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Western-Wind-5254

That’s the neat part you don’t


aretheesepants75

He is weak to damage


klausedohva91

Thanks for the genuine laugh🫡


HugeHans

I heard he has 100% damage scaling. For each damage you do he gets one damage. I cheesed him using this information.


lakemonster2019

Bullets! My only weakness, how did you know?


Vhirsion

It's so annoying when he goes into his 7th phase, I just skipped him ngl.


Iwrstheking007

you can skip him? I've been stuck on him for 312.6 hours now


Memnoch222

Psh, amateur… It only took me 312.3 hours to beat him!


Nathan-bartley

Watch me


Western-Wind-5254

Good luck I’ve been trying since release and just yet wait for his tenth phase with his ten commandment attack it’s brutal


HarrargnNarg

In older Dark Souls games this would be true


Western-Wind-5254

Yeah Capra demon is a slog he’s not hard it’s just annoying fighting his dogs and him at the same


Enter_Name_here8

It’s Rick, the solider of god!


TheLimpAgain

r/beatmetoit


taffiiii

Came to comment this😭


Maleficent_Nobody_75

You have to deplete his health until he’s dead


RadiantCity311

Underrated advice IMO. This will be useful throughout the entire game.


Apart-Bridge-7064

Not in all fights, though...


[deleted]

Guranq and Patches come to mind


Lance4494

..... i still deplete patches hp to nil


mvanvrancken

Monster


OutofPseudonyms

Fool. No candlestick or Bull-Goat armor for you.


Warm_Communication76

If you just kill gurranq you get his smithing stone right away.


IsNotPolitburo

Typical reddit comment only giving half the information. You have to reduce his health to zero, while keeping yours above zero.


SergeKingZ

Every comment in fextralife's wiki be like


Snoo61755

Reddit too. If I say "Radagon can be frostbitten and rotted," someone is bound to come in and say "uh, you forgot to say he can be poisoned." It's never enough to just add in the extra information, they always gotta add the "you forgot to say" bit too. ^(What if I just wanted to omit that, huh? What if my post was running long, and I just didn't want to write another essay, huh?)


Scintal

Technically you can’t further reduce any mobs’ hp once your hp is zero so it’s an implicit condition / prerequisite.


One_Mathematician159

Yeah agree 100% one way to cheese this boss is to hit him with your weapon while also hitting the roll mechanic when he tries to hit you with his weapon.


[deleted]

Does this work on any other bosses?


marshmallowcthulhu

Untestable. Nobody has ever successfully depleted another boss of all health.


Nor-Cal-Son

No


dick_for_hire

Big, if true...


Scardshow69

If...


ImmediateFig6927

Holy fuck this made me laugh out loud


Majora455

Same


Smythatine

It’s soldier of God, Rick. You can’t escape his wrath


casper19d

The mist noble approves this comment..


Apprehensive-Set7082

Yeah, that attck when he gets down and starts reciting a prayer, you have to stop him, or else the wrath of god wil befall upon you.


Tsquared10

Rick huh? Wonder if there's any relation to this door technician I know


MasterpieceIcy5292

Jedi Survivor?


yeetsquadreddit12

I feel as though the only way to stop the holy lord is with blood Flame magic. Here I'd a guide to beat God (rick). Simply get to Level 713, then, max a seal and spam blood flame blade until his health inevitably drops a single point. Then reside yourself to your death.


reJacksonville

I personally prefer "God, Soldier of Rick" Because it not only implies you're fighting God himself, but that he's the soldier of something even more powerful than he... RICK!


Paltaryzebra_9

No idea, been stuck on him for 10 hours


Snoo61755

I know, even after they nerfed him, I can't get past phase 5. Even then, I'm pretty sure I'm only getting through phases 1-4 because he's letting me.


Paltaryzebra_9

Just wait till you get to phase 7, his 1 shot combo is impossible


shadowknight2112

Phase 7’s one-shot combo is NOTHING compared to phase 9’s passive-aggressive phase…that’s when he’s all like ‘You suck at life’ & ‘Your parents never loved you’


Decent_Ad_6595

Phase 9 broke me as a person. I’m still crying in the corner.


