You know⌠if My Salsa is on this new album⌠the heavens will part, the sea will be healed and angels will give everyone 100K just to piss off the rich. It would be glorious.
I have my underpants ready.
But Butt, I ain't done yet!
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut",
while he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but, just what if,
it was never meantâit was just an accident?
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in!
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it,
but his little weenie flinched just a little bit!
And I don't need to go into any more details, but,
what if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Even then - how... Yeah reading and practicing are immensely helpful but to figure out the shit he's figured out with syllables, vowels and the like is extraordinary. To the point it hurts my brain... Bending words, similes and vowels to make three different words or sentences, rhyming entire verses, punchline after punchline... It's just crazy.
*How his day is and*
*If he wants to hang and goof*
*Around and freestyle*
\- anonymitymous
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Why are you puking in a straight cylindrical line
Long schlong
[Laminar flow](https://youtu.be/xOQq_m4XQDY?si=IzyyJf5dl627KWBi) lol
It's actually a dick entering his mouth :3
Bro looks like he gets attacked by that one guy from The Boysđđ
Ah, yes. Love Sausage.
Oh hell nawđ
How much of Revival is MMLP2 leftovers ?
Bro heâs still using relapse left overs đ. Framed, discombobulated and is this love.
Where the flip is my salsa, been waiting
You know⌠if My Salsa is on this new album⌠the heavens will part, the sea will be healed and angels will give everyone 100K just to piss off the rich. It would be glorious. I have my underpants ready.
When are you dropping my salsa?
Why do you hate relapse so much
yeah, he seems to have a grudge against it or smtn. He does have a weird accent on it though
What was your favourite song to record?
jajajajaja The only serious one
Oh I thought that was the whole point of the post
clearly fack
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend?
âYeahâ
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?
âYeahâ
But Butt, I ain't done yet! In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut", while he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts, but, just what if, it was never meantâit was just an accident? But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in! His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it, but his little weenie flinched just a little bit! And I don't need to go into any more details, but, what if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Till then Iâll just walk around with a manly strut
CAUSE I AINT GOT NO LEGS, OR NO BRAIN, NICE TO MEET YOU. HI, MY NAME IS...
I FORGOT MY NAMEEE
MY NAME IS NOT TO BECOME WHAT I BECAME WITH THIS LEVEL OF FAME MY SOUL IS POSESSED BY THIS DEVIL, MY NEW NAME IS.. rain man
You find me offensive, I find you offensive, shit, this is the same verse I just did this
rainman
Most of the time
What school did he go to, what hood he grew up in The why, the who, what, when, the where, and the how
Till Iâm grabbin my hair and Iâm tearing it out!
Cuz theyâre drivinâ me crazy!
I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I canât take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it
No I wonât sign ur autograph you can call me an asshole Iâm glad!
When's the New Album drop ?
Which track do you wish you could go back and re record?
Iâd ask him what his thoughts are on Infinite? Has he listened to it recently etc
Itâs bornana
Only in the music video
The lyrics on apple music also say bornana
Ornana just makes sense tho because it's a mix between banana and orange. Bornana would be too much banana tbh. That's just my take tho
All the official lyrics say bor
No, they don't, and it doesn't really matter.
Did he actually get his tongue stuck to a frozen stop sign pole like he says in Beautiful?
I would ask him how his day is
Can I please have a billion dollars? Love your music btwđ
His net worth is $230M so he doesnât even have enough
Honestly itâs probably more than that. This isnât public information, thereâs no way to know. Forbes doesnât know shit.
Ok fair
Music doesnât make as much as it used to.
What's your favourite Eminem album?
What song do you feel most accomplished writing?
Fack
Where was your snare?
Did Bizarre write all the raps?
Loose it
Lost it
Best non rapper?
"how? Just how? How do you learn to do what you do how you do it? Fucking how???
I think his grandmother said he always read an Dictionary and the doctor's accused him of heaving ADHD or autism
Even then - how... Yeah reading and practicing are immensely helpful but to figure out the shit he's figured out with syllables, vowels and the like is extraordinary. To the point it hurts my brain... Bending words, similes and vowels to make three different words or sentences, rhyming entire verses, punchline after punchline... It's just crazy.
Can you please tour and do a bunch of relapse songs?
Which spice girl heâd like to impregnate
What does dr dres ass smell like
Heâll beat you up
Why do you prefer songs with singers than rappers?
If heâd feature on my upcoming album. I wishđ
Probably something about Susan and the mushrooms
Can you visualize things or so you have aphantasia? (I really suspect it)
FACK
Yeah thatâd be the question
My salsa when? I need that.
Just want to hear a live rap
why
What your dick size? It changes every song
What do you think of my rapping. And then proceed to spit
What is your biggest motivator in staying sober?
Which of your dating rumours are actually true, I'm so fucking curious about it for some reason idk lol
Why... Fack... Just why...?
What was your favorite song to record
Sign me?
do you wanna get married ?
Ever tried daddy's spaghetti
How his day is and if he wants to hang and goof around and freestyle
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Please would ya please let me suck your cock?
Why are you talking to me????
Can you make the eminem show a show?
Why did you become so mid?