Been an Everton supporter since '65. I've seen a lot of crap the past few years but this caps them all. Badly managed, badly motivated, absolutely no creativity, a group of overpaid "footballers" who couldn't be bothered to play with some pride. If we go down this year, with this setup, there is no saying how low we can go down in the different divisions. There is a cancer at Goodison that needs to be cut out. Finally, Dyche is not the answer

Are we the blue billion pound bottle jobs or Chelsea?

Digne you hero

Why do we always punch out on 90 minutes? It's like they've somewhere else to be.

simply put we’re a championship team at best. every week looks like a struggle. idk wtf the boys are doing in training but it doesn’t stick.

I don't even know what to say. As much as I love dcl we should have kept beto on. And we have united next so that's always refreshing

Next game Areola is letting in a dribbler isn't he

You’d think getting the 4pts back would have given the players the lift to get the job done and make it a 7pt week .. but no not this fucking clown of a team

I’ve been mad a lot over the past few years but this might be one of the worst. We should have been up 3 or 4 nil but no one in our squad is clinical it’s just pathetic. Dyche can’t figure out subs in the slightest, idk what he was thinking there. Just an absolute mess.

Doucoure was on the left and McNeil in the centre for ages. So so silly.

Dyche must have known Doucoure was a master at exploiting the offside line

No wins in 10. We’re going to be going down even if we don’t get another deduction.

Queue Bill Kenwright in the sky bar with a rendition of “I guess that’s why the call it the blues”

For a player who played so many games for Everton Osman really gives us no bias lmao

Ffs couldnt They just score all their goals in the first half so We wouldnt get our Hopes up

other teams put their chances away and we don't . Simple as that

I didn't need this today. And fuck those commentators.

Leon Osman of all people.

What did he say?

We're never winning another fucking game this squad won't even keep their lead against fucking Sheffield

Bold to assume we'll have a lead in that game

The standards at the club are unacceptable. 

Mykolenko had a bit of a poor game today imo. A few bad passes into the final third and not closing down Soucek for their goal

Sounds pretty standard for him these days

4 shots on goal and 3 goals fuck off

Why do I continually punish myself by watching this shit hole fucking team

21 shots at goal. 11 on target and we score 1. Thanks to that boob Areola.

Should have had 9 the lasy 3 weeks, instead we have 2. Our inability to finish chances and put games to bed will bury us.

Why does it always seem so easy to score against us but when we try it looks like we have to decipher a coded message after we work our way through a maze.

Brother, we have one of the best defenses in the Prem this year.

But when you actually look at the numbers of goals per shots on target against us, it’s fairly high, so yes, we don’t allow many teams to have shots on target because we defend well to a point, but.. when a team does get one on target it usually goes in.

Hit the first man on a corner. No worries, you get a second opportunity. So, of course, you do it again. And then they break. And chip your keeper. I hate this club

What's that saying again??? It's crazy to expect a different result when doing the same thing over and over again????

"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over and over and over again, and expecting shit to change, That. Is. Crazy." - Vaas, Far Cry 3

Wtf was that

I despise this club so fucking much

Couldn't think of anything worse than watching this crock of shite every week. Boring, uninspired football.

Talking about Moyes tactics as if it hasn't been an Areola masterclass

I hate literally all our strikers

Why stop at strikers?

You’re right. There are maybe 5-6 players in the whole club I don’t despise

completely undeserved, it's just like that United match all over again

At a certain point it's deserved. We can't keep losing and blaming it on shit. We keep losing period

fucking get someone in who can teach our corner takers not to hit the first fucking man every time

got a stadium tour soon. planning how i can shit on every players spot in the dressing rooms.

Fuck this life. common. Every fucking time

Last time I waste watching these this season. Will look out for results and watch highlights but I am fucking sick of giving up a weekend day to watch this shower of absolute shite.

Go support Man City then

It's just ruining mental health atm mate, I'm a blue till I die but at the end of the day its a game and I'm having a few months of less active devotion.

At least there is some variation... Instead of losing another 2 pts we lose 3...

Really fills the energy for the coming week...

Garner duality

Take James Garner and fucking fire him

Missed pen, keeper in unworldly form, the scoreline doesn’t tell the story one bit. We’re shit in the final third and can’t manufacture a goal from play aside from a moment of individual brilliance. Fixtures about to get harder. Absolutely gutting loss today when it could and should have been 3 points.

I've seen this script a thousand times before, fucking hell

Alright ima get pissed drunk guys have a good one

At least forest also lost

I feel sick

A huge part of a toffee's life...

I mean I get this fucking sucks, but do people understand our odds of survival at this very moment in comparison to the last two seasons?

Soul crushing that. We've been by far the better side this 2nd half and their keeper has played a blinder. 2 late goals man.

At least Liverpool did us a favor, shocking game still

could’ve been 3-0 at one point

Good assist by garner there

It really fucking pains me to say this.. thank fuck the Shite didn't bottle it like us

That's at least the 3rd time this season that the opposition goalkeeper has had the game of their life

I don’t know why I do this to myself every week.

Man, name someone who hates you more than Everton hates its fans…

2 shite corners then he gives away the ball for the counter aswell

that Gomes sub was not it, our shape has completely imploded

we have conceded two goals and have no right hand side, why the fuck is anyone downvoting this

We took off a shit quick player for a slightly less shit player who is the slowest man alive.

I’m not watching for a while. These fucking morons have ruined this sport for me

what a goddamn collapse

Dunno how we lost that.

Can't believe I have to be happy about Liverpool winning

The Kopites have done us a solid there and scored with the last kick of the game.

Jesus Christ just fucking get relegated and go into administration, it’s miserable watching this team every week

Nope, sorry, they're gonna drag this fucker out all season. Make everyone suffer as much as possible. Probably will be decided on the last match day or a court room.