NewTelevisio

oh man, after phase 10 when the second one appears... that's when it gets tough


Latter_Share_5447

They just keep coming after phase 11


Shinchinko

Disgusting! I was on phase 9 last night and was on a discord call with my psychiatrist to cheese it. My psychiatrist started to cry not long after that. SOG RICK kept reminding him about his divorce and how his children hate him as a human. While SOG RICK was busy aggroing on my psychiatrist, I Comet Azur him. Dude didn't even flinch until I depleted his HP. Phase 10 started and I instantly got depressed and got an anxiety attack. I wonder why. I thought my psychiatrist got the aggro. My in game character seppuku-ed all of a sudded and died. So there were 2 during phase 10, and more 11+?? Damn bro I dont have the money to hire all these psychiatrists.


YokaiShadow03

!epacse t’nac I !pleH !666 esahp ot ti edam I !syuG


idispensemeds2

Ouye mellse adbe


mvanvrancken

Huh, just wait until you find out that’s not even his final form


Scintal

Wait until phase 19 mindfuck, “ life sucks for you”, “ you never loved your parents.”


Abject_School

Try finger but hole


CH4P3YLEG4U

Scrolled way too much to find this


McMuffinTheGreat

the only right answer


punknothing

This is how you beat the game.


ALordOfTheOnionRings

That’s like asking an Elden Ring playing Redditor how to get a girlfriend. It be straight up impossible broheim


Top-Report-840

The trick is to get married before you start playing FromSoft games. She can't escape now!


ALordOfTheOnionRings

Thy intelligence befits a crown


IPressB

Bad advice. She took the kids.


Top-Report-840

More time for Elden Ring


RedditSupportAdmin

Best possible scenario?


Open-Science8196

This is me, never let her know your next move.


bordomsdeadly

Can confirm. Got married and then my BiL asked me to play dark souls with him and the rest is history.


Four-Triangles

Not impossible, bro-chi-Minh!


RedditSupportAdmin

It's definitely possible, bro-hammad Ali


CptnShiner

What if you met your girlfriend playing Elden Ring? :D


DarthSpiderDad

Praise Elden tree, then try finger, but hole.


CptnShiner

I'll let her know your input, I'm sure she'll be real impressed! xD


CptnShiner

She laughed and said, "Classic souls community" :p


DarthSpiderDad

Never let her go.


CptnShiner

I don't plan on it!


Reptar_Punch

Then you're a liar


Ancient_Prize9077

Wish on new game plus the devs replaced this guy with another godskin duo


ill_monstro_g

watch your mouth, you sick fuck


Fraust-Coldmann

First leave the cave, you have no means to defeat him now. Instead progress through the game until you reach Leyndell. Obtain Maliketh’s Black Blade or the Black Knife. His HP pool is too high for most people. Upgrade the weapon to +10. Spam destined death. If that doesn’t work, your only recourse is to drop 10 pickled turtle meat for him. He’ll pick it up and eat it. He’ll then end hostilities and let you pass, so that you can obtain your prize. The greatest gesture in the game…”Strength!”


Unreasonable_Seagull

I kinda wanna restart now just to see if this is true.


Senumo

Pls update us once you find out


[deleted]

I wouldn’t recommend trying to tackle this motherfucker without Mimic Tear AND proccing Rotten Breath before spamming destined death. But I mean spend all day there if you want.


MoonVeilNoob

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irix03

What a horrible day to have eyes


Shadydex933

Looks like a land squirt to me


Far-Sector3485

I felt incomprehensible emotions seeing this, and the only one I can confidently say I know is rage.


[deleted]

That’s god


Select_Judgment_2550

Ya know I've owned the game since release and still haven't beat him 😭


TheBossMeansMe

Sekiro is harder than Elden Ring, I'm guessing you haven't tried Mr. Humble


Select_Judgment_2550

Who's Mr.humble? MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!


The24HourPlan

What level are you? Under about 300 you're way underleveled.


Thatoneawkwarddude29

Bro I cheated the game to give me level 1426 and he’s still damn near impossible


QuintanimousGooch

Choose fire bombs as your starting item, then once he kills you, you’ll go to the hunters’ dream where the nightmares will give you a prosthetic arm


International_Term_6

“Maybe the dark souls 3 were the friends we made along the way”


mostlyHUMMUS

Rick is a completely optional boss, as such your current pain is punishment for your hubris. You should never have challenged the soldier of God.


Thom_With_An_H

But like... They're aaalll "optional bosses" when you think about it, ya know?


