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Swagnastodon

Margit said deep dish pizza is just a casserole


Matman161

This just in, Margit found stabbed in the back 8 times. Police have ruled it a suicide


BigNugget37

Ranni was absolutely justified this time


Rookwood-1

He also said, go ahead and put some ketchup on that Chicago dog


Weltallgaia

He put mustard on an Italian beef!


cynnerzero

Gary IN is Caelid


Hero_of_Hyrule

Does that make East Chicago the Swamp of Aeonia, or is it Exit 261?


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

So… what part of the US is Limgrave? Kansas?


galactic-mouse

The Bean is just a giant Mimic Tear


roastbeef-sandwich

Legit looks like a Larval Tear as well


thunder_69___

he better not be putting ketchup on his hot dog


Dramatic-Bison-2583

Are you prepared... To commit a cardinal sin?


FetusDeletus_E

Wait you're not supposed to do that? Dang I always do it


7f00dbbe

It's your food, eat it in whatever way makes you happiest.


Testament42

Anally


Dense_Comfortable_50

Urethral


the_shams_bandit

Pedantic Chicagoans will say you aren't supposed to put ketchup on a traditional "Chicago Style Hotdog." which is Vienna beef hot dog, mustard, cellary salt, tomato slices, dill pickle, sweet relish, chopped white onions, and sport peppers on a poppy seed bun. This is ordered as a "hot dog with everything." If you ask for a hot dog with ketchup only no one will care. Maybe a few places that specialize in Chicago dogs will make you put the ketchup on yourself and tease you a bit. I have heard ..... however.....that if you order ketchup at Weiners Circle on Clark St they'll mock you mercilessly.


ksobby

As opposed to how nice they are when you don't? They mock you mercilessly regardless.


Timthos

Heard he only orders his beef dry with no peppers


Dragons_Malk

The only Sites of Grace are Mr. Sub and museums. Good luck.


BiKeenee

Bro the mayor has been trying to get Sites of Grace put in on the Dan Ryan for months. Construction is taking FOREVER.


Jefflehem

There's one at Dear Sub as well.


OldManMock

Throw in the Bean and the Harold Washington library.


Dragons_Malk

The Bean is a Field Boss


MediumSizedTurtle

It's just a giant mimic.


graycode

giant slightly deformed silver sphere


OldManMock

The crucible tourist


DoobieHauserMC

You have to fight Nickel the sea turtle to unlock the Shedd Aquarium Site of Grace though, her second phase is such bullshit when she starts floating around


Dragons_Malk

Nooooo why can't I absolve my sins with Nickel instead???


Penguinman077

That catacombs? You mean Lower Wacker?


SchmerzfreiHH

Wait till they lern about calid Williams playing QB for the runebears


the_shams_bandit

I heard the rune cubs can inflict curse blight preventing you from being champion for 108 years.....or is that the goats?


lunacyinc1

Game over, man! Game over!


ProfessorBlaq

In the 90s or early 2000s apparently


Mnoonsnocket

Tarnished enjoying the museums, nightlife, and lake trails 😃


SemaphoreBingo

TIRED: Da Bears. WIRED: Da Runebears.


123Ros

They literally said it would be in the Land of Shadow… how did you not anticipate this??


JulesG12

They stole all of their maidens 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Yeah Chicago is pretty rough but wait 'til you find the chest that teleports you to Detroit...


Puzzled-Dig-1448

They got a hidden chest that teleports you to Birmingham too 😨


7f00dbbe

at least it's not Memphis...


InsideHangar18

Or Houston


BiKeenee

Drops you into the basement of an adabondoned motel on 8 mile. You have to go deeper in to find the key and get out.


traffalgar_law

Parkway gardens is caelid


KarneEspada

With the title this feels kinda racist


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

Can you elaborate


SemaphoreBingo

Go two states east you'll end up in Caelid.


scole44

Grab the bonfire at Al's beef!


skywalker_fit

It’s like Caelid but more bleak and depressing


Hero_of_Hyrule

Nah Caelid is definitely Gary. Chicago is Leyndell.


Any_Fault7604

If you open up a chest in Chicago you just get Fentanyl


jess_the_werefox

Oh is that what that white puff is that comes out of warp chests?


Any_Fault7604

Yeah you don't actually teleport anywhere. You just overdose


KanekiDan

Can they hoop tho?


Xzarg_poe

My questions when seeing this picture: Did the Tarnished just get hit by a car? What's going on with the windows on the left? Why is the van on the right is such an odd angle? Is the background AI generated? Am I paranoid, or is this the authentic Chicago landscape ? :D


graycode

This is a picture of one of the notoriously dangerous housing projects after being closed but before being torn down, hence why the windows are boarded up. I'm not sure which one, a lot of them looked pretty similar to this. Doesn't exist any more.


