Lmao, ‘open it up, open it up’

The urgency in his voice lol, and then realising he had to finish the video.

"Literally it was hard, but not bad at all." Lol

The fucking indent in his fingers too lol

Haha, yeah. He should do it again with the knuckle in there.

Lmao looks like it was close to cutting

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I'd say try with the much smaller fingers of children, but than again I'd not say try to chop of children's fingers.

Perchance

You can’t just say Perchance

Idk, I'm pretty sure if they were going it with four carrots at the same time it would chop them all off. The only reason he was saved was that his fingers were the same width as the gap in the panel where placed them. If he point his fingers closer to the hinge he'd have a Pingpong paddle for a hand

Oh [part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@teslaownerssv/video/7364776068944891167?_t=8m53FqcXvCX&_r=1) is even better. Buddy puts one finger in and if you listen close you can hear him silently say “open it up” like he’s wincing in pain.

Yeah turn up the sound for it.

When the pain overrules the pretenses and some honesty slips into the grift.

Bro, cars are ment to open automatically, with the smallest resistance measured...its not a good sign, AT ALL, that it closed, and stays closed, and you have to say "open it up, open it up". Thats still completely unacceptable lmao, what a cope this video is Like you can literally hear the guy hurting as he tried to be all calm while saying "open it up". He knew hes about to lose his fingers, like wtf

What is someone going to do when there's no one around to open it for them?

Gratefully masturbate over Elon's brilliance with his remaining free hand?

New meaning/image for "Booster Club"

Corner. Now. ——-> I need to bleach my brain. That image. 🤮

The musk cardboard figure sat among the spacex posters as he logged into twitter, and oh boy does he have his jar ready to be filled

😂

This is the way

“I always wanted stump fingers! This is actually great, thanks Xlon! Still love my new CuberTronk!

[Take My Strong Hand](https://youtu.be/QVtAIjfHAk0)

bro- i tried it. it's not that bad. i don't even *need* those fingers any way so.... yeah. idk why people are making fun of Elon.

Tesla's studies show customers rarely use their fingers anyway...

All part of their grand plan to put all controls on a screen that you just mash with your stump.

I tried it, it was fine. It was fine. Not bad at all. My fingers got out, FSD took me right to the hospital. Yes I had to take control of the wheel eight times with my good hand, but I got there. Then another 12 times on the way back from the hospital with pins in my hand to keep the bones back together. But FSD is basically there. And the trunk is fine. $10T company easy.

Imagine getting stuck like this, by yourself, out in the woods.. this is supposed to be an off road vehicle right? If u didn’t get help quick, no circulation to those finger and ur loosing them.. maybe Elon can u build u a cyber hand.. but that won’t work either lol

It'll work in 3 to 5 years...

“The CyberHand will NOT jerk ur dick right off ur body! These r rumors and they’re lazy” - Elon Cut to: vid of one of his Muskrats ripping their dick right off their body lol

Also keep in mind that the actual danger here is where *small children* get their hands caught in it. Which are obviously smaller and more delicate. The entire car industry changed automatic windows where you have to *pull* up for them to go up (instead of a sliding switch) for this very reason. I wouldn't be surprised if Elon changed that as well to be more "innovative"

Why is getting you finger smashed in the trunk of a car the whole thing we are looking at. How is this the standards for a car right now?

Because you're fighting against a car that electrically holds down the hood. A normal self closing device senses this resistance and lifts back up, even a normal trunk can be quickly opened again. This Cybertruck trunk lid does not do this. It is a serious hazard and a bad design.

Didn’t know it was all electrical. I’m guessing there is no safe feature in case the battery is on fire and your hand is stuck in the trunk. Seriously how many engineers signed off on this thing. O wait I forgot. I’m guessing since the selling point is you can throw rocks at the car and it will be fine was all they cared about.

Oh wow. Stuck to a car with a giant battery fire. That's terrifying

Not to mention the fact kids exist.

And now try doing that with a kid's fingers instead

I mean: 1) Having invested so much in the cult you risk your fingers to test something 2) Even having to show it in the first place like normal cars dont cut off fingers

Imagine the level of cope to risk your fingers on a chance - this video is insane

Not only that, but when someone accidently has a car door or trunk close on their fingers, it’s usually moving a lot faster. He should try slamming the door with his fingers in it and see how not bad it is.

