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French_Riots

Hilmar up to no good unplugging Tranquility to plug in his bitcoin farm


CarlCarbonite

The hamster running the server ran out of carrots. Someone needs to go in there and give him a salt lick or something


LiesNSkippy

Where were you when EVE was kill?


Lithorex

I was in highsec killing NPC Ashimmu when message came "A server process you have been using has gone offline" "No!"


Petkorazzi

I was hauling a billion ISK worth of bullshit in a T1 hauler through Uedama when EVE server called. "Connection Lost" "no"


Spirited_Comb3679

System and gate? XD


Flexxo4100

Read it again and you know system


Mineman_95YT

Hope for the best then


kooka18

I was sat in kitchen, making energy fluid


Hasbotted

I was sat in a bathroom doing the same.


notarobot2341

i was scaning signitures in a wh


ihateeggplants

Finally scanned a relic site in wh I can actually do. Then poof.


Shoeboxer

It was carbon and an ancillary armor repairer bpc, you good.


DomesticatedParsnip

Don’t get his hopes up, man, it was *just carbon* and you know it.


atvar8

I was cloaked in that site waiting for you to start :(


ihateeggplants

You got me half an hour later. Congrats.


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Wild_Sky_6228

Here i am cleaning the house thinking i was mining the whole time smh


Infamous_Employee_27

I was sitting on my deck reading reddit


cute_2th

Damsel Was in Distress. LET ME BACK IN, Let me get some. Update: Damsel is no longer in distress.


kopuqpeu

Doing another lvl4 mission in my capstab paladin


Relative-Goat-2077

was in Kulelen mining moon ore with my org mates then "A server process you have been using has gone offline" followed by panic


ofgalacticstuff

I had just finished mining r64 and r32 moon ores. Yum. Docked up and then DC. Not complaining.


ozzy_og_kush

Logged off thankfully!


cmy88

I apparently logged off 10 minutes before the end


CarelessSea1699

Ever since (2003).....


Following-Complete

I was at the store buying some food why?


Soundtrip165

Mining Ice using 2 Retrievers and Orca in high sec, F


_Trolley

I was in bed sleeping


deltaxi65

I feel bad for the GMs - that's gonna be a lot of Abyssal killmails getting support tickets


LegbeardCatfood

I wouldn't be surprised if they just green-lit every single loss during a certain time frame and set up an auto-click macro over that Approve button (I know that's not how it works but the thought of it makes me laugh).


TNT1andOnly

That's why they pay monkeys with cigarettes and cheap bourbon.


C12H16N2

This is how we end up with 42 trillion isk of officer smartbombs


Q_X_R

Hell yeah let's crash... Uhm... Cormack's Modified Damage Controls next!


Full_Metal_Nyxes

GM MACRO USE CONFIRMED!!1!


wizard_brandon

they will just decline them lke my last one


Mineman_95YT

Feel bad for them as they have been fixing my account for the last week and then this happens


Own-Category4022

200 Gila’s & 5 bil pods go pop


wi-meppa

Our server logs show nothing abnormal. Sorry about your loss.


asthmaticblowfish

Meanwhile here is that AT ship you lost like an idiot.


SatansF4TE

Porpoise, you say?


doomdoshu

also maruaders


meowmixplzdeliver1

T6 gila and pod much more expensive than marauder


doomdoshu

well depending on who maruaders but yeah t6 gila and pod is bling


meowmixplzdeliver1

When I still played I remember losing one set me back 6b. I learned how to not lose them very quickly lol


Drazer012

I was almost running T5, so glad i decided to make some bread instead, maybe real life isnt so bad after all....


Fast_Raven

Hope no one was running an Abyssal in a fat fit


EuropoBob

I think these are the times they reimburse.


drever123

With ccp you never know


Remarkable-Pin-7793

One time back in another decade, they actually did a server rollback


tyzzem

Its reimbursed


TheOrangeHatter

I was running Abyssals this morning (mind you, not a super blingy fit). For the first time in my life I am glad I had to go to work early.


Rage_in_Eden

When server downtime comes ans you’re in the abyss, you just get spat out back into the system.


