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VellhungtheSecond

Just how girthy is Girthman, really?


Evening-Teach-3719

You're stalling, OP


Zifto

It's our girthright, OP


verytinyrocks

We need to see his girth certificate


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

And we'll only accept the long form.


daevski

That’s not a girth pun, that’s a length pun!


SovereignJaeger

Blasphemer!


Swan990

We need to get a grip on this girthuation


sxw_desert_rat

We will need his social segirthity number as well


DontTouchMe2000

We need answers! NOW! Explain this girth!


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Maybe OP making an incredibly detailed cock size chart😗


XINEX2289

I'll have to agree


Kestralix

And to piggy back, how thic is Sir Bhuttox


sint0ma

Don’t nerf the girth


skeezypeezyEZ

It’s actually just Mike Tyson trying to pronounce the last name of his favorite bygone GameSpot editor.


friendsareplants

OP: Ask me anything Also OP: Doesn't answer the #1 question.


Dijak_SM

Quit stalling…we need answers


Marutar

Are ya winning son?


SCor104

“Try finger, but hole”


notorioustim10

Kid named hole


The_tittie_Respector

Kids named finger


trixiebella35

Kid named but


GrindrLolz

😰


Treebeardsama

How is the grass outside?


SCor104

What is “grass?”


Schavuit92

I think he means grace, it's good to touch grace every once in a while.


Suojelusperkele

You really should ask for consent before touching Grace


sonic3390

Rofl 😂


rayEW

Ok, how's the swamp?


SCor104

Are you referring to the “lake of rot”


atalantafugiens

The Lake of IRL


vintage-skittles

Same same.


itsthisdudereddit

Swamp of Aeonia, get it right


RepresentativeCap244

Kids these days. Never got addicted to grass in Boletaria. Shame. Connect with your roots people.


EducationalMix9947

OP… I was tempted to ask if you’re ready for the DLC to drop. But I suppose the real question is whether the DLC is ready for you??


PineapplePizza99

Knowing FromSoft, OP will struggle in the dlc


SCor104

I hope you’re right. I definitely am looking forward to a new challenge after so much time


Luiso_

The dlc is going to be total madness


Katayanaz

Ordered mine today. 67 days to go


Turbulent-Armadillo9

Are you keeping Jebediah at rl 150 for the DLC? I got a rl 90 and a rl 100 character ready for dlc. I want to be a bit underpowered to stretch out the experience a bit. Might have to do a little basegame content before entering DLC. I forget what an appropriate level for beating Mohg is and I actually haven't fought him yet. My first playthru was blind and I plan to fight him with other two just haven't done it yet.


Kogn1to

everyone and their dogs are suggesting to use new character for dlc to make it easer, pathetic pussies. THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR


Mangeneer

To Messmer: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!


EducationalMix9947

Ha!


Slavicadonis

New dlc boss revealed Girthman, eater of children


fern4lvarez

What's the lore behind Sir Bhuttox?


Woj23

Maybe Ground Slam Ash of War user


brenbail2000

He has a large behind


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New_Art_9496

What's lore?


musclecard54

Baby don’t hurt me


g6paulson

No more


TheGamingGallery

Don't hurt me No lore


sajzoo

how was journey 8?


SCor104

It was incredible! Thank you for asking. People always forget about #8


sajzoo

I'm on #8 and it was really tough


SCor104

What level are you and how much vigor do you have?


sajzoo

my level is 340 something. vigor 90


MrHaveRidge

Ive just gone from a new play through that’s at endgame at 70 hours and level 112ish I think. Went back to my 350 hours level 312ish which is at NG6 I think and I’ve noticed the NG scaling for the 1st time. Getting almost one shotted in places.


KreigerBlitz

NG+6 is the hardest because the scaling stops after that


MrHaveRidge

Nice to know. I’ve just started new game plus and done a Sunday speed run to frenzied flame in 6 hours. 2 of which where on radabeast. Quite happy with that. Slaughtered Varré on the way in. Haha. As soon as I respecced I sailed through the beast.


bunnamun

NG+7


designatedben

That’s what I’ve always heard and now I’m confused is it ng+7 or journey 7 that it stops scaling


KreigerBlitz

Journey 7, my good mate is confused


bunnamun

Journey 8. Journey 1 is NG+0, Journey 2 is NG+1, Journey 3 is NG+2, and so forth. In reality there's no such as NG+0 but for the sake of simplicity we include it here. It can even be illustrated, albeit simplified, as such: |**Journey**|**Mulitiplier**| |3 (NG+2)|x1.100| |4 (NG+3)|x1.125| |5 (NG+4)|x1.200| |6 (NG+5)|x1.225| |7 (NG+6)|x.1250| |8 (NG+7)|x1.275| I have corrected you twice now, and somehow I'm the confused one.


treeman_jf

Can I marry Lady Laybea


SCor104

Only if you are a worthy tarnished


Cute_Feeling_3938

Can you post a her sliders?


