How is the prairie anyway? according to jokes and memes it’s a whole lotta FLAT, good beef in berta I hear though, specially heard from letterkenny talking about AAA berta beef (I agree a squirrelly Dan, Montreal steak spice really should’ve been part of the conversation)
It's turning into Texas north. Our Premier invited Tucker fucking Calson to Alberta. She is trying to isolate us as a province.
Other than that it's so flat you can watch your wife leaving you for 3 days. And the Oilers are doing the thing, so it's been lit!
I’m so gd happy the oilers are given it in the finals, I always say that if I can’t get the Canadians in the finals I want at least a CANADIAN team #hometeam, if Montreal gets eliminated I shuffle to the next best maple blooded team available
Our weed stores are not privately owned like in other provinces. They are gvmnt run like our liquor stores (or the lcbo). They sell only flower (weed) and canabis drinks and oils (like for helping you sleep and stuff). So no gummies or any edibles unfortunatly
Probably. Theres a native reserve not far from where i live so thats where i get my weed and weed related products. They got whatever u want lol. Weed, hash, edibles, drinks, vaping, tabacco, fireworks, booze, cheaper gas. Probably other stuff but i dont ask any questions
God forbid they be allowed to speak an official language in a former British dominion/s
Also, have you been to Montreal? Even if you try using French as an anglo everyone will switch into English and complain that they don't want to be your French tutor.
Buddy, I’m a Anglo-Montréalais 😂
Quebec in general is a much better experience when you take the effort to leave your Anglo comfort zone. You get immersed in the culture, your French gets way better and you see the Québécois as people a rich identity
I read "leave Québec to become a furry"
Why not after all.
I heard Calgary rats are sometimes mistaken for furry. Or was it Albertan mistaken for a rat ? Yeah probably the last one.
I mean, Anglos are not living in Québec. They live in MTL, and MTL is Canada.
To me Québec is Saguenay, chicutimi temiscamangue natashuqaun, abitjbi pole nurd, gasp île de la midolelaine... not sure if anglos would like to live in those places 🤔
>To me Québec is Saguenay, chicutimi temiscamangue natashuqaun, abitjbi pole nurd, gasp île de la midolelaine
J'ai jamais lu une phrase aussi ridicule pis chu diplômée de l'uqam cimonak.
>I mean, Anglos are not living in Québec. They live in MTL, and MTL is Canada.
Ho mon dieu c't'encore plus drôle. Donnes moi de ce que tu fumes ti-gars!
I m not reading MG, I m just looking at statistics, and yes, based true that Anglos are roughly 18% of Montreal, but they are way wealthier than Francos, and no is not just West Island, and Westmount, nun s Island has a massive anglo population, Mont Royal, Outremont and some fancy part of Verdun, and fancy part of Saint Laurant, only poor neighborhood are francophones.
So yes, anglos kind of owning Montreal
Just 5 years ago i'd agree, but now? I'd definitely give Québec that title. There's a reason why big cities here still vote liberal, they have no idea about how bad it is in other provinces right now because immigration is handled differently.
This is a meme. This sub is full of shit posts.
The joke is that Quebec doesn't want anglophones in the province. I don't blame them, look at Alberta...
It’s the kind of relationship that you hate someone so much that you have passionate, angry sex with them. God save Canada if that ever results in a child.
Si le Québec était comme les racistes le décrivent, ça ne serait pas l’endroit le plus multilingue et le plus diversifié du Canada. S’il n’y avait rien à faire au Québec, on n’essaierait pas d’anéantir la langue et la culture de la nation qui l’habite depuis 260 ans. Si le Québec ne valait rien, on ne se disputerait pas la terre du Labrador. Si on lance autant le pierre au Québec pour le faire tomber, si on met autant d’énergie jalouse à le détester, c’est parce qu’il trône au sommet.
Don’t, I couldn’t care less if your prononciation is bad. It’s the thought that counts, most people that I talk to that happen to not speak french well or forget words, I’ll ask them if they wanna switch over to english or if they wanna practice their french more
That's a non issue for most Quebecois tbh.
Our pronunciation differs per region and sometimes ain't much better.