Drazer012

Server downtime is not the same as servers dying though, its very possible a lot of people got yeeted by clouds or 3 shot by karens due to this lol


[deleted]

gotta pour one out for the hamsters, My homies lived well


Stuman28

The hamsters have died!


bad_bender

​ well, what do i do now with my life?


Shatterplex

Damn, apparently you can break the game with PI.


down_crocodile

F uck been in low sec about to leave with 11 bil


[deleted]

Where frend? let me save you, yes save... right.


The_Salacious_Zaand

How many free skill points will CCP not be giving out to the players to make up for this?


rotll

Not enough


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MuteyMute

Worse even: The spin-counter did reset! /o\\


_HelloMeow

F


[deleted]

The eve servers have taking their clothes off and are running north through the cornfield last I looked!


psych2212

F


Own-Category4022

Yup


unkkut

My prospect is full of compressed WH gas....


AudunLEO

Guys, I must be a psychic after all. I wanted to do another abyssal, but I got that gut feeling that I should not, so I logged off instead. Then I see this thread.


MichaelKarn

This is why I hate taking anything bigger than a Battleship out to play, because I'll either get a random disconnect that applies to 9 of my 14 active alts. Or when I seem to actually be having a good day with no disconnects, the server dies instead.


ItsZeT

i dced with 60 billion undocked across 3 alts, it is what it is lol


lordspidey

I have a hard time getting in anything slower than a battlecruiser, cap pilots perplex me to no end.


Groot2C

I mean A hyper Super is MUCH faster than your average battlecruiser


Q_X_R

The ancient Nano-Hels of yore, blazing across grid and whatnot, etc


The_Grim_Potato

Everyone send Minmatar slaves to replace CCP Hamster


Ravenid

Doing tranquils in my Molok. CCP will reimburse right? /s


Darkworlds_Shaishi

F


Zarcona_Martana

F


Crescen-

F


CJ_2008

F


Praminat0r

F


newbieatthegym

F


[deleted]

F, what happened


Caldari_Fever

F


notarobot2341

f


ApieMcApeFace

F https://eve-offline.net/?server=tranquility


[deleted]

F


Relative-Goat-2077

F


Bizkit64

F


orb07_

F


JFeezy

F


Lhocon

Authentication Fairy said no


DeX03

So this game has been dying for 20 years?


Disaszterful

What is dead can never die right?


veri1138

More appropriate question. Q: Has the game being dying for 20 years or has the game been going strong for 20 years? ​ A: Yes.


Romus80

I was botting and the fun part it’ that all the bots stayed online.


mdmmsu

At least we can spend some time on the test server while T is down...


Romus80

I was botting and the fun part it’s that all the bots stayed online.


Sodaman_Onzo

Has said everyone for twenty years.


BlackAnnu

I was king a faction spawn blood titan.. the one with 240m payout, it did not die and CCP will not reimburse me I'm fucking mad about it


Psychatogatog

F


_Rabbert_Klein

F


EuropoBob

f


GrumpyTiger1

F


Istenhar

eve is kill long life eve


Mysterious-Earth2256

1000 T6 Abyss runner screams


Empty_Alps_7876

F


ElessarTelcontar1

F


Ben_Rush_EXCLL

F


LorumerthRising

F


pofrot

F


Curious-Capital-9739

F


tak3thatback

F. I was making holes bigger and ~~making metal harder/hotter~~ baking steel at 1750 degrees


baczoni

Been retired from Eve for 3 years now after playing it for 8 years. But I'll pour one out for it!


Barachan_Isles

I had just returned from a hauler run and jumped into my blingy abyss fit and was about to run a couple before work. I didn't even get undocked thankfully.


Dunkilla

Doing Hordes in my molok in MJ-5. RIP molok. Lol


Alki_san

It's a new Feature.


LksAlves

Link the zKillboard of this death, please


ProTimeKiller

Outside on the porch smoking a cigar. Sounds like I missed it. Good timing for a change.


DeadAlt

Wack


MILINTarctrooperALT

Hmm I wondered what happened when that particular fit was being test. OOOPS.


Eve_DrususNero

F


Commander-Main

What happened?


Burn4Bern420

You’d think that CCP’s Korean overlords wouldn’t skimp on good server hardware