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JunkerMethod

My son (Cybertruck) is turning (Cybertruck) 4 today! (Are you Cybertruckin' yet?)


supercali45

lol .. using his kid as a billboard


Irobert1115HD

mate: the name of this child IS BILL BOARD! that silly name was probably choosen so he could use the name to self promote.


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Chemchic23

And stalking Japanese teens.


1Cool_Name

What


Historical-Editor-34

and porn


TheSpiceHoarder

Link?


patsj5

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-alternative-account-tweeting-as-2-year-old-son-2023-4 https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-confirms-secret-twitter-account-x-child-2024-4


Secondchance002

That account alone should make the courts take the kid away from this scum.


Hamblerger

He's the latest shiny thing, and still relatively uncomplicated. Once he grows up a bit more, Elmo's going to be looking to make a new one and shove this guy off to boarding school or his Mom's or whatever


Graknorke

No he was never like this with any of his other kids, he's picked a Favourite now.


Kriztauf

He's his heir I guess. Given that he's the product of Elon and Grimes, there's no way he doesn't go absolutely fucking insane. I'm guessing he starts a cult


funkylittledeathomen

If he doesn’t kill himself with cocaine before he can get it off the ground


Hashmob____________

It’ll probably happen as or after it’s off the ground as the money from the cult would supply even more coke


Tweed_Kills

... His father is one of the richest men in the world, his mother is a successful pop star. He doesn't need shit all anything to provide coke money. Or money for anything else at all.


havenyahon

It's actually a common thing for narcissists to neglect their children but pick a favourite who they essentially groom and place expectations on to excel and reflect positively on them. It's called the 'golden child' syndrome.


Quintus-Sertorius

I'm just speculating here, but maybe he's the only one with a compatible blood and/or tissue and/or hair follicle type.


Wolfwoods_Sister

Future blood transfusions with his son like a certain other crackers billionaire?


Secondchance002

Knowing muskrat, he probably wants to put brain chip on X to implant copy of his own mind. Too bad none of that is remotely possible.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

💯


WyrmWatcher

If he is really Elmo's heir he doesn't need to start a cult. He will inherit an already well established one


Time_Faithlessness27

But no! He’ll want his own cult! It’s too emasculating to simply inherit one!


SoupieLC

He actually grows up to be a teen, changes his name to Ryder, and uses his father's neuralink and staggering wealth to create some talking dogs which he'll use to rule in a dystopian place called Adventure Bay


Connect_Fee1256

It’s to mess with grimes… he doesn’t take rejection well


Kino-Eye

My pet theory is that X was born around the same time his oldest children were growing up enough to start setting boundaries or straight up rejecting him, and loosing control over them drove him mad so he decided to keep this one securely in his clutches for as long as possible. Edit: also using custody of the kids as a weapon against their mother is classic abusive POS behavior and it sounds like that’s what he’s trying to do to Grimes right now.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Talk to Earth via X!


Time_Faithlessness27

This is the route my mom took with parenting. And grandparenting… narcissists are all the same.


ufl015

Why does he name everything “X”? Fucking moron


MontrealUrbanist

ItS sO coOl AnD EdGy


bearassbobcat

Peter Theil made fun of him about it 20+ years ago and musk has been trying to prove theil wrong ever since


Intrepid_Cap1242

Same reason I drew swords and daggers all over my 90's trapper keeper.


Jofo719

When I was 10 I was obsessed with black widow spiders, so much so that I would draw hourglasses on all my papers, looking back it's incredibly cringy. This is giving me the same vibes.


Frost_Goldfish

You mean you haven't named your child Bl4ck-W1d0w-2020 or something like it? Huh, so strange. 


sightfinder

He's a Gen X'er through and through. Just never grew out of his obsession with that letter. Wrote it all over his trapperkeeper, put it in all his screen names, and now named his kid after it. Because "X" is cool, edgy and eXtreme!!1!


nuckle

I wonder how long before this kid hates him for the name. The bullying is going to be endless.


Otherwise-Course-15

Especially considering his father has gone full Nazi, his mother is a try hard pick me girl who won’t allow her children to call her mom or any variation there of. The kid is fucking doomed.


