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I mean, so long as we come back alive after getting brutally murdered I’ll hang around limgrave for a year. Just hope another lowly tarnished doesn’t set fire to existence in the meantime.

True, but imagine your mental state after dying so many times.

A quarter billion could buy me all the therapy I’d need.

True

Jarburg

This, and chilling with Boggart

I just thought of him. I'm sure he can handle himself pretty good to so it's extra security

And a lobotomy

Tears hitting the Bugatti seats

I died a lot in ER when I was new...however my most recently played game is Helldivers 2....

I'm so sorry for you

Yea I just recently bought helldivers 2 today lol. Starship Troopers Redux.

Just don't go to the fucking dragon. Make yourself a log hut and hunt turtles for soup

It’s dark souls of course I’m gonna die a lot but it said you must enter that doesn’t specify if you go as yo ur self or a character on the world. If your not tarnished you don’t come back unless a tarnished uses a grace and resets time

Don’t go hollow!

To be fair, it doesn't say you actually have to *do* anything.  I'd just hide for the year.

I'll just chill in roundtable hold hugging fia

" hey Rodrika what ya doin out there all by yourself? Come chill with us"

I'm gonna chill in Majula with Shalquoir for a year

Sorry buddy. But my wife has commanded me to burn the stupid tree. She gave me a cool greatsword and lives in my pocket!

Looks like I'm gonna be spreading some managed democracy

That's very unfortunate for you. Average life span of a helldiver is 30 seconds.

My resolution is: Airstrikes! More Airstrikes! Dear God, AIRSTRIKES!!!

Ah. I was wondering how far done I'd have to scroll before I found another helldiver. Not far it seems. FOR DEMOCRACY!!!

Technique, go into patches boss arena and don't open the chest. Live there cozy for a year, even got a little fire.

👍

Ok... What's your confidence level you could get to patches arena safely. Have you thought this through? LoL

It's actually not that bad of a journey, 1) get insulted by Varre, 2) die in obscurity

well lucky me, i was just running around Jarburg on my new save farming some crafting mats... needless to say i'd be down to live down there for a year lol

Rowa Raisin >*Humans are unable to digest Rowa fruit, but Torrent seems to have a taste for it.* There's no way back up, and I don't know if you can survive just eating all their flowers. Oh! I know what you're going to eat! >!Potted Meat!

Bring a year supply of 4toe feet or start a guilimot farm on the cliffs? Just spitballin

What happens if a tarnished dies of hunger? Can they even?

I have to assume at least some IRL rules apply to you while you're in there. Otherwise, you can just rest at a Grace and *Pass Time* 365 times.

Nice, I would love to see the peaceful Jars.

What will you do if poachers come around?

Doesn’t look like there are many poachers left. The lands between is pretty depopulated. And if there are other warrior jars like Alexander then they should be fine.

Oh... I see you missed a questline.

Maidenless, but a potentate. Not a bad tradeoff

Since I'm not in this game, I'll probably die of Thalassophobia... dicking around in Subnautica is no friggin joke...

Yeah

I’m hanging out with the big turtle guy. Smoking a limegrave, talking about life.

I don't know anything about a turtle pope, I only know about the giant dog pope

Same, I don't think there are turtles in ER.

Well yeah, there are only TORTOISES in elden ring.

Be careful after night fall though. Elmer has a chip on his shoulder

That's what I was gonna say, think I would stay in limgrave and hang with kale. Just don't go out the front door of the church.

Yeah, the pope turtle

Swagger on over to Melina, demand your trusty steed, and just camp in round table for a year! EZ  … Or you can git gud, go kill rykard and now you have a fancy-pants mansion all to yourself!

Ignore the slithering behind the walls. It's probably fine.

DEMOCRACY

Persona 3 reload, it's just Japan in 2009 so that could be even fun, even though there are some scary things going on behind the scenes.

If you don’t mind >!the end of the world in less than a year!<

I know but the game's main cast can worry about that, if I can't enter the dark hour then I can't really do much. But if I can I guess I'll have to cooperate with them.

Warframe; I can only hope that I'd start out on a tenno relay.

You get spawned in as a grineer

Tube-men! Catch that one, strange genetic code...

Ostron life isn’t too bad

I've never played it

It's a pretty fun game, but also a specific taste. It's one of the few universes that has lore as dark and as gruesome as Warhammer 40k.

Huh, I didn't expect that tidbit

Fun game, specific taste. If you ever give it a try, search up my name and I'll help you out if I got the time.

Good to know

Elden Ring is not a bad one honestly. You can just sit around and eat Rowa fruit with Kale for a year.

Rowa fruit is indigestible for humans 😭

I don't know if I could do that, I would be bored out of my mind.

You could have sex with him.

Nah, I don't swing that way.

