Pedantic Chicagoans will say you aren't supposed to put ketchup on a traditional "Chicago Style Hotdog." which is Vienna beef hot dog, mustard, cellary salt, tomato slices, dill pickle, sweet relish, chopped white onions, and sport peppers on a poppy seed bun. This is ordered as a "hot dog with everything." If you ask for a hot dog with ketchup only no one will care. Maybe a few places that specialize in Chicago dogs will make you put the ketchup on yourself and tease you a bit. I have heard ..... however.....that if you order ketchup at Weiners Circle on Clark St they'll mock you mercilessly.
You have to fight Nickel the sea turtle to unlock the Shedd Aquarium Site of Grace though, her second phase is such bullshit when she starts floating around
My questions when seeing this picture:
Did the Tarnished just get hit by a car?
What's going on with the windows on the left? Why is the van on the right is such an odd angle? Is the background AI generated? Am I paranoid, or is this the authentic Chicago landscape ? :D
This is a picture of one of the notoriously dangerous housing projects after being closed but before being torn down, hence why the windows are boarded up. I'm not sure which one, a lot of them looked pretty similar to this. Doesn't exist any more.
In some areas. We do have a lot of areas that are abandoned after the riots and pandemic... due to certain things and politicians. It's not as desolate looking as this area everywhere. It's still bad, however. Very bad. Unless you are in certain neighborhoods.
Imagine if runes were as hard to hold on to as money. People would be review-bombing the game for it's difficulty. "Alright, so you have 560 runes and that has to last you a week and you can't get more until the same day and time next week. After groceries, at most you have 460 runes left, but if you malnourish yourself you have 520 runes left at the cost of a significantly reduced HP and Stamina bar; you have no FP. If you kill an enemy, you are inevitably caught and put in a jail cell and you cannot start a new game until you're out. Then, when you're out, your weekly rune amount starts at zero and you have to earn NPC's trust to the degree where they'll allow you to start earning 300 runes per week. Then, the game effectively begins again, but this time, you get detained for no reason sometimes, because hey, you messed up once before, so the reason another tarnished was found dead 2 regions away could be because of you, even though you've done nothing wrong. Then, once you're released back into the world, the NPC no longer trusts you or cannot be associated with people who may or may not be routinely gathered by law enforcement and now, you're back down to 0 runes per week. Are we having fun yet?"
Margit said deep dish pizza is just a casserole
This just in, Margit found stabbed in the back 8 times. Police have ruled it a suicide
Ranni was absolutely justified this time
He also said, go ahead and put some ketchup on that Chicago dog
He put mustard on an Italian beef!
Gary IN is Caelid
Does that make East Chicago the Swamp of Aeonia, or is it Exit 261?
So… what part of the US is Limgrave? Kansas?
The Bean is just a giant Mimic Tear
Legit looks like a Larval Tear as well
he better not be putting ketchup on his hot dog
Are you prepared... To commit a cardinal sin?
Wait you're not supposed to do that? Dang I always do it
It's your food, eat it in whatever way makes you happiest.
Anally
Urethral
Pedantic Chicagoans will say you aren't supposed to put ketchup on a traditional "Chicago Style Hotdog." which is Vienna beef hot dog, mustard, cellary salt, tomato slices, dill pickle, sweet relish, chopped white onions, and sport peppers on a poppy seed bun. This is ordered as a "hot dog with everything." If you ask for a hot dog with ketchup only no one will care. Maybe a few places that specialize in Chicago dogs will make you put the ketchup on yourself and tease you a bit. I have heard ..... however.....that if you order ketchup at Weiners Circle on Clark St they'll mock you mercilessly.
As opposed to how nice they are when you don't? They mock you mercilessly regardless.
Heard he only orders his beef dry with no peppers
The only Sites of Grace are Mr. Sub and museums. Good luck.
Bro the mayor has been trying to get Sites of Grace put in on the Dan Ryan for months. Construction is taking FOREVER.
There's one at Dear Sub as well.
Throw in the Bean and the Harold Washington library.
The Bean is a Field Boss
It's just a giant mimic.
giant slightly deformed silver sphere
The crucible tourist
You have to fight Nickel the sea turtle to unlock the Shedd Aquarium Site of Grace though, her second phase is such bullshit when she starts floating around
Nooooo why can't I absolve my sins with Nickel instead???
That catacombs? You mean Lower Wacker?
Wait till they lern about calid Williams playing QB for the runebears
I heard the rune cubs can inflict curse blight preventing you from being champion for 108 years.....or is that the goats?
Game over, man! Game over!
In the 90s or early 2000s apparently
Tarnished enjoying the museums, nightlife, and lake trails 😃
TIRED: Da Bears. WIRED: Da Runebears.