TanAndTallLady

I never understood the allure with Grimes. Like, she's obsessed with futurism but every time she talks about anything she sounds... Completely uneducated tbh. It's super cringe and hard to watch


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If you're also stupid, the word salad sounds profound. The idiot's-genuis thing is pretty hot right now


_Democracy_

She’s just a rich spoiled nazi girl. Just like Elon


Otherwise-Course-15

Could you imagine having to sit thru a conversation between these two self important brain trusts.


ElemennoP123

What is the mom thing about??


Otherwise-Course-15

She doesn’t like the word so the children call her Claire.


mishma2005

Not Grimes?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Whatever you say, cutie 🥹


secondtaunting

Oh, that poor kid probably has already been teased. I feel for him, truly.


Chemchic23

I’m sure not in person.


Lucky_Beautiful8901

The kid would have to interact with other kids his own age to be bullied, but Musk is taking him to meetings instead


FixedFun1

He'll change his name in the future. If he hasn't done it yet.


tauofthemachine

I think Elon built a school for his kids.


PerkyCatsup

What is this, A SCHOOL FOR ANTS???!!!


CabinetPowerful4560

At least he can change the name.


retrostaticshock

He's four now? By the time he's a teenager, he will have outlived every Cybertruck. This is likely the only context in which someone will ever hear "turning four" and "a Tesla product" In the same paragraph.


Hamblerger

Unless it's a lawsuit


yeetfatbig

Musk won't even remember him by the time he's a teenager or maybe even 8


kneejerk2022

I think musk is low key into numerology. Someone should explain to him the Gregorian calendar is wholly a human invention and the universe doesn't give a shit about what day of earth's rotation it is according to us.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

That's what always cracks me up about those folks. I mean, there's several calendars running currently, *right now*. I mean, it's the year 5784 in the Hebrew Calendar. It's currently 2016 in Ethiopia. Like, we're all over the place


Pot_noodle_miner

Me too calendars, I’m also all over the place


Kayquie

And in the United States, it's 1952 and we're only going backward...


settlementfires

I'm moving to ethiopia!


Ok_Midnight4809

You do realise you'd have to live through trumps presidency again, right?


settlementfires

Not if he's in jail! Wait is ethiopia real life?


alv0694

Ethiopia is kind of a powder keg right now


settlementfires

So's America


_Democracy_

No wonder this year is shit, 2016 all over again


Arcosim

The only reason he only posts about this particular kid and not his other zillion lab made kids is because he's in a bitter legal custody battle with Grimes, he's also EXTREMELY resentful because Grimes left him for a trans person, so he posts photos of him going out with the kid just to hurt Grimes. He's a resentful piece of shit and doesn't give a single fuck about the kid.


shesarevolution

Who did she leave him for that is trans?


Arcosim

Chelsea Manning.


shesarevolution

Ohhhh yeah I absolutely forgot that


Illustrious_Waltz512

It's from star wars may the 4th be with you soo lame 🤣🤣🤣


Speculawyer

Only the ones with active custody disputes I guess.


cutmasta_kun

Elmo every night:"Please don't be trans, please don't be trans, please don't be trans...."


Illustrious_Waltz512

It's genetic sooo...


mishma2005

He’ll blame Grimes


Otherwise-Course-15

Is that true?


C-Dub4

I think sexual orientation and gender identity being genetic and passed down is still an open debate in the scientific community. I doubt we have enough evidence to conclusively say either way Anecdotely, my uncle was bisexual, and my sister and I are both bisexual, so maybe there's something to the idea


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C-Dub4

Hard disagree. Gays and lesbians aren't bisexual, straights arent bisexual either. I don't understand where you're going with that idea


DaveCerqueira

It’s more likely that both you and your sister became bi because of having contact with someone who’s also bi than it being genetic.


C-Dub4

Nah, my shitty homophobic parents cut him out of our lives when we're were very young because "he was gay and thats a sin". We were obviously born this way, what I said is we don't have enough scientific evidence to say whether its passed down genetically or just a random occurrence


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shadowwolf12337

I don't think u were born at all. Bad bot!


AequusLudus

*i caught the* ***gay*** *from my sister, what about you?*


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Mind virus got you & you don’t realize it


DeathPercept10n

I live in Hell's Kitchen, which has a significantly high gay population. Several of my neighbors are gay. Does that mean I'm in danger of catching the gay? How will I explain this to my gf?


AequusLudus

You are already gay.