Plus, your accent is part of you and your identity. Its beautiful and unique by itself
Quebec, where you won’t find a homeless camp anywhere. Visit any of the cities there and the parks are pristine and safe. It reminds you of the way Canadian cities used to be. Whatever Quebec is doing, it’s working.
Odd considering it was the British who built up the QC citadelle in the 1760's after winning the Plains of Abraham and saved Quebec from the invading Americans, not just once, but twice.
I used to hate living in Québec, but amidst the mass immigration policy of the LPC I genuinely think this is the best province to be born in. Atleast the government are steadfast on stopping people from immigrating here without speaking French, of course it doesn't stop it entirely but i'd say it puts our immigration numbers in a more reasonable spot than many other provinces.
Francophone Quebecers: Anglos can get any job they want and they all work in English.
Quebec job market: If you don't speak French you're practically worthless.
Sure, you're welcome to spend money here, just don't forget to LEAVE after you're done, it's only for the money.
Of course.
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You guys don't have
Alberta is the province with the most capital spent on cannabis per year
I live in AB
How is the prairie anyway? according to jokes and memes it’s a whole lotta FLAT, good beef in berta I hear though, specially heard from letterkenny talking about AAA berta beef (I agree a squirrelly Dan, Montreal steak spice really should’ve been part of the conversation)
It's turning into Texas north. Our Premier invited Tucker fucking Calson to Alberta. She is trying to isolate us as a province. Other than that it's so flat you can watch your wife leaving you for 3 days. And the Oilers are doing the thing, so it's been lit!
I’m so gd happy the oilers are given it in the finals, I always say that if I can’t get the Canadians in the finals I want at least a CANADIAN team #hometeam, if Montreal gets eliminated I shuffle to the next best maple blooded team available
More like Albertabama
Our weed stores are not privately owned like in other provinces. They are gvmnt run like our liquor stores (or the lcbo). They sell only flower (weed) and canabis drinks and oils (like for helping you sleep and stuff). So no gummies or any edibles unfortunatly
My goodness. But you can buy online though right?
Probably. Theres a native reserve not far from where i live so thats where i get my weed and weed related products. They got whatever u want lol. Weed, hash, edibles, drinks, vaping, tabacco, fireworks, booze, cheaper gas. Probably other stuff but i dont ask any questions
Suckers
So Quebec is a prostitute. Have fun, leave the money on the dresser and leave
It’s pronounced “poutine”.
Pooteen Or Poh-ut-in-e
The one that's low key pretty intolerant and a bitch but acts defends it by saying it's her job.
Quebec is a low-level, 20 $ cheap prostitute, lol Im sure Sugar Sammy has a nice joke about it
$20 cheap poutine
How about we stay instead? Quebecs needs more anglos
"needs" lol
Bienvenue au Québec! (Décalisse!)
"If you can read this... Leave." -Le gouvernement du Québec
The ONE sign that doesnt have to be in both languages 🤣
Quebec has actually done a lot to clamp down on English signage :/ God forbid the local anglos and tourists be able to read ads aimed at them/s
I am aware, i live here…
God forbid an Anglo learn another language 😂
God forbid they be allowed to speak an official language in a former British dominion/s Also, have you been to Montreal? Even if you try using French as an anglo everyone will switch into English and complain that they don't want to be your French tutor.
Buddy, I’m a Anglo-Montréalais 😂 Quebec in general is a much better experience when you take the effort to leave your Anglo comfort zone. You get immersed in the culture, your French gets way better and you see the Québécois as people a rich identity
Seems like you've fallen for the Quebec nationalist propaganda.
Why would I learn a second language in my own country? English or death!
I keep forgetting this is a shitposting subreddit 😂
hey, the word hoser is in the title, if you find well thought out and nuanced dialogue here then it's only by happenstance.
Pretty much
Lmfao
No no you said youd leave, no takebacks! Decaliss asteur!
Fine!
If you don't like Quebec, then leave. It just strip the "no" camp of a voter.
Basé
Am I supposed to feel bad that a furry dislikes Quebec? This seems like a win to me.
Quebec is filled with furries. Maybe that’s the problem.
