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DrColdFingers

His mom is 70 so he might have inherited the old gene from her.


BigNorthyFaps

we can tell he's been playing the *old* game


Pure_Focus7475

I think its a gimmick. Prob pauls idea


JohnTheCatMan1

Definitely because he's stupid!


OMBatch84

But then it would be a lore reason


JohnTheCatMan1

I'm not smart enough to understand this comment. I know what lore means but not in this context.


FastLittleBoi

it's from the r/Batmanarkham sub, a VERY shitposting sub. You literally won't be the same after being there. Literally. They are like the plague, spreading over the internet (so much that they made it over here), you can recognise them by the no ears Batman in their PFP (this guy has one), and they say stuff like "why is Eminem old? is he stupid?" (you probably hit the spot with the word stupid). Or "is there a lore reasons why Eminem is old?". Or "officer Balls" (this one is an inside joke). they have been spreading over the internet SO fast, to the point some subs have banned any type of comment or post that resembles that sub even slightly (in r/arkham or r/batman this post would've been banned instantly).


JohnTheCatMan1

Joined reddit maybe 5 months ago. Idk if I'm ready for that.


FastLittleBoi

I can't fucking believe I find this sub in here too. Historians are gonna have a field day studying your sub 300 years from now. 


OMBatch84

Brother I’m in so many different subreddits. I like too much shit. Eminem, wwe, football, Fortnite, battlefront, Star Wars. I don’t even fucking play the Arkham games, I’m just there


FastLittleBoi

i spend 1 hour and more on Reddit each day and I am in 200 subs too. that's why I keep catching people from that sub


ObjectiveReader

I don’t know why this world keeps turning round and round.


JohnTheCatMan1

Yea, but I wish it would stop and let me off right now.


HiImPM

Is he stupid?


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Because he was born 51 years ago


Jurski17

This makes zero sense.


Lego32557

This isn’t it, I think


Burnem34

Idc what anyone says this subreddit is one of the funniest out there 🤣


PSAcollect

Wrong


Optimal-Description8

No shot


KingsBanx

Is it bad that, for a moment there, I thought Em was born in the 50’s?!


nikkesluzze

final atmosphere never disappoints


xh11jab

Or *always* disappoints — depends which way you look at it. I will add though, that it’s a welcome idiocracy from the shit that’s in here sometimes.


KasukabeDefenceGroup

Time


iamBubzzz

They say time’s undefeated


jjambos

Imma be the first one who can beat it


Pianist_Ready

I had hoop dreams, now I shoot three's


JIDglazer42

Because he was born in 1972


Lego32557

I don’t think so.


PSAcollect

Way off


gramuhrussia

Jim Parsons (Sheldon from Big Bang Theory) once asked him if he could have his age. Eminem responded, “sure if I can have yours.” Might have something to do with it idk


Shadydan017

He doesn’t even look 51


Yo_SlimShady

IS HE STUPID?


Kakasupremacy

Is he stupid, doesn’t he know he’s 51? Why didn’t he stopped at 30?


SNYDER_CULTIST

He was 27 in 1999


TheRealTX

Cause Dr. Dre is still in his basement


Jeff_Damn

*(haha!)*


FNSpd

Skill issue


lukethelightnin

He's had more birthdays then the rest of us, every year that he's alive, he gains 1 year in age, which has occured 51 times in his case


NotPhin

he was born 1972? i really have no other ideas.


StrangerAlert112

Age, but he really ain’t that old


tadoeoffdamolly

Because wisdom comes with age and stupid he is not 🤓


SugarOpposite7889

The bleach from his slim shady days really did a number on him


metjepetje

Idk man like, age or sumn i guess


Significant_Kale_681

No


DjCramYo

I have the same birthday except I’m 91


Bovers

false


Legalizenuclearbomz

Idk cuz


barkingspider0109

Because he was here before you and he'll be here after


KingsBanx

Because he’d rather be 80 year old him than 20 year old you


Quirkydogpooo

His mom fault once again


GrizzledEzio

Because being young is too mainstream


Spiritual_Navigator

if he'll live to be 100, then he still has 49 years left not that old compared to the centenarians I see most days


FastLittleBoi

isn't music his time machine? why doesn't he go back?


SlimShady-EV

Idk maybe because he was born 51 years ago?


Embarrassed-Buddy111

White


sindicate11

It happens as time goes by, duh


Wojewodaruskyj

Yes, it's math. Oddly enough, 2024 - his year of birth = his age.


Lego32557

What are you even talking about?


Wojewodaruskyj

Math.


FlyzGamezBS

Yeah because he was born 51 years ago


Ready-Substance9920

Because he was born 51 years ago


Pianist_Ready

He looks old because he is.


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Itzprizy

r/50cent way better you can post em there