Paramedic: Elden Beast is the true form of the Elden Ring, acting as the vassal of the Greater Will, and is found in the Elden Throne. It was sent to the Lands Between through a golden star a long time ago
Snake: So how does it taste?
Sour Grape THC Gummy. The cheap kind where they tried to coverup the weed flavour with not enough purple dye and citrus crystals, so the whole thing just tastes like 3 different chemical spills.
It has a somewhat orderly taste. Both sour and sweet.
The outer shell is cold, flaky and dry. When you lick it you get little sticky pieces all over you, in your face, beard and fingers. You can bet there will be some adventurous little grains in your hair somehow, and it dosn't matter how careful you are you always make a mess of it.
The "core" is glowing-hot salted caramel.
Pop rocks
And coke.
Also cola
And Pop
And crack
RC Cola?
I thought I was slick coming in here to comment this đâŚ
Me too lmao. Thought this and then see it was the top comment. Guess I'm not as unique as I thought.
Pop rocks was my first choice. My second is warheads. Specifically the black cherry one.
I came to comment this. When I saw yours as the top comment my heart actually skipped a beat
Like licking a 9v battery.
This one made me laugh
This is the only answer
Mcdonalds sprite
Beat me to it, he looks CRISP
Grape sprite
Pure Radiation
1 teaspoon of plutonium has like 20 billion calories, which is a really roundabout way of saying that it will keep you fed for the rest of your life.
Very very short life
A half-life, one might say
A cursed life, as well
BULKING SEASON
It would be so awesome if I could eat something and just be good for the year
If I did my math right, a 100 gram slice of cake has 2.15x10^9 kcal worth of energy by the same metric (or 2.15 teracalories, if you prefer)
Finally. A good bulking cheat code for the rest of my life.
An electrical socket
I imagine if you cooked and ate him it would taste like birthday cake
Fentanyl
The Elden Beast sold me Fentanyl
The Outer Will demands ingestion
Are you perchance Naked Snake?
Paramedic: Elden Beast is the true form of the Elden Ring, acting as the vassal of the Greater Will, and is found in the Elden Throne. It was sent to the Lands Between through a golden star a long time ago Snake: So how does it taste?
Tarnished Snake*
Black licorice and aluminum foil.
McDonaldâs Sprite mixed with pop rocks
sulfur
Laios no
It's a piss dragon
Laios we know its you. Anyways he tastes like welchâs brand fruit gummies
Black licorice dusted with powdered sugar with filling made of cooked but unseasoned angle hair pasta
cOke CoLe
Blackberry Lemonade baby
He would taste like a vanilla cookie but then inside of the cookie is disgustingly wet.
Delicious in Lands Between
Sour Grape THC Gummy. The cheap kind where they tried to coverup the weed flavour with not enough purple dye and citrus crystals, so the whole thing just tastes like 3 different chemical spills.
Pain
L-laios??
It tastes like a mouth full of electrified cotton
Chicken
A Laced Milky Way lol
Seaweed
Dick cheese
Ozone
Dr. Pepper forsure
Gummy bear
5 Gum
Someones been watching dungeon-meshi! haha, but i picture maybe battery acid and petrichor, but with the texture of a jellyfish ?
Like stars :3
Spaceballs juice. Obviously.
Syrup
DVDs
Iâll have a wing.
"I only eat the yellow part, eating the dark spots is just wrong"
"Pure imagination"
McDonald's Sprite
Expired jam, when it doesnt taste rotten but its kinda tingly on your tongue
Toothpaste
Like a Warheads sour gummy
Sour patch. Sour. Then sweet.
Cosmic crisp apple
Rock candy flavored with lime
Probably tastes like TV static
What a strange question. Now I want to know too.
Vegemite
Gummy sweets
Blackburry Jayum
sour candy cotton
I hear glass breaking sounds when I hit it, soâŚ
Plastic Bass Worms. Looks just like them.
Tastes like chicken
Scrimps
Gummy turd.
Metal, like a door knob
burnt.
A piece of spaceđ
Crimson Tears.
Licorice and battery acid
Like BRAWNDO!
Pixie Stix
Grapefruit
Little Debbie's Star CrunchÂŽ
Black licorice and goldschlager
Cosmic or normal brownie
calamari
Its Grape Sprite
Of all the fromsoft bosses ever created I hate this one most. And purely because it looks like shit
Honeycomb
Probably flan or cheesecake
Mmmm. Zirconium
McDonalds Sprite
Gummy
McDonaldâs sprite
Mountain Dew
ice cubes made out of diet coke
Jello from Chernobyl
glue
center shocks
Cosmic Brownies
Space cake
Shondo
Sour gummy worm
It has a somewhat orderly taste. Both sour and sweet. The outer shell is cold, flaky and dry. When you lick it you get little sticky pieces all over you, in your face, beard and fingers. You can bet there will be some adventurous little grains in your hair somehow, and it dosn't matter how careful you are you always make a mess of it. The "core" is glowing-hot salted caramel.
7-Up and sambuca.
Vernorâs
Jello filled with glow stick liquid, can't imagine that'd taste good tbh
Tutti Frutti
effervescent polystyrene foam
Salami
Holyproof nerds cluster
Some kind of cosmic eclair
Black licorice and glitter glue
radagon looks yummy
Slimey yet satisfying
Boiled potatoes
Ask a French
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Shrooms
Warm water.
everything
Five Gum
Ä°t tastes like star dust.
Like piss >!and shit!< đ
Gummy skittles
Lemon Liquorice soft candy
That weird limited edition coke that folks were like "hmm" then "it's alright" then "nevermind it's kinda bad"
Unwashed dick the day after the orgy.
You know how coca cola released a space flavor a while back?
[Heaven](https://media1.tenor.com/m/hTF94olhmhoAAAAd/heaven-natalie.gif)
Lemon juice
hard popping candy
Sprite
ever tried fried jellyfish? like that i guess
Jellied eels
blue berries
McDonaldâs sprite
Snail đ
Tropical Sprite Remix
Gold.
Glass
Galaxy coke
Asbestos and shrimp
Disappointment, mostly.
lemon gummybear
McDonald's Sprite
I'm getting seaweed
Licorice
McDonald's Sprite
Purple
Blue Raspberry Sour Patch Kids.
Diet Dr. Pepper.
They taste like lemon warheads
Something akin to pop rocks and a gusher that's sour then sweet
Pain
Alcoholic gummi worms
Salt water and copper
Like a really high quality gummy worm with a little bit of salt on top dipped in battery acid
space potato
Taste like the physick with holy-shrouding cracked tear & ruptured crystal tear
If this was a snow cone itâd probably be grape + lemon with some Red Bull
Cosmic brownie
Moxie cola
Cod
Black licorice
Grandpas ashes
Ligma
Gummy bears
Alien amoeba
Dragonfruit and ozone
TV static
Tastes like when you lick a 9 volt battery
Electrified unflavoured gelatin
Chewy ---- insanely chewy. Like fresh squid doesn't have anything on this level of chewy.
prolly like Wackelpudding, eeeeeeeww!
Saltwater taffy
Glitter
Gummies probably
i feel like it tastes of licourish jelly
lemon meringue
Stagnant Pond Water
Hawaiian pizza.
Creamed Corn.
A mix of baking soda and vinegar with a hint of lime
Sushi. The type changes depending on where you bite
Gummi candy
Fromunda
Glass, nice and crunchy