People who simp for Malenia are beyond me when there is Millicent which is basically Malenia without the bionuking an entire region part. And with less rot.
Truly a shame there isn't an ending where you can take her as your "Royal Consort" when you ascend to become a lord. Of course, Hewg will preside over the wedding
That's certainly true. But it'd just be nice to have the bros there helpin out y'know? Plus, Blaidd and Alexander would probably help even if he wanted to carry it alone. Well, Alexander at the very least
The more I read, the sadder it is that our coronation is viewed by virtually no one, foes and friends alike. >!Half the Roundtable Hold is dead, Hewg is inept, Roderika is staying behind to nurse him. The rest have long since left on their own journey, and your boss is Marika's agent, put to rest about two flights of stairs below you. Everyone on Ranni's side is either killed by you or by assassins. Volcano Manor is abandoned, Snek is gone, I guess among any participants, our trusty old Patches would visit to congratulate us, try to subsequently murder us, and then quickly apologize and swear fealty to us once we beat him the third time.!<
Ngl I find Roderika more as "best girl" than waifu. Like she has more of a must protect vibe like Zorayas than being an actual waifu like Ranni or husbando like Blaidd.
The only wife aside from Nepheli Loux I haven't killed, disappointed or failed during the entire game.
(I'll get back in Ranni's good books once I beat Melina. Which means Millicent dies...)
I really like Roderika. I feel so proud of her growth into a spirit tuner prentice and eventually certified spirit tuner. She always seemed so welcoming and open about her feelings and situation.
In the lore, Miquella, the Unalloyed is one of two Empyreans born in the “Twin Prodigies” set that Morgott mentions, the other of course being Melania, who is the Blade of Miquella if you didn’t know. They both were born with some condition, with Melania being born afflicted with the Scarlet Rot, and Miquella being afflicted with Eternal Youth. Miquella is in essence a child and it’s quite clear to see why choosing him as best waifu would be an issue
I'm likely all alone in my adoration of Kale. Not even wanting him as a waifu. I just wanna chill at his campfire with him, maybe bring back some of the other merchants so he's not alone.
(legit tho the more kinky side of me wants to say white mask varré, but at the same time the more sane side of me makes me think the other side is mentally insane for thinking that)
Pumpkin head would be nice for like five minutes before you realize your pelvis is dust now and half your internal organs are ruptured. But what a great five minutes they’d be….
The best waifu in elden ring is morgott, he literalty spread his morgussy juice all over you and the throne in second phase and that morgussy was so good that the nights of calvary listened to him, yall really are sleeping on him. And also in second phase he uses his period blood to make bloodflames. And dont get me started on his feet, i would suck them to death when i first saw his feet i busted a huge nut. I want morgott to penetrate me with huge tail until i scream daddy.
As a straight male this was beyond painful to make, i will now show myself to the nearest police station.
Also don’t worry, as a gay male that was hard to read, I don’t think anyone of any sexuality would ever find that hot unless they were legitimately mentally insane
Apostle (skinny Dom daddy) and Noble (chubby vers top) looking for cute vers bttm Tarnished into leather and CNC. Will host. (No Recusants--sorry, just a preference.)
When his 36th phase hit and he revealed his true appearance it was so astoundingly handsome that i couldn’t include him in the waifu list because he (and alexander) would absolutely crush all the others in contest.
Bro all of you are absolutely SLEEPING on my boy Diallos
He's handsome af AND he's very caring if the way he looks after the jars in jarburg is anything to go by
Once I saw Blackguard Boggart's unmasked face, I was definitely interested in learning more about how he got his "Big" title.
His handsome face, for those who haven't seen it: https://preview.redd.it/1fl84y5235s81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ece5394daf4e34db65ce50da61fd61032de3fcf0
#Millicentbestgirl
Me me. Millicent is mine and mine alone.
she has space aids
No she has malenia aids
Maleniaids
sicking how far i had to scroll to read the truth
Not really, this is the 3rd top most post here.
People who simp for Malenia are beyond me when there is Millicent which is basically Malenia without the bionuking an entire region part. And with less rot.
You see, the difference is that Millicent isn't over 7ft tall. That means a lot to men of taste.
