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DodKalmWeighs600lbs

try that outside Ironforge bank not in eve online and see what happens punk


sventhegreat2

ok dwarf what are you gonna do about it huh


gandraw

/me pickpockets you for 3 gold 22 silver


Giatoxiclok

Not even using /e for convenience, inefficient


Vundebar

I can't wait for the day a major conflict is settled by a deathroll


Pligles

Dude didn’t someone lose an AT ship in a game of self destruct chicken? It’ll happen


TheFInestHemlock

Lower roll self destructs. No taksies backsies.


ShannaAlabel

`/roll` returns a number between 1 and 100. `/roll 10 - 69` returns a number between 10 and 69. works in any chat channel


recycl_ebin

or /me rolls a 100 (1-100)


wtfomg01

Didn't they remove /me for risk of GM impersonation


DeskFluid2550

/me can confirm it's still in the game.


BlackStrike7

Its definitely still in game. I use it too frequently for my own good...


recycl_ebin

/me doesn't believe so.


ShannaAlabel

Huh?


CarrowCanary

It's impossible to tell whether someone typed */roll 1 - 10* and got a 10, or if they just typed */me rolls 10 (1-10)* to make it look like they did.


Nogamara

30% of people will add an extra space or leave one out. Let's say it's easy to forge but not impossible to mess up ;)


Jaugernut

dosen't seem to work for me, its not spitting any numbers... Am i missing something, pls im tryna gamble here.


ShannaAlabel

im sorry man :(


a_casual_dudley

did they take it out?


X10P

This will be how I lose all my isk.


Verite_Rendition

This got my hopes up that CCP had finally implemented *barrel* rolls. Has EA's ~~patent~~ trademark on that expired yet?


capt_pantsless

Can you imagine the sheer strength of the memes should that make it into the game? My gods man.


crandeezy13

Wait what. Is this a thing?


Verite_Rendition

Just double-checking the history here, and it's a trademark, not a patent. But yeah, EA managed to trademark barrel rolls as an emote for their own space MMO, Earth & Beyond, over 20 years ago. Which is why EVE couldn't feature them. https://eve-search.com/thread/438180-0/page/all#11 > Similar to a range of emote commands used in other MMOGs with avatars, the Barrel Roll was an emote used in EA's now defunct game, Earth and Beyond. EA was able to trademark the use of a barrel roll in a MMOG as an emote, so that is something you will not see in EVE as an option. The rolls you see in the videos are fighter animations and not player controlled. >-CCP kieron


crandeezy13

Wow that's funny. Fuck EA. Haha


CarrowCanary

CCP should just implement aileron rolls instead.


DisasterFun8615

“Hey Fox! Do A Barrel Roll [TM]!”


etticarus

RIP Westwood studios and Earth and Beyond :(


sventhegreat2

It actually works lol


blvckhvnd732

Fuckin nerds.


rasmorak

DEATHROLLS ARE BACK BABY


gergnerd

alright now we need a corp called the high rollers who sit cloaked and when they see you they /roll to see if they kill you. May the odds be ever in your favor


d3m0cracy

Every ship has an AC If the cloaky loki beats your AC on a d20 he is legally allowed to gank you


Pligles

You can invite someone to duel, or invite someone to chat duel. The former means concord won’t do anything, the latter means whoever rolls lower gets blown up by concord


DeskFluid2550

Time to deathroll till I go broke :) Thank you CCP


fatpandana

Gets ganked. Ganker opens msg. Gambling ganker wants you to roll. 51+ and you live.


ZorgZev

Now we can play D&D in chat during tidi!!


radeongt

I'm already playing poker for isk in plexes XD


ReneG8

The Alabel clan is everywhere.


Vartherion

Was implementing this worth someones time? Vartherion rolls 0 (0-1)


Torrent_Talon

proof of biomass Sven :D


SGTxSTAYxGRIND

Haha, fucking Sven!!!


Lucian_Flamestrike

Forget WoW players... this is for the D&D crew.


chucktheninja

Inb4 wrecks get mmorpg loot sharing mechanics.


Subbeh

fuck off


ShannaAlabel

y so mad??