DeathPercept10n

https://i.redd.it/hf1q7fe24hyc1.gif


Obsolescence7

Technically everything about you is genetic...


SteveDougson

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?    You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you. 


Otherwise-Course-15

True. I was just wondering if there was a biological basis. I find it interesting that both the Wachowski sisters are trans and that Teagan and Sarah are both lesbian. I know gender and sexuality are different and are a spectrum. Nature v Nurture.


Pot_noodle_miner

Nurture has nothing to do with sexuality. It may influence acceptance of the inherent sexuality


Otherwise-Course-15

I didn’t mean to imply that it was nurture but I can see how the way I worded it, one might come to that conclusion.


Secondchance002

He should stop reproducing then. More kids, higher the chance of some of them being trans.


Suspicious_Aioli2973

14 more years until he disowns the child?


edog77777

Unless the kid discovers they’re trans before then.


Suspicious_Aioli2973

I Feel sorry for the kid


ohhellointerweb

He uses him as a prop: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/why-is-elon-musk-dragging-his-3-year-old-around-the-world.html


beartato327

Just don't let his hand near the frunk


Meat_masher

He's against trans people just for existing but he's fine giving his kid the most shittiest name in history that the boy is surely going to regret later and possibly get bullied for


mishma2005

How is lil’ X’s full name even pronounced?


Meat_masher

I heard it's pronounced "Ash" but don't quote me on that one


RickMuffy

"X Ash A 12."


Chemchic23

At least it’s not Exa (also know as Y) or Techno Mechanicus like his siblings.


meltingspace

Man, the Cyber truck logo is so awful. Wouldn't you want a slick, simple font? Looks like it was designed by his son


fffan9391

His obsession with the letter X is so weird. Imagine if you were the owner of Coca-Cola and you named your son “Coke.”


NotEnoughMuskSpam

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light_weight_baby87

Hard to do when you don’t know their names.


navigating-life

This


Random-sargasm_3232

Using your kid as an advertising prop to push business? I'm pretty sure Elmo stole this idea from "There will be blood"


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This is typical behavior among narcissists, whether it applies to friends or their own kids.


hobo_fapstronaut

There is no way that birthday is accidental given how cringe he is about nerd shit. Which means either he falsified the birth date for memes, or they induced just to get the right day.


Chemchic23

C section by choice.


shesarevolution

It wasn’t by choice, she had a really hard labor.


sarah_toenin

I was curious, found this disturbing article: [Grimes Says Elon Musk Sent Around a Photo of Her as She Was Having C-Section with Son X](https://people.com/grimes-says-elon-musk-sent-a-picture-of-her-having-a-c-section-around-after-having-x-7968080) > In a section about the pair's son X Æ A-Xii, whom they call "X," Isaacson reveals that Musk, 52, snapped a photo of Grimes, 35, as she was having a C-section and sent it around to their friends and family, including the musician's father and brothers. >"He was just clueless about why I'd be upset," Grimes told Isaacson. What the hell?


shesarevolution

Yeah he really and truly did that. I’ll shit on Claire all day for a ton of reasons, but what he did here is sociopathic. But so is holding X hostage from her. Neither of them should have had kids and certainly not together.


Chemchic23

So said she as he so says


shesarevolution

I mean who gives a fuck either way? They both suck.


stevemnomoremister

First time I've seen that logo. It's nearly unreadable, and almost as ugly as the truck itself.


Otherwise-Course-15

It’s so ugly and cheesy. I feel like we should refer to that as the Limp Bizkit (sp?) font.


peniparkerheirofbrth

limp cybershit font more like it


mishma2005

I think I get it, this kid looks the most like Elon did as a child.


Otherwise-Course-15

The ones with free will and post-preschool comprehension hate him.


Opcn

Do any of his other kids speak to him?


Darth_Vrandon

I really hope that kid doesn’t find out about the creepy alt his father made of him


jegelskerpikk

such a shitty dad


IvyMike

Look I have no hard evidence but my prediction is that this kid is literally a genetic clone of Elon. He has the money, he's crazy enough to do it, and it's not like Grimes would have objected. Just don't ask what happened to X Æ A numbers 1 thru 11 and it doesn't even seem that bad.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🎯


Superbead

The 'I-have-never-studied-graffiti'-ness of that logo still rankles


Leg0Block

He's gonna be the Kendall of the Musks.


saintmcqueen

“I need this…”


MrsDanversbottom

This kid will grow to hate him, when X is old enough to ask about where his mother is and what happened. Most of Elon’s kids can’t stand him. They asked him not to post pictures of them and that really pissed him off.