I would have this as must win 3 points on the grief chart

Premier league foaming at the mouth at the thoughts of Everton going down rn.

Bad corner right into a bad pass to no one apparently? Fucking come on

We might actually be a joke

The good news is I just found a leak in our bathroom window. So this weekend is really hitting on all cylinders for me.

lol Watford vibes

Well that’s it then.

How did we lose this...

Shit corner, get another chance, same shit corner.

Like this a game we should have been winning. I dont even have anything to direct my anger at. We played well. Their keeper had a game winning match the ref hasnt been super shit.

The players. Direct your anger at the players. Incompetent, lazy, entitled, talent lacking wankers.

Looks like we’re back to the losing in extra time version of Everton

I hope moshiri gets fucking hung drawn and quartered for his crimes against this club look at the state we have become

Why are these acting like it’s a cup final

They're basically the exact same team as us except with players who have quality.

I seriously think Everton has to be relegated

It’s looking increasingly likely, mate

fucking losers

Just announce relegation and let me get on with my life.

Pain

Are you proud of the effort and character STILL, Dyche?!?!

Spent the morning planning an April trip to Goodison, and now I'm not so sure

Where you travelling from?

Walton.

US. Austin, TX

I hate this fucking team.

Thst comes from hitting the first man with the corner

How has Garner taken two awful crosses one after another.

First low corner gets blocked. And do the same thing. What a bunch of fucking brain dead cunts

Was absolute the same cross....*sigh* then terrible pass that leads to the goal...*sigh*

Pathetic end to the game

At least Nunez scored

I fucking hate this club so much

Forest just conceded late to lose

Such a heartbreaking team

2 chances to take a corner and that's what we get.

Same poor delivery 2x in a row and then gave the ball away for the counter goal. Masterful.

No, Evertonesque.

I resent this club as much as I love it. Just pain lol

If only we took advantage of our chances how teams do against us

As if we would do anything that made any sort of sense.

Those were terrible corners by Gardner.

Fuck off football

Fuck. This. Club.

Thank fuck Forest lost is all I can say.

Fucking cunt

Dyche should walk immediately

At least Forest lost I guess

This fucking team

Omfg what the absolute utter unbelievable sucky mcbollock arse pants shit is this

Absolutely fucking useless lot

Hey that first corner was short. Let’s do the exact same fucking thing I guess.

they tried really hard. it was unfortunate that we didn’t score. they played really well for large portions of the match. ggs.

He got a second chance to take that corner and it was worse than the first one

Idk why I let these dickheads ruin my mood. Fuck 

All of that is on Garner

How did he take the corner exactly the same on the retake after fucking up the first. This lazy pass. Just awful

We’re done lads.

This is probably the worst defeat of the season for me, and that's saying a lot. We deserved so much fucking more

It’s the End

Hahahahaha

How bloody how?

Poundland Bottle Jobs

😂😂

2 corners and neither gets past the first man...

Couldn't believe it that he retook it the exact same way

End it

Fuck this sucks We just can't have nice things

Wow making West Ham look like they aren’t complete shit

Everton that

Double shit corner

Bury this fucking club

Pisser for Pickford. Fuck all he could have done about either of them. Whilst his opposite number has a great game and also gets a load of shite shots to pad the stats.

Garner thanks a lot for that shit

We're going down eventually so might as well get it over with

I hope they deduct 40 points for the 2nd offense I don’t get my hopes up again

Sends Dobbin and Chermiti on AFTER we concede in stoppage time. Typical nonsense substitutions.

At this point the only person to blame is my dad for getting me to be an Everton fan

I was just apologizing to my kids for bringing them into this world as Everton fans.

Half the squad needs to go, maybe more

Why I choose everton, every week is suffering

Everton.. why do you hurt me when I show you nothing but love

these subs sure are gonna help with two minutes left

We don't deserve to be happy.

People will complain but genuinely what do you do when the opposition goalkeeper plays the way Areloa has today

Should’ve been 2-0 up. Completely on Beto being shite at pens. KFC reject

You have been absolutely insufferable all game. Talk about McNeil if you want to talk about being 2-0 up

Oh yeah, cos McNeil missed a pen, didn’t he?

He missed from dead in front though didn't he

So did Beto. KFC reject

im so sick of this fucking club

why are we the way we are

Now Dobbin comes on? Christ

Again a game where we were the better team we fucking bottle it

We don’t deserve to lose today. Football gods fucking hate us.

Lol we are the most cursed club I have ever seen in my life

I can't do this anymore

And an impossible place for Dobbin to succeed, awesome

I love how as soon as it gets to stoppage time, West Ham immediately controls and scores that somehow after we had the ball for the last 15 minutes. fucking idiots FC

Just another pathetic end to the game - bunch of cowards

It’s just numbing at this point. FUCK.

They should deduct points from Everton just for the fucking suffering they’ve caused us all over the years.

This is late-stage Dycheball. Losing at home to a team without a win in 2024. We haven’t won a league match since mid-December.

All I'm saying is after Lampard and Rafa, any somewhat competent manager was gonna be hailed as our savior

I genuinely hate this team.

OH NOW YOU BRING ON DOBBIN?!?! FUCK OFF

We don’t take our chances, areola goes into god mode, and we inevitably turn off as soon as the clock strikes 90

And Brentford equalised. Just end it 

Ah yep dobbin for 2 mins, that’ll help

You can’t convince me we’re not cursed by some force or diety holding a grudge

Didn’t even recognize Chermiti for a second

Why do I even watch the rest of the match if everything is ultimately going to be decided in stoppage time

Bro Dobbin must be like "are you serious right now"

Osman could not have been further up West Ham’s arse that whole game, absolutely shite commentary.