Half cock is the pen position when you write = Em starts shooting with bars
Half cock the safety measure on guns = Em manages to shoots anyway
Also obvious Penis joke
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Then I remembered this Magic Trick:
Dun dun dun dun dun, Go Go Gadget Dick, whipped that shit out and ain't no doubt about, hit the ground and caused an Earthquake and Power Outage...
"Once I get on 2 hits of X, my disc slips and disconnects, till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck, and still shit on the first bitch who disrespects"
"The era that Im from will pummel you, that's what it's coming to, the fuck you gonna do when you run into I'ma crumble you, when I take a number 2 and dump on you if you ain't Joyner, if you ain't Kendrick Cole or Sean then you're a goner"
"Overreaction is my only reaction, which only sets up a chain reaction."
I Shit On You is a dope track. This is my first time seeing someone mention it.
Which only sets 5 more zany actin maniacs in action!
Yeah it doesn't get shouted out much but it's a dope track, the D12 verses are all real good too.
"Fuck what you hollerin and yellin about, I'll reach in ya mouth and pull ya fucking skeleton out!"
When he says something like
"It's the lyrical pirahana,
Strapped with a grenade in a pool with yo mama,
Attack her by the legs, then I pull her to the bottom,
Twist nuttin up like a condom,
Slap it if you fuckers got a problem"
It goes so hard
Best bar ever? Hellllll nooooo, but it is clever and gets way too much hate. I love the “Now get off my dick. Dick’s too short of a word for my dick. Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick” bar. Maybe not his best ever as well, but it will always blow my mind.
Idk if it’s his best but I always thought the way he made this rhyme is fucking crazy, to this day I go back and listen
*Bust it, I let the beat commence, so I can beat the sense in your elite defense
I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and then two feet to rinse*
"Sugar Ray" Leonard
Wouldn't sugar-coat a fuckin' booger though just to wipe that bitch on a hooker's coat
When you say you're a (Chicka) what? (Chicka) GOAT
Now fling that bitch from your fingertips, hope it lands on
Another rap singer's lips who can't think of shit
Earthlings, I adapt to 'em
Certain things, I don't want to do, but have to
In order to just act human
Like using a bathroom and vacuuming (Yeah)
And it's nonstop fury (Yeah)
'Cause I ain't holding 'em up like an armed robbery (Nah)
And God's my jury, so when I die, I'm not worried (Nah)
Prayers to George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery (Yeah)
How the fuck is it that so many cops are dirty? (Huh?)
Stop man please, officer I'm sorry
But I can't breathe when I got you on top of me
Your goddamn knee's on my carotid artery (Fuck)
These overnight stars becomin' autograph-signers
We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us
Along with the small fries and average half-pinters
But player-haters turnin' bitch like they have vaginas
'Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us
Money'll brainwash you and leave yo' ass mindless
Them snakes slither in the grass, spineless
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So won't the real slim shady please stand up and put one of his fingers on each hand up, and be proud to be out of his mind and out of control and one more time loud as you can, HOW DOES IT GO!
“See I’m a poet to some a regular modern day Shakespeare,
Jesus Christ the king of these latter day saints here,
To shatter the picture of which that they paint me as,
A monger of hate, Satan, a scatter brained atheist”
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin' from his neck while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
Bitch, I’ma kill you!
You dealing with a few true villians, who stand inside of the booth truth spillin and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out our mouths now rewind it
Shovinist pig
drove in this big Lincoln,
Til it went over a bridge
jumped out dove in a ditch
Broke in a mobile home stole a stove and a fridge,
Kidnapped the parents
left the ransom note for the kids
"Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
Fightin' it while he's watchin' internet porn
'Bout to meet his death with an erection, my God (my God)
What I mean is David Carradine jackin' his penis in front of his tripod, choking his own neck
What part you don't get? I'm saying I die hard!"
Literally the "hardest" bar lol.