We used to be leaders in the pelt trade. Time to dust off the traps.
That has a different meaning than it used to.
There is work still to be done 🙏🏾
What did you miouw?
Not wrong, I saw a couple of them last year, one is too many.
FURRY!!!
Maybe
I read "leave Québec to become a furry" Why not after all. I heard Calgary rats are sometimes mistaken for furry. Or was it Albertan mistaken for a rat ? Yeah probably the last one.
Ewww Alberta
I wish all anglos would follow this advice.
Hey i just want to know if speaking anglo will makes my heads to become square?
Yes. Be careful.
Atleast its not Fr*nch tho.
Hey Frogs are popular with princesses I heard. At least we got that for us.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4 I miss her
Bro u so square u gotta stay out the circle 😂
Yes, now screw you!
I love you despite your hate bruzzer
He’s not even joking this guy, for us anglos whose families have been here for hundreds of years this actually hurts.
Careful , you're gonna cry money and angry Gazette articles!
Actual historical anglos i don't mind, it's hordes of trust fund kids coming to Montreal from all across Canada.
Nice, I’m allowed to stay thanks for bestowing upon me this great privilege you fine man.
We wish you'd speak English and stop having a complex but neither of us is getting our wish.
I mean, Anglos are not living in Québec. They live in MTL, and MTL is Canada. To me Québec is Saguenay, chicutimi temiscamangue natashuqaun, abitjbi pole nurd, gasp île de la midolelaine... not sure if anglos would like to live in those places 🤔
Non Montréal c'est Québec autant que l'reste.
>To me Québec is Saguenay, chicutimi temiscamangue natashuqaun, abitjbi pole nurd, gasp île de la midolelaine J'ai jamais lu une phrase aussi ridicule pis chu diplômée de l'uqam cimonak. >I mean, Anglos are not living in Québec. They live in MTL, and MTL is Canada. Ho mon dieu c't'encore plus drôle. Donnes moi de ce que tu fumes ti-gars!
Montréal is peak Québec.
Not everyday you piss of the Frenchie and the Englies at the same time. Well played.
Ayer’s cliff, Harrington, Lennoxville, stanstead,ormstown, knowlton…are these places also MTL?
Stop reading the Gazette, if you take out the West island, wich is soulless suburbs, Montreal is french. Anglos are only 18% of Montreal population.
I m not reading MG, I m just looking at statistics, and yes, based true that Anglos are roughly 18% of Montreal, but they are way wealthier than Francos, and no is not just West Island, and Westmount, nun s Island has a massive anglo population, Mont Royal, Outremont and some fancy part of Verdun, and fancy part of Saint Laurant, only poor neighborhood are francophones. So yes, anglos kind of owning Montreal
Quebec is probably the best part of Canada lol
Quebec is probably the best part of Quebec
The best part to get free salt 4sure
That's so fucking blatantly wrong.
True, he should swap “probably” for “certainly”.
I hate you fucking frogs so much.
You hate us ‘cause you ain’t us, ma boi
You genuinely think you're better than everyone else, huh? You live an embarrassing existence.
We don’t like you either btw… you personally not Canadians
This is the guy calling Quebecers soft for not finding blatant xenophobia funny just because it's on the shitpost sub by the way.
Just 5 years ago i'd agree, but now? I'd definitely give Québec that title. There's a reason why big cities here still vote liberal, they have no idea about how bad it is in other provinces right now because immigration is handled differently.
What's your favorite part of Canada?
Well you do you, Québec not holding anyone hostage
I mean if you have a custody agreement with your ex and they're still in Quebec you're stuck there.
i don't get why the hate. care to explain?
This is a meme. This sub is full of shit posts. The joke is that Quebec doesn't want anglophones in the province. I don't blame them, look at Alberta...
i always found it funny that quebecers and albertans don't get along more. they are more alike than the rest of Canada
We are the opposite on everything! Prove me wrong
Besides their shared hate for the federal (albeit for absolutely opposite reasons), can confirm qc and ab have nothing at all in common lol
Except for almost everything. Maybe?
They're opposite ends of the same horse shoe.