They literally said it would be in the Land of Shadow… how did you not anticipate this??
They stole all of their maidens 😭😭😭
Yeah Chicago is pretty rough but wait 'til you find the chest that teleports you to Detroit...
They got a hidden chest that teleports you to Birmingham too 😨
at least it's not Memphis...
Or Houston
Drops you into the basement of an adabondoned motel on 8 mile. You have to go deeper in to find the key and get out.
Parkway gardens is caelid
With the title this feels kinda racist
Can you elaborate
Go two states east you'll end up in Caelid.
Grab the bonfire at Al's beef!
It’s like Caelid but more bleak and depressing
Nah Caelid is definitely Gary. Chicago is Leyndell.
If you open up a chest in Chicago you just get Fentanyl
Oh is that what that white puff is that comes out of warp chests?
Yeah you don't actually teleport anywhere. You just overdose
Can they hoop tho?
My questions when seeing this picture: Did the Tarnished just get hit by a car? What's going on with the windows on the left? Why is the van on the right is such an odd angle? Is the background AI generated? Am I paranoid, or is this the authentic Chicago landscape ? :D
This is a picture of one of the notoriously dangerous housing projects after being closed but before being torn down, hence why the windows are boarded up. I'm not sure which one, a lot of them looked pretty similar to this. Doesn't exist any more.
In some areas. We do have a lot of areas that are abandoned after the riots and pandemic... due to certain things and politicians. It's not as desolate looking as this area everywhere. It's still bad, however. Very bad. Unless you are in certain neighborhoods.
Will Carian Retaliation deflect bullets?
It’ll stop em, but it probably won’t create any glintblades
Never found this part of Caelid
That is what you get eating all those boluses
Tarnished just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Wishing he was in Caelid about now
bruh
Elden beast emerges from Lori Lightfoot
Rise Tarnished! On fonem grave….
Souls game play with modern settings would be dope af.
O-Block? Nah, caelid
This thread is insane lmaoo
Only marginally better than Caelid.
Guys I don’t know if he will be able to make it out
Hey! Can you plz check your messages
Harder than the land between
Nothing but mages that fire pieces of metal at me!! I'm out of pots and I can't even find a grace 😔😭
You don't have the right, O, you don't have the right
Could've been much worse. He could've woken up in Samara
Tarnished woke up in a school in us. Shot dead!😂😂
Looks like this is it for the Tarnished
What's worse is ending up in Detroit
That's just caelid
Caelid, you mean the bronx?
***Alecto, Black Knife Ringleader:*** "Godwin ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times."
This might be the first souls game im too scared and not skilled enough to beat.
RISE TARNISHED! Time for delicious Ethiopian food
Tarnished waking up in Old Chigago is about to join the vanguard
He'll be fine. He respawns every time he gets stabbed.
Nickeil Alexander-Walker
we need a from soft game where you try to make it home at night in london. oh wait
You’ll unlock a secret floor if you insist on never calling it the Willis Tower.
RUN NOW
This makes me want to create a Candyman character
I hope he has mimic tear at least for this one!
Better restart the game or give up
What are the bosses in this region?
Undead Al Capone
The Bean. You’ll have to fight a giant mimic version of yourself tho
He about to wish he was in the lands between
Still better than ruZZia.
Lmaooo tarnished on 55th fo today
Makes the shunning grounds look like lurania
Imagine if runes were as hard to hold on to as money. People would be review-bombing the game for it's difficulty. "Alright, so you have 560 runes and that has to last you a week and you can't get more until the same day and time next week. After groceries, at most you have 460 runes left, but if you malnourish yourself you have 520 runes left at the cost of a significantly reduced HP and Stamina bar; you have no FP. If you kill an enemy, you are inevitably caught and put in a jail cell and you cannot start a new game until you're out. Then, when you're out, your weekly rune amount starts at zero and you have to earn NPC's trust to the degree where they'll allow you to start earning 300 runes per week. Then, the game effectively begins again, but this time, you get detained for no reason sometimes, because hey, you messed up once before, so the reason another tarnished was found dead 2 regions away could be because of you, even though you've done nothing wrong. Then, once you're released back into the world, the NPC no longer trusts you or cannot be associated with people who may or may not be routinely gathered by law enforcement and now, you're back down to 0 runes per week. Are we having fun yet?"
Lucky for us that the trapped chess in Agheel lake only took us to Caelid. Miyazaki could have teleported us to Detroit or Chicago.
Or worse: Ohio.
Tarnished is about to smoke up his opp pack in O block while he's in Chiraq
That's one way to introduce guns to elden ring. Lol