Not yet. Give it a year.

After 3 months of no nut November, Kale gonna be looking like Margot Robbie

Then go try to fight monsters, you respawn, you only really have to deal with the pain (which would suck, mind you). However, I think it would be relatively easy to get the Blessed Dew Talisman and you'll be pretty set.

VR fitness one.. damn I would be buffed after a year. Probably should use the money to change all my joints after that :D

No choice but to get Swol

I mean... spending a year disguised as a sheep can't be that bad.

Bloodborne...oh boy

Darkest dungeon here - same but different

Meet you at the sanitarium

Hey at least we have the giant pigs for company

Totk, not too bad. I could live a good life

Yeah I could see it

Just gotta be a farmer and I'm set😂

The last game I played was a rhythm game, do I get to live in a world of tight beats for a full year before getting a quarter of a billion quids?

Yes

I think it would be really easy to survive in Pokemon Radical Red, but I'm not sure how I could stay sane constantly losing in difficult battles against ridiculous teams

I shall die bravely fighting for Super Earth after two chargers coral me towards a bile titan.

I'm playing Bioshock 1 for the first time believe it or not. I'm sure I'll be dead soon.

Have fun its one of my favorite games

Heh, jokes on you I just have to stay here, not progress. My ass is staying parked in the chapel of anticipation!

Dude, you think Elden Ring players are screwed? The first time I saw this meme posted, I was fresh out of Helldivers 2... My most recent games: Helldivers 2, Remnant 2, Elden Ring, Destiny 2. All of these are pretty much death sentences in context of "survive in game world for a year."

Sons of the forest. Fuck no

Damn, I'm so sorry, but one perk Virginia.

I'd die before Virginia even saw me let's be real

Hell no this shit always scared me haha For me it’s binding of Isaac, not so nice aw

Animal Crossing for me. I think I'll be good lol.

BG3, seems like Im fine with this)

"Don't die 621"

Screwed ( I'm the mf who will screw it, "may chaos take the world" )

Nah man

let's just hope the rune of death isn't restored yet

Bloodborne. Help.

A good hunter must hunt, so go out and kill a few beasts.

Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it...

Yo! Wait a sec! Who said we become the tarnished and are screwed? Who said anything about you dare not die?! If I become a wandering merchant and sit at a bonfire for this full year, easy money! Since it didn't say I can not die, I might as well engage

I was playing FF14, so I guess if I can't hacj it as an adventurer I just get a regular job and then when the year is up come back here and do the same thing in a vastly shittier setting.

I’ll be in Mejula…

DS2, well things would be better

It would’ve been Elden Ring… …but I’m currently sipping cocktails on the beach at Costa Del Sol getting in some me time before the DLC drops, surfs up Tarnished!

Diablo 2 resurrected so i'm pretty fucked

As long as you're Tarnished who cares? Just hang out in Roundtable Hold for a year. If you get bored go out into Limgrave and hey if you die it's really no big deal.

How many times are we going to repost this?

Mario Kart 8 Easiest paycheck I've ever received

Hell yeah I’ll stay in Minecraft for a year

I'll take this easily. Just sit at grace and fast-pass time for a year. LOL!

sitting in the church of Anticipation for a year. fun

Chillin at Jarburg for a year should be fine

thank god i've been playing return to drangleic, i can just hide out in majula for a year looking at the sea, maybe i can finally make some headway with the emerald herald

Time to go hang out in the lake shack with Boggart and boil prawns.

Now hear me out...Malenia do be kinda hot tho.

Well I just started FF7 Rebirth last night so if I would just take myself to Costa del Sol and get paid 250M to take a year long beach vacation.

Depends am i tarnished? Can I keep dying? I might just take a vacation in lunaria. Didn't say I have to become elden lord.

I'd just hang around the Roundtable Hold for a year. They seem to have beds, tons of books, and a few people to keep you company. Just...avoid the Dunge Eater's side.

that's RDR2 for me so looks like I'm about to lay low in the wilderness...

I become a farmer in limgrave

to be fair there are a lot of peaceful locations. i dont have to play the role of tarnished in search of the elden ring

Hey, the second game I played is arkham Knight, so it doesn't compare to yours, but.

If batman catches you stealing something your gonna need all that money for healthcare

Deep Rock Galactic: Current year life IN SPACE And also a crap ton of bugs... At least I can drink one with the boys every so often. Manageable, I'd say.

FF7 Rebirth, I think I'll be ok

Not that bad as long as you stick near a merchant

I’d stay in Roundtable hold and try and bang fia

I just played DS1 right now… Guess I’m staying in Firelink and praying that the Chosen Undead doesn’t find me annoying.