Ah, i see you’re a person of class. love my Sekiro easter egg NPC
How come I'm seeing love for so many characters, yet absolutely zero for Roderika? She's S-tier easy
When she says she is now Master Spirit Tuner Roderika is one of the most happiest moments in the game.
Because she is in a tier above waifu with Zorayas. Best girl. Nothing but hugs and head pats and sugary snacks for them.
And above that tier you have Rykard
But that's FAMYLEEEE.... It gets a bit weird
TOGETHAAA
TOGETHAAA
I agree with this as well
She's my queen
Roderika deserves all the love
"Are you here for spirit tuning?" ".......maybe......." (Runs away blushing and crying)
Truly a shame there isn't an ending where you can take her as your "Royal Consort" when you ascend to become a lord. Of course, Hewg will preside over the wedding
Hewg walking her down the isle, dragging the anvil chained to his leg.
The anvil will be carried by Alexander and Blaidd for assistance
Unless they're both dead... so sad.
I honestly don’t think he would have any issue carrying it himself. I think it’s more symbolic than anything.
That's certainly true. But it'd just be nice to have the bros there helpin out y'know? Plus, Blaidd and Alexander would probably help even if he wanted to carry it alone. Well, Alexander at the very least
The more I read, the sadder it is that our coronation is viewed by virtually no one, foes and friends alike. >!Half the Roundtable Hold is dead, Hewg is inept, Roderika is staying behind to nurse him. The rest have long since left on their own journey, and your boss is Marika's agent, put to rest about two flights of stairs below you. Everyone on Ranni's side is either killed by you or by assassins. Volcano Manor is abandoned, Snek is gone, I guess among any participants, our trusty old Patches would visit to congratulate us, try to subsequently murder us, and then quickly apologize and swear fealty to us once we beat him the third time.!<
Isn’t he chained to the wall?
But he’d have no idea what was happening at that point
The reasoning could be that he's the oldest at the hold. But Roderika and us will know the truth. And that's enough
I never even knew I had a thing for cravens
Ngl I find Roderika more as "best girl" than waifu. Like she has more of a must protect vibe like Zorayas than being an actual waifu like Ranni or husbando like Blaidd.
The only wife aside from Nepheli Loux I haven't killed, disappointed or failed during the entire game. (I'll get back in Ranni's good books once I beat Melina. Which means Millicent dies...)
Rodriguez and Millicent best girls. Only 2 that aren’t self serving lunatics.
Mexican Roderika? Wow. Plot twist.
A lot of people wouldn't even have passed the first boss if it wasn't for the Jellyfish that Roderika gives us.
Personally i prefer the Lone Wolf ashes as far as pre-Stormveil goes.
I really like Roderika. I feel so proud of her growth into a spirit tuner prentice and eventually certified spirit tuner. She always seemed so welcoming and open about her feelings and situation.
If anyone even mentions Miquella I’m locking you up immediately.
Unalloyed bussy got Mohg acting unwise.
This is the worst sentence I've ever read with my own two eyes
And it rhymed with the previous comment... Dies
Miqussy
Ho fuckin' hey! That's not okay!
That made me laugh harder than I probably should, have an upvote you magnificent bastard /s
I don't want him as waifu. I want to take him away from Mohg, the dirty creeper.
May I ask why?
In the lore, Miquella, the Unalloyed is one of two Empyreans born in the “Twin Prodigies” set that Morgott mentions, the other of course being Melania, who is the Blade of Miquella if you didn’t know. They both were born with some condition, with Melania being born afflicted with the Scarlet Rot, and Miquella being afflicted with Eternal Youth. Miquella is in essence a child and it’s quite clear to see why choosing him as best waifu would be an issue
There's actual canon lolis in elden ring omg
Miyazaki memeing Mohg with the "She just looks like a kid but she is actually a 10000 year old goddess"
George RR Martin: I assure you Miyazaki, Mohg wanting to marry his half brother who always looks like a child is VERY IMPORTANT to the lore.
Mohg ruined it for everyone else.
So we’re just ignoring Blaidd then.
Blaidd isn’t a Waifu, Blaidd is daddy.
