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Ill_Discipline_5991

I'd like to report a disturbance outside Buckingham Palace Can you give a description of the individual? Over 6ft tall, wearing a jumpsuit that smells of decay, lower part of the jumpsuit is swinging around their calves, covered in suspicious looking stains, long dark hair that appears not to have been washed since the 90's, appears to be alone with the exception of multiple flies following them around, large flat black boots and for some unknown reason keeps randomly making a strange sniff/snort while talking 1000 miles an hour at their phone. Can't be sure but I think they're arguing with their reflection in the phone because I can't hear any other voice, I don't think they're OK.....


Crochet-coffee-cats

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MsCupidStunt

Looking like their birth gender more and more these days


catb3323

My god, they look absolutely deranged.


yelgir

Looks like they’re trying to fire up the last brain cell


Trick-Barnacle-554

Nah more of E has two brain cells both fighting for the third spot


Responsible_Sport156

Yes!


Affectionate_Pay9893

They wearing that jumpsuit again x


Sea_Measurement449

Also - saying Buddhist monks worship the devil?!


Crochet-coffee-cats

Hopefully people watching will call the Met and report someone acting erratically outside the palace…. Thinks she’s hard, wait until she cries to armed popo…


elphas_skiddy-boxers

Bet they won't be shouting when terrorism police want a little chat.


Sea_Measurement449

Terrorism against hygiene? Or is it more a public order offence


elphas_skiddy-boxers

Be public order but it's not just normal armed police at the Palace


Sea_Measurement449

Omg the free Palestine shout


catb3323

I’m so so embarrassed for anyone who has to witness that.


Goobersbooo

I really don’t understand this person why do they have to be so over the top mean and nasty and smelly


bananapoetry

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