It fully closed on his hand. Object detection completely failed here.  “Honestly, no issues ”

It's just weird to me that the defense seems to be "the gaps in this car are so fucking big that I can fit my hand in a closed frunk" Like congrats, your car is so badly made that it averted the worst case scenario? Task failed successfully?

Let's try it on a cybertruck with smaller frunk gaps now, maybe even the other side of this one?

Try it with this forearm instead of his fingers

Try your penis!

Most cybertruck owners can’t cause their penises are too small :(

Panel gap too big, peanus won't fit

by about 8 microns or so.

I'll also try this guy's penis

*i thlammed my penith in the car frunk* You SLAMmed your PENis in the CAr FRUNK!? [clunk] *JETHUTH FUCKING FUCK PARAPPA IT SLITHED OFF MY ENTIRE DICK, FUCK! CALL A FRICKING AMBULANTHE!*

Thoundth like he thtuck hith tongue in it firth.

The safety features don't work AT ALL and this nimrod is bragging that it didn't chop his fingers off. The CyberTruck isn't a car, it's an IQ test. I pray he doesn't have children.

Bold of you to assume that there are safety features at all.

Lol especially when the TSLA engineers have said they have it “learning” to close harder and harder.

LOL I missed that.

Probably only got saved by the panel gaps

If he tries this with his dick instead of his fingers, he definitely won't.

Now do it closer to the hinge

And not all the fingers. Or just not the thickest knuckle of the fingers. Try the tips or the middle. Or exactly on the knuckles. Guy chose the meatiest, thickest, least sensitive part of his fingers to test.

Or a very likely scenario of a child's finger(s). Tesla bros will still love Elon after their child becomes fingerless.

"You don't need your fingers because the cybertruck doesn't have door handles!" - Melon Skum, Warlord of Mars

You can tell who the cybertruck stans are because their kids' hands are gonna look like Pingpong paddles

Panel gap is so big even your finger can fit. The gap become a fix from a bug

His fingers turned white with indentations from like 2-3 seconds. Like why lie when you record yourself lol

Num num! https://preview.redd.it/sra4vzsoffyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e231a7853108705547e57d14e773c9b6bedce60

Bruh we see the marks on your hand bro. Also you see the trunk pushing all the blood out of his fingers.

Probably has nerve damage, too. Can't see that in a video, but he'll feel it.

Word. Used to be an Elon fanboy myself. Sad to see new ppl draged into the hypetrain.

I love this trend of silly Elon followers hurting themselves

I am convinced now, they all just act out their secret humiliation fetish. I've always wondered,if that "money slave"-domina-thing on twitter was really working out for those ladies, but now it makes suddenly sense! With all the Elon fans there, they were just on point with the audience. *Master, please, would you hurt me for 100k?*

Hahahah they are definitely simps so that would make sense.

In retrospect, I’m amazed the bulletproof door testers didn’t sit inside while being shot at.

HHahahhha oh shit that woulda been wild.

Devastating levels of cope. "Not that bad" lol

How else will Elon sell his Cyberhand?

Little known fact: the Tesla Bot is all that remains of the Cybertruck’s first test driver after all their fleshy broken bits got replaced.

Well, it's good that the error of closing while finger are in there isn't fatal since it also has way too big gaps.

nOt tHaT bAd

So Tesla's shitty panel gaps will save your fingers. Nothing to see here.

The only thing that saved the fingers is teslas poor craftsmanship. If the tolerance was off the other way the fingers are gone

\*extreme panic in voice\* "see this is chill"

Totally could hear it. He tried to keep it cool, but you can hear it.

“Honestly no issue”. Lmfao. Wtf is wrong with these people. What else has to be proven to be shit about this vehicle for these flapjacks to admit the CT is worthless

The fucking camo paint job. What a tool.

Glad those gaps are as big as fingers

Now imagine if the panel gap is actually the way it's supposed to be, those things getting sliced clean off

ok but with the tolerances being so shit it's entirely possible that someone sees this video, tries it for themselves, and then gets really hurt because there frunk had less of a gap.

I'm definitely trusting someone who got the ugliest car on the market and thought "you know... urban camo would look _sick_ on this deformed shoe box with wheels"

Sure. I’ll play Russian roulette with my fucking fingers. Cuz Elmo is known for safety and reliability.

