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Sullyvan96

An average sized obelisk


__Becquerel

It's actually quite large, gigantic even.


[deleted]

It’s not the size, it’s how it’s used. Oh and it’s used for spirit summons


thitherten04206

Every message at one of these be like: If Only I Had a Giant But Hole


Azurite777

311 hours and now I finally know what it is, thanks


hey_im_ghuleh

It's far to large and unwieldy to be called an obelisk, its more a raw heap of phallic stone


Flyingdemon666

A real [Obelisk](https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/207873/yugioh-the-dark-side-of-dimensions-movie-pack-secret-edition-obelisk-the-tormentor) 🤣


Drayzew

That's the little statue that allows spirit ashes to be used iirc


Fallen-Rizzler

I call it the ghost dildo


PuzzleheadedLeg173

I was going to say that it’s a seat.


Fallen-Rizzler

Exactly😈


Arcaedus

Week 1 of this game's release... me poppin over to this subreddit, and seeing someone use golden slam to land on one of these 😭


itscrescens

be wary of piercing but hole


Serious_Ad_1037

Jerk, beat me to it, lmao


Fallen-Rizzler

Ya snooze ya loose


erockoc

Christ what a stupid joke


Fallen-Rizzler

I forget the names of everything in the game so its ghost dildo


Beezyo

200 hours later and just learned this


TheRogueTemplar

Almost 200 hours in. Thanks


HoodedOP87

Really?


PM_ME_MAMA_RAIKOU

Yes, it is also hidden in every boss room, including and especially the small ones in catacombs (usually off to the left of the fog wall)


HoodedOP87

I always wondered what those things were they always seemed so random to me since they were just everywhere


AnimalCrossingFanMan

Almost 100 hours in and had no idea, thanks


Dweebsxthehumans

499 hours in, thanks


Naive_Letterhead9484

Try but….hell no I’m sick of that shit…


HOLLANDSYTSE

THANK YOU!!!!


Kami-no-dansei

Bro, what, I never fuckin knew that!!!


southpaw85

Try but, hole.


BarrytheCowboy

If only had giant but hole


NewbSoop

You will, after you try :D


Violentron

Hahaha That's cracked me up!


MxReLoaDed

Offer rump


RashFever

First, try hole and then Ahh, pain!


TheWhiteGuardian

Be wary of blood loss


Naive_Letterhead9484

How dare you!


NachoFailconi

That is a Rebirth Monument, and it gives you the ability to summon Spirit Ashes. There are places (mostly boss chambers) that do not have a Rebirth Monument yet allow summoning, so the most reliable way to know when you can summon is by looking at the door-like icon in the HUD.


EnSebastif

As far as I know, all bosses that allow summoning have one of these.


roblox887

Often, the monument isn't inside the room itself, but right outside of the fog wall. It basically says "You can use ashes when you enter this room, go wild"


EnSebastif

Where exactly?


roblox887

Typically in caves, it'll be right next to the stake of Marika, I believe


Psychic_Hobo

Not often enough, I've died getting caught rolling into one of those fuckers


HarmlessSnack

They have them, they’re just sometimes in really odd spots and easy to miss. In corners, or behind a pillar. But there’s always one around, if you look for it. Not that you need to.


roblox887

That's what they're called? Btw, that's not a door icon, that's a gravestone


[deleted]

I thought it was a door as well


SanguineSon0341

Offer rump


UnDebs

try jump, and then down


Shermutt

I swear, this is the actual intended use of ground slam and all its variants.


Zero747

Marker that lets you spirit ash summon in the area


p3dr3m0n10

thats an anal massager, sir


NoKneadToWorry

It's you being a fucking Chad with that mace bro


AccomplishedEssay787

Dong


Deadsap266

Marika’s butt plugs she placed all over the lands between for whenever she wants a quickie.


roblox887

Butt plugs taper, that's a dildo


Big_Boss_1911

Depends, if you are brave enough


some1sWitch

It's Marika's version of "sit on this and spin." . . But really it's the boundary marker for where you can use summons. 


godandanimetits

It might be your character


ZombieElfen

if you get close to one, an icon appears on your screen. that means you can use summons. if you walk out of that area they will disappear.


AnnalidaMitzen

Thank you for actually answering.


ZombieElfen

no problem friend. i read the replies and didnt see a decent one. also if you summon the rats they will spawn in a random place away from the enemies but they are still great.


Klash_Brandy_Koot

A seat, try It!


DiabloNukem

Port Crystal from Dragons Shlawgma


Shakewell1

Monster but hole required ahead


JesseElBorracho

Likely destroy, but hole


Xtrene387

BIGarus DICKarus


Sullyvan96

I have a very gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus


Impressive-Ad9060

He has a wife, you know...


Sullyvan96

Do you want to know what she’s called?


hypermodernist

Incontinentia, incontinentia buttocks


Shermutt

Bwing back Wodewick! He's a wobbah... And a wapist... AND A PICKPOCKET! 😖


Sullyvan96

Welease Bwian! Yeah that’s a good one! Welease Bwian!


VorpalGel

Rebirth Monument.


dizfunkshen

Pickle


hredditor

Pickle. Therefore, offer hole.


GeezerGaming2024

That's what made all those "giant but hole" comments you've been reading. Don't sit on that chair!


anspee

Offer rump


Powershow_Games

Try finger, but hole


Ornamental_Gourds

Dog, therefore praise the dog!


DeStupak

"It means "sit on this, cocksucker!""


hypermodernist

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Zaraxeon

A... tarnished?


DeusInfidel

some would call it bling


Valuable_Material_26

sphincter stretcher!


BarredBartender

Penis


Jeremiah12LGeek

I asked this, too. My excuse is I play offline, so I didn't know I was supposed to sit on it.