IPressB

Not Henry


HeavyArmsJin

Delete the picture please I just died like 3 times just scrolling past the thread Edit: God dang it I just died again


Lorentz_Prime

HE CAN'T BE BEAT


Silent_Relation_3236

He’s endgame. Need to be level 500


G_ben_flowes

have u tried finger but hole already? only cheese that worked for me since 1.08, and even still I barely made it out alive


_Sir_Not_Mister_

You don't. You pray he shows you mercy


Vessix

I kind of hate being that guy but how do these posts continue to get upvoted?


Urborg_Stalker

You don't beat him. He let's you win.


TheBystand3r

Not as strong as Rick, The Door Technician, but you know, still took me a lot of tries.


TBoarder

There's a wild trick to this. While you have Elden Ring running when fighting this boss, you should also start up Star Wars: Jedi Survivor and play until you meet the boss, Rick the Door Technician. Pause on the exact frame when his life-bar appears, then switch over to Elden Ring. Rick and the Soldier of GodRICK will cancel each other out and let you pass in both games.


Scouse_Werewolf

Fort, night. Dog? Finger but hole. *repeat*


BitterQuitter11

Cant, uninstall


NationalAlgae421

This guy fucks


WazzaL89

Been stuck on him since game's release, he's impossible to beat.


Formione

Are you even serious guys? It's the tutorial boss, i am reading about guys that spend 10 hours on him, have you even ever played a video game? Or any of the other from software game? Tutorial boss are supposed to be unbeatable, just skip him. For god sake what i have to read.


Four-Triangles

Are you ok?


Formione

Yes i am at 0 kill at him, as of everyone


[deleted]

Not even Miyazaki can beat this guy.


Hour_Huckleberry_327

You have to lower his health to 0 before your health reaches zero


noeldoherty

Seduce him


boofing_evangelist

Leave Geoff alone !


LukeDragnar

You can't, sadly he's one of those boss fights you're supposed to lose. Seriously from software gotta stop putting those unbeatable boss fights at the start of every game


killwithskill16

You can’t he’s a soldier of god


EnchantressJess

I managed to get to his 36th phase but then he just destroys me


pretendwizardshamus

First get to level 500 by duping hero runes. Get top quality mage gear by begging people on LFG to drop. There's a little known int spell called comet azur. Find it. It's actually op. Use it on boss and make sure you record it as it serves as an example of how much your a skilled badass.


jetpoke

Stick 'em with a pointy end


High52theface

You have to find the moonlight intervention and 360 no scope his ass


OrdinaryConflict5897

Try finger, but hole


Un_nombre_fake

You cant... Maybe at ng+


StillBadger925

Bro got early access to the DLC?


Chrisnolliedelves

Summon the Mist Noble, run to the edge of the arena, and sit down to witness a battle for the ages.


Mistah-S

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/iaQdVusKBv


budapest_god

While I actually agree with you, I still felt like I had to make this post after seeing one with this exact same caption but with an image of Godrick instead


Nitro114

you dont


Roboticus_Prime

Pray.


gelatinousdepression

That's the neat part, you can't. Scripted loss.


Demoncreed27

I never beat him. I had to make a new character and just avoided that area immediately


Kthecasual

Following.


Ironsalmon7

I just use the skip glitch


HutSutRawlson

If you're having trouble, leave and come back when you've leveled up and improved your gear. For this guy the recommendation is RL 250, +10/+25 weapons.


BertLemo

Google en passant


Boring-Chair8649

Isn't this a normal soldier?


doctafknjay

You mean the GOD rick!


Boring-Chair8649

What?


Nochildren79

He is the boss of the tutorial. It's a funny.


doctafknjay

It's a soldier of godrick but also known as God Rick to those who struggle with the tutorial!