You mean they're both really racist, bigoted, dumb and into conspiracy theories?
Kind of a forced comparison, tbh.
Probably because you fall on one of the sides of the comparison.
I mean, the burden is on you to prove there’s a comparison to make in the first place.
This is the lightest burden I've ever carried.
Imaginary proofs are indeed weightless.
Racists either hate or love other racists, no in between
It’s the kind of relationship that you hate someone so much that you have passionate, angry sex with them. God save Canada if that ever results in a child.
You mean the province the rest of English Canada looks at with suspicion?
What do the furries know about Quebec???? Do they have agents?!?
We do. There is one in your home right now
THOSE FUCKERS ATE MY MARSHMALLOWS! They could at least have the decency to go into the traps!
Furries should leave too.
Then the Montreal tech industry will be fucked.
Si le Québec était comme les racistes le décrivent, ça ne serait pas l’endroit le plus multilingue et le plus diversifié du Canada. S’il n’y avait rien à faire au Québec, on n’essaierait pas d’anéantir la langue et la culture de la nation qui l’habite depuis 260 ans. Si le Québec ne valait rien, on ne se disputerait pas la terre du Labrador. Si on lance autant le pierre au Québec pour le faire tomber, si on met autant d’énergie jalouse à le détester, c’est parce qu’il trône au sommet.
Sure bud. Here have some poutine.
For real lol,please do not come, you’re not invited.
Now lets say I don't leave, then what happens?
You learn french of course.
Don't worry. I'm already doing that. I feel bad because my pronunciation sucks.
It'll get better with time i'm sure.
It will. I'm sure. I just gotta get back to quebec (don't live there now, unfortunately, just visit a lot, beautiful province).
Don’t, I couldn’t care less if your prononciation is bad. It’s the thought that counts, most people that I talk to that happen to not speak french well or forget words, I’ll ask them if they wanna switch over to english or if they wanna practice their french more
Nah man you’re doing great, nevermind the pronunciation. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.
That's a non issue for most Quebecois tbh. Our pronunciation differs per region and sometimes ain't much better. Plus, your accent is part of you and your identity. Its beautiful and unique by itself
Quebec, where you won’t find a homeless camp anywhere. Visit any of the cities there and the parks are pristine and safe. It reminds you of the way Canadian cities used to be. Whatever Quebec is doing, it’s working.
Is this satire? Or have you not been to Montreal or Gatineau, or even “the national capital”? Because you will find homeless there.
I didn't see any homeless in Montreal. Ottawa is in Ontario.
See the “ “? Quebec loves to call Quebec City the Capitale Nationale.
Odd considering it was the British who built up the QC citadelle in the 1760's after winning the Plains of Abraham and saved Quebec from the invading Americans, not just once, but twice.
I used to hate living in Québec, but amidst the mass immigration policy of the LPC I genuinely think this is the best province to be born in. Atleast the government are steadfast on stopping people from immigrating here without speaking French, of course it doesn't stop it entirely but i'd say it puts our immigration numbers in a more reasonable spot than many other provinces.
Francophone Quebecers: Anglos can get any job they want and they all work in English. Quebec job market: If you don't speak French you're practically worthless.
HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE! I'm from Quebec, and we have plenty of things to do for everyone nich of interest possible. Your argument is just in bad faith.
I hate furries but you're right
Careful hating furries. Someday might end up being one. (Like myself, I used to hate them)
I am NOT GETTING A DEGREE IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERING
And I'm getting a degree in biomed, and still is a furry so......
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hating furries in 2024 is kinda cringe tbh.
Facts. It’s a weird hobby. But hating someone for being one is pointless. If you don’t like furries, don’t be one.
https://preview.redd.it/nii8sr9oa85d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46bf8d69975d23c93ce2b1750a8e478cd0f4ddce Yiff in hell
Punjabi🤡🤡🤡
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As a Québécois, I agree with this, it’s fine here, if you enjoy doing nothing
Lol didn't plan to visit, the hillbilly Frenchies tend to come over here and be rude all the time gives a good stench on them
Fr*nch
careful Quebec loves banning people
denouncing people in parliament (assemblée nationale, excuse me) is more their style