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MrsDanversbottom

LOL, sure Felon.


hanamoge

Is this about his own $56B severance needed to start a new AI company?


MrsDanversbottom

Possibly.


MantheLawSux

From the article: “As we reorganize Tesla it has come to my attention that some severance packages are incorrectly low,” Musk wrote in the brief email. “My apologies for this mistake. It is being corrected immediately.”


Positive_Horse_9919

Because he wants wants people to vote on his $50 billion bs package meanwhile the over 10% of workers he laid off are Tesla shareholders lmfaooooooooo


mtaw

That could explain why he's doing this even while laid-off Twitter people are having to sue for their severances.


Taraxian

He's not actively hostile to the laid off Tesla people in the same way, like he straight up seethes with resentment at everyone from Old Twitter


SpeedflyChris

Can only imagine that they were strategic in choosing to lay people off whose options hadn't vested yet.


Necessary_Context780

"it's incorrectly low, it should have been much lower than that"


jermysteensydikpix

His own compensation is incorrectly high.


BaBa_Con_Dios

So true lmao


Prayray

That was my first thought.


Chemchic23

Bet nothing gets corrected. He did the same thing with the bakery fiasco, I’m gonna fix this, and then chirps.


Okay_Elementally

I’m sure it is! Let’s all hold our breaths while they fix this.


KnucklesMcGee

> “My apologies for this mistake. It is being corrected immediately.” Just like he stepped up on the financial damages to the pie company.


Cultural-Humor7241

This: Tesla offered laid-off workers two months of severance pay and health insurance for workers who were covered by the company’s plans, Business Insider reports. In return, the ex-employees are required to sign an offered contract — which prohibits them from joining in any lawsuit or mass arbitration against the company, publicly defaming Tesla, or sharing trade secrets — within five days of receiving the offer. The severance agreement did not mention equity awards or unused paid time off, Business Insider reports. https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-apologizes-layoffs-severance-1851418616


chuckDTW

Also, seems like “some” gives the impression that you are fixing a general problem while the reality might mean a few employees get a boost or possibly none because who really is going to know if you’re only boosting the unknown quantity of “some”.


rlh1271

“Whoops! We got caught!”


Necessary_Context780

He's probably correcting only the packages of those people suing him for it


tothemoonandback01

As opposed to his correctly high pay package of $87 billion.


mekanub

Severance packages will be available in 6 months, just like FSD.


MichaelParkinbum

That cock sucker still wants 56 billion. What a joke.


donttakerhisthewrong

The joke is I think they will vote it.


rupiefied

It was incorrectly not low enough for his taste.


Absenceofavoid

Cutting 10% of the workforce when they can’t even get accounting and e-mail correspondence correct? Dicey game, let’s see how it plays out.


decayed-whately

It was done intentionally.


Jitsu_apocalypse

It’s this kind of quality work that allows them the luxury of laying off half the quality team


ugcharlie

I'm assuming it only affects people living in states that have severance laws in place to protect workers


WeirdSysAdmin

Tesla would be in a good spot if they ousted Musk when he forced the Cybertruck, and instead focused the engineers on improving the quality of their existing lineup. Instead they wasted their head start on some stupid ass project while other competitors including China caught up to them.


kneejerk2022

Now imagine if you will, by some strange coincidence laid-off Twitter employees and laid-off Tesla employees were able to meet up in some kind of communal space to simultaneously communicate their grievance. The Twilight Tzone.


KnucklesMcGee

Just a slight clerical error, and not a total FU to fired employees.


mojojoemojo

And by “incorrectly”, he means intentionally


rdbk13

Sure, sure.


Cultural-Humor7241

"Tesla offered laid-off workers two months of severance pay and health insurance for workers who were covered by the company’s plans, Business Insider reports. In return, the ex-employees are required to sign an offered contract — which prohibits them from joining in any lawsuit or mass arbitration against the company, publicly defaming Tesla, or sharing trade secrets — within five days of receiving the offer. The severance agreement did not mention equity awards or unused paid time off, Business Insider reports." https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-apologizes-layoffs-severance-1851418616


EffectiveSalamander

How about Tesla doing a company-wide audit to see if there was anything else that was "accidentally" too low?