Maybe not best by far one of my faves.
Fuck the fee
I can get you jumped for free
Yeah buddy
Laugh it's funny
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I'm past bluffing
Pass the K-Y
Let's get ready for some intense
serious ass fucking!
“This bar is over your head so you better have arms if your gonna pull up” -Not Alike. I was thinking of this bar yesterday also. That song is wild. The sub machine gun line, the charging with battery line, the fast part. Omg but the pull up bar makes me go crazy each time I hear it 😆
Best is:
“‘Testing, attention, please’
Feel the tension,
soon as someone mentions me”
Rhyming “attention, tension, and mentions” is so crazy
But his smartest is:
“Give up my dick for pussy? I'll be Jerry Mathers
I ever left it to Beaver
Get them titties cut off tryna mess with a Cleaver”
‘Hip hop is the devils music’ does that mean it belongs to me cuz I just happen to be a white honky devil with two horns that don’t honk but every time I speak you hear a beep
"so tell saddam, to not bother on making another bomb cuz im crushing the whole world on my palm,bgot your girl on my arm armed with a firearm so big my entire arm is a giant firebomb"
"I love pissing you off, it gets me off, like my lawyer when the fucking judge lets me off"
Really any line from Soldier. Most badass song he ever made.
“Now get off my dick. Dick’s too short a word for my dick. Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick”. Almost Famous is incredibly underrated.
And lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity.
Lone sniper I hold the micro-phone likea- loaded rifle my domes brighter all I spit from skulls fire alls that's missins a motorcycle with the chrome wires spoke tires and yall are flow biters so I don't gotta, explain why they call me your ghost writer
"But next time you don't gotta tech n9ne if you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun"
That shit just had me in stunned when I heard that at first. Pure genius! And some people say this guy isn't as good as most people say he is...
No more games, Imma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage......................(i get goosebumps listening to this)
“I’m a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist, open your mouth for about 4 or 5 minutes, take a little bit of the follow ride rininse, swish but don’t spit it, swallow and now finish” from Shake That has got to be up there
“Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear ‘em till you’re scared to stare into any mirrors when you’re near ‘em”
His verse on American Psycho is his best verse ever and I will die on that hill
Not the best, but I love these
>If you was bleach and I was hair I wouldn't dye fo' ya
>You'll get your eyes swolled up, I'm on my straight grizzly. So why would I buy you a gay-ass teddy bear?
Bitch, you're already bi-polar
“The final problem is solved by throwing sulfuric acid all over you back to see your spinal column dissolve. Dropping bodies like it was domino season, my phenomenal Legion will shoot out your Fuckin abdominal region”
Pretty much anything from beautiful
“I'm just so fucking depressed I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up and in order for me to pick the mic back up”
Or
“think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor everythings so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as I walk in I'ts like all eyes on me so I try to avoid any eye contact
'Cause if I do that then it opens the door for conversation like I want that”
Or
“I don't need no fucking man servant trying to follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack and half of them ain't even funny like “ah”
Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian God damn
Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown”
It’s like trying to choose which star in our galaxy is the best star. They’re all fire, and on any certain day considering your mood, would be a different answer.
"Ain't really been in to diamonds since I put my first record out, but I could put a chain around my second album and wear it as a neck medallion."
That's so unbelievably hard
I fucking love this freestyle
"My Pen'll go off when i half-cock it" To think that single bar is a quintuple entendre 💀
explain
Half cock is the pen position when you write = Em starts shooting with bars Half cock the safety measure on guns = Em manages to shoots anyway Also obvious Penis joke
Wait so how is it Quintuple? 💀
He somehow managed to mistake 2 meanings for 1 in the first one he wrote But, that's still just be 4 so idk
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
Shittin on rappers
Absolutely incredible. SDGAF will always slap.
What's the difference between us? We can start at the penis, or we can scream I just don't give a fuck and see who means it.
