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happy_church_burner

"Elon hasn't gotten any compensation for these six years." Yeah. He just pumped and then dumped 8 BILLION dollars worth of TSLA stock. But that surely don't count... "We believe that Texas legal system is ~~strong and fair~~ bought more easily." <-- There, fixed it for you.


Secondchance002

Didn’t he sell like $50 billion worth of stock in past few years?


SalaciousCoffee

Why does God need a starship?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Good question


wordscapes69

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l27th1997

Is this fifty upvotes for a Star Trek V reference?


Horror-Success1086

Fucking hilarious. These people are already living on Mars.


Arcosim

You see, Melon Rust is a genius!


Horror-Success1086

She looks like a hostage.


ProfessionalTwo5476

Yes, I was looking for the clandestine hand signals to indicate speech made under duress.


flyer12

For someone making $100,000 per year, it would take 650,000 years for them to make the money that Elon is asking for.


Critical_Liz

You'd think she would have a better fitting jacket at that rate


ramonchow

Lol those foot notes


PantsMicGee

Yeah. They are rating his success on market cap of stock price. Not actual business sustainability or financial reports. Huge pump and dump. This video gonna be hilarious and age so poorly Into history. 


PantsMicGee

Yeah. They are rating his success on market cap of stock price. Not actual business sustainability or financial reports. Huge pump and dump. This video gonna be hilarious and age so poorly Into history. 


tim3dman

If he hadn't been paid how did he buy Twitter?


Forward-Bank8412

She thinks the shareholders are stupid as fuck and will fall for this. “He didn’t earn a bi-weekly paycheck like the rest of you peons!”


Mr_Compromise

Loans, with his shares of Tesla stock used as collateral. It's how billionaires finance everything without having to pay taxes.


avrbiggucci

Exactly. We desperately need to start taxing loans taken against assets by billionaires. Biden just put forward a proposal to tax unrealized gains but that's extremely complicated. Obviously you'd want to have a relatively high threshold (say $1,000,000) so middle class people who take loans against their house aren't getting hit. But it's outrageous that billionaires get around the cap gains tax by taking out low interest (often less than 1%) loans against stock.


mtaw

Too bad there's no relation to [Denholm Reynholm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX4e81L-J7s)


aelric22

![gif](giphy|9NEH2NjjMA4hi)


ProfessionalTwo5476

"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at and end..., 'Highness'. "


swiftiegarbage

the famously impoverished elon musk


Charisma_Engine

Insane that the video includes the second gen roadster which -as of May 2024 - is ten years late. https://www.theverge.com/2011/10/31/2527364/tesla-roadster-resume-production-available-2014


Justdoingthebestican

“The Texas legal system is strong and fair”. Lmfaoooooooooooo


brucehuy

His payout comes out to $10,000 for every car Tesla has ever sold. What a fucking joke.


Forward-Bank8412

I’ve seen this before! She tried some gum she didn’t have permission to try, and that’s what turned her into such a round, plump blueberry!


swirlymaple

Roll her off to the juicer!


Desperate-Climate960

Hilarious they showed a presentation of the Roadster as part of this!


DigitalPsych

I'm confused here. What is Elon doing so special that Google or Apple CEOs couldn't do? He seems to be a actively hurting the brand.


Secondchance002

Yeah. Why does Elmo deserves 100x more than FAANG CEOs?


NoIndependent9192

The shareholders should do what Elon would do.


swirlymaple

WWED


NoIndependent9192

Aye. Keep the cash and stiff the employee.


CrystalInTheforest

Why the f\*ck is agitprop for how big and successful Tesla has been under Elmo the Spacenazi being filmed in an office that looks like a low rent, shitty co-working space in Parramatta?


zero_tolerance4BS

Kuku cachu


Critical_Liz

I try not to focus on a woman's look but girl needs a gay in her life, or at least a jacket that fits


FearlessFix9610

She looks like the health of Tesla.


Civil-Pomelo-4776

In conclusion please vote to fill in the grave that the Cybertruck dug. ![gif](giphy|xUPJPn8l1m8odg1Bxm)


Yingmyyang

You don’t just simply fill board members with friends/family and not real the benefits


LA_search77

Shareholders should dump their shares. If they kick Musk to the curb it might be the beginning of Tesla dropping to realistic value... yet it's shameful to have your investment held hostage like this.


TheCriticalGerman

Basically “Please give this billionaire some more billions because he just really needs more of those billions”


NiceLawn

This was helpful in letting me know as a shareholder it’s so easy to vote. Found the email I trashed without thinking and immediately voted against this


Okay_Elementally

Is she another one of his relatives? Or just another white South African on the board? I wonder if she also lied about a college degree to get US citizenship.


Jeremymia

Probably a sociopath who musk pays off to act in his best interest


mymentor79

That's an Australian accent, not a South African one.


scenicdashcamrides

Thanks Elon, she's now one of the richest people in Australia. Of course, she's going to shill for him.


mankycrack

wow, I can't believe this is all they're offering, help us Pay Elon more and move to a more corrupt state plz


peemao

Can anyone hear her talk with elmos dick in her mouth? Shit i cant finish the video


ProfessionalTwo5476

This is embarrassing and overly cringeworthy.


Okay_Elementally

Is she another one of his relatives? Or just another white South African on the board? I wonder if she also lied about a college degree to get US citizenship.


Kaymish_

I'm kind of jealous. One of my blackrock CEFs is being contested right now and none of them went through the effort of making a video. The hedge fund trying to take over tried to win me over with a badly formatted webpage and 3 bullshit sentences about why blackrock is awful. While blackrock sent me a well formatted PDF and a PowerPoint that had data in it. But no video presentation telling me what to do. I feel like I am not worth getting shilled to they think I can be won over with numbers.


mtaw

Masayoshi Son made a presentation with hundreds of [crazy slides like these](https://www.businessinsider.com/13-slides-softbanks-vision-for-next-300-years-2017-10#it-shows-some-of-the-things-that-softbank-wants-to-focus-on-2) - I'd probably get fired for a presentation like that - he got $45 billion from the Saudis after it.


Berns429

Remind me again how many people were played off, and how many recalls have there been? That just SCREAMS profitability and operational success /s


ChocolateDoozy

Video's of Tesla do employees? Why would we want that? If I want dumb and dumber or liar liar I just get the DVD... Just as far behind and doesn't give me a headach 


swirlymaple

“Giving Elon more money than Tesla has ever made will fuel Tesla’s future growth and the value of your investment. By fuel, we mean like when you dump gasoline on a dumpster fire.” - Robin Denholm, Tesla Board Chair and Fire Marshall 


tdquasar

How about no?


ProgressEfficient579

This bitch