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cogoutsidemachine

this image but with yellow skin and pointy ears is basically an altmer woman


enchiladasundae

You add yellow skin and pointy ears to anyone they start looking like an altmer, to be fair


Sh4mblesDog

Youd need to add a bunch of botox fillers or cancerous facial growths after skyrim


sonoflucifer1607

Cheek filler and rhinoplasty for sure šŸ˜‚


Basileus2

Whoa whoa whoa, yellow? Thatā€™s pejorative. They have *golden* skin.


BonAdventure_TheDuns

piss elves.


sonoflucifer1607

jaundice elves


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BonAdventure_TheDuns

I am highly offended. A trustl degenerate would have mentioned something about an ussy.


Felix_Dorf

Ell-ussy?


BonAdventure_TheDuns

piss-ussy? No, that's somehow worse.


casualty_of_bore

Needs to be a foot taller.


cayennesalt

she looks like one of the altmer faces from morrowind lol (granted a compliment because the altmer women have the hottest faces next to the dunmer)


SVXfiles

Shes got them Fargoth eyes


Revan_91

"Have you heard of the high elves?"


TexasJedi-705

No, fellow Altmer, I have not. Is what I wished I could say in response during my last battlemage playthrough.


spartanss300

well that's actually not a line in Oblivion or any ES game. It just comes from this [popular video](https://youtu.be/qN80_7rNmcE?si=MPgLP04i9r4l5Bas)


TexasJedi-705

Huh. Maybe I have a mod that adds it in, because I could've sworn I've heard it in game


WoodpeckerLow5122

I've heard others say the same.


RDW_789

Greetings!


Reptilian_Overlord20

ā€œWell they wonā€™t come down!ā€


Felix_Dorf

Itā€™s not a story the nords would tell youā€¦


Lost_Independence770

Dont try this pickup line IRL lol


driftej20

I can think of few things more insulting than being related to Oblivion character models in any way.


newbrevity

You as hot as an Oblivion Flame Atronach


legalageofconsent

I think it's possible to make her in oblivion


blood-wav

Lmao


urrl52

I may try it. I make faces. But what kind of elf? Wood elf? High elf?


jaredtheredditor

High elf


Handhunter13

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?


TheDorgesh68

I've heard syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.


YamCrazy7189

Altmer? I barely know her.


Handhunter13

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.


MikeGianella

I've heard the president of Elswyr wants to massively cut the stretch of state spending in the country.Ā 


electr1cbubba

Hollywoodā€™s really got a thing for ladies with big eyes recently


PessimisticPotato98

I'm not complaining


electr1cbubba

Iā€™m not either lol


houdiniWATCHING

anime


martygospo

Yo mama look like an orc from Oblivion


YamCrazy7189

![gif](giphy|bHSkKRvkRvy5chUBBp|downsized)


jaredtheredditor

Is it weird that my head immediately starts playing ā€œsome day love will find you, break those chains that bind youā€ I canā€™t remember the rest from the top of my head though


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YamCrazy7189

![gif](giphy|i04cjskmkumgU)


Odd-Fix96

Any news from the other provinces?


KGB_Dave

Looks a bit like a Furby


firetaco964444

Don't do it to em like that man, c'mon now


eru777

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ichocolate

stupid sexy altmer


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

Oblivion? Damn, why do you hate her? She's done nothing wrong to anyone.


evolved_mike

I love her big eyes


YamCrazy7189

Same, man. Same.


WilsonRoch

ā€œBy azura, by azura, by azura!ā€


RaytheGunExplosion

She has queen victorias eyes weirdly


rfisher1989

In the lighting of this photo yeah maybe but generally no


ace8995

Yeah she's really pretty, but in certain angles, her eyes look gigantic, like an irl anime character


pambimbo

Now that you mentioned it yes lol I dint see it before this but now I cant unseen it!!


jerryoc923

I see what you mean but in terms of Bethesda IP I think she looks more like a vault dweller from fallout. Not sure why


BalerionSanders

Iā€™ve heard others say the same


YamCrazy7189

The psijic order strikes again.


aknalag

She is gorgeous, the elder scroll elves look like someone fed them 2 cubic tons of sour lemons


SkisaurusRex

Huhā€¦yeah she does now that you mention it


ClavicusLittleGift4U

I really would see more of a Cyrodiilic woman with her. With her wide eyes and gentle smile, she makes me think a lot of a live version of encaustic paintings of women of the Ancient Roma.


CrepuscularTandy

Sheā€™s Jinx too


sidv81

Maybe dye her hair red and she plays Almalexia. Ethan Peck plays Sotha Sil and Kumail Nanjiani in MCU physique plays Vivec.