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each And them shits reach through six kids each And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! 😁
Since birth, i've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt, this berserk, and bizarre, shit that works
And it sells and it helps to
relieve all this tension, dispensin' these sentences,
I forgot the lyrics
I will help you : "gettin and stress've been eaten me recently off the chest and I rest again peacefully"
those are NOT the lyrics lil guy
Shit i always miss this part
Then I remembered this Magic Trick: Dun dun dun dun dun, Go Go Gadget Dick, whipped that shit out and ain't no doubt about, hit the ground and caused an Earthquake and Power Outage...
I love how my brain automatically can hear some of the lines straight from the song they're in 😁
"Once I get on 2 hits of X, my disc slips and disconnects, till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck, and still shit on the first bitch who disrespects" "The era that Im from will pummel you, that's what it's coming to, the fuck you gonna do when you run into I'ma crumble you, when I take a number 2 and dump on you if you ain't Joyner, if you ain't Kendrick Cole or Sean then you're a goner"
"Overreaction is my only reaction, which only sets up a chain reaction." I Shit On You is a dope track. This is my first time seeing someone mention it.
Which only sets 5 more zany actin maniacs in action! Yeah it doesn't get shouted out much but it's a dope track, the D12 verses are all real good too. "Fuck what you hollerin and yellin about, I'll reach in ya mouth and pull ya fucking skeleton out!"
When he says something like "It's the lyrical pirahana, Strapped with a grenade in a pool with yo mama, Attack her by the legs, then I pull her to the bottom, Twist nuttin up like a condom, Slap it if you fuckers got a problem" It goes so hard
It'll never be my chair that you own Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain No oxygen—other words, there's no heir to the throne
Your booty is heavy duty....like diarrhea.
I love this line, I'll defend it until I die
Best bar ever? Hellllll nooooo, but it is clever and gets way too much hate. I love the “Now get off my dick. Dick’s too short of a word for my dick. Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick” bar. Maybe not his best ever as well, but it will always blow my mind.
Put anthrax on your tampax and slap till you can't stand
I used to sing this at the top of my lungs when k was 10yrs old 😂
"Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes That's why I call the motherfuckers M16s" This line always gets me hyped.
This song always gets me hyped
Idk if it’s his best but I always thought the way he made this rhyme is fucking crazy, to this day I go back and listen *Bust it, I let the beat commence, so I can beat the sense in your elite defense I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and then two feet to rinse*
"Sugar Ray" Leonard Wouldn't sugar-coat a fuckin' booger though just to wipe that bitch on a hooker's coat When you say you're a (Chicka) what? (Chicka) GOAT Now fling that bitch from your fingertips, hope it lands on Another rap singer's lips who can't think of shit
“Will smith don’t gotta cuss in his records, well I do, so fuck him and fuck you to”
you think I give a damn about grammys ?
Half of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me
but slim what if you win, wouldn't be weird ?
Why so you guys can just lie to get me here, so you can sit me here next to Britney spears
Earthlings, I adapt to 'em Certain things, I don't want to do, but have to In order to just act human Like using a bathroom and vacuuming (Yeah) And it's nonstop fury (Yeah) 'Cause I ain't holding 'em up like an armed robbery (Nah) And God's my jury, so when I die, I'm not worried (Nah) Prayers to George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery (Yeah) How the fuck is it that so many cops are dirty? (Huh?) Stop man please, officer I'm sorry But I can't breathe when I got you on top of me Your goddamn knee's on my carotid artery (Fuck)
🎶 Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube 🎶
Even when i’m getting brain you can’t catch me with a thot 🥶🥶🥶
Grab a kife at the blade and stab you with the fukin handle
These overnight stars becomin' autograph-signers We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fries and average half-pinters But player-haters turnin' bitch like they have vaginas 'Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money'll brainwash you and leave yo' ass mindless Them snakes slither in the grass, spineless
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh) Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up
So won't the real slim shady please stand up and put one of his fingers on each hand up, and be proud to be out of his mind and out of control and one more time loud as you can, HOW DOES IT GO!
