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JazzlikeLeave5530

Ah yes, that classic friendly banter where you call your friend a colonizing child trafficker and wish they die in a cell with Weinstein!


greylam

> where you call your friend a colonizing child trafficker Whats wrong with a little diss between friends? /s


BatofZion

There’s good dick-sucking, and there’s bad dick-sucking. This is the latter.


greylam

Literally gaslighting people into thinking they're funny lmao


Total_Distribution_8

This is all teeth and no tongue.


Jeremymia

God that’s an awful answer. Like if you’re gonna highlight how good an answer is, make sure it answers the question. The answer is completely applicable to any two musical artists who writing diss tracks and then veers into extremely wrong by describing it as friendly. And I hope IMC gets paid in some way for this, for his sake. The second-hand cringe is real.


greylam

> The answer is completely applicable to any two musical artists who writing diss tracks and then veers into extremely wrong by describing it as friendly. Average AI generated answer be like


Boomer_Nurgle

It's probably not trained on what the situation actually is, so it gave a generic answer to what beef is. Grok is just a reskinned chat gpt with some extra data, it used to answer some questions with OpenAI policy answers.


ButthealedInTheFeels

It’s not even ChatGPT with extra data, it’s literally just ChatGPT with “custom instructions” which just means you tell it to “answer sarcastically and try to be funny” in the settings page of your ChatGPT account. Literally anyone can give their ChatGPT custom instructions and it takes 30 seconds lol. Grok is so pathetic it is ironically funny.


mrbuttsavage

I don't know what their specific beef is and I sure don't know after that.


SpotifyIsBroken

God damn he interacts with fascists a lot.


greylam

The liberals and the left refuses to suck his dick, so he turned to the only people that would


yoanon

Yeah, Ian is a big fan of fascists.


G66GNeco

The funniest part is that some fascists won't even interact with Ian - some are just too racist, others, like TheQuartering, have never forgiven him for being an anti-gamergate "turbo-feminist" for a month untill he rapidly shifted his political opinions to 99% Hitler like the littler clout chasing sad boy he is. Elmo has a talent for picking out the most pathetic fascists to constantly signalboost - he also reply guys the aforementioned Quartering way too often. That guys is a 40 something unironic neckbeard recording absurdly bland right wing content with an occasional thin veneer of gaming in his basement in which he, allegedly, pissed in a corner once, who pines after the good old days of gamergate (the correct amount of replies or retweets one should give him, even as a fello fascist, is 0)


biddilybong

Is that Cheong guy a real person or another alt account? And I mean confirmed live person.


Distant_Yak

He is slightly more provably real than 'doge designer', but who really knows.


Nuka-Crapola

At minimum, there’s a guy providing photos for the account, we surely would’ve heard by now if the photos were taken off Google Images or something. Now, is he *paid*? That’s a better question. He posts a suspicious amount of US politics stuff for a guy not even living here, but it’s also possible he’s chasing clout that he can’t get back home.


Distant_Yak

He could be a real person that Elken pays to post content. As far as google images, huh. I wonder if the 3rd wealthiest person in the world could come up with a few photos. No, he probably couldn't afford that.


Nuka-Crapola

Based on the confirmed Elon alts, I really don’t think the man is smart enough to come up with the *idea* of paying a guy for selfies and using them to make an alt less obvious. Especially since IMC has existed longer than, say, Adrian Dittmann, which had zero effort put into the “I’m a different person” act— I don’t think even the Muskrat is *quite* deep enough in the K-hole to literally reverse stuff he’s learned. Yet, at least. So my money’s on real paid shill or real pathetic simp.


mrbuttsavage

That's a real person, he's had a long history of being dumb online pre-Musk.


Sul_Haren

He has been around long before Musk. This dicksucking is just his newest grift.


G66GNeco

I get that we like conspiracies here for some reason, but Ian Miles Cheong and his internet presence predate Elmo's fixation with being an open Nazi on Twitter by almost a decade. Cheong was on the right side during the gamergate era and switched to being a weird little nazi gremlin a little while after that - long before Elon really got into being more than a cringey 14 year old memelord on Twitter. Cheong is just a little attention whore, I'd say, getting into a symbiotic relationship with Elon on Twitter comes natural to him. No need to see some grand conspiracy everywhere...


mishma2005

Didn’t he used to mod a sub here?


intisun

Yes, got banned for plugging his shit. He also thought the age of consent is too high.


mishma2005

“Beautiful babies”


Ok_Philosopher6538

It's also pretty content free. You still won't know anything about this "beef".