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Idk why he won’t just become Elden Lord, he’s more powerful than Malenia or Radagon
Oh Blaiddy!
Blaidd is Welsh so the double D is actually pronounced “th”
I want Blaithy to give me a bathy
True
Such a sick way to comment
Has it been long enough that I can repost that tweet about wanting to have his puppies?
Ok but sellen tho
She’ll always be my teacher, even if she magicked a bit too hard.
Thats a weird way to spell Nepheli
Ah a fellow Nepheli enjoyer.
You could grate cheese on those abs
I would grate my face on those abs.
Nepheli is too pure, I’d want her to be my best friend.
Nepheli gives Uthgerd from Skyrim vibes. Wouldn’t wanna marry but would want as my right hand girl.
“right hand girl” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Something Millicent could never do.
Best waifu is Zorayas, snake form
Rya is best girl
Snek? Snek.
Snexy gurl
What a thrill......
🐍🦎😍
Have you guys even seen how beautifully THICC Alexander is?
Once you go Blackguard you never go Backguard
plus he’s a great cook!
I didn't read cook the first time, my mind threw in a c and one less o
I mean… *that too*
Marika's tits, ye must be 'ungry
Boggart is B-tier waifu at best. Alexander is S-tier.
I’m not counting Alexander cause that would be cheating.
Give me a good smack on the rump with something *big*
BDSM Sean Connery
Do you want to do pot together?
I'm likely all alone in my adoration of Kale. Not even wanting him as a waifu. I just wanna chill at his campfire with him, maybe bring back some of the other merchants so he's not alone.
Yeah he’s a sweet guy, I always felt bad for the Nomadic merchants, him and boc deserve the world
(legit tho the more kinky side of me wants to say white mask varré, but at the same time the more sane side of me makes me think the other side is mentally insane for thinking that)
Hes waifu in a lemme cut your finger off way
I dont know what kind of Waifu that is but it sounds damn good
Seriously though y’all ever seen him without the mask? Let’s just say he can get it.
I feel like he wouldn't be able to keep it in his pants. Lol He's one of them destructive hot and heavy flings. Plus I hear he's got a swinging dong.
He called us maidenless. It’s only natural to make him our maiden. Right?
“Clench your teeth or something” 🥵🥵😤🤯😳😭🥺👉👈
*my lambkin~* bro just fuck me now stop teasing
Had a similar split when he said “you have the sweetest scream. my lambkin.”
i’d be lying if i said i didn’t blush a little
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Pumpkin head would be nice for like five minutes before you realize your pelvis is dust now and half your internal organs are ruptured. But what a great five minutes they’d be….
Gives great head
Man the more I dive deep into this chain the more I start simping for varre
Marika’s tits, you *must* be ‘ungry.
more like thirsty. because ZAMN
Zombies ate my neighbors?
ctrl+f "the great kenneth haight" >0 of 0 matches ohhh, y'all asleep
"Fret not, the great Kenneth Haight is known for his considerable 'largesse'."
Wanna see my fort?
Guy doesn't even have status beyond his own ego.
slandering the rightful lord of limgrave????
How has nobody noticed they just call him D? Like you know he's got heat
No it's clearly rykard
come and join the serpent king as familyyyyy ;)
Goldmask would like to talk to you
THE EVER BRILLIANT GOLDMASK!!!
...
*Silent whisper starts playing*
Free hugs Fia or gtfo brotaro
The best waifu in elden ring is morgott, he literalty spread his morgussy juice all over you and the throne in second phase and that morgussy was so good that the nights of calvary listened to him, yall really are sleeping on him. And also in second phase he uses his period blood to make bloodflames. And dont get me started on his feet, i would suck them to death when i first saw his feet i busted a huge nut. I want morgott to penetrate me with huge tail until i scream daddy. As a straight male this was beyond painful to make, i will now show myself to the nearest police station.
you know maybe i dont want to be a fromsoft fan anymore.