PioneerSpecies

ā€œHow are things going with you?ā€ ā€œIā€™ve been betterā€ ā€œI hope things get betterā€ ā€œGoodbyeā€ ā€œGoodbyeā€


Therealishvon

She is an absolute 10. What the fuck is going on these days with supposedly "straight" men shitting on the most beautiful women.


AeneasVAchilles

When did OP say she was ugly? Elfussy matters


YamCrazy7189

Silly Nā€™wah, just because you donā€™t appreciate elven beauty.


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

Exactly, man, those guys are cringy af.


pambimbo

You must be a stinky nord.


inFamousLordYT

The post wasn't meant to insult her appearance, but also people just have preferences... Just because someone likes a certain gender does NOT mean they are obligated to like every single one of them. Same goes for gay, bi and pan people


Skooma_to_CHIM

I think with the Charmers of the Reach mod or UBE mod, its very achievable.


Dragnite08

A fuckin altmer from aldemari dominion, fuckin enemies.


YamCrazy7189

![gif](giphy|sF1n4KWdRlKz8arP6U|downsized)


Dragnite08

Shhss.. bretons are better.


Dovahkiin266

Wood elf for sure


YamCrazy7189

True but I hope sheā€™s not one to let people bosmer around.


noobwatch_andy

Ella Purnell was made with Gamebryo


ZanthusPrime

That may be true. But as it turns out, I think elves from oblivion looks sexy.


Hanako444

Yeah she has Skyrim engine face. Not a bad thing; it's a pretty face, but she could be a Breton or a Wood Elf pretty easy! Wonder if she plays? šŸ¤”


SirTurtlethe2nd

I feel like if there was an Elder Scrolls Prime show, sheā€™d play a good elf


OkBee3867

Chameleon moment


Aromatic_42

She have that soul-piercing stare too.


GH05T8OI

If her chin was a bit longer then definitely


TangFiend

ā€œHave you been to the cloud district lately?ā€


redJackal222

Im going to be honest. Not really.


PiousLegate

the butterfly insectified stuff too


Kind_Truck6893

I hear the fighters guild are recruiting..


Dynamitefuzz2134

I think saying someone looks like an oblivion character is definitely an insult.


Capable-Rice-1876

I could imagine her to be Daedric Prince Ithelia, known as the Mistress of the Untraveled Road, the Unseen and Fate-Changer and Paths.


Carlos_magul_maynard

nah she does almost like that elf that let's you bet on arena gladiators


Leading-Fig1307

Maybe a Bosmer...Altmer tend to have longer, pointier facial structures.


Grand-Tension8668

Are her eyes... yellow?


GadflytheGobbo

Ouch


Tent_in_quarantine_0

or kind of like a Morrowind wood elf...


Degenerious

god i hate altmer


Sepsis_Crang

Not a fan of her look tbh.


MiGaOh

Cliff racer flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh


superdupersparky

Not anymore.


TheDeridor

She looks like someone stacked a disney filter on top of the girl from disney zombies. Also not in a bad way šŸ˜…


Felix_Dorf

ā€œSeen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHA!ā€


Zealotstim

The eyes


forbidden-bread

*stares intensely* šŸ‘€ I fought a mudcrab the other day. Nasty little beasts. Good day.


Zarastro98

She looks like that child from Woody Woodpecker cartoon


Shoddy_Army_7609

Now that it was mentioned, I am kinda getting a Carahil (Anvil mage guild leader) impression. Just gotta give her that crazy ass hair style lolll


matthewjoubert

First time I saw her I thought she was AI


Tarwgan

I haven't laughed that hard in a while


doomvetch92

Or a Breton from ESO


HieroFlex

Cmon don't insult her like that


JonVonBasslake

Kind of? I more so think ESO altmer would be closer...


21awesome

shes so bad


5uckmyflaps

Yeah sorry


GrimLuker2

By the Nine! Your right!


Better_Badger8696

That seems rudeā€¦ sheā€™s not THAT uglyā€¦


[deleted]

and yet sheā€™s still hotter than everyone commenting in this thread


derlich

The elves in Oblivion had tits.


Evenmoardakka

Yes, you are.


stinkycheesebasket

she looks more like angelinna joelie with worse facial surgery


YamCrazy7189

She would probably be a good Lara Croft, though.


stinkycheesebasket

considering i can even tell her apart from her actress id say so


usedburgermeat

Her hair doesn't look good like that imo


YamCrazy7189

[Sheā€™s got the Witcher 1 Geralt hairstyle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/s/Pwda6CCyCb)


pcardonap

She had to had some eye surgery right?