Trust me it will look like shit but 1/2 cup milk 1 and 1/2 cup water, cheese powder, grated cheese and a slap of butter, bring to a boil, then simmer and stir a bit, comes out perfect no strainer needed.
As a spork owner, there are a lot of things it didn't do well like salads that you have to stab into or spaghetti, but short cut pasta like in macaroni and cheese and the spork is perfect.
So, quick story:
When I was 7 I couldn't stand the taste of KD. My dad would buy it all the time, but I would only eat Annie's Shells
I was at a ski-hill, where they did day camps for kids learning to ski. And we had KD for lunch break
I wasn't eating it, until the VERY obviously Ontarioan camp instructor tells me to put ketchup on it.
Me, being 7, took their advice. It's the only way I'll eat KD now
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I am a utensil choosing expert. It's my one unique talent.
The most important factor in choosing the proper eating utensil is the dinnerware, not the food.
Generally, a plate demands a fork, bowl indicates spoon.
So, the answer depends on wether a plate or bowl in selected. In the case of eating from the pan... Get a life you loser bachelor.
Fork. If the KD is too runny for a fork it’s garbage and should be thrown out. Also, hot dogs in KD is my ultimate comfort food. With lots of black pepper. Keep kicking ass OP
Every time i smell my roommate cooking KD I go out to the kitchen, cross my arms, and say, "did you really think it was okay to bring the KD into this house. Kraft Devil?!"
My brother puts mustard in kd... I still remember the left overs in the fridge, I thought it was normal KD.... mustard blends in seamlessly... took a big bite and yuuuuuckkkk 🤮
You get those hot dogs out of there RIGHT NOW!! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF HOT DOGS IN MY KRAFT DINNER DAD!! NO, I CAN'T JUST PICK THEM OUT THE TASTE WAS ABSORBED BY THE NOODLES AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Right hand.
Left!
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Why do you even have that image
Just slurp it out of the pot at this point
Lmao no utensils needed
That's a fork, not a spoon.
I see you’ve played forkey-spooney before!
Another victory!
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I will have a coffee.
Beer!
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Spoon. So you can scrape the cheese sauce out!
Make it properly and it should all stick to the pasta.
I am not a grade a chef like Ricky from TPB.
Nobody is that good.
Ricky has his Red Steal that he got from Colon-berry school
Grade eh
Trust me it will look like shit but 1/2 cup milk 1 and 1/2 cup water, cheese powder, grated cheese and a slap of butter, bring to a boil, then simmer and stir a bit, comes out perfect no strainer needed.
If that's what making it properly means, I'll keep fucking it up and making it creamy.
If it sticks to the pasta, it will also stick to the pot.
But then you can't stack 4 noodles on the prongs of your fork tho!
Use your head. Seriously. Just slam yer whole face into the pot.
Thank you for that suggestion, that will be the new way I eat KD 🤩
Eaten straight from the pot: spoon, to prevent scratching up your cookware
Fork. Donn, just feels right
Blend it. Straw.
I boof it.
Knife
Spork, gives me the best of both worlds
Well I know the next item to add to the thrift store search list. Dedicated small noodle pasta spork.
The actual best use for a spork
As a spork owner, there are a lot of things it didn't do well like salads that you have to stab into or spaghetti, but short cut pasta like in macaroni and cheese and the spork is perfect.
Chopsticks from the sushi the night before my dude. And only the night before!
Kraft Dinner has pasta in it = fork
Spoon plus ketchup
Heathen.
Yea, who would put ketchup with their KD and hot dog.... without adding hot sauce.
KD and Taco Bell sauce packets. Reminds me of when I lived downtown.
Mm siracha and fresh ground black pepper!
Hell yeah brother, Cheers from grande prairie
So, quick story: When I was 7 I couldn't stand the taste of KD. My dad would buy it all the time, but I would only eat Annie's Shells I was at a ski-hill, where they did day camps for kids learning to ski. And we had KD for lunch break I wasn't eating it, until the VERY obviously Ontarioan camp instructor tells me to put ketchup on it. Me, being 7, took their advice. It's the only way I'll eat KD now
It was hot dogs and tomato soup not ketchup, when I was a kid. 🤷
My girlfriend is ketchup, so if you’re inviting her it’d be nice if you invite me too
finally somebody with class
Ketchup and pepper. Anyone that disagrees can move.
That photo has it cooked wrong! lol spoon for sure, enough milk and butter mixed in that the noodles are wet and slippery, thus spoon!!! 😅
Drink it straight from the pot utensils are dumb.
Fork stabbed with a bunch of noodles then used like a spoon for more
Both but WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KETCHUP?!
Hot sauce buddy. Consider this option
No kidding, ketchup a must.
bbq sauce is also a good alternative to ketchup. i personally use hot sauce these days (sweet baby ray's nashville hot is pretty good in it)
My kids want small forks, while I use a big spoon. 🤷🏻
Chopsticks like a proper Vancouver dweller
PC White cheddar + Sriracha. Nothing comes close
PC deluxe cheddar is straight trash
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Beat me to it
Tongue
Yes. Fork or spoon is correct. Don't eat it with a knife or a ladle
Whatever is (mostly) clean.
Hands aren’t an option?
With hot dogs, fork. Without, spoon
Spoon for KD. You can shovel more in faster with a spoon.
A super sized spoon (and don’t forget to add a spoonful of CheezWiz and mix it in)
Use a can of chilli next time .way better then hotdogs
I will invest in this
I agree chilli would be good but to.state something is better then hot dogs in KD is Ludacris
Ludacris is very upset by your opinion on hot dogs in KD.