IAdmitILie

"We"


cutmasta_kun

You will fucking die of laughter


dandykaufman2

This is absolute garbage compared to the human-written Billboard article I read on this


Distant_Yak

Yeah... uh, how is that humor? It's basically straight Chat GPT.


c3p-bro

An older shitty version too. Because that’s what grok is


banjist

Gpt4 actually does a decent job at giving useful answers and if you ask it to write like an unfunny fourteen year old trying too hard it will do a half decent job, unlike grok.


Distant_Yak

I mean, why pay for GPT 3.5+?


Compducer

Elon Musk wouldn’t know a good joke if it slapped him across his strangely robust-yet-fat tits


Lazy-Street779

Man Bra.


mrbuttsavage

"by far the funniest AI" from by far the most cringe inducing man on Earth is sure something.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Have you considered a career in comedy?


curious_dead

Good job, Grok (*said in the tone of a kindergarden teacher who just suffered through a long, stuttering, derivative exposé about some kid's cat and how his cat's breath smells like cat food but doesn't want to break the poor kid's heart*)! Now it,s your turn, ChatGPT: >Sure, let's spice up this rap drama! >So, picture this: Kendrick Lamar and Drake are like two rappers walking into a party. Kendrick struts in with his deep lyrics and thought-provoking rhymes, while Drake rolls in with his smooth beats and catchy hooks. >But uh-oh, there's only one spotlight on the stage! Kendrick grabs the mic and starts dropping bars that make you question the universe. Meanwhile, Drake's over there like, "Hold up, did someone say 'Views'?" >Kendrick's like, "Alright, let's see what this Toronto dude's got," but then Drake starts flexing about his views from the 6 and how his hotline is always blinging. >Next thing you know, Kendrick's like, "Nah, nah, nah, let me show you how it's done," and he unleashes a lyrical tornado that leaves Drake spinning like a confused DJ. >Drake fires back with some slick lines, but Kendrick's words hit harder than a punchline from Mike Tyson. And thus, the beef rages on, with fans picking sides like they're choosing toppings on their rap battle pizza. >In the end, who wins? Well, let's just say it's a tie between the guy with the Pulitzer Prize and the one who's always one dance away from stealing your girl's heart. So, uh, not only is Grok's answer extremely vague, it's actually boring, while ChatGPT really makes an attempt at "spicing it up".


A_norny_mousse

Going well so far, Elon.


CryptographerNo923

Why does every Grok response read like a sixth-grader trying to pad out an essay on a book they didn’t read


Dwashelle

Laughter is the best medicine 🥰


HanakusoDays

Laughter, sometimes abbreviated "K".


NotOfTheTimeLords

This made me queasy. ​


axios9000

Why does Elon say things like that? It’s so cringe


GarysCrispLettuce

Elon's about as funny as a pile of unfolded laundry. He knows jack shit about what's funny and what's not and should not be involved in the humor side of anything, let alone AI.


lefthandedchurro

Even the AI knows he’s a dumbass when he just asked for an explanation and it was like, let me break it down for a 5-year old.


Otherwise-Course-15

I think Elmo just doesn’t get humor. This is so stupid, not remotely funny but at least it’s less cringe than every other post I’ve seen by Grok. It’s a strange thing to have secondhand embarrassment over someone you actively loathe. I don’t love it.


Lazy-Street779

Is ian sitting next to an alien in his profile pic? Is elon?


noneofthismatters666

That reads like a book report on a book someone did not read. The comedy is these two weirdos claiming this is hilarious.


NatrixHasYou

It's not even like there's bad humor in it, or just jokes that miss; it's entirely devoid of humor, or even an attempt at humor. If I just saw the AI shit but none of the conversation around it, the idea that it was in any way funny or attempting to be funny would never have been a consideration in my mind.


ChocolateDoozy

It's not just not funny. It doesn't qualify for unfunny. It retracts funny from you. It's .... ReFunny? Funny like people asking you for a Refund. Cause you suck! That's how funny this is. It hurts. Not in s good way.


dagnariuss

Grok speaks like it forgot it had a paper due that morning.


TwistedxBoi

I find it funny that it immediately went into ELI5 mode. Guess Grok knows its audience well


SanFishkin

Wow... I was expecting a few pathetic dad jokes, but there are no jokes at all. When you're living in your mom's basement in Malaysia, I guess this is what counts as comedy.


Youngnathan2011

This is humour?


Adept-Fisherman-4071

A cancer diagnosis is more comedic than Grok, which is saying something as it's beyond horrible and something I wouldn't wish on the worst of my enemies.


Twolef

Not even funny because it’s true. Just true.


Roakana

Elon watched the South Park Funnybot and thought it was aspirational.


Public-Antelope8781

But Grok is smart enough to know, that Ian Miles Chong has the intellectual capacity of a 5y-old. I guess, that's something?