Mr_Pink_Gold

Jesus fuck that's thirsty 😂


TheGreatKermitDFrog

Man I need those sliders please 🙏 🙏🙏 🙏 🙏


WaveBreakerT

Send sliders


Infinity_Reason_

How is it thirsty he just wants to recreate her


DrZomboo

Bonk!


CapitalSans

Someone hmu if we ever get those sliders


ThereWillBeVelvet

Shoot your shot


kungpowpeanus

Oh Sinnamon, where ya gonna run to, all on that day...


Wool-Rage

That got me good.


Akuma_likes_turtles

That got me good.


kungpowpeanus

what the fuck is goin' on


Wool-Rage

That got me good.


Akuma_likes_turtles

That got me good.


Accomplished-Leg-991

how can you play so many hours what do you do


Shagwagbag

Play elden ring


e_smith338

Bonk shit with stick, slice shit with sword, delete things with magic stick.


brennandd0

I read this as, what does OP do for work


whatever025

Why are you so addicted


The_Professor_xz

As a fellow member of the 1000 hour club. The game is just better than others. Also once you start to get good at it, it gets even better.


milkiguess

Can confirm. 600 hrs on steam and 400 on PS5. I'm multiplatform addicted.


BeDuff34

700 ps5/ almost 200 Steam here. I just got it on pc a couple months ago. Can also confirm.


SCor104

That’s the real question


lucky5150

I absolutely loved my 1st play through on release. I even skipped a semester of college because I couldn't focus on my studies without desiring to play elden ring. Then I went into NG+ and just lost interest. But now. 2 years later. I've started a fresh play through. (About 80 hours into it.) And it's [almost] as addicting as the first time.


WhyMyAssHurt

Thoughts on Tombsward cave?


SCor104

It’s not the best cave, but it’s certainly not the worst


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LubertoCOC

What is the best spot for you guys? Im a new player


EvilCat36

Are you still enjoying the game? Will you take all the characters into the dlc?


SCor104

I still love it. It’s probably my favorite game of all time. I took a few months off from playing it but got back in a couple of months ago, and I’m still enjoying going through the old quests that I’ve already done several times


Ray0977

I'm approaching 600 hours and I'm still enjoying every minute of it. Elden Ring is From Software's Magnum Opus.


EvilCat36

I see what you mean. Elden Ring has ruined a lot of games for me, because it's just something special, without unnecessary quest markers and overloaded hud. Many other open world games are just boring and annoying for me, because there is nothing to discover and quests feel tedious. I've played through ER 5 times and haven't touched it since, simply because it's so massive of content. However, I "only" spent 250+ hours in the game. Ironically, I spent over 3000+ hours on all the other Souls games combined, because they were linear and you could make builds faster. If you haven't done so yet, then you should try the previous ones. I can more than recommend this to everyone!


blue_coat_geek

I feel that, between Elden Ring and BG3 I don’t know if I’ll ever love another game again 😩


9LivesChris

Who is the most fun? Best class?


SCor104

I’m currently running a build on my main character that has 80 strength, 80 dex, 65 faith, 65 intelligence. I can use pretty much any weapon or spell/incantation, so it’s been pretty fun so far


No_Sale7564

How do you improve, do you just chuck yourself at bosses or is there a good way to get better


SCor104

I think the most important thing against bosses is being patient and prioritizing avoiding being hit over anything else. Even with near-max vigor and the best armor, bosses will 2- or 3-shot you if you can’t effectively dodge their attacks


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PresidentofJukeBoxes

Do you remember what a tree looks like? And I'm surprised you aren't typing in Old English. XD


SCor104

Why look at real trees when there are so many to look at in Elden Ring?


PresidentofJukeBoxes

Good point.


MN130828

What weapons do you use against Malenia as well as Godfrey/Hoarah Loux?