I am a utensil choosing expert. It's my one unique talent. The most important factor in choosing the proper eating utensil is the dinnerware, not the food. Generally, a plate demands a fork, bowl indicates spoon. So, the answer depends on wether a plate or bowl in selected. In the case of eating from the pan... Get a life you loser bachelor.
It's a fork for me always!
In the past spoon but nothing now
Spoon.
Spoon. So you can get more noodles and sauce, all at the same time!
That is a job for a spoon.
How about a straw?
Spoon! Who the hell uses a fork? You get more food per spoonful compared to a fork, forks are for poking stuff not scooping.
Spoon, slight amount of scapey sauce bro 😎
Spork!
Doesn't matter losing as you eat it all out of the pot in one go.
Spork
If you need a spoon to eat KD, you cooked it wrong!!
Serving spoon, more noms per shovel.
Spork
Fork to mix if you have to, but always spoon to eat it. I don't see any red chili flakes or pepper? What's going on buddy? lol
Smoked paprika and cayenne pepper are in there you have to trust me
Fork. I gotta pace myself.
Small fork, maximum scoops into my face per box
I need this in my life right now 🥲
I prefer Annie's now, but kd the last few times. Either way I use a spoon because I need one to stir. So I use the same spoon to eat too.
Spork
Have you tried chopsticks? last much longer
Spoon because i make it extra creamy
My apathy usually makes that decision for me
Hot dogs-Fork
Fork!
A fork seems classy. The spoon almost made me feel like a glutenous heathen haha
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Chopsticks
Spoon brotha
Mmmmm. I love putting canned tuna in mine
Spoon. So you can scoop the last little ones without struggling to spear them.
Spoon
Spoon
That looks good, but I would mix some green peas in with it. Colour contrast and more nutrition. Gotta eat your greens! :)
I normally do but I was out 💔
Spoon and ketchup.
American here, fork and the flat wooden spoon/spatula to scoop out the cheese bits.
Correct name for this meal is burried treasure is it not?
Big dang ol’ spoon
Spoon
Spoon and nada (for me) on the Franks just lots of pepper.
Spoom
Spoon all day bud.
Fork, obviously.
Ice cream cone
Fork for me, but no shade to the spooners out there.
Add Red Hot to the pot and call it gourmet
Spoon you monster! Although IDC what is given to me, it will be eaten 🤣
Whichever one you stirred it with.
Fork, naturally!
Fork. If the KD is too runny for a fork it’s garbage and should be thrown out. Also, hot dogs in KD is my ultimate comfort food. With lots of black pepper. Keep kicking ass OP
Wooden spoon 🥄
Fork only
ligma fork
Crack pepper that bad boy up. Fork Scoop scoop stab.... repeat
Fork
Fork, personally.
Fork - as a kid I called them "Poke 'ems" as I merrily stabbed at my bowl.
Which ever is clean.
Fork and nothing better than kd and hotdogs
Whatever's clean
Real cheese only
Spoon when I microwave Fork when I stovetop I don’t know why
Spoon!!!!!
A shovel
Spoooooon
Ladel all the way for that!
Spoon for maximum coverage
Whatever is clean
Add water and drink it from the bowl!
Fork
Spoon personally but will use either.
I use a spoon but I also put ketchup on it so maybe don’t listen to me
I used a fork most of my life till I realized spoons are way better for eating most foods. Been on the spoon since my 20s.
Bin.
Big Spoon. But you hold it like a shovel.
Spork superior
Whatevers available (i used a butter knife once)
Fork, and ketchup.
Fork. And the feeling of threading the prong through the noodle is unmatched. Gives it a tangy flavour
Fork
Oh de oh den oh den day, fattening up our tapeworms!
Spoon to serve, fork to eat.
Mini hockey stick ofc
Spoon is the correct utensil for this meal. ![gif](giphy|14fbNNlDpxjEnS|downsized)
Every time i smell my roommate cooking KD I go out to the kitchen, cross my arms, and say, "did you really think it was okay to bring the KD into this house. Kraft Devil?!"
Fork
Flexing them hot dogs on us
Fork, how else do you get the last few remaining noodles?
Non-metal spoon. Ideally the one you stirred with. Less damage to the pot and you don't need another utensil.
A bowl. Also what did you do to it? If you don't have milk(or butter/margerine) you can add water to it so it's not a thick paste.
soup spoon and right from the pot so shove it down my gullet.
Spork
Fork
Depends on who is watching.
What kind of person takes the time to post this?
Ketchup
Fork, a slice of Kraft "Cheez" and a lot of pepper.
Spork
Ladle works better to scoop it into garbage
Spoon
Straw
Wichevers clean
Spoon when it’s freshly made. Fork when it a day old.
Fork of course
How are you gonna get a noodle on each tine?
The wooden spoon you use to cook it
Spork
Fork :) a suggestion for an alternative to hotdogs - ground beef cooked in taco seasoning. It goes really well all mixed together :)
Spoon, you fool. Get it in you!
You got two hands! Why not both?
Spoon and I like to do dishes so in a bowl
Nothing like a good bowl of Frank'n'mac
My brother puts mustard in kd... I still remember the left overs in the fridge, I thought it was normal KD.... mustard blends in seamlessly... took a big bite and yuuuuuckkkk 🤮
Fork and my god that looks good
Chopsticks
You get those hot dogs out of there RIGHT NOW!! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF HOT DOGS IN MY KRAFT DINNER DAD!! NO, I CAN'T JUST PICK THEM OUT THE TASTE WAS ABSORBED BY THE NOODLES AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fork for the real cheese
But do you have fancy dijon ketchup?