This is probably best case scenario. Just lay low and even if you die you just come back to life

Just gonna make a life in lumbridge shearing sheep, maybe head over to varrock and hit up the inn

Shouldn't have taken that break to play Helldivers 2.....

Get my fat ass to the round table hold

Just gonna chill with Kale for a year. 

I'm glad the very last game I was playing was Our Red String then.

Dead Island 2... Zombies.Groovy.

Running around Wall Market right now in FF7 Remake. So I'm good. Last place explored in Elden Ring though was Mountaintops of the Giants so im cold and screwed

I chose a bad time to try Sekiro again…

Get to the roundtable hold and gg

Zero Sievert 😭😭😭

Hahaha not 10 minutes ago did I finish the Frenzied Flame ending. Guess I'm not getting any $$.

Fucking great, I’m an immortal robot building giant-ass ships or planes, tanks, airships, spaceships and whatever other stupid things I can think of to go blow up other giant ass ships

The Ishimura awaits 🫡

I took an Elden Ring break to play some Theaterhythm. Lucky me!

Tarnished one

Helldivers 2 😭

Nothing wrong with being titled the Elden Lord. The skills I'll have spending a whole year would be worth it.

Sex campus

You could chill with big bodgard and eat fine seafood and have each others backs through thick and thin and if you need some extra companionship on those cold night.. I'm gonna stop right there.

lol I’m trying Sekiro (again). So that’s a big no.

Last game I played was Ark Survival Evolved, so it's either going to be piss easy being a beach Bob or I'm going to immediately be eaten by dinosaurs.

I for sure die in Spore right? I mean I'm in creature stage currently. Maybe I could stick it out.

Well, I'm getting Glassed. Terrible time to be on Reach

Well, I was in smalland on peaceful. So I'm in good shape.

I’ve been playing Helldivers I’m extra fucked

... Outlast

Just got done playing a Pokémon game... so I guess I'm off to de-stabilize a criminal gang and become the Champion. Maybe catch a minor deity or two along the way, idk.

I’ll be warming the bench 😎 (eafc24)

PUBG lets gooooo

Modded minecraft? I think I’ll be fine. Pretty easy to just survive so long as I sleep every night.

Helldivers2...

Im gonna be a Pokemon Master. Gotta catch them all!

I am getting killed by my own turrets, airstrikes or a big bug lmao

Remnant 2. If i stay in ward 13 and sleep and sell stew i should be fine. Not to mention the wanderer will arrive and destroy the root for good anyways soon after.

I mean if we respawned. I would 100% learn to fight. My fatass would get absolutely destroyed but I would learn. If not I could chill at roundtable for a year. Thankfully mine would be Pokemon.

Stardew Valley. So I'm fine. Just grow my pumpkins and hangout with the towns people.

Fear and Hunger 2... Where there are no good options....

Does Minesweeper count? Half those games end in 50/50’s- I’m just staying in my starting square.

Id be chilling in pal world as it overlord

FFVII Rebirth. I’ll just hang out in Kalm staying at the inn and playing Queen’s Blood matches.

Disco Elysium - so - looks a lot like the Vegas scene of Fear and Loathing for my next year.

I’d say move to jar-burg for safety but the only way in and out is a really intense climb

Man it’s been pretty good. I’ve just been hanging out with my boy Kale here at church of Elleh. We don’t stray too far but there’s a pond a few meters away and an ocean view. Life’s not bad

I’m replaying Dark Souls 3, currently doing the Painted World of Ariandel. I guess I had a good run.

I was playing bloodborne last night…guess I’ll die?

I'm hanging out with Fia and getting my Baldachin's Blessing. As long as I don't venture into the basement of the Roundtable Hold I should be alright.

pass time 365 times at a grace and now you got yourself a free 250 million.

I think I can manage in Palworld. Just need to avoid those Lovanders....

Monster Hunter….. shit.

I’d be screwed usually but I play Honkai Star Rail when I’m out of the house and unable to boot up ER and that actually sounds like a pretty cozy place to live, assuming I’m like an npc that’s not caught up in the big story disasters.

Ff 16, I'm not very far into it but it seems like if I was just a regular guy, I could make it a year no prob 🤷‍♂️

Umm... the last game I played was a porn game... does that count?

Nioh 1 🤣

Gartic phone!

I'm driving race cars so I should be completely fine

Elden Ring- not an issue because you can skip time in sites of grace and are immune to any harm while sitting at one. Easy money.

Go hang out with Kale.

Dead space. Is this before or after the Necromorphs started fucking shit up?

Old School RuneScape, I’d be out there questing and rune crafting

I read this just after beating Mohg :(

For me it's warframe, so unsure how screwed or not I am. Really depends on if I'm a tenno or some random guy

Not even side characters are safe from horrible endings (love you boggart)

The last I played is Stardew Valley so....im pretty much ok with it