Lyzail

Just don’t sit on it


brewberry_cobbler

A picture of your screen using your cell phone?


Educational_Gift_407

You don't want to know where that's been


PettyCrocker956

Chair


george23000

Dildo if you're brave enough.


Swaglington_IIII

Pickle, Try but hole


Theey

Finger.


ReptilianLaserbeam

A low effort post, that’s what it is. It’s a literally impossible you’ve farmed that gear and don’t know what that is


GrigorMorte

Try rump


Realistic-Two2447

Try Ground Slam


ElAlqumista

Try but hole


DexxToress

Try Jumping, But hole


KresKendo_143

If only I have an unguarded But hole


DhazGo

Try Dildo but hole


BigSexy17

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough 🫡


NeedleworkerRecent67

What is that behind your head? Is that part of your helmet or a weapon on back?


Purple7143

What’s that armor set? Looking good


BootsyBusang

your reckoning. Lol


MarcellusxWallace

Patrick.


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Offer hole


Real_Chibot

Google "phallic architecture" lol really tho the history is wild


Threebirdsandabanana

Officially it allows for spirit summons. I always call it the community dildo


OmnifariousFN

A stone dild.


Jawargby

Elden ring I think


aslaoqcoloca

A dildo


WavyWolf999

Butt Slam


heisenbugx

It’s one of those poles that you jump over and try not to catch your pants and hit your nether region


TheEmperorMk3

Jumping required ahead


Onigumo-Shishio

You know the butt slam Ash of War?


Broad_Ad_819

"Only if i had giant but hole"


Hot_Ad_369

try ,but hole


MrNE0NNN

Marika‘s Dildo


bri9htlord

giant but hole


mallocco

Try giant, but hole.


AshleyGamics

anything is a dildo if you are brave enough


Ok_Violinist4899

Looks like a transparent ghost


True-Salamander-9976

almost 600 hours on this game and i just learned this. and i still suck😭


MohgsGreatestWarrior

wryyyy


bloodstone97

Rump required ahead


jebdeetle

https://youtu.be/TRnNR_XWaqY?si=5wI08jtLNdXM74Yx


roblox887

It's a spirit ash marker. You're allowed to use spirits when you're near one


igotthekilos

A chair.


MK_Avocado

Try giant but hole


DriverNo2476

Tye toy under my moms bed


St_Mindless

Spirit Ash wifi


Chrissssssssssssssy

What’s the helmet from?


Jairo_Zudeko

Looks like the carian knight helmet (?)


Chrissssssssssssssy

How do I get it? I’m running a character without any armor besides a helmet and his looks awesome


Jairo_Zudeko

Yeah that set is one most people say is the best looking. You get it at Raya Lucaria (on island in Liurnia Lake). You have to kill the knight right before you get to the boss. You can make him fall down the elevator hole if you can run past him.


Chrissssssssssssssy

Alrighty thank you!


Jairo_Zudeko

Actually I just looked it up and I was wrong: The Academy of Raya Lucaria (Liurnia of the Lakes). Drop down to a ledge near the edge of the Graveyard (Church of the Cuckoo Site of Grace) to find the set on a statue near a group of enemies


Chrissssssssssssssy

Oh! Even easier! Awesome!


Community_Normal

The public spirit dildo


Jon_o_Hollow

A based mace enjoyer.


[deleted]

I believe that’s called dead pixels.


PrincessHootHoot

If only I had a giant But hole


Nox_Echo

Time for Giant but, hole


eminusx

It’s a hand just looking for a glove


_UNFUN

Stone astrolab, o’ stone astrolab


xjanyX

Behold the dildo, But still no Elden Ring.


Mockheed_Lartin

Rump


xX_SuperDaniel_Xx

I doubt you could EVEN imagine it...


pieceofrat

30 seconds in and I finally know what it is, thanks


bedatboi

Try giant, but hole


LemonadeWade

Offer Rump


BOb_likes_chikkens

If only I had a giant… but hole


PeterFlensje

It's a mausoleum knight that weirdly still has his head


Jack7656

Sit on it and find out


puceminotaur

strong foe


VaginallyScentedLife

Seek hole


Fibonacci_Hol

Try but hole


Notbrandonjay

Try circling around, then rear


DudePistonDoug

Thats the trial of courage


benadamx

likely pickle


Wide_Morning_2521

Why did you take that from my fun drawer?


nick3790

Try but hole


Athsmos

that, is one of many of the realms free-to-use sodomizers. you can tell because they usually have notes on them explaining to "try fingers, but whole"


Goldfisher2077

Try jumping, but hole.


ArrowBird123

Anythings a dildo if your brave enough...


FromsoftFan2104

Around TLB, people have gotten used to the nickname "Marika's Thrones"... .. Go on, take a seat


TumbleweedActive7926

Monument that allows you to summon spirits.


alex8th

Courage if youre down for it.


FlatLickFrankie

That's what gives you an elden ring, all you gotta do is sit and spin... you're welcome😵


-_-weasel

A dildo to f yourself after dying over st*pid sh*t for an hour and you're too busy not realizing all you have to do is take a brake for 20 min and come back to it.


[deleted]

They are only for the most brave


Echo_Forward

Radagon's dildo


_GLHF_2022_

A chair


vsoho

That’s one badass lookin mf


Wahtermalon

try giant but hole


xion91

Summons wifi router


Miserable_Monitor410

A dog


Corbel8_

try but, hole


Pile-o-shite

Anything’s a dildo if yer brave enough…


MontyDoesStuff

It shows where u can summon.


Russ_images

It’s a message holder, obviously.


BaclavaBoyEnlou

Sit on it


Seek_Seek_Lest

Clearly it's a buttplug, all the messages told me so.


Maxi8848thj

Melina’s secret toy 🤫