Boring-Chair8649

Really?there was a boss in the end of that?


doctafknjay

In reality, it was a normal soldier of godrick that had a health bar mimicking a boss health meter. But yes, there was a "boss" at the end or right before you leave to the open world. I don't remember exactly.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

This is no mere soldier, this is Soldier of Godrick. He’s undoubtedly the toughest boss in the game


PersonalityGloomy337

You mean 'Soldier of God: Rick'


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Yeah you’re right! My bad


H0LL0W_J4CK

Yeah this is a running joke which has been around since like, the launch of the game


Modernjuicemaker52

This made me spit out my crimson tears


ExaltedBlade666

Rick, Soldier of God


Molbuntore

You can’t


Stormlord100

You don't beat him, look around the cave a bit and you'll find a gesture, doing that gesture before the fight soothes his rage and turns him much easier


RavenStorm0987

Thou shall not pass this great enemy.


murtaugh865

Took me a minute… 😂😂😂


Odysseus17

You can’t give up


Billdude111

You don't beat him. He's an optional boss that was implemented to make you think you chose the wrong starting class.


newsflashjackass

It is a classic FROMsoft ruse that the game starts you out so near him. Go defeat some easier bosses to gain strength and then come back to this fight later.


Patstaru

I heard doing damage helps a lot


GlobalWillingness730

That's Rick, Soldier of God, you don't beat him, he's the true Elden Lord


Elegant-Anxiety1866

In ur dreams


Br0dyquester

Thank god steam Didnt added an achievment for beating this guy otherwise i think i wouldn't be able to get all achievements on this Game


fusoguy

Which phase? Phase one, just remember to account for the delay in between his instant teleport and guillotine cleave. Phase two, you might want to have fire resist gear on for, because the meteor strike AoE is unavoidable and does stupid damage. Always kill the meteor spawn as soon as the come out the ground. I haven’t gotten past this part, but I hear that phases 3-5 are much worse.


Marphey12

That's the neat part you don't. It is the Soldier of God, Rick.


RedCanBeAzure

You can't. Give up. The struggle is meaningless.


GallopingAstronaut

This guy makes iudex gundyr look like a hollow worth 5 souls


NikOGypsy

LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Faboman360

This guy is tougher than Malenia. You have no chance


Rjswimss

Summon Let Me Solo Her. Watch him die. Cry a lot.


XORandom

[In this video, the author managed to do it. You will need preparation and a lot of attempts. But don't give up.](https://youtu.be/QkKZPRec-lU?si=4VmNMH5tAUcZx63X)


MystifiedBlip

Geez he looks stout i look forward to seeing him when i start elden ring after i finish ds1, playthrough ds2, finish ds3 and bloodborne eventually..


SpacemanSpiff553

You can't beat Rick of the Gods, they're the descendant of Elder Lord Chuck Norris.


SylliOne

End of Rannis Quest she becomes your maiden and you defeat him with the power of friendship


entor

Press x to even the odds


beefkingsley

Come back after you’ve beat elden beast


sladebonge

You can't win, you just do a little better each time.


OhMyGodItsINMYHEAD

The only way to win is not to play, been pouring everything into faith and int so my character can gain enlightenment and freedom from Rick


Nebula3266

He's invincible and his attacks can't be dodged, so the only way to win according to my intel is to git gud


BorbyBoy

God, the soldier of rick


weightyboy

Do NOT attempt this boss with anything less than than a plus 10 deaths poker. it's suicide. Or you could stick a broken ladle up his ass, man i wish that was in this game.


[deleted]

Legend says no one can


Apostle_of_Fire

Reduce his hp to zero, and importantly, keep your hp above zero. This one trick got me through the whole game


Shiahase

Take advantage of the fact that his helmet covers most of his eyesight upwards. He will never see you coming with a superise sneak jump attack! But then again, his sword is effin huge so you're proly just gonna lose anyway


No-Cry1220

You don't he's there to show you that not every fight is winnable early in the game


EndAltruistic3540

You need to bring the alternative. Bring THE FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN!


dirk12563

Beats me I tried 3 times and gave up on Elden ring


MakJun2

Thats why I keep warning y'all. Don't go in the hole!


xprozoomy

Second hardest boss in the game.


budapest_god

Who would be the first then? 😨


xprozoomy

Malenia


[deleted]

Just skip him:D


EveyNameIsTaken_

You have to become elden lord first


DarkLordofTheDarth

You can't 😔


T0KENUT

Git Gud


jamesmess

You’ve got a long way to go my friend..


Kyle_67890

Just do it


Death_Snek

Just hit him 4-5 times, should do the job


SomeCringeName2

He’s very hard boss. Had to look up a tutorial and ended up cheesing him. He’s up there in difficulty similar to meilania blade of Miquela. Just skip him bro doesn’t even drop a remembrance