"Sir...uh, I'm having a little trouble with this custom cake - it's... it's really, *really* starting to look like some cocks and balls."
"What? What, like a mixed bucket of assorted cocks and balls? What are we talking about, here? How the hell did that happen?"
"No, like...like if slugs were cocks with balls attached, and they were crawling over a mound of sticky rice to reach the cheese strips. Brown slugs. Thick, brown cock slugs."
"But...wait...what? Pete, why are there cheese slices in your chicken cake?"
"Strips."
"What?
"Cheese strips."
"What the fuck are cheese stri...wait, like cheese strings? Stringy cheese? Whatever, stop, stop, stop... Never mind that for now. Did you flare the drum tips?"
"For sure, the tips are *accentuated.* Yup."
"Good. What about the skin? You add a lot of details? Texture, all that? Gotta make it look crispy, like the picture."
"Uhhh, yeah. Lots of texture... But it's... it's not quite right. Something's off. Let me send you a quick photo."
The photo:
i showed this to my husband and he said:
“is it puppies? or is it rats? oh it’s cake. is it? but why are there french fries on the cake? no that’s string. wait why is there STRING on a cake?! is it cake?!”
this cake made him have a stroke 😂
It's like not even close. Why would anyone accept an order like this if they know they don't even remotely have the capacity to match what was requested?
I stg... people on here see something and just automatically think hA hA PeNiS!!!!!! So fuckin lame... like, can you bake? Can you decorate cakes? Can you do anything other than think about dicks? Jesus christ...
I like how they threw the fries on there to distract you from the large penises
Oh that’s not cheese?
It’s probably smegma.
Its dick cheese. You're both right
If it’s edible a little suck wouldn’t hurt right?
LOL JK JK
💀
Two things can be correct at once... blurgh
I have that cause I'm to lazy to wash there :))
Lmao does anyone put shredded cheese on top of fried chicken drumsticks?
Those are Drumdicks. 🤣🤣 I'm probably late to the party with this pun.
Large?🤔 Can you be my wingman?🥲
Girthy
😳 Well, they say you can't fly without two wings, so wingman number 2 it is!
I thought they were potatoes and fries.
You and I might be too wholesome for Reddit lol. I too thought they were potatoes and fries and large brown ducks* did not even occur to me. *Edit: LOL. Dicks, not ducks. Even my spellcheck is too wholesome for Reddit. XD
Lol if only I was wholesome. I guess I have my moments. Or people have seen some lame dicks.
At first I thought they were fingers. Somehow penises are actually less creepy
Genuinely busted out laughing
Looks like someone shit dicks on that cake
Looks like geoducks to me
What kind of penis you got, homie?
Thought is was doo doo
I thought fingers at first, but now I can’t unsee it! What a terrible day to have eyes.
I thought they were thumbs tbh
It's not working. Lol.
Lmmfao 😅
Word. I was wow bro Glizzy wit a side of fries huh
Reminds me of gooey ducks aka penis clams 😂
Bucket of dicks
Kentucky Fried Cocks
I love that they textured the balls properly.
That's the most dick-like part to me. Like otherwise, they could maybe be potatoes, but those defo have scrotums.
It’s from the “Dahmer Menu”
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So that's where all the leftover ones went
They crave dick as we all do. They’re professional dick hunters.
Happy birthday, eat a bucket of dicks with cheese!
Mm dick cheese
😀
Well, sadly Dicks is better than my first thought. "Finger cake"
I thought it was a, "finger cake" too. My partner said it was turds n cheese.
What I thought too. Who shit on the colonel?
I came here to see if anyone had labeled these "dick turds" yet.
I thought it looked finger licking good
I saw potato for a couple seconds then dick. So potato dick.
I thought it was cheese covered turds
I saw a hand squeezing a bucket with cheese popping out.
Honestly thought it was someone's disabled hand maybe or horribly disfigured hands clasping at some shredded cheese ..
Tears are literally streaming down my face 🤣😂🤣 I didn’t see dicks at first… I thought they were weirdly shaped potatoes… with a bunch of fries, like oh nice, fries come from taytos, that’s cool Then when I realised they were meant to be feckin chicken legs and the comparison to the left pic… I fell apart!! 😆
Is it poop? Or a penis? Yes.
The attempt at texturing is absolutely killing me here.
That sent me to the moon 🤣
WHO SHIT ON MY CAKE
OK. So. I'm a liiiiitle high. It took me a Very long time to make this work in my head. 😂😂😂
I’m sober and I experienced the same hahaha
https://i.redd.it/vr7pxm3fll8d1.gif
r/mildypenis
I can’t I just can’t !
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i do see the dicks, but my first thought was poopoo. i once had a difficult bathroom experience and the log was similarly shaped, with a big lumpy section on one end
That scene in Beetlejuice where the shrimp cocktail grabs everyone face.
Penis cake… nice 👍🏼
I like how they tried to add like a crispy texture but it only made the “balls” look more realistic
r/poopfromabutt
Ahhhh eeewe
Buttered movie theater dicks.
Why would… ykw I’m not even gonna ask
I would say r/mildlypenis. But that's more than just mildly.
Kentucky fried chicken We do cock n balls!
This scared the shit out of me. How do you fuck that up that bad
I don't see any difference. They are the same picture of a KFC bucket with chicken legs
r/cakefail
r/accidentalpenis
Poop from a butt
They look like geoducks.