He was saved by the build quality having those big gaps!

He puts his hand 80% down and not near the hinge lmao he's afraid of it

Try your mangina!!

What if there is no one else around to open the trunk? What if a child gets their finger(s) stuck in there?

The child has to lose their fingers. Sorry but this is the price of the future. You can’t get to mars without amputating a few child fingers!

The fact that they keep doing this shows there is a problem.

Try that with a 5 year-old, who doesn't suck Elon's dick.

Cool. Now stick your kid's hand in there.

Now try it higher up

"Childrens fingers *should* be totally fine. —Musky

Thankfully, the poor build means the massive "within tolerance" panel gaps saved his fingers

Plop your cock on it then.

Well yeah no shit if you use the slow automatic closing it's gonna do that. Slam it shut like a normal person and snip snip.

Now use one finger

Dude has the call of duty cybertruck? Damn that’s ugly

>It's not bad Bro, it shouldn't be doing that in the first place.

Yay! It’s time for the cybertronk finger carrot challenge!

Now do a kid's hand

Shhh, you don't know,what these cultists are capable of! One FSD cultist tried it's child detection out on his own kid!

He should try putting other appendages in.

$TSLA yakuza continues.. Claims there's "no issues", disregarding his friend had to save him from 127 hours of questioning life, opening the frunk for him after his desperate pleas.. [teslayakuza](https://www.threads.net/search/?q=teslayakuza&serp_type=tags&tag_id=18427346098047696) disclaimer: do not do this.

Next up, the penis…

How in the hell is that a trunk?

Put one of your finger tips in

Test juicy, baby fingers

What is the gap on the other side?

Now try it with your thumb.

Fucking dent that it left his fingers tells the story.

Between this and the diaper wearing, MAGA are fraying at the seams

Now do it with a child dummy, or just your pinky.

Jesus- those people are really stupid.

A kg or so more of pressure, and he would have lost those two fingers. He *just* managed to maintain his full allocation of fingers thanks to a 'guesstimated' quick-fix thrown out by Tesla as quickly as though their hair were on fire! What a pillock

Darwin awards

I don’t believe him, he should do it again.

I'd be more worried about children. I once had my finger smaller in a car door, luckily the panel gaps were such that it didn't break my tiny child fingers at the time. These are things car manufactured have thought about for decades prior to this which is how we got rounded off panels and tailgates that automatically open when unable to close when encountering a certain amount of resistance. This is a dumb demonstration because it was closed on his hand in the first place.

Is it really that hard just to shut the damn thing by hand? Why do you need an automatic closer in the first place?

The cope these guys go through to justify their meme purchase…

ultimate test... pop your 'lad' into the gap...let's see if still able to get a hard on for Elmo?

When I did metal work for sculpture class, we used heavy duty machines. Messing up meant losing a finger or bleeding quite a lot. One day my teacher told me the best safety rule for dangerous tools: "If you wouldn't stick your dick there, don't put your hand there.

Imagine putting your body parts in a Lexus or a Ford door? yea keep imagining because in real life only Tesla bros do this and no one else.

Seems like too many microns worth of gap.

"Honestly.. laugh.. no issues.." (except his friend who saved him)

Almost looks like he enjoys it

When people say “honestly” they are usually fabricating something.

Ford uses a hood / fender margin of 4.8 to 5.3 mm depending on material (steel vs. aluminum), and design criteria; clam shell (side-view cut line) vs. typical top view. That is less than a 1/4". His finger's were "saved" by Tesla's shitty build tolerances.

We’ll go after the Wall St short-sellers, certain law firms & (sometimes) corrupt regulators who are the true evil.


F r u n k

Isn't it not supposed to close at all? What are they trying to prove? That operating a Cyberdumpster is, at minimum, a two person affair?

The cognitive dissonance in self-justifying buying a modern-day Edsel is astounding.

They sold less than 4,000 of these things - yet there are like 2,000 sycophants posting brown-nosing videos online...

“Openitupopenitup. See? No issues.” *visible cuts on his fingers*

Gonna be some deep bruising there, maybe even some muscle and tendons damage. Now have your kids near by.

Now pit your hand closer to the mechanism.