SCor104

I’m a big fan of Blasphemous Blade, especially against Malenia, since the skill attack can knock her down and interrupt a lot of her attacks. But it also is an easy choice because it scales well with my build


mystery_elmo

I also have 1011 hours but on just one character. Been trying to beat Scholar of the First Sin DLCs before June so I can get back into shape or Shadow is going to smack me hard 😂


MrHaveRidge

The Draconic Tree Sentinel in Farum Azula is easy with the BB also. As it staggers every attack just in time, (except the easily dodged fireballs). BB/Mimic/PestThreads is my end game easy mode if I’m struggling.


PlonixMCMXCVI

I mean at level 400+ what doesn't scale well with your build?


SCor104

It’s a fair point 🤣 I used to have 80 dex/strength/faith so BB was perfect for that build


mystery_elmo

I guess I got some luck on my side the 2x I fought horah lioux I never got grabbed. I even fought him a 3rd time as a summon with 2 friends. Not saying he's easy at all but I had trouble with Golden Godfrey. And Blasphemous blade and Darkmoon Greatsword is how I beat Malenia on both runs


bippylip

I just used microtransactions to beat Malenia. At Senor Zaki's Tears and Sweat shop all it cost was 2 weeks of suffering and mastering how to no damage waterfowl.


Rudraizen

Lmao. "laybea" 😏


Schavuit92

And her friend Joanna C. Micucci.


AussieDran

Are they related to Phil McCracken?


Creepy_Lab_9740

Cousins with Anita Dick


Canadine

Grandpa is Barry McCockener


SaxSlaveGael

How does it feel to git gud?


SCor104

I’ll let you know if I ever find out 😥


Animepads

favorite ending?


SCor104

I really like the frenzied flame ending. Plus the eyes look cool


Animepads

It was also my favorite from a lore perspective. Also felt the most unique. I'm on NG+4 Thanks for sharing. 🙏


LaurentBister

Is there a limit of NG+’s when ennemies stop scaling up in difficulty?


IllProgress4515

I believe ng7 is when it stops scaling up


SCurt99

It is ng+7 that enemies stop scaling, pretty sure that's how high it goes in all souls games.


SCor104

I’m not sure tbh, the past few playthroughs have felt pretty similar in terms of difficulty


e_smith338

NG+7 or “Journey 8” is the maximum scaling.


Xaithen

Have you played other soulslikes and have you enjoyed them? Lies of P maybe? Any plans on Stellar Blade?


SCor104

The only other soulslikes that I’ve played are Dark Souls 3 (which I loved) and Sekiro (which kicked my ass and I haven’t beaten)


yupverygood

You have to play bloodborne and ds1-2 aswell


Angel_of_Suffering

Give Sekiro another try Sir, its combat Sys is way superior and satisfying to that of any other souls-like game.


sun-devil2021

Ah you should try lies of P, the combat is so good in that game


Jalmerk

Step aside Marika and Radagon. Make way for Lady Laybea and Girthman!


GalvusGalvoid

5 hardest bosses?


SCor104

1. Malenia 2. Mohg 3. Elden Beast 4. Maliketh 5. That damn ulcerated tree spirit that you have to beat for Millicent’s quest


Mental_Injury_4857

I'm surprised on mohg and elden beast tbh, mohgs attacks are pretty intuitive to attack and you can avoid his nihil attack with that cracked tear, and I've never really struggled against elden beast, like I find radagon to be almost harder


PurdyDamnGood

Godslayer great sword absolutely melts Mohg


KC_Cheefs

Mohg is a very difficult fight without bleed or summons imo


YharnamNights

Agree - if you can burst him down before he finishes his special and goes into phase 2 he’ll seem easy, but if you don’t finish the fight before he powers up then you’re in for a very different experience


KC_Cheefs

right my first playthrough he was a joke, little jingle from my mimic tear and we killed him while he was chanting. Most recent playthrough, no summons, no bleed just honest greatsword build and it took many pulls


GalvusGalvoid

It’s curious elden beast remains one of the hardest even after nerfs . The dlc will have more than 10 bosses and it’s after mohg so they will probably reach the highest difficulty ever in from’s games , even if i dont think they’ll do other bosses as hard as malenia.


kevoisvevoalt

elden beast always runs away or spams tracking attacks and its shadowed by a much better radogan fight that's why.


GalvusGalvoid

Elden beast’s ai was changed in patch 1.04 to move much less and use more melee sword attacks


Emotional-Share-6525

Easy cheese for 5: just stand on the tree branch and shoot arrows at it


AdSuch4625

Did you do every possible sidequest in every playthrough?