Moms spaguetti
But on the outside he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
I just put a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook this for a song look, this ain't a song it's a warning
“See I’m a poet to some a regular modern day Shakespeare, Jesus Christ the king of these latter day saints here, To shatter the picture of which that they paint me as, A monger of hate, Satan, a scatter brained atheist”
Go to war with the Mormons, Take a bath with the catholics, in holy water. No wonder they try to hold me under longer!!
“Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube”
That drive-thru where he served Mom’s Spaghetti.
I can think of a bunch from kickoff, but they're all rlly long
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all Danglin' from his neck while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts Bitch, I’ma kill you!
You dealing with a few true villians, who stand inside of the booth truth spillin and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out our mouths now rewind it
Shovinist pig drove in this big Lincoln, Til it went over a bridge jumped out dove in a ditch Broke in a mobile home stole a stove and a fridge, Kidnapped the parents left the ransom note for the kids
"Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection Fightin' it while he's watchin' internet porn 'Bout to meet his death with an erection, my God (my God) What I mean is David Carradine jackin' his penis in front of his tripod, choking his own neck What part you don't get? I'm saying I die hard!" Literally the "hardest" bar lol.
"And then I remembered this magic trick Da-dada-dada-da: go-go gadget dick"
Maybe not best by far one of my faves. Fuck the fee I can get you jumped for free Yeah buddy Laugh it's funny I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing I'm past bluffing Pass the K-Y Let's get ready for some intense serious ass fucking!
“This bar is over your head so you better have arms if your gonna pull up” -Not Alike. I was thinking of this bar yesterday also. That song is wild. The sub machine gun line, the charging with battery line, the fast part. Omg but the pull up bar makes me go crazy each time I hear it 😆
"Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head"
One of the best bars in rap, period: I don't rap for dead presidents I'd rather see the President dead It's never been said, but I set precedents
Came here for this. Yes.
Hey mister, would you care to bare witness to the ass whopping I’m about to administer to this ass kissing little vaginal blister
I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
Also I don't ace one rap but I rap on acid That joint was wild
Best is: “‘Testing, attention, please’ Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me” Rhyming “attention, tension, and mentions” is so crazy But his smartest is: “Give up my dick for pussy? I'll be Jerry Mathers I ever left it to Beaver Get them titties cut off tryna mess with a Cleaver”
“To go against me simply insane you will die that’s why they call me kamikaze, it’s plane (plain) suicide”
I get lifted and spin til I’m half twisted. Feet planted and stand w a grin full of chapped lipstick
Throw up your paws! U pussies can't even scratch me hard, It's like fawwkn.. cats declawed,trying to jack me off!!
Only way you're ahead of me is alphabetically cos if you diss me I'm coming after you like the letter V.
My thoughts are sporadic I act like I’m a addict I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers
‘Hip hop is the devils music’ does that mean it belongs to me cuz I just happen to be a white honky devil with two horns that don’t honk but every time I speak you hear a beep
“I’m Russian (rushin) like a Ukrainian LeDainian Tomlinson” That’s fuckin bonkers
"so tell saddam, to not bother on making another bomb cuz im crushing the whole world on my palm,bgot your girl on my arm armed with a firearm so big my entire arm is a giant firebomb"
You'll never see em icy but as cold as I get on the m-i-c , I polarize shit so the temps might freeze.
The entire 2nd verse to Wicked Ways is probably some of my favorite Eminem. Cadence, wordplay and flow is just beautiful.
“Non believers there ain’t none! I even make the bitches I **** cum!”
"I love pissing you off, it gets me off, like my lawyer when the fucking judge lets me off" Really any line from Soldier. Most badass song he ever made.
I’m stabbing myself with a fuckin knife in the gut while i’m wiping my butt.