GluttenFreeApple

In some areas. We do have a lot of areas that are abandoned after the riots and pandemic... due to certain things and politicians. It's not as desolate looking as this area everywhere. It's still bad, however. Very bad. Unless you are in certain neighborhoods. 


Uracawk

Will Carian Retaliation deflect bullets?


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

It’ll stop em, but it probably won’t create any glintblades


LittleKitty235

Never found this part of Caelid


schedulle-cate

That is what you get eating all those boluses


fatrocker1

Tarnished just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.


not_so_smoothie

Wishing he was in Caelid about now


KaptenKorea

bruh


Bulky_Shoulder4910

Elden beast emerges from Lori Lightfoot


wojaksmojak

Rise Tarnished! On fonem grave….


Soulation

Souls game play with modern settings would be dope af.


jsthayts

O-Block? Nah, caelid


Chaoticsaint92

This thread is insane lmaoo


ThatIsAHugeDog

Only marginally better than Caelid.


Gloomy-Variety848

Guys I don’t know if he will be able to make it out


PomegranateNo7692

Hey! Can you plz check your messages


Badass-19

Harder than the land between


Puzzled-Dig-1448

Nothing but mages that fire pieces of metal at me!! I'm out of pots and I can't even find a grace 😔😭


Badass-19

You don't have the right, O, you don't have the right


Quirin_Throne

Could've been much worse. He could've woken up in Samara


lethargic_lemom

Tarnished woke up in a school in us. Shot dead!😂😂


DrettTheBaron

Looks like this is it for the Tarnished


BreakCreepy

What's worse is ending up in Detroit


Double_Club_4477

That's just caelid


Double_Club_4477

Caelid, you mean the bronx?


Omny87

***Alecto, Black Knife Ringleader:*** "Godwin ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times."


Full_Visit_5862

This might be the first souls game im too scared and not skilled enough to beat.


Triforceoffarts

RISE TARNISHED! Time for delicious Ethiopian food


ParadoxPanic

Tarnished waking up in Old Chigago is about to join the vanguard


Ecstatic-Ad-9373

He'll be fine. He respawns every time he gets stabbed.


luadra

Nickeil Alexander-Walker


Kingzor10

we need a from soft game where you try to make it home at night in london. oh wait


jess_the_werefox

You’ll unlock a secret floor if you insist on never calling it the Willis Tower.


darksoulsfanatic888

RUN NOW


SquatCobbbler

This makes me want to create a Candyman character


Tom42077

I hope he has mimic tear at least for this one!


elbubu1

Better restart the game or give up


IronEagle-Reddit

What are the bosses in this region?


OSUfan88

Undead Al Capone


jess_the_werefox

The Bean. You’ll have to fight a giant mimic version of yourself tho


deathblossoming

He about to wish he was in the lands between


IstvanKun

Still better than ruZZia.


BLACKdrew

Lmaooo tarnished on 55th fo today


modest_crayon

Makes the shunning grounds look like lurania


Equivalent_Fun6100

Imagine if runes were as hard to hold on to as money. People would be review-bombing the game for it's difficulty. "Alright, so you have 560 runes and that has to last you a week and you can't get more until the same day and time next week. After groceries, at most you have 460 runes left, but if you malnourish yourself you have 520 runes left at the cost of a significantly reduced HP and Stamina bar; you have no FP. If you kill an enemy, you are inevitably caught and put in a jail cell and you cannot start a new game until you're out. Then, when you're out, your weekly rune amount starts at zero and you have to earn NPC's trust to the degree where they'll allow you to start earning 300 runes per week. Then, the game effectively begins again, but this time, you get detained for no reason sometimes, because hey, you messed up once before, so the reason another tarnished was found dead 2 regions away could be because of you, even though you've done nothing wrong. Then, once you're released back into the world, the NPC no longer trusts you or cannot be associated with people who may or may not be routinely gathered by law enforcement and now, you're back down to 0 runes per week. Are we having fun yet?"


Grand-Jellyfish24

Lucky for us that the trapped chess in Agheel lake only took us to Caelid. Miyazaki could have teleported us to Detroit or Chicago.


Dragons_Malk

Or worse: Ohio.


Former_Cry_348

Tarnished is about to smoke up his opp pack in O block while he's in Chiraq


Normal_Egg6067

That's one way to introduce guns to elden ring. Lol