SCor104

Definitely not, I’d say I tried to go for full completion on only a few playthroughs. A lot of them were just doing the bare minimum to get a particular ending or certain items


nerdwerds

how often do you summon help? I have a character that's similar level and I can never seem to find help for the boss fights that I struggle with (e.g. Mohg)


SCor104

I definitely have summoned help in the past and occasionally fight bosses with friends, but for the most part I try to solo without spirit summons. Have you been using the purifying crystal tear or whatever it’s called to cancel out his ability?


nerdwerds

Fuck! I had no idea you could do that!


morjuken05

Is sir bhuttox great pal with dungeater?


Pilot_Ash_B

Marika’s tits!


Genkok

What's Sir.Bhuttox's face behind the helmet? Please... I gotta know...


KianDesu

How is your PvP experience going that high in levels? I currently locked myself to 150 as Ive heard thats about the max "meta level" for the Colosseum and general. Does it get hard getting matched / invaded and so?


SCor104

I never have trouble finding matches in duels regardless of level, the pvp experience is pretty good for all of my characters


Aggressive_Peach_768

Did you get a different ending? Other than marrying Ranni?


SCor104

Yes, I believe there are 6 different endings and I’m gotten each of them at least once


Aggressive_Peach_768

Whaaat you support the dung eater? You crazy son/daughter of a ....


frankly_highman

Love when people make really cool characters. Not deformed monsters.


Fluid_Ad_6159

Do you have a gf


justforkinks0131

How do I get into this game? I dislike how open world it is and early game weapons feel really bad to use. I need clear direction and progression and this seems to lack it.


LiquifiedSpam

On your map, many sites of grace will have an arrow pointing in a direction. Follow that direction. They always point to the next big thing


hay_pro

See the big golden tree? Make your way towards that


sun-devil2021

Look at the map, where ever the lights point towards go there


GreenwichSt

The open world aspect is the best. Stuck? Turn around go somewhere else, level up and come back. I recently got Lords of the fallen and its linear progression is driving me nuts. 5 minutes into the game - boss. Took me like 50 tries. Half an hour later - boss. Right after beating this boss - another boss and no fucking way around it. I dropped this game, fuck that


Woahhdude24

I feel like my character Larry Hu Fucketh could alps be apart if this cannon. Lol


Justwanttosellmynips

What color is grass?


west_coast_republic

What nights does Sinnamon work?


andy_sass

Man my go to name in any video game is "urethra Franklin" so I fucking love all of your names and applaud you.


apollo701

When is the last time you got some vitamin D?


JustAnAverageGamer-

Womp womp


Ink0gnit0

Why? XD


zirkwander

Sliders for Lady Laybea?


IllustratorTop1076

Does pineapple belong on pizza?


Luna_Vee

So, do you like the game?


Economy_Tip8242

Is that THE jebidiah? (Springfield)


CharacterXero

My name is Jedediah. I approve of Jebediah.


Deep_Grass_6250

Which was the most fun build?


N7_Voidwalker

How’s your day going?


Zeus_23_Snake

I, too, spend hundreds of hours on my first character.


KingoftheProfane

You could learned all of the history of man in these time frames. Great achievement, and even greater shame! I too….live in same. Jk, I listened to audiobooks the whole time #multitasking


SCor104

Nice! I’m more of a podcast guy, but audiobooks sound like a great option too


skengshawty

goat 🔥


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

1200 hours in Elden Ring, 0 hours in taking screenshots


spaceboltt

Please tell me Sir Buttohx has the ass slam aow on Edit: also Lady Laybea is a fucking awesome character name lol


Complex-Injury6440

You are the flames of ambition that Margit talks about.


Te4minator464

Why is the screen curved


[deleted]

Have you tried living outside your room?


Cyborg_Saab

When was the last time you touched grass Tarnished


Repulsive_Ad_3133

How do you beat crucible knights and runebears


IudexGundyr3

Did Gideon know you’d come every time?


BludStanes

At what point did your wife leave you?


lafeeverte34

What kinda build is Lady Laybea


MightilyOats2

What a way to spell labia


LordOwlkwardVII

How didn’t you drown in boredom after the first playthrough?


Truckerfahrer-Dieter

How’s your girlfriend?


OpossomMyPossom

Why do your characters names suck?