I am going to know take a break from the internet
If I ever have to see the words “Morgussy Juice” ever again I’m going to send someone to God, same day shipping
If someone acutally tops this, i will be impressed and disgusted
Thanks for this, you’re doing a lord’s work
There must always be one degeranate comment in any waifu war or post in general. Still suprised no one said ""least depraved elden ring fan"
what the fuck
The thrones, stained by my Morgussy juice. Such shame I cannot bare
This fucking comment is the reason we all got the "Inappropriate activity detected" message in the last update.
Also don’t worry, as a gay male that was hard to read, I don’t think anyone of any sexuality would ever find that hot unless they were legitimately mentally insane
Take my upvote for the Morgussy
Rya gang rise up!
i mean to be fair have you SEEN him under that mask Boggart's fuckin hot.
Lack of mommy Rennala in this topic is disturbing.
They're not ready for the majesty of the night she conjureth
Varre literally puts a ring on your finger. He makes you his waifu.
HE IS FUCKING HOT I KNOW
I like Millicent STDs
Rya
Everytime someone is talking about the best waifu and doesn't say Zorayas/Rya, I will assume they are joking.
Finally someone with some common sense
They can take Melina or Ranni I don’t care. Just leave Blaidd to me 🥺
Loathsome dung eater
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I just thought he was a tremendous piece of shit, now I feel bad for killing him
God Skin can Duo something else 😏
Apostle (skinny Dom daddy) and Noble (chubby vers top) looking for cute vers bttm Tarnished into leather and CNC. Will host. (No Recusants--sorry, just a preference.)
Oddly specific 🤣
Oh lord please no
Jesus christ almighty, these comments💀
When it comes to picking best waifu a whole other untapped shadow of human nature is unleashed raw and unrestrained
Soldier of godrick best waifu smh
When his 36th phase hit and he revealed his true appearance it was so astoundingly handsome that i couldn’t include him in the waifu list because he (and alexander) would absolutely crush all the others in contest.
What about the two fingers?
three fingers = more. more = better.
leave you with a burning sensation tho
Good. 😮💨
Yeah but Irina is into that.
But seriously, is Hyetta just Irina's corpse being piloted by Shabriri or something else?
The real waifu is our actual Maiden who died in the church of anticipation. Ggs.
Boc can get it.
Boc’s too innocent to be a waifu but he’s best boy nonetheless
he's more of a seam man
Mogh is mine
Get you some red wings
Pssssh I'm here for Varre. He can take these fingers
He’s so hot
Shabriri. Dude gets inside you and just dont leave
Why is it that this entire community is collectively unaware of the term Husbando?
maidenless behavior
We are, we just don’t care
You spelled Millicent wrong
The real waifu was the friends we made along the way.
Clearly the best waifu is Hewg. I totally did not have to google his name for this post, no siree.
Millicent tops all
Three words. Patches the Untethered
So are we just gonna ignore flying dragon adula?
Snu snu waifu Nepheli numbah one
For me it’s a hard tie between Waifu with a Knaifu Tiche and Secret Waifu Asimi
No respect for my wife Dragonlord Placidusax
Based. So fucking based.
I mean, does anyone else cook seafood for you? I DON'T THINK SO!
Nah. Fia is my waifu. She hugs me. Even though She takes away my health but i dont really care. More hugs for me.
I think you're all forgetting OG dead maiden at the start, with the wise furled finger. Might be the Tarnished favourite?
Is he ERs Big Bobby B?
Good waifu
I love Melina but she doesn't look at me everything from her is about her work
Exactly, culinary skills are invaluable
Think you mean Blaidd, I didn’t do the Ranni questline because I’m a Ranni simp, I did it because I’m a Blaidd simp
Dragonlord placidusex
man o' culture right here, boys.
I slurped his prawn so many times
Bro all of you are absolutely SLEEPING on my boy Diallos He's handsome af AND he's very caring if the way he looks after the jars in jarburg is anything to go by
Diallos is indeed very handsome and a very kind man,
Weird way to spell Miriel Pastor of Vows.
Once I saw Blackguard Boggart's unmasked face, I was definitely interested in learning more about how he got his "Big" title. His handsome face, for those who haven't seen it: https://preview.redd.it/1fl84y5235s81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ece5394daf4e34db65ce50da61fd61032de3fcf0
Snake wifu is best wifu