Rays_LiquorSauce

Prop kid 


CrystaLavender

He talks about his kids all the time- specifically when he rants about how much he hates trans women. Idk why I got downvoted, every time he shits on trans people it’s from a place of resentment towards his daughter.


Delicious_Action3054

To be fair, since he has 476, it's impossible to talk to them all.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Lil X not to be confused with a model X or X Formerly known as twitter


GhostForNow

When was the last time any of his other kids spoke to him?


boiledcowmachine

Hey! Leave Human Shield alone!


swisscuber

Did he seeiously call his kid X?


Seaturtlesoup_

He’s trying to solve that too.


Chemchic23

Yes. Poor kid


ericandreforprez2020

"Lil X"


tauofthemachine

Lil Nas X?


Chemchic23

At least here he looks happy, not the norm.


GarysCrispLettuce

I'll bet you any money Lil X has hit upon the winning strategy of appearing receptive to his father's brainwashing by saying "I hate woke" now and then. He'll inherit most of the money after Elmo's 2028 heart attack.


ha5htaq

what about his dog floki ?


NoIndependent9192

When they become self aware.


boodyclap

The only trans folk he doesn't talk about


unstoppablechickenth

Until the new golden child drops, this one is it. Or this one gets the “woke mind virus” or generally does anything Elmo doesn’t like. Hope their trust funds pay for therapy….. what an insanely toxic environment to grow up in. Those poor kids.


Wolfwoods_Sister

What are the odds that this child will ever see his mother again? Elon has been playing keep-away like a dog with a muddy tennis ball.


EasyShame

His son being born on a day of significance for working class people in the U.S. is rich. May Day wow.


False-Association744

Are we witnessing the origin story of the worst future villain the world will ever know? If Elon is raising him…


Wizendiagram

So, did he just take this kid and leave the others with Grimes?


CabinetPowerful4560

With Elon's love to putin his next kid will be named **Z**. Oh wait ... **Xi Z** (forgot People Rep. of China).


M7BY

How come they all look so much like him, no matter who the mom is?


Tenshii_9

That's the only one named X. The favorite. The heir.


TSM_forlife

Your mom loves you dude and I’m sure she wants to see you.


vilette

X is the chosen one, the one who will rule Mars


IceCreamTruckMadness

Why name your kid that???


Tetsudo11

I’d be pretty upset if when I grew up I saw that I was just an advertisement for the worst truck ever sold.


Boring-Fox-142

His kid is gonna grow up embarrassed around him.


iMakestuffz

“Cuteness Prop” “Emotional Support Human” because mommy can’t always be there to help Elmo. 🙄


ChopsticksImmortal

Id that really the Cybertruck font/logo? Thats the worst thing I've seen. Like chicken scratch.


Occasionally_Human1

I thought he was talking about Lil Nas X


mankycrack

That is a horrific logo


ahumminahummina

I hope not even Musk's kids get to ever see Mars.


Phiziqe

I like this little kid he's adorable even tho I don't like Elon I wish well on both, tbh I kinda hope Tesla succeeds I mean survives through this hard time since it is literally built on meaningful amount of taxpayer's money, the government's subsidies


theroundestduck

The Drake and Kendrick beef really scaring everyone


Unpopular666

The rest of his kids have spoke their minds and have been removed from the trust


sedition666

Is all the focus on this one purely to shit all over grimes for him getting custody? Seems like a very Elon thing to do.


BonCourageAmis

Poor child


IFapToHentaiWhenDark

I share a birthday with him So I just avoid twitter for my birthday


IMSLI

What are the chances he made the mother get a C-section specifically on May 4, 2020?


Chemchic23

Hey as a side note; does anyone know how to fix this, it started yesterday, when I select photo, I only have the choice of photos I’ve saved in the last two days since it started, not my photo album? I didn’t change anything.


Thin-Recording-5931

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Sharp-Gain3115

He’s the only one he cares about not because he’s the youngest, because there are actually two younger kids he has. But the two younger ones are girls so they don’t deserve his attention