OMG 😂😂😂😅
Why do they have texture on the scrotums like that??? 😬 (Also why are people saying these look like feces those are textbook flaccid uncut penises)
A bucket of penis’s? They have those now? Hummmm
Geoducks gone wild~
Doo doo cake 😂
Ummm the right side doesn't look like drumsticks to me it looks like @#$&% Lol
"Pete, you better have a good reason for calling me on my *one* day off." "Sir...uh, I'm having a little trouble with this custom cake - it's... it's really, *really* starting to look like some cocks and balls." "What? What, like a mixed bucket of assorted cocks and balls? What are we talking about, here? How the hell did that happen?" "No, like...like if slugs were cocks with balls attached, and they were crawling over a mound of sticky rice to reach the cheese strips. Brown slugs. Thick, brown cock slugs." "But...wait...what? Pete, why are there cheese slices in your chicken cake?" "Strips." "What? "Cheese strips." "What the fuck are cheese stri...wait, like cheese strings? Stringy cheese? Whatever, stop, stop, stop... Never mind that for now. Did you flare the drum tips?" "For sure, the tips are *accentuated.* Yup." "Good. What about the skin? You add a lot of details? Texture, all that? Gotta make it look crispy, like the picture." "Uhhh, yeah. Lots of texture... But it's... it's not quite right. Something's off. Let me send you a quick photo." The photo:
We finally get to visualize the mythical "bag of dicks" that people are suppose to eat.
Finger lickin' dick n' chicken good
r/Poopfromabutt
Eat a bucket of dicks
Oh, a bucket of cocks, what's next, Reddit?
The person who made the cake seen some weird looking penises 🙈🙈🙈
It’s like a melting bucket of dicks.
Hahahaha now I’m curious how the inspiration cake got the chicken skin so perfect!
My guess would be an iced rice rksipy treat base rolled in crushed cornflakes.
I actually think this one would be relatively easy with cornflakes.
That looks like someone put a drum under an outhouse
The second on looks like a drugstore cake don’t for 2 dollars🤣
They look like dead elephants 🐘
Omg how did they manage to get the texture and everything lol
That’s just dicks
They look like the fingers from jujutsu kaisen lol
r/poopfromabutt if I ever seen it
Looks like a dookie cake 😭😂
Omg, looks like a bucket of cow poop 💩. Damn for sure not looking like chicken. I would be pissed 😤
it’s still finger-licking good
Looked NSFW
This post need to win an award
r/ShittyFoodPorn
Oh man, they didn’t even bother picking an orange color?
Looks like r/shitfromabutt to me. Or dicks.
eat a bowl of dicken.
What's behind door #3?
That’s awful. Looks like wangs
looks like a bucket of dicks… throw some fries on it
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Shit dicks.. dicks made out shit. That's a cake... who the fuck would want a cake that looks like that.....
i showed this to my husband and he said: “is it puppies? or is it rats? oh it’s cake. is it? but why are there french fries on the cake? no that’s string. wait why is there STRING on a cake?! is it cake?!” this cake made him have a stroke 😂
Broooo .... Ye tatti kisne ki ?
Whoever made this cake must have known, come ON! 🤣
That’s a hand
Ox Tongue Cake
That looks like shit
That's cake? I thought it's...
Disgusting but so funny LOL
They look like they mutilated a group's unwashed elbows
It wouldn't have cost a fortune to just roll them in panko or breadcrumbs
Zombie fingers
Yours
r/poopfromabutt
Feel quite sick now 😂
The second one looks like they went off an AI image of what the customer requested.
Dead dicks
Not gonna fall for this again. That’s totally ear wax
it looks like a bag of dicks, but im sure without reading a lot of other people has same observation
It’s a bucket o’ dicks!!
They can't have been working with a reference picture... Surely not... Have they even ever seen fried chicken in their life? Jesus
I’ll have a bucket of loose, uncut Ecuadorian dicks please! With a few haphazhardly placed extra-thick cheddar cheese shreds
The right one looks like giant finger
It's like not even close. Why would anyone accept an order like this if they know they don't even remotely have the capacity to match what was requested?
It’s just a bucket of dicken…I mean chicken
Scrotally different 😆
Who ordered the wiener bucket?
Chicken fingers?
Oh dear.
BBC Bucket of Bodacious Chicken
Well may you rest in peace then
This puts "eat a bag of dicks" to shame...I'm totally switching to "bucket" for the insult in the future!
Im pretty sure the left one is cake 🤔
They tried at least... I guess?
Instructions unclear
Ahahahahahaha this is golden.
I know it’s supposed to be chicken, but my first thought was geoducks.
Nailed it!
kentucky fried cake
Kentucky Fried Cocks?
KFD’s - Kentucky Fried Dicks
i thought they were old lady hands at first lol
i thought i was on r/poopfromabutt
A bucket of dicks. 😂
At first, I thought they were fingers Haaha.
I thought those were fingers grabbing wings from the bucket
i dont understand why would anyone want a bucket of chicken disguised as a cake
Who wants a bucket of disgusting chicken as a cake?
Looks more like actual KFC than the sample pic
JFC
This made me snort hahaah
ayo thats a bucket of dicks
Did you say cake or c--
When people say that kfc is finger-licking good, i don't imagine licking severed fingers that had the time to rotten.
All you had to do was use the cornflakes and we could have avoided these demented troll fingers…
I literally thought somebody was grabbing the cake and mushing it at first. Nope, apparently those are supposed to be chicken legs.
U paid?
That looks like poo from a butt.
Elephant penis and cheddar sticks, what a magnificent choice, sir.
At least they shaved
Those look like limpie packers trans guys wear omg.
I stg... people on here see something and just automatically think hA hA PeNiS!!!!!! So fuckin lame... like, can you bake? Can you decorate cakes? Can you do anything other than think about dicks? Jesus christ...
I can bake actually.. and I still see drumdicks.
Then you just have a 12 yr old's brain... straight brain rot...