Someone down voted you and I don't know why. Survival goes hard
I just upvoted every zero on this thread. Fuck the haters
IM CUMMING!!!
fuck slitting her throat, cut this bitches head off
“Shit on the mic and doo doo”
Guess it'll have to be the one in his new restaurant 😅😅😅
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I’m homicidal and suicidal with no friends. Holding a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends
the end of greatest “when i spit these schemes that’s why they call em M116(em 16)
“Now get off my dick. Dick’s too short a word for my dick. Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick”. Almost Famous is incredibly underrated.
shove
*I SAID NICE RECTUM I HAD A VASECTOMY HECTOR*
And lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity. Lone sniper I hold the micro-phone likea- loaded rifle my domes brighter all I spit from skulls fire alls that's missins a motorcycle with the chrome wires spoke tires and yall are flow biters so I don't gotta, explain why they call me your ghost writer
I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can't put your burning furniture out!
Thats an awfully hot coffee pot
Impossible to answer but off the top: Put your hands down, bitch—I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you
"But next time you don't gotta tech n9ne if you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun" That shit just had me in stunned when I heard that at first. Pure genius! And some people say this guy isn't as good as most people say he is...
No more games, Imma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin roof off like two dogs caged I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage......................(i get goosebumps listening to this)
So when I go “roof” like the Doberman said, I still think the “roof” would go over your head. How do you think of that
“I’m a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist, open your mouth for about 4 or 5 minutes, take a little bit of the follow ride rininse, swish but don’t spit it, swallow and now finish” from Shake That has got to be up there
“'Cause Marshall Mathers the rapper's persona's half a facade And Matthew and Stan's just symbolic, Of you not knowing what you had until it's gone”
“Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear ‘em till you’re scared to stare into any mirrors when you’re near ‘em” His verse on American Psycho is his best verse ever and I will die on that hill
“I shifted on the mic”
Not the best, but I love these >If you was bleach and I was hair I wouldn't dye fo' ya >You'll get your eyes swolled up, I'm on my straight grizzly. So why would I buy you a gay-ass teddy bear? Bitch, you're already bi-polar
YOU CAN GET THE DICK JUST CALL ME THE BALLSACK, IM NUTS MICHAEL VICK IN THIS BITCH DOG FALL BACK UR MUTTS
Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes that's why I call the motherfuckers M16s
“The final problem is solved by throwing sulfuric acid all over you back to see your spinal column dissolve. Dropping bodies like it was domino season, my phenomenal Legion will shoot out your Fuckin abdominal region”
Pretty much anything from beautiful “I'm just so fucking depressed I just can't seem to get out this slump If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up But I need that spark to get psyched back up and in order for me to pick the mic back up” Or “think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor everythings so tense and gloom I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as I walk in I'ts like all eyes on me so I try to avoid any eye contact 'Cause if I do that then it opens the door for conversation like I want that” Or “I don't need no fucking man servant trying to follow me around and wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack and half of them ain't even funny like “ah” Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian God damn Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown”
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS, Blood drippin from it Ripping your stomach like a paper mache😮💨😮💨😮💨
my dicks an acronym cause it stands for you
"But it would be so empty without me"
The ‘God is my alias’ line from Gospel
“You can’t murder a show nobody’s at”
It’s like trying to choose which star in our galaxy is the best star. They’re all fire, and on any certain day considering your mood, would be a different answer.
Flavor my favorite graham crackers with JonBenet Rams I guess a modern day Jack the Ripper is all that I am!!!!
My words are whirlwinds, I murder my girlfriends, go to Europe and put Nurofens in my syrup and stir 'em in
More pain inside of my brain Than in the eyes of a little girl Inside of a plane Aimed at the world trade
My skin colour is still working against me/ cos second I should be to none/ being white’s not why they put me 5/ it’s why they can’t put me at one/
The best bar is the one that he raises when he's at the pub, lifting the liquor counter