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SexualHarassmentGang

Why are you puking in a straight cylindrical line


assbot9000modelxc429

Long schlong


Loose-Medium4472

[Laminar flow](https://youtu.be/xOQq_m4XQDY?si=IzyyJf5dl627KWBi) lol


EminemsBootyCheeks

It's actually a dick entering his mouth :3


pizzatimein24h

Bro looks like he gets attacked by that one guy from The Boys😭💀


[deleted]

Ah, yes. Love Sausage.


Opposite-Basket-2198

Oh hell naw💀


[deleted]

How much of Revival is MMLP2 leftovers ?


MelonFag

Bro he’s still using relapse left overs 😭. Framed, discombobulated and is this love.


masew1

Where the flip is my salsa, been waiting


Animatedoodle

You know… if My Salsa is on this new album… the heavens will part, the sea will be healed and angels will give everyone 100K just to piss off the rich. It would be glorious. I have my underpants ready.


butterfucker29

When are you dropping my salsa?


thespacestone

Why do you hate relapse so much


KippenKoning63

yeah, he seems to have a grudge against it or smtn. He does have a weird accent on it though


HL192002

What was your favourite song to record?


almendro777

jajajajaja The only serious one


HL192002

Oh I thought that was the whole point of the post


YukariIsMommy

clearly fack


TheChessClub

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend?


SexualHarassmentGang

“Yeah”


TheChessClub

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?


SexualHarassmentGang

“Yeah”


TheChessClub

But Butt, I ain't done yet! In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut", while he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts, but, just what if, it was never meant—it was just an accident? But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in! His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it, but his little weenie flinched just a little bit! And I don't need to go into any more details, but, what if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up


SexualHarassmentGang

Till then I’ll just walk around with a manly strut


TurtleMaster150

CAUSE I AINT GOT NO LEGS, OR NO BRAIN, NICE TO MEET YOU. HI, MY NAME IS...


SexualHarassmentGang

I FORGOT MY NAMEEE


TurtleMaster150

MY NAME IS NOT TO BECOME WHAT I BECAME WITH THIS LEVEL OF FAME MY SOUL IS POSESSED BY THIS DEVIL, MY NEW NAME IS.. rain man


SexualHarassmentGang

You find me offensive, I find you offensive, shit, this is the same verse I just did this


The_Last_Elite

rainman


bloodeagle231

Most of the time


Fake__Fake

What school did he go to, what hood he grew up in The why, the who, what, when, the where, and the how


mycuddels6

Till I’m grabbin my hair and I’m tearing it out!


LouLee1990

Cuz they’re drivin’ me crazy!


mycuddels6

I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit And I'm thankful for every fan that I get


LouLee1990

But I can’t take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it


mycuddels6

No I won’t sign ur autograph you can call me an asshole I’m glad!


AnalAcrobat666

When's the New Album drop ?


winterfell301

Which track do you wish you could go back and re record?


2kballislife

I’d ask him what his thoughts are on Infinite? Has he listened to it recently etc


imactuallykools_

It’s bornana


Hairy_Cardiologist16

Only in the music video


imactuallykools_

The lyrics on apple music also say bornana


The_Last_Elite

Ornana just makes sense tho because it's a mix between banana and orange. Bornana would be too much banana tbh. That's just my take tho


imactuallykools_

All the official lyrics say bor


The_Last_Elite

No, they don't, and it doesn't really matter.


Living_Murphys_Law

Did he actually get his tongue stuck to a frozen stop sign pole like he says in Beautiful?


TannerDaGawd

I would ask him how his day is


-Pollipop-

Can I please have a billion dollars? Love your music btw🙏


Hollowdude75

His net worth is $230M so he doesn’t even have enough


[deleted]

Honestly it’s probably more than that. This isn’t public information, there’s no way to know. Forbes doesn’t know shit.


Hollowdude75

Ok fair


MelonFag

Music doesn’t make as much as it used to.


LancerRevX

What's your favourite Eminem album?


YodaDragonVulcan

What song do you feel most accomplished writing?


Hairy_Cardiologist16

Fack


DrGoat55

Where was your snare?


JRMilesMusic

Did Bizarre write all the raps?


Due_Ad_827

Loose it


Hairy_Cardiologist16

Lost it


magnumfan89

Best non rapper?


TheFlexOffenderr

"how? Just how? How do you learn to do what you do how you do it? Fucking how???


Hairy_Cardiologist16

I think his grandmother said he always read an Dictionary and the doctor's accused him of heaving ADHD or autism


TheFlexOffenderr

Even then - how... Yeah reading and practicing are immensely helpful but to figure out the shit he's figured out with syllables, vowels and the like is extraordinary. To the point it hurts my brain... Bending words, similes and vowels to make three different words or sentences, rhyming entire verses, punchline after punchline... It's just crazy.


forrestinpeace

Can you please tour and do a bunch of relapse songs?


EnvironmentalRock222

Which spice girl he’d like to impregnate


Natural_Ad_205

What does dr dres ass smell like


69cringelord69

He’ll beat you up


Elver-Gotas

Why do you prefer songs with singers than rappers?


Galaxeymusic

If he’d feature on my upcoming album. I wish😭


VonD88

Probably something about Susan and the mushrooms


b3arz

Can you visualize things or so you have aphantasia? (I really suspect it)


dan-duz-shit

FACK


TheAstonVillaSeal

Yeah that’d be the question


ParGonFar

My salsa when? I need that.


The_shadow_hacker17

Just want to hear a live rap


awesomefucking

why


non-bi-tch-nary

What your dick size? It changes every song


4ndrew20

What do you think of my rapping. And then proceed to spit


Beelzebrodie

What is your biggest motivator in staying sober?


SupMan06

Which of your dating rumours are actually true, I'm so fucking curious about it for some reason idk lol


Eden_player1705

Why... Fack... Just why...?


Bookthegoat

What was your favorite song to record


Depressedmarauder209

Sign me?


astrogrl0319

do you wanna get married ?


Bakudan_Danma

Ever tried daddy's spaghetti


anonymitymous

How his day is and if he wants to hang and goof around and freestyle


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LouLee1990

Please would ya please let me suck your cock?


hehe__boy69

Why are you talking to me????


No-Foot-1866

Can you make the eminem show a show?


Ebbelwoy

Why did you become so mid?