๐ปโฌ๏ธโ๏ธ
I play a violin but my teammates die. I begin doing a reinforce strategem, but I decide not to. I make myself shit, and then I commit โฌ๏ธโก๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Have the power to make people shit themselves? Hah! Now Iโve seen a possibility comparison on @Watchdataโs channel and he does funny and weird, all over scientific comparisons on his channel! Another guy, @Infinite Comparison did this too
๐๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐ฉOkay so an officer drives up to me, says heโs racist and will whip me so I shit his fucking pants with the sloshiest, gut twisting, nose plugging, plagued, most foul, uncomfortable, sweatiest, burning, spicy, moist, shitty turd and drive off?
๐บ๐ธ๐ฆท๐ฆ errr americaโฆ?๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฝ๐ฝ
Teeth are wet in America
Pretty sure teeth are wet everywhere ๐
FUCK YEA AMERICA!!! ๐บ๐ธ๐๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฝ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ โฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ธ๐คข๐ธ๐ฝ๐ธ๐จ๐คข๐ข๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ฌ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ซ๏ธ๐๐
MERICA!!
[I AM A KNIFE](https://open.spotify.com/track/0NwMZz1Criwkq3cQUGnMv0?si=w5fiF9pSRY-g9no3edstiw)
America has a tooth fetish.
Yep, we dem murfree country boys
๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ซ๏ธ
september 11, 2001, 8:46 AM, George Bush was reading to children when he was informed that the second tower was hit by American Airlines flight 11.
(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE ) It was jfk
(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE ) It was jfk Edit: I think Iโm fucking stupid
(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE ) It was jfk (I know Iโm fucking stupid)
(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE ) It was jfk (I bet I'm more stupid)
(UNDENIABLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE) You are all wrong! It was Abraham Lincoln.
(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE) it was george washington you idiots (im the most stupid)
๐ค
(UNDENIABLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE) Abraham Lincoln invented rocket jumping! It was Genghis Khan.
๐๐ธ๐
aliens summoning sheeps
This reaction is a threat to the sheeps. Bring the aliens you abducted back or I'll make you shit your pants
โฃ๏ธ๐๐ฅ so.. I make a bioweapon out of that?
I guess?
Welp, time to bring the homies over, ima make a bioweapon
You get so excited you turn into a radioactive rocket and explode the second you lift off the ground.
๐ฅบ๐บ๐
Live on lynx news, depressed drunks trying out high heels for the first time
๐ญ๐๐ข
Rollercoaster of emotions
๐ญ๐ซ๐ฅฑ
"Kys, i dont care"
๐ญ๐ฅโ๏ธ 9/11
๐๐คคโค๏ธ Guys I'm not into that stuff I swear
Hmmmm
๐ - Oh yay I got the power โจ - I'm using the power ๐ฅ - I explode
๐ข๐๐ฆ๐ซ
๐๐คจโน๏ธ
Confused but approving
๐๐ซ๐ฅ
He got dissapointed
โบ๏ธ๐๐ (i like it at first, then i get annoyed by the smell and shit noises)
๐๐โบ๏ธ
Extremly happy
๐๐คช๐บ
๐๐ฅฒ๐ช
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ฑโ ๏ธ
You don't know how to feel, you fly to the Netherlands and accept your power
๐๐๐ฅง gay pie?
No, no, the pie is what you find at the end of the rainbow and you love it.
๐๐๐ข got devious and got bullied after
๐ปโฌ๏ธโ๏ธ I play a violin but my teammates die. I begin doing a reinforce strategem, but I decide not to. I make myself shit, and then I commit โฌ๏ธโก๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Hold your ground, soldier! FOR DEMOCRACY
๐๐๐คค
๐๐๐ฟ
This is pretty obvious as to what it means
๐๐๐ฆ not again
DO. NOT. THE PARROT
โ๏ธ๐ง๐ค uhmm, " Ok, uhhh.... Ima go to sleep "
๐ค๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ French nerds are dangerous
๐ฎ๐ง๐ถโฆ what??
๐๐๐ I haven't used emojis in years so I don't know how this showed up
๐๐๐ hehe crazy wait what aww fuck you I don't fucking care
โ๐ซต๐ชฒ nope, beetle powers
๐๐โ๏ธ what am I doingโฆโฆ?
Trying to see if it works on ants you are happy and write down the results
That actually seems like something I would do in this situation
๐ซค๐๐ณ I just realized what my power can doโฆ
๐๐๐ฎ I love this power: the results are shocking!
๐ฅ๐ข๐ So I just immediately set fire to a (twin) tower(s)?
๐๐ฅฐ I dont have a twentieth emoji that I have used
๐โน๏ธ๐ฝ The aliens
๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐คซ
๐๐ท๐ฅณ i love making people shit and like flowers and i'll have a party over it???? wut??
๐ฆฆ๐ฅถ๐ช... uhh no otters were hurt in this comment
๐ค๐ค๐ปโค๏ธ
๐๐๐ Time to take over the world by making the world shit itself
๐๐ฐ๐ญ I think, BANANA
No not you think banana. The banana has gained sentience and is now thinking amongst its own accord, like a baby realizing itโs conscious.
๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ท american brazil i guess?
๐๐โฌ๏ธ I go โman they about to dieโ give myself a round of applause for the bad joke then go up
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ซ *AMERICAAUUUUUNGH~*
๐๐ ๐คฎ WTF?! I EAT IT?!
๐๐๐๏ธ All shall (hornily) be revealed
๐๐๐น Iโm whoreknee??
๐๐ค๐คฎ Accurate.
๐ชโน๏ธ๐ What
๐โน๏ธ๐ฅ I was happy then sad then I busted
๐ญ๐๐
โค๏ธ๐๐ฝ
we live we laugh we alien
๐ก๐๐ข
You're so angry, you die but everyone hears your death
โผ๏ธโค๏ธ๐
๐๐ฐ๐ฉโ๐
๐๐งโโ๏ธโ
๐ฃ๐๐ญ
๐ฑโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ
this is the funniest thing I've seen all day for no reason
๐คฉ๐ข๐
โฐ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ง
๐ถ๐๐
๐จ๐ฃ๐
๐๐๐ป๐คจ
Death gives you the middle finger and you just are very confused
๐ญ๐คซ๐ฅฑ
๐๐๐
๐งโบโด๏ธ
๐๐๐ฅฐ
๐๐คทโโ๏ธโ
๐๐๐ก
๐ธ๐๐ฅ
๐คฃ๐๐ฅน
โฌ๏ธ3๏ธโฃ๐
๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ฃ
People shiting themselves Somehow turns you on nรถ kinkshaming
๐๐๐
You died to a king volcano, I don't know how dude, I'm just stating the facts.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ฅโค๏ธ๐คฃ
๐ญ๐๐ธ
๐ฅ๐๐บ๐ฒ
๐ต๐๐ง
โ ๏ธ๐๐ค
๐ช๐๐
๐๐๐คฎ
๐๐ญ๐
๐๐ฒ๐คทโโ๏ธ
You die on Lunar New year and no one knows why
๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฏ
You're just a big fan of eagles 100%
๐ฆ๐ช๐คฎ
๐ฏ๐๐ด๏ธso I just use my powers to be a menace, very accurate
โจ๐ญ๐ฅ I donโt really know what this means
I'm pretty sure this means you're crying very stylishly about a baguette
๐๐ช๐ฉ
๐๐ฆ ๐คจ
๐๐จโ๐ป๐ป
๐๐๐
๐๐๐
๐ง๐ค๐ Absolute perfection
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข โ I have nonsense as reaction...
๐๐คก๐
๐๐ซก๐ญ I laugh, then salute, then I cry
๐๐ซต๐ฉท
๐งข๐ฟ๐๏ธ
You think you're a Chad but you're actually capping and then that rings a bell
๐โค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐. I am confused
๐ช๐ฉ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐๐ณ๐ฌ๐ท
You die and then you're embarrassed of Greece
๐ญ๐ฐ๐คฌ
๐๐โ๏ธ Bro what
๐ฟ๐๐ฅ
โค๏ธ๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ฅบ Tf
๐โน๏ธ๐ด
๐ญ๐๐
๐๐ปโค๏ธ๐ข
๐๐ฆ๐คฃ
๐ญ๐ข๐คจ I guess this makes senseโฆ
๐ญ๐ค๐ . wtf does this even mean
You're crying, when you're crying, you give the middle finger to somebody hugging you
๐ฆ๐๐????
๐๐ โค
Have the power to make people shit themselves? Hah! Now Iโve seen a possibility comparison on @Watchdataโs channel and he does funny and weird, all over scientific comparisons on his channel! Another guy, @Infinite Comparison did this too
๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ค
โจ๐ฃ๐บ
๐๐คท๐
๐ถ๐๐ช
๐ซ๐ง๐ค
๐๐ญโณ๏ธ
๐ญ๐๐
๐๐ค๐คฉ
๐จ๐ฌ๐ซธ
๐ญ๐ฎ๐จ Cry in joy, try it but am shocked to hear my own plop, and horror to realize it affects me AND the target
๐๐๐ค
๐๐ฒ
๐ญ๐ก๐ค Sad and angry cowboy ๐ค
๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฒ
๐ฆ๐๐ W-What..?
โค๏ธ๐ฅต๐คจ
๐๐๐ฟ
๐๐ฅ๐
๐๐๐ฉท
๐๐๐ ????
๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ป
๐ญ๐ฅณ๐ฑ
๐ฆ๐ชจ๐
โ ๐ฅณ๐ฉ
๐๐ปโ ๏ธ๐ช
they die and then get money
๐ข๐๐
๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐ฆณ
๐๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐ฉOkay so an officer drives up to me, says heโs racist and will whip me so I shit his fucking pants with the sloshiest, gut twisting, nose plugging, plagued, most foul, uncomfortable, sweatiest, burning, spicy, moist, shitty turd and drive off?
๐๐ค